A perfect idea, no more worries about "blinky".
Rich Holmes
From: kjf...@midway.uchicago.edu (Kenneth Fair)
Subject: Re: A perfect idea, no more worries about "blinky".
In article <4j1i52$7...@zorn.mnet.medstroms.se>, c...@alfakonsult.se (CD
Skogsberg) wrote:
>Yea, let it be known that at the time 19 Mar 1996 04:41:34 GMT, in
><4ildtu$k...@bigboote.WPI.EDU> the scribe gan...@wpi.WPI.EDU (James
>Michael Sambrook) wrote thus:
( )
( (/oo\) )
( \''/ ) WW
( \/ ) wwwwww /__\
( ) w"ww ww"w | oo | _WWWWW_
( ) W o""o W (o)(o) (|_()_|) / o o \ (+)(+)
oo ( ) W ______ W w" "w \__/ (| __O__ |) /\
w"()"w ( ) "w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W /|\/|\ \ \___/ / \-==- /
W -==- W ' -- ' ww""wwwwww""ww "w w" |||||||| /-------\ \/
"wwww" = = |||||||||||| w""""""""""w |||||||| |=========|<\/\/\/>
w" "w = = |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| /\
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
Oh good, target practice. I'm rusty, so I'll shoot the big one first...
WARNING
-------
You are about to see scenes of
cruel insensitivity to Muppets
involving graphic violence. If
you are a minor or have a weak
stomach, please hit 'n' now.
Consider yourself forewarned.
WW
wwwwww /__\
w"ww ww"w | oo | _WWWWW_
W o""o W (o)(o) (|_()_|) / o o \ (+)(+)
oo W ______ W w" "w \__/ (| __O__ |) /\
w"()"w "w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W /|\/|\ \ \___/ / \-==- /
W -==- W ww""wwwwww""ww "w w" |||||||| /-------\ \/
"wwww" /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w |||||||| |=========|<\/\/\/>
w" "w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| /\
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
*BOOM* <ting>
Chicken, anyone?
WW
wwwwww /__\
w"ww ww"w | oo | _WWWWW_
W o""o W (o)(o) (|_()_|) / o o \
oo W ______ W w" "w \__/ (| __O__ |)
w"()"w "w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W /|\/|\ \ \___/ /
W -==- W ww""wwwwww""ww "w w" |||||||| /-------\
"wwww" /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w |||||||| |=========| O O
w" "w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
*BOOM* <ting>
And frog legs!
WW
wwwwww /__\
w"ww ww"w | oo | _WWWWW_
W o""o W (o)(o) (|_()_|) / o o \
W ______ W w" "w \__/ (| __O__ |)
"w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W /|\/|\ \ \___/ /
ww""wwwwww""ww "w w" |||||||| /-------\
() /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w |||||||| |=========| O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
*BOOM* <ting>
What kinda name is "Elmo" anyway?
WW
wwwwww /__\
w"ww ww"w | oo | _WWWWW_
W o""o W (o)(o) (|_()_|) / o o \
W ______ W w" "w \__/ (| __O__ |)
"w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W /|\/|\ \ \___/ /
ww""wwwwww""ww "w w" |||||||| /-------\
() /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w |||||||| |=========| O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
Wait, let me draw my other pistol...
wwwwww
w"ww ww"w
W o""o W (o)(o)
W ______ W w" "w
"w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W
ww""wwwwww""ww "w w"
() /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
*BA-BOOM* <ta-ting>
Yeah! Got both of the love slaves with one shot!
wwwwww
w"ww ww"w
W o""o W (o)(o)
W ______ W w" "w
"w \_\/_/ w" W -====- W
ww""wwwwww""ww "w w"
() /\ |||||||||||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
What the heck, time to use the shotgun...
www www
w"ww ::.:..::..::ww"w
W ::... ::::W
..... ..::: (o)(o)
W ... ...::W w" "w
:::.. w" W -====- W
ww " ..:""ww "w w"
() /\ |||| :::|||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
**WHOOMP**
No more Mr. Nice Guy, huh, Oscar?
(o)(o)
w" "w
W -====- W
""ww "w w"
() /\ |||| |||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
And now for the big artillery...
(o) .. WWW ....
w..:::::::::::::::: (o)
...::::.... ...::::...
W .::.. "**" ...:::W
...::.... "****"" ..:::...
..::::.."" ...:::"
""ww ..:::::::...
() /\ |||| |||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
***KA-FWOOOM***
Me smell Cookie Monster! Lookit them eyes fly!
""ww
() /\ |||| |||| w""""""""""w () O O O
w"wwww"w ((=--=)) |||||||||||| W W|||||||| |=========| \_||_/
Elmo Big Bird Oscar Cookie Monster Bert Ernie Kermit
The Muppets are done, man.
Muppet Shooting Gallery: Brought to you by the letters A and K, and the
numbers 4 and 7.
(I only hope I haven't scarred any children in the audience for life.
What kinda sick bastard would do something like this, anyway?)
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