[alt.callahans] Re: Another LotR pun.

[James A. Wolf]

[Submitter's note: I started this with a joke about 'Moria Carrey'. I
am deeply sorry.]

Subject: Re: Another LotR pun.
From: Quinn...@POINGyahoo.com (Quinn Inuit)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 00:27:42 GMT, ket...@checkmysig.com had the little
heralds in the computer go to the ends of the Earth to proclaim:

>On 06 Jan 2002 04:52:43 GMT, Kevin Ahearn wrote:
>
>>>"Elaine M. Brown" <emb...@mars.ark.com> wrote in message
>>>news:1f5jlpm.7bfq7ahdy1dsN%emb...@mars.ark.com...
>>>> Hacky <hack...@cableone.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > "John Vinson" <jvinson@STOP_SPAM.WysardOfInfo.com> wrote in message
>>>> > > The Wysard feels he must get his revenge, so starts singing a song
>>>> > > composed long ago by Gandalf Grayhame:
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "Moria... I'm trapped in a pit called Moria...
>>>> > > And suddenly that name
>>>> > > Will never be the same
>>>> > > a-gaiiiiiiiinnn..."
>>>> >
>>>> > Hacky grins hugely at the Wysard and starts singing his own terrible
>>>filk.
>>>> >
>>>> > "Moria, moria... and they call the cave Moria...."
>>>>
>>>> Since we're doing terrible filk... ;-)
>>>> *ahem*
>>>>
>>>> How do you solve a problem like Moria?
>>>> How do you get back up when you've gone down?
>>>> How do you find some words that mean Moria?
>>>> A dark evil cave, the pit of despair, dwarftown...
>>>>
>>>> -Elaine
>>
>>Then there's Sauron's song:
>>
>>" 'Rings! Rings! Wherever they may be
>>I am the Lord of the Rings,' said he
>>'And I'll find them all, wherever they may be
>>And I'll bind them all in the dark,' said he"
>
>"I like it here in Lothlorien
>nothing to fear in Lothlorien
>Just stuck up elves in Lothlorien
>In love with themselves in Lothlorien!"

And if they'd made Julie Andrews Galadriel:

Nine for the mortal men doomed to die sooner
Three for the Elves who all were much cooler
Seven for dwarves who liked to make things
These are a few of my favorite rings.

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