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Orgasms and horseback riding

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bryan

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Feb 28, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/28/00
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You know, I get up at sun up, saddle the ol' mare, and head out for a days
worth of punchin', cuttin' and sortin'. I don't think I've ever heard of
such a load of ........ in my life. If this is what you're feelin' or
thinkin' or whatever when you climb up your horse, then you need to open up
y'er yellow pages and look under "shrink" section and book y'erself an appt.

sh...@ecn.ab.ca wrote in message <38b9...@ecn.ab.ca>...
>Subject: A canter
>
>As to the delicate delights of English saddles,
>>
>> an English saddle, eh? Interesting.
>> Whenever I have subtlety suggested
>> to riders that is might be possible
>> to get some sexual stimulation from
>> riding, I get heavily flamed 99% of the time.
>> The other 1% of the time,
>> they admit, for example, that the
>> sitting trot and the canter are good
>> for stimulation. can you add to this???
>
>Those who flame you are either embarrassed, trying to keep a wonderful
>secret for the pleasure of a small, initiated elite or frigid.
>
>Horseback riding has been giving women orgasms for centuries. And
>knowledgeable men have sought the heightened instincts and abilities of
>horsewomen for just as long. Serious horseback riding, for sport or
>hunting, is strenuous exercise and greatly increases the muscle tone and
>control of the stomach, groin, ass and inner legs. It involves forging
>a physical bond and a physical understanding of a muscled, warm blooded
>animal between your legs. You don't sit on a horse. To ride a horse
>you have to grip it and move with it. You have to feel it and know how
>it moves. The true horsewoman not only knows how to respond to the
>horse but knows how to work with it, to communicate by strength and
>balance, in such a way as to make the two animals, herself and the
>horse, conform to each other in the midst of heavy physical activity.
>
>A woman who can ride well must be bold. She must mix control with
>receptivity. She understands that too much control blocks the natural
>power of her horse while too little control will mean the horse loses
>its sense of her.
>
>This physical communion is at the heart of the sexuality of riding. It
>is that physical communion that should be at the heart of two lovers
>making love.
>
>And yes a canter is a lovely motion for a woman to feel the pressure of
>a saddle up between her thighs. It has more of the quick, soft circular
>motion that women seem to prefer when playing with themselves. I would
>think that the sitting trot is more for a woman whose orgasms come more
>directly and forcefully. The beast and the saddle surge more
>relentlessly, irresistibly through her legs in a distinctive rise and
>fall. She can allow her full weight to press from her vulva to the
>saddles spine. But the truly masterful horsewoman, knows her beast and
>knows her body. She will know how long her can carry her at any given
>pace and how much of any pace she enjoys. And she blends these to
>please herself. And the spirited beast loves to provide the stamina and
>strength and rhythm for her pleasure. And if she can ride well enough
>he will gallop and jump and thunder across the earth with her and end
>exhausted and exhaulted and, most importantly, incredibly loyal.
>
>Each woman must find the way she finds most satisfying to ride, a
>canter, a sitting trot or a gallup. It can be so much fun figuring out
>which you like the most.
>
>Enough horseing around for one evening. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Did
>I answer your question?
>
>My warmest and best,
> The Gentleman
>
>
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Hillary Jipson

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Feb 29, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/29/00
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hahaha it is quite a large load of crap ..... lol it's obviously comming from a
man...lol and not only that..it's implying that many women are not accomplished
horse riders because they can't orgasm in the saddle..lol.. i dunno he needs to
hack it off and develope a clit and give it a try and find out for himself it
sounds!

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Fran

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Mar 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/1/00
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Hillary Jipson <boi...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:38BCBB1F...@bellsouth.net...

> hahaha it is quite a large load of crap ..... lol it's obviously comming
from a
> man...lol and not only that..it's implying that many women are not
accomplished
> horse riders because they can't orgasm in the saddle..lol.. i dunno he
needs to
> hack it off and develope a clit and give it a try and find out for himself
it
> sounds!

Well, I don't know about all that, but his description does make me want to
go riding....
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SPAMP...@meoff.com

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Mar 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/1/00
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2000 03:59:00 GMT, "bryan" <b-...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

>You know, I get up at sun up, saddle the ol' mare, and head out for a days
>worth of punchin', cuttin' and sortin'. I don't think I've ever heard of
>such a load of ........ in my life. If this is what you're feelin' or
>thinkin' or whatever when you climb up your horse, then you need to open up
>y'er yellow pages and look under "shrink" section and book y'erself an appt.

<LOL>

You got me cracking up in my chair...... The most stimulation I have
ever gotten riding a horse was when my mare bucked me over the horn of
my western saddle, at a full canter, and I ended up riding her without
reins, sitting on her neck, and holding her mane. The stimulation
nearly put me in the hospital, after mashing my balls on that saddle
horn, but after I got her stopped, and got off, I was so "high" from
adrenalin, and feeling good about staying on her throughout all of
this excitement, that I forgot the pain..... I wont forget that
day.... ever ..... !!!! I wont foget the pain, and I wont forget the
way I rode that crazy mare, and refused to fall off. That #$^$ mare
has dumped me more times than any other horse I have ever ridden, yet,
she is one of my favorite horses ever, and is one fine horse.

Hillary Jipson

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Mar 2, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/2/00
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hahahah yeah.. if only i could find a horse like those who claim to have
orgasmed on.. what can i say..i've just never had that pleasure....lol..

Fran wrote:

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Hillary Jipson

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Mar 2, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/2/00
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isn't it funny how many of us tend to like the horses that "hurt" us the most? i
think for me it's probably the challenge and that the horse that usually tends to
be difficult (9 times out of ten that i've worked with) gives 100X better and
more than the willing ones when you actually get what you want..

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hol...@thisisnuts.com

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Mar 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/3/00
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DAMN, Now I know why they don't allow stallions on most trail rides.
It isn't because of the mares, it is because of the human women, who
are riding on that trail.

Think I better go out to my stud barn and make sure all the boys are
alone. I already know my mares are in their own paddock !!!!! :)

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jargot...@hotmail.com

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Jun 2, 2014, 10:37:25 AM6/2/14
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On Monday, February 28, 2000 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, bryan wrote:
> You know, I get up at sun up, saddle the ol' mare, and head out for a days
> worth of punchin', cuttin' and sortin'. I don't think I've ever heard of
> such a load of ........ in my life. If this is what you're feelin' or
> thinkin' or whatever when you climb up your horse, then you need to open up
> y'er yellow pages and look under "shrink" section and book y'erself an appt.
>
> sh...@ecn.ab.ca wrote in message <38b9...@ecn.ab.ca>...
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> >

Michael Davis

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> >Has happened to me 3 times.
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