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bod
Jan 2, 2010, 8:46:32 PM1/2/10
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ive just spent 2 days sobering up after the christmas holiday and go back to
work the day after tomorrow....so ive been laid in bed trying to get to
sleep for the last 2 hours before deciding to get up and get something to
eat.
creeping downstairs i half expected to see our departed puss still stood in
the living room like something from pet sematary and turned on the
lights.....nothing obviously.
to add to it theres an owl hooting in the back garden...to cut a story short
i switched on the kettle and looked in the fridge only to hear a THUNDERING
CLATTERING SET OF BANGS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.....my living room door then
burst open to reveal THE FUCKING DOG.
the FOUR LEGGED CUNT....now im TOUCHING CLOTH!!!
work the day after tomorrow....so ive been laid in bed trying to get to
sleep for the last 2 hours before deciding to get up and get something to
eat.
creeping downstairs i half expected to see our departed puss still stood in
the living room like something from pet sematary and turned on the
lights.....nothing obviously.
to add to it theres an owl hooting in the back garden...to cut a story short
i switched on the kettle and looked in the fridge only to hear a THUNDERING
CLATTERING SET OF BANGS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.....my living room door then
burst open to reveal THE FUCKING DOG.
the FOUR LEGGED CUNT....now im TOUCHING CLOTH!!!
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regards from BOD!
"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980
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The dog from that film you saw
Jan 3, 2010, 5:15:01 AM1/3/10
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"bod" <soapy...@glasscoffetable.com> wrote in message
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> ive just spent 2 days sobering up after the christmas holiday and go back
> to work the day after tomorrow....so ive been laid in bed trying to get to
> sleep for the last 2 hours before deciding to get up and get something to
> eat.
> creeping downstairs i half expected to see our departed puss still stood
> in the living room like something from pet sematary and turned on the
> lights.....nothing obviously.
> to add to it theres an owl hooting in the back garden...to cut a story
> short i switched on the kettle and looked in the fridge only to hear a
> THUNDERING CLATTERING SET OF BANGS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.....my living
> room door then burst open to reveal THE FUCKING DOG.
> the FOUR LEGGED CUNT....now im TOUCHING CLOTH!!!
you see, budgies won't do that to you.
--
Gareth.
that fly...... is your magic wand....
http://dsbdsb.mybrute.com
you fight better when you have a bear!
Hexen666
Jan 3, 2010, 7:54:27 AM1/3/10
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"The dog from that film you saw" <d...@removethisbitbtinternet.com> wrote in
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> "bod" <soapy...@glasscoffetable.com> wrote in message
> news:7qab7s...@mid.individual.net...
>> ive just spent 2 days sobering up after the christmas holiday and go back
>> to work the day after tomorrow....so ive been laid in bed trying to get
>> to sleep for the last 2 hours before deciding to get up and get something
>> to eat.
>> creeping downstairs i half expected to see our departed puss still stood
>> in the living room like something from pet sematary and turned on the
>> lights.....nothing obviously.
>> to add to it theres an owl hooting in the back garden...to cut a story
>> short i switched on the kettle and looked in the fridge only to hear a
>> THUNDERING CLATTERING SET OF BANGS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.....my living
>> room door then burst open to reveal THE FUCKING DOG.
>> the FOUR LEGGED CUNT....now im TOUCHING CLOTH!!!
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> you see, budgies won't do that to you. --
> Gareth.
Or fish. Plus you don't have to take the fuckers for a walk.
Hex
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