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bod

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Nov 22, 2009, 5:51:59 PM11/22/09
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�50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
father ted....
now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!


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Lesmond

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Nov 22, 2009, 6:22:55 PM11/22/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, bod wrote:

>œ50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....


>so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail

That's my 9 year old's favorite movie right now. We watch it everyday. I'm
ready to put a bullet in my brain.

and live at the
>hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers

Great bugs!

and the complete series 1 of
>father ted....

Can't go wrong with that.

>now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!

Dead Heat.

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Jared

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Nov 22, 2009, 6:51:50 PM11/22/09
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On Nov 23, 9:51 am, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> £50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....

Maybe you now own every DVD ever made?

bod

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:41:28 AM11/23/09
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"Jared" <bi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 23, 9:51 am, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> �50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....

>Maybe you now own every DVD ever made?

more to do with the credit crunch.....im being picky.
i nearly bought MASTERS OF HORROR series 2 but rememberd it was a bit poo.

The White Lady

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:55:14 AM11/23/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, "bod" <glass...@ble.com> wrote:

>�50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
>so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
>hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>father ted....
>now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!


COLIN AND STEWART LEE. IS THIS GETTING THROUGH?

deadrodentyping

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:41:33 AM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 7:55 am, The White Lady <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> >£50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
> >so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
> >hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
> >father ted....
> >now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!
>
> COLIN AND STEWART LEE. IS THIS GETTING THROUGH?

Eh? Wot? Christopher Lee is Gandalf? I thought he were Draculoid. Who
stole my chair? Oh, I'm sitting in it.

deadrodentyping

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Nov 23, 2009, 3:42:10 AM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 5:41 am, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> "Jared" <bi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:9f1eddf8-6956-436e...@2g2000prl.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 23, 9:51 am, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
>
> > £50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
> >Maybe you now own every DVD ever made?
>
> more to do with the credit crunch.....im being picky.
> i nearly bought MASTERS OF HORROR series 2 but rememberd it was a bit poo.
>
There's the KWAIDAN Criterion edition...

The White Lady

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:12:47 AM11/23/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, "bod" <glass...@ble.com> wrote:

>�50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
>so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
>hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>father ted....
>now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!


You can watch this for free, starting tomorrow:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/cast-offs/articles/cast-offs-trailer

ReVulse

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:40:19 AM11/23/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 +0000, bod wrote:

> £50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy..... so far ive


> bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the hollywood bowl
> then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of father
> ted....
> now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!

http://tinyurl.com/czccke

http://tinyurl.com/5dz2ej

http://tinyurl.com/yzq8r6m

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as soon as I drive ReVulse and the others permanently
off alt.horror." - Avoid Normal Situations (7th May 2009)

The White Lady

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:50:24 AM11/23/09
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On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, "bod" <glass...@ble.com> wrote:

>�50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
>so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
>hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>father ted....
>now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!


Has your mid-life crisis not kicked in yet? Are you not going to
bother with one? Aare you just going to sit and fester for the rest of
your life? Pleasingly, Mr White Lady has decided to take up kick
boxing! He's been doing it a few months now - he's had a broken rib or
two but the improvement in his physique is worth it!

The White Lady

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:06:13 AM11/23/09
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On 23 Nov 2009 11:40:19 GMT, ReVulse
<ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 +0000, bod wrote:
>
>> �50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy..... so far ive
>> bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the hollywood bowl
>> then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of father
>> ted....
>> now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!
>
>http://tinyurl.com/czccke

Got it.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5dz2ej

Worth it!
>
>http://tinyurl.com/yzq8r6m

That was my first Blu-ray rental last week. Turned it off halfway
through, pretty but pretty fucking rubbish.

(Blu-ray is bullshit. There's no difference between an upscaled dvd
and a Blu-ray disc, other than the price.)


Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 23, 2009, 7:43:28 AM11/23/09
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On 2009-11-23 12:06:13 +0000, The White Lady <m...@privacy.net> said:

> (Blu-ray is bullshit. There's no difference between an upscaled dvd
> and a Blu-ray disc, other than the price.)

Too much FLICKING YOURSELF OFF TO TRISHA.

You've GONE BLIND.

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ReVulse

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:22:57 AM11/23/09
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Now he'll be able to give you a proper pasting after the pub like a true
Northerner.

ReVulse

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Nov 23, 2009, 8:28:12 AM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:06:13 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

> On 23 Nov 2009 11:40:19 GMT, ReVulse
> <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 +0000, bod wrote:
>>
>>> £50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy..... so far ive
>>> bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the hollywood
>>> bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>>> father ted....
>>> now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/czccke
>
> Got it.
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/5dz2ej
>
> Worth it!

You can't really go wrong for £2.99. The problem with DVDs being so cheap
is that you end up buying so many that most of them will sit on the shelf
in their cellophane wrapping and probably never get watched.

>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/yzq8r6m
>
> That was my first Blu-ray rental last week. Turned it off halfway
> through, pretty but pretty fucking rubbish.
>
> (Blu-ray is bullshit. There's no difference between an upscaled dvd and
> a Blu-ray disc, other than the price.)

Hows the PS3? - Got addicted to any games yet?

The White Lady

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:04:59 AM11/23/09
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On 23 Nov 2009 13:28:12 GMT, ReVulse
<ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:06:13 +0000, The White Lady wrote:
>
>> On 23 Nov 2009 11:40:19 GMT, ReVulse
>> <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 +0000, bod wrote:
>>>
>>>> �50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy..... so far ive
>>>> bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the hollywood
>>>> bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>>>> father ted....
>>>> now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/czccke
>>
>> Got it.
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/5dz2ej
>>
>> Worth it!
>
>You can't really go wrong for �2.99. The problem with DVDs being so cheap
>is that you end up buying so many that most of them will sit on the shelf
>in their cellophane wrapping and probably never get watched.
>
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/yzq8r6m
>>
>> That was my first Blu-ray rental last week. Turned it off halfway
>> through, pretty but pretty fucking rubbish.
>>
>> (Blu-ray is bullshit. There's no difference between an upscaled dvd and
>> a Blu-ray disc, other than the price.)
>
>Hows the PS3? - Got addicted to any games yet?


I haven't found any that don't bore me rigid after 20 minutes yet.

bod

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:16:10 AM11/23/09
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"The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>
> You can watch this for free, starting tomorrow:
>
> http://www.channel4.com/programmes/cast-offs/articles/cast-offs-trailer

the first time i saw the trailer for this they made it out like it was
real....i thought whatever next SPASTIC FORMULA 1 RACING??!

it looks quite amusing that so i may give it a look.

bod

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:19:45 AM11/23/09
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"The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Has your mid-life crisis not kicked in yet? Are you not going to
> bother with one? Aare you just going to sit and fester for the rest of
> your life? Pleasingly, Mr White Lady has decided to take up kick
> boxing! He's been doing it a few months now - he's had a broken rib or
> two but the improvement in his physique is worth it!

considering i act like a big kid anyway i suspect my mid life crisis wont
hit me until 80ish.

ReVulse

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Nov 23, 2009, 10:48:50 AM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:19:45 +0000, bod wrote:

> "The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:5jtkg5dal01i3uf9j...@4ax.com...
>
>> Has your mid-life crisis not kicked in yet? Are you not going to bother
>> with one? Aare you just going to sit and fester for the rest of your
>> life? Pleasingly, Mr White Lady has decided to take up kick boxing!
>> He's been doing it a few months now - he's had a broken rib or two but
>> the improvement in his physique is worth it!
>
> considering i act like a big kid anyway i suspect my mid life crisis
> wont hit me until 80ish.

I'm fighting the temptation to buy a Harley and a sports car.

Brian Christgau

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:45:56 PM11/23/09
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"bod" <glass...@ble.com> wrote in message
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> �50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....
> so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
> hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1
> of father ted....
> now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!

Surely there's some Hammer you don't own? Barring that, hunt down a copy
of THE KILLING OF SATAN.

Cheers,

B


Jared

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Nov 23, 2009, 5:35:10 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 24, 12:22 am, ReVulse
<ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

> Now he'll be able to give you a proper pasting after the pub like a true
> Northerner.

More likely, now when he says no to TWL's drunken amorous advances he
might be able to fight her off.

I had a mate in his forties who took up Kendo in an effort to share a
hobby with his son. Always hilarious to see the poor bastard limp
into work each week after having had the shit beaten out of him by a
load of teenagers with sticks.

Lesmond

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Nov 23, 2009, 6:25:42 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:50:24 +0000, The White Lady wrote:

>On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, "bod" <glass...@ble.com> wrote:
>

>>œ50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....


>>so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail and live at the
>>hollywood bowl then a copy of starship troopers and the complete series 1 of
>>father ted....
>>now im at a total fucking loss on what to waste my cash on??!!
>
>
>Has your mid-life crisis not kicked in yet? Are you not going to
>bother with one? Aare you just going to sit and fester for the rest of
>your life? Pleasingly, Mr White Lady has decided to take up kick
>boxing! He's been doing it a few months now - he's had a broken rib or
>two but the improvement in his physique is worth it!

There are easier ways to kill your husband, you know.

Fraser Johnston

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:34:36 PM11/24/09
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"The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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Fallout 3 and Grand Theft Auto 4.

Fraser

The White Lady

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Nov 25, 2009, 7:59:17 AM11/25/09
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Ugh. Are there any games where you are a zombie and you have to go
around eating people?

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 25, 2009, 8:48:24 AM11/25/09
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On 2009-11-25 12:59:17 +0000, The White Lady <m...@privacy.net> said:

>>>> Hows the PS3? - Got addicted to any games yet?
>>>
>>> I haven't found any that don't bore me rigid after 20 minutes yet.
>>
>> Fallout 3 and Grand Theft Auto 4.
>
> Ugh. Are there any games where you are a zombie and you have to go
> around eating people?

PACMAN.

--
"I am as predictable as the sunrise" - Avoid normal situations, 12/7/09

Jared

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Nov 25, 2009, 5:14:03 PM11/25/09
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On Nov 25, 11:59 pm, The White Lady <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

> Ugh. Are there any games where you are a zombie and you have to go
> around eating people?

LEFT 4 DEAD and GTA BARNSLEY.

Avoid normal situations.

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Dec 14, 2009, 8:54:12 PM12/14/09
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Lesmond <les...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:51:59 -0000, bod wrote:

[..]

> >?50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....


> >so far ive bought a copy of monty pythons holy grail

> That's my 9 year old's favorite movie right now. We watch it everyday.

You let a nine year old watch a movie with plentiful albeit comic gore, and
an oral sex joke. Oooooooooooooooookay...

Well, if he really is spawned from your loins, chances are he's not going
to amount to anything anyway. If he's adopted, *then* there may be a great
injustice going on here.

> I'm
> ready to put a bullet in my brain.

Naah. Too easy.

> and the complete series 1 of
> >father ted....

> Can't go wrong with that.

Well, other than the fact that it's television.

--
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"We have no right to assume that any physical laws exist, or if they have
existed up to now, that they will continue to exist in a similar manner in
the future." -- Max Planck

Avoid normal situations.

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Dec 14, 2009, 8:58:16 PM12/14/09
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Jared <bi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 23, 9:51??am, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> > ??50 to blow on dvds and i cant find anything to buy.....

> Maybe you now own every DVD ever made?

For some reason, I don't think he's ever laid his mitts on a copy of _Under
the Sun of Satan_.

Blackwingbear

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Dec 15, 2009, 4:50:05 AM12/15/09
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On Dec 14, 8:54 pm, "Avoid normal situations."

<byend.removethisbityousillyper...@eskimo.com> wrote:
>   You let a nine year old watch a movie with plentiful albeit comic gore, and
> an oral sex joke. Oooooooooooooooookay...

*rolls eyes*

Did you watch Bugs Bunny as a kid???? NUFF SAID.

Bugs Bunny had male characters in drag, comic violence and various
other taboos...


Dr Walpurgis

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Dec 15, 2009, 5:10:48 AM12/15/09
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On 2009-12-15 09:50:05 +0000, Blackwingbear <blackw...@gmail.com> said:

>> You let a nine year old watch a movie with plentiful albeit comic gore, and
>> an oral sex joke. Oooooooooooooooookay...
>
> *rolls eyes*
> Did you watch Bugs Bunny as a kid???? NUFF SAID.

Anything ANuS watched in his formative years would be best AVOIDED by
the RESPONSIBLE PARENT, lest the child grow up SIMILARLY MALADJUSTED
and INCAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY.

--
"I don't know how much longer this campaign is going to go on." - Avoid
normal situations, 20/11/09

Avoid normal situations.

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Dec 15, 2009, 7:47:06 PM12/15/09
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Dr Walpurgis <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote:
> On 2009-12-15 09:50:05 +0000, Blackwingbear <blackw...@gmail.com> said:

> >> You let a nine year old watch a movie with plentiful albeit comic gore, and
> >> an oral sex joke. Oooooooooooooooookay...
> >
> > *rolls eyes*
> > Did you watch Bugs Bunny as a kid???? NUFF SAID.

> Anything ANuS watched in his formative years would be best AVOIDED by
> the RESPONSIBLE PARENT, lest the child grow up SIMILARLY MALADJUSTED
> and INCAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY.

Uh, yeah. I'm a software engineer, I have an old computer from an admirer
I have never met still set up in my kitchen, and I became an actual scientist
when I was still just an undergrad, but other than that I am MALADJUSTED and


INCAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY.

--

ReVulse

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Dec 15, 2009, 7:38:16 PM12/15/09
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On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:47:06 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:

> I have an old computer from an
> admirer
> I have never met still set up in my kitchen

If they admired you, it goes without saying that they never met you.

And a computer is an odd gift.

> I am
> MALADJUSTED and INCAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY.

Another sig for the Doc.

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