UK Writer Seeks Market
webfix
market for my work.
Paying markets only please, and no prerequired submission fees.
Dr Walpurgis
> I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking a
> market for my work.
Have you checked on top of the fridge?
--
"Yes, well, I mean, you know, look..." - Tony Blair giving evidence to
the Hutton Inquiry, 28 Aug 03
The dog from that film you saw
"Dr Walpurgis" <drwal...@blueyonder.nul> wrote in message
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> webfix wrote:
>
> > I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking
a
> > market for my work.
>
> Have you checked on top of the fridge?
i really do wonder, if people think they will be emailed with offers of
work, out of the blue when there isn't even a link to evaluate any of said
material.
--
Gareth
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Homer
<alan.l...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>"Dr Walpurgis" <drwal...@blueyonder.nul> wrote in message
>news:Vp2cnRXWLYU...@giganews.com...
>> webfix wrote:
>>
>> > I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking
>a
>> > market for my work.
>>
>> Have you checked on top of the fridge?
>
>
>i really do wonder, if people think they will be emailed with offers of
>work, out of the blue when there isn't even a link to evaluate any of said
>material.
To be fair to him (or her), the poster was probably more interested in
learning of online resources that he could then contact personally.
Still, hard to imagine someone getting that far into the writing
process without having any idea of how or where he wants to submit his
ideas.
--
Homer
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Graeme
>market for my work.
Well, I do Consett market on a Friday, but there's not much interest in
stories...
Graeme
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The dog from that film you saw
"Graeme" <utake...@aol.comneeshite> wrote in message
news:20031005144943...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> >I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking
a
> >market for my work.
>
> Well, I do Consett market on a Friday, but there's not much interest in
> stories...
i am magic and have psychic powers.
even though i've never been to that market, i know for a fact that your
stall is near another which sells cds and cassettes of irish music.
El Roberto
"Graeme" <utake...@aol.comneeshite> wrote in message
news:20031005144943...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> Well, I do Consett market on a Friday, but there's not much interest in
> stories...
> Graeme
aye, we all know about *your* "markets", mate. Seen "8mm"? That's right,
T-shirts my fucking ARSE. I put it to you, Mr D. Scrott, that you are a
SHOCKING PEDLAR OF SNUFF PORNOGRAPHY, and like nothing better than to don a
CLASSIC LEATHER FACE MASK before chopping some poor Tyneside UNDERAGE
SCAG-VEINED WHOREBOX to bits and pieces whilst "Killer Kane" stands behind
his CUM-STAINED OLD VHS-C CAMERA, crocodile clips on his TWISTED FUCKING
PERVERSE NIPPLES - one hand on his FUCKING SWEATY BANJO and the other on the
RECORD BUTTON, both of you fucking TWISTED BASTARDS *SQUEAKING* with
anticipation of getting home and watching the rushes, while BORING
MIDDLE-CLASS PROFESSIONAL WANKERS WITH INCH THICK COCA-COLA BOTTLE GREGORY
PECKS AND NERVOUS TWITCHES wipe their SWEATY, MONEY-TRADING HANDS with
ABJECT GLEE as they contemplate the release of the latest SCUD SNUFF PORNO
FILTH from the GRUESOME TOON-SOME.....
You fucking Geordies I will *never* under-fucking-stand.
Rob
bod
"El Roberto" <myfirstrea...@thefiveanddime.com> wrote in message
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i resent that..in defence of so said killer kane....he doesnt sweat as much
as roll his eyes and nearly fall asleep!
--
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JOHN LENNON 1980
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The dog from that film you saw
"bod" <bodster@(nospam)ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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damn scotch folk have a cheek passing comment on other parts of the country!
now if he was from oxford...........
Bombsquad
Dr Walpurgis wrote:
> webfix wrote:
>
> > I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking a
> > market for my work.
>
> Have you checked on top of the fridge?
>
No matter how many times I here that, it keeps getting funnier.
Bombsquad
SpaceGirl
"webfix" <web...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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Try the "Writers and Artists Yearbook 2003/2004 Edition".
Dr Walpurgis
>>>I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am seeking a
>>>market for my work.
>>
>>Have you checked on top of the fridge?
>
>
> No matter how many times I here that, it keeps getting funnier.
And some peevish types carp, and say I need new material!!
--
Dr Walpurgis "it gripes my ass, let me tell you :-["
Dr Walpurgis
> I do Consett market on a Friday . . .
I must have a blast over in the Walpurgismobile!
Dr Walpurgis
> damn scotch folk have a cheek passing comment on other parts of the country!
> now if he was from oxford...
...he'd be falling asleep with twee provincial boredom.
Franklin Harris
"Dr Walpurgis" <drwal...@blueyonder.nul> wrote in message
> Bombsquad wrote:
>
> >>>I am a UK writer of supernatural stories and screenplays, and am
seeking a
> >>>market for my work.
> >>
> >>Have you checked on top of the fridge?
> >
> >
> > No matter how many times I here that, it keeps getting funnier.
>
> And some peevish types carp, and say I need new material!!
Ooh, matron!
--
Franklin Harris
Pulp Culture Online, www.pulpculture.net
"The truly psychotic don't need to cop an attitude." -- Poppy Z. Brite,
alt.horror, 2/21/03
Graeme
>even though i've never been to that market, i know for a fact that your
>stall is near another which sells cds and cassettes of irish music.
Garth, you are indeed 100% correct!
Pass go & collect £200!
Graeme
>T-shirts my fucking ARSE. I put it to you, Mr D. Scrott, that you are a
>SHOCKING PEDLAR OF SNUFF PORNOGRAPHY, and like nothing better than to don a
>CLASSIC LEATHER FACE MASK before chopping some poor Tyneside UNDERAGE
>SCAG-VEINED WHOREBOX to bits and pieces whilst "Killer Kane" stands behind
>his CUM-STAINED OLD VHS-C CAMERA, crocodile clips on his TWISTED FUCKING
>PERVERSE NIPPLES - one hand on his FUCKING SWEATY BANJO and the other on the
>RECORD BUTTON, both of you fucking TWISTED BASTARDS *SQUEAKING* with
>anticipation of getting home and watching the rushes, while BORING
>MIDDLE-CLASS PROFESSIONAL WANKERS WITH INCH THICK COCA-COLA BOTTLE GREGORY
>PECKS AND NERVOUS TWITCHES wipe their SWEATY, MONEY-TRADING HANDS with
>ABJECT GLEE as they contemplate the release of the latest SCUD SNUFF PORNO
>FILTH from the GRUESOME TOON-SOME.....
>
>You fucking Geordies I will *never* under-fucking-stand.
>
>Rob
>
>
>
Robert, in your case it looks like the BBFC have been correct all along. You
have been corrupted by the likes of Cannibal Holocaust, and all of the other
video nasties that are out there. It's a crying shame when young men like
yourself, with so much to look forward too in life, such as a promising music
career, fall victim to the evil of horror movies.
I'm so sorry it's came to this....
Graeme
>
Excellent! Look forward to it! Make sure you download the Ł1 off coupon on
the website!
Ramsey Campbell
Indeed! Or (as I suggested on another newsgroup) Webfix should buy (or
even borrow from the library) a copy of Stephen Jones' MAMMOTH
BOOK OF BEST NEW HORROR, this year's edition. In particular the
listings at the end should provide dozens of ideas.
Do we know if Webfix is even reading this, though? S/he doesn't seem
to respond if anyone like us offers helpful comments. I'd be
interested to learn which editors s/he has actually submitted fiction
to. Steve Jones and Dave Sutton? Richard Chizmar? David Pringle? Tell
us, Webfix! Or are we addressing the void?
Ramsey Campbell