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Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote:
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> I've got a lovely fat lip and a badly bruised knee.
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> Damn sidewalk assaulted me!
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> But I appreciate the 2 people who stayed with me for almost 10 minutes
> until I felt ready to get up and then helped me up. So much for the
> assholes who have nothing good to say about West Hollywood!
You just thought it was the sidewalk. The latest thing in
hollyweird is to spray silicone on the sidewalk so someone will
slip and fall. While one helpful person tends to the fallen,
another helps themselves to a wallet or something with a home
address so they can go break in later.
You better buy a gun. Fast. It might already be too late.