G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN!
HellPope Huey
G'Broagfran live at Buddokan!! Mere rock concerts become curious relics
of antiquity next to....G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN!
Opening invocation and chainsaw oiling by demented demigod Pope Janor
HyperCleats! Overture conducted by Robert Dobbs, our Chief Executive
Officer!
SEE doors opened to other planes of Existence, where humans are
considered good eating when boiled and dipped in a RED sauce! HEAR the
elite of ALL the realms of the Dead screaming into a garbage disposal
that's been attached to a PHASE shifter!! SMELL a monkey brain and a brown
egg in a grotesquely filthy tennis shoe, all of which have been buried
under a leaky cesspool for 6 months! G'Broagfran will access 30 alternate
realities, ritually consuming a citizen or 2 from each, storing up psychic
energy for the Apocalyptic finale!! The Shambler In The Dark will EAT 10
bushels of unconsecrated BABIES, ICK!! Complimentary 20-minute bathroom
break prior to the "Ski the Lake of Fire On A Toothpick" segment!!
G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN! The mighty Yog-S'Goth will unfurl his
dreaded ten thousand tentacles and take unto himself a hundred-count of
the faithful to be used in an UNSPEAKABLE ritual to be performed later in
the show!!! Ooo, YUCK! NO special effects in use! Everything YOU'LL see is
REAL, um, except for the tidal wave.
Shub-N'rath will consume the flesh of the living, throw random bolts
of fire and still play a MEAN Fender BASS, YOW!! G'Broagfran LIVE at
BUDDOKAN! Special guests stars The REALLY Old Ones will present a
percussion spectacular played on the skin and bones of those who once
worshipped them and on the teeth of their children, unto the 5th
generation!!
Audience participation segment! Ritual sacrifice of anyone or anyTHING
you like for 30 minutes following Act 1! Scary pedestal, smoke pots and
wavy-looking knives provided! (Snapshots available for a small fee.)
Music by a choir of ten billion dead who died violent deaths, Drs. For
"Bob," The Swinging Love Corpses, The Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name,
The Band That Can't Keep Its Food Down, The Band That Can't Get A Decent
Breath Anymore, HellPope Huey's Synthesized Synapse Broiler and a
concession stand that REALLY keeps you guessing!
See things that made the Ghostbusters mess their pants and RUN AWAY! See
your deepest subconscious childhood nightmares in 3-D, with TEETH and
VOICES like overdriven Marshall amps in TORMENT!! G'Broagfran LIVE at
BUDDOKAN!
Satan himSELF is afraid to make THIS sock hop! Makes Hell look like a
hibachi! Makes Armadgeddon look like Julio Iglesias concert! You'd BETTER
show up! Once the Elder Gods get mad at you, they're a REALLY hard group
to make it up to! After THIS concert, you'll never wanna see ANOTHER!!
G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN!
Management takes no responsibility for lost souls, demonic possessions
or animal bites and NO REFUNDS!! Tickets twelve dollars, magic amulet that
will generate a psychic shield capable of keeping you alive THROUGH the
show, including, but not limited to, meteor showers, dimensional
transfers, 20 Acts of Guaranteed Damnation, 12 UnSPEAKable Tableaux,
numerous undifferentiated blasts of ethereal force capable of boiling
Jupiter and infinite resistance to thrown BEER cans, Twenty-FIVE dollars!!
G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN!
Produced by "Bob" and 2 Or Three Other Guys Who Didn't Know A
Necronomicon When They SAW One! G'Broagfran LIVE at BUDDOKAN! G'Broagfran
LIVE at BUDDOKAAAAAN!
*This aged rant of over a decade back trance-scribed & brought to you by
PopeCo., A Sub-division of SubGenius Industries Unlimited.
HellPope Huey, alt.slack foulmouth
hellpo...@subgenius.com
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when we had the toilet put in.
"I need a cohort, someone whose criminal mind is equal to my own."
- "The West Wing"
"I always get the most depressed when I'm backed up."
-Bill Hicks, "Arizona Bay"
"You have the right to urinate at will,
unless its an icky, flourescent green color.
You have the right to be planted six feet under.
You have the right to be sold to a pet food factory.
You have the right to donate your eyes to hungry Eskimos.
You have the right to eat my boyfriend's shorts.
You have the right to drink out of toilets."
- Warren Ellis' "City of Silence"
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