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Melania Trump Seen Wearing “I Don’t Care” Jacket
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bruce bowser
Apr 1, 2023, 12:15:22 AM4/1/23
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On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 6:59:56 AM UTC-4, TruthBarker wrote in alt.politics.usa:
> Melania Trump, who made headlines in 2018 by wearing a jacket emblazoned
> with the words “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?,” was spotted wearing the
> garment again Thursday evening.
>
> Mrs. Trump, who was seen in the controversial jacket while taking a
> stroll around the grounds of Mar-a-Lago, offered no explanation for
> donning it other than that she “was really in the mood to wear it tonight.”
>
> The former President’s wife projected an air of calm that was in sharp
> contrast with the tense scenes unfolding inside the residence, according
> to reports.
>
> Sources said that an emergency cleaning crew had to be summoned to
> Mar-a-Lago to mop up what was described as a “river of ketchup.”
>
> https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/melania-trump-seen-wearing-i-dont-care-jacket
Be careful what you wish for.
> Melania Trump, who made headlines in 2018 by wearing a jacket emblazoned
> with the words “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO U?,” was spotted wearing the
> garment again Thursday evening.
>
> Mrs. Trump, who was seen in the controversial jacket while taking a
> stroll around the grounds of Mar-a-Lago, offered no explanation for
> donning it other than that she “was really in the mood to wear it tonight.”
>
> The former President’s wife projected an air of calm that was in sharp
> contrast with the tense scenes unfolding inside the residence, according
> to reports.
>
> Sources said that an emergency cleaning crew had to be summoned to
> Mar-a-Lago to mop up what was described as a “river of ketchup.”
>
> https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/melania-trump-seen-wearing-i-dont-care-jacket
Be careful what you wish for.
micky
Apr 1, 2023, 2:45:56 AM4/1/23
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In alt.home.repair, on Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:15:18 -0700 (PDT), bruce
bowser <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:
The links below the article sound even better than this one:
More Satire from the Borowitz Report
Kari Lake is furious that George Santos won and she didn’t.
Voters are shocked to learn that Kyrsten Sinema had been a Democrat.
Agents find the Declaration of Independence in Donald Trump’s
storage unit.
Herschel Walker claims the election is rigged against the person
with fewer votes.
Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution except for the
Fifth Amendment.
Trump says he did not know his dinner guest’s identity, owing to the
white hood.
Trump claims Melania supported Dr. Oz because she is attracted to
men who are unfit to govern.
But just 1.4 free articles! :-( Or maybe more?
bowser <bruce2...@gmail.com> wrote:
More Satire from the Borowitz Report
Kari Lake is furious that George Santos won and she didn’t.
Voters are shocked to learn that Kyrsten Sinema had been a Democrat.
Agents find the Declaration of Independence in Donald Trump’s
storage unit.
Herschel Walker claims the election is rigged against the person
with fewer votes.
Trump calls for the termination of the Constitution except for the
Fifth Amendment.
Trump says he did not know his dinner guest’s identity, owing to the
white hood.
Trump claims Melania supported Dr. Oz because she is attracted to
men who are unfit to govern.
But just 1.4 free articles! :-( Or maybe more?
bruce bowser
Apr 1, 2023, 4:24:56 PM4/1/23
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