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J Quincy Magoo
Oct 4, 2022, 6:10:48 PM10/4/22
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On Fri, 30 Sep 2022 16:18:30 -0400, Ed Debevic
<lordofal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 10 Jul 2022 15:48:19 -0400, Michael Trew <vo...@void.void>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 07:32:14 -0700 (PDT), sjtb...@gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>>On Monday, June 14, 1993 at 7:04:59 PM UTC-4, John Young wrote:
>>>> 1. Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
>>>> A. Coz he doesn't know he's black!
>>>>
>>>> 2. Q. What does it say on the inside of a niggers lip?
>>>> A. Inflate to 30 pounds!
>>>>
>>>> 3. Q. Why don't niggers drive convertables?
>>>> A. Coz there lips would flap them to death!
>>>>
>>>> 4. Q. Why do nigger smell?
>>>> A. So the blind can hate them as well!
>>>>
>>>> 5. Q. Why do niggers wear large brimmed hat?
>>>> A. To stop the pigeons shitting on their bottom lips!
>>>>
>>>> 6. Q. What do you call a nigger with a bike?
>>>> A. A thief!
>>>>
>>>> 7. Q. What do you say to a nigger with a job?
>>>> A. Cheeseburger and chips please!
>>>>
>>>> 8. Q. Why do niggers drive cars with small stearing wheels?
>>>> A. So they can drive with handcuffs on!
>>>>
>>>> 9. Q. What does a nigger use a brick for?
>>>> A. Down payment on a T.V.!
>>>>
>>>> 10. Q. Why do niggers wear platformed shoes?
>>>> A. To stop their knuckles dragging on the ground!
>>>>
>>>> 11. Q. How do you stop a nigger jumping on your bed?
>>>> A. Velcro on the ceiling!
>>>>
>>>> 12. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. His wife and kids!
>>>>
>>>> 13. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. An anvil!
>>>>
>>>> 14. Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
>>>> A. A bicycle doesn't sing old man river when it's chained up!
>>>>
>>>> 15. Q. Why have nigger got big nostrils, big lips, curly hair and smell?
>>>> A. Because they deserve it!
>>>>
>>>> 16. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
>>>> A. Coach!
>>>>
>>>> 17. Q. What do you call a nigger in a suit?
>>>> A. The accused!
>>>>
>>>> 18. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 100 niggers?
>>>> A. Warden!
>>>>
>>>> 19. Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a nigger?
>>>> A. Nothing because pigs are fussy who they fuck now days!
>>>>
>>>> 20. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with an octupus?
>>>> A. Something that doesn't look good but it can sure pick cotton!
>>>>
>>>> 21. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger and a mexican?
>>>> A. A car thief that's too lazy to steal!
>>>>
>>>> 22. Q. How do you get a nigger pregnant?
>>>> A. Come in some shit and let the flies do the rest!
>>>>
>>>> 23. Q. What does a nigger eat for breakfast?
>>>> A. Coon flakes and Wogurt!
>>>>
>>>> 24. Q. Why can't niggers cllimb mountains?
>>>> A. Coz their lips burst above 5000 feet!
>>>>
>>>> 25. Q. What do you call a pickup going over a cliff with three niggers
>>>> in it?
>>>> A. A waste, you could fit four niggers in a pick up!
>>>>
>>>> 26. Q. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a nigger?
>>>> A. A smigger!
>>>>
>>>> 27. Q. What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
>>>> A. A cacoon!
>>>>
>>>> 28. Q. A fat nigger and a small nigger jump of a building, who hits the
>>>> gound first?
>>>> A. Who gives a fuck!
>>>>
>>>> 29. Q. What do you call 200 niggers burried to their foreheads?
>>>> A. Afro turf!
>>>>
>>>> 30. Q. Why did god give niggers rythm?
>>>> A. Coz he fucked up their lips, nostrils and hair!
>>>>
>>>> 31. Nigger Son to nigger dad, "Hey dad, why have you got your sunglasses
>>>> on at night?".
>>>> "There not my sunglasses they're my nostrils son".
>>>>
>>>> 32. Q. What's colorless and lies in the gutter?
>>>> A. A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!
>>>>
>>>> 33. Q. What's black and slides down your windows at dawn?
>>>> A. Coondensation.
>>>>
>>>> 34. Q. Have you heard about the new pack of Rodney King playing cards?
>>>> A. 51 clubs and one spade!
>>>>
>>>> 35. Q. What's got an I.Q. of 250.
>>>> A. Any nigger country!
>>>>
>>>> 36. Q. Do you know how to save a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. No? That's great!
>>>>
>>>> 37. Q. Why are niggers good at dancing?
>>>> A. Coz Dis goes here, dis goes there! (Disco's for you slow niggers!)
>>>>
>>>> 38. Q. What's the black stuff between elephants toes?
>>>> A. Slow niggers!
>>>>
>>>> 39. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a pakistani!
>>>> A. A car thief that can't drive!
>>>>
>>>> 40. How about the half Jew and half nigger, his friend offered to
>>>> sell him his bike and he wasn't sure whether to knock him down on
>>>> the price or steal it!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * you...@netcom.com * GSX-R1100N (Not Blue & White) *
>>>> * j...@sactoh0.sac.ca.us * '81 Accord (Blue & White) *
>>>> * If in doubt - lob it out *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * Burnt DAX 70, Sold MTX125R, PE175Z, RM465Z, CR500RE, GPz900R *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * Save money on expensive nicotine gum by chewing regular gum *
>>>> * whilst smoking a cigarette at the same time. *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>
>>>The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.
>
>
>Gotta give credit where credit is due and,that michael Ejercito is one
>funny
Every loves a good laugh, especially at the expense of niggers
<lordofal...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 10 Jul 2022 15:48:19 -0400, Michael Trew <vo...@void.void>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 07:32:14 -0700 (PDT), sjtb...@gmail.com wrote:
>>
>>>On Monday, June 14, 1993 at 7:04:59 PM UTC-4, John Young wrote:
>>>> 1. Q. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
>>>> A. Coz he doesn't know he's black!
>>>>
>>>> 2. Q. What does it say on the inside of a niggers lip?
>>>> A. Inflate to 30 pounds!
>>>>
>>>> 3. Q. Why don't niggers drive convertables?
>>>> A. Coz there lips would flap them to death!
>>>>
>>>> 4. Q. Why do nigger smell?
>>>> A. So the blind can hate them as well!
>>>>
>>>> 5. Q. Why do niggers wear large brimmed hat?
>>>> A. To stop the pigeons shitting on their bottom lips!
>>>>
>>>> 6. Q. What do you call a nigger with a bike?
>>>> A. A thief!
>>>>
>>>> 7. Q. What do you say to a nigger with a job?
>>>> A. Cheeseburger and chips please!
>>>>
>>>> 8. Q. Why do niggers drive cars with small stearing wheels?
>>>> A. So they can drive with handcuffs on!
>>>>
>>>> 9. Q. What does a nigger use a brick for?
>>>> A. Down payment on a T.V.!
>>>>
>>>> 10. Q. Why do niggers wear platformed shoes?
>>>> A. To stop their knuckles dragging on the ground!
>>>>
>>>> 11. Q. How do you stop a nigger jumping on your bed?
>>>> A. Velcro on the ceiling!
>>>>
>>>> 12. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. His wife and kids!
>>>>
>>>> 13. Q. What do you throw a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. An anvil!
>>>>
>>>> 14. Q. What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
>>>> A. A bicycle doesn't sing old man river when it's chained up!
>>>>
>>>> 15. Q. Why have nigger got big nostrils, big lips, curly hair and smell?
>>>> A. Because they deserve it!
>>>>
>>>> 16. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
>>>> A. Coach!
>>>>
>>>> 17. Q. What do you call a nigger in a suit?
>>>> A. The accused!
>>>>
>>>> 18. Q. What do you call a guy surrounded by 100 niggers?
>>>> A. Warden!
>>>>
>>>> 19. Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and a nigger?
>>>> A. Nothing because pigs are fussy who they fuck now days!
>>>>
>>>> 20. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with an octupus?
>>>> A. Something that doesn't look good but it can sure pick cotton!
>>>>
>>>> 21. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger and a mexican?
>>>> A. A car thief that's too lazy to steal!
>>>>
>>>> 22. Q. How do you get a nigger pregnant?
>>>> A. Come in some shit and let the flies do the rest!
>>>>
>>>> 23. Q. What does a nigger eat for breakfast?
>>>> A. Coon flakes and Wogurt!
>>>>
>>>> 24. Q. Why can't niggers cllimb mountains?
>>>> A. Coz their lips burst above 5000 feet!
>>>>
>>>> 25. Q. What do you call a pickup going over a cliff with three niggers
>>>> in it?
>>>> A. A waste, you could fit four niggers in a pick up!
>>>>
>>>> 26. Q. What do you get if you cross a smurf and a nigger?
>>>> A. A smigger!
>>>>
>>>> 27. Q. What do you call a nigger with a stutter?
>>>> A. A cacoon!
>>>>
>>>> 28. Q. A fat nigger and a small nigger jump of a building, who hits the
>>>> gound first?
>>>> A. Who gives a fuck!
>>>>
>>>> 29. Q. What do you call 200 niggers burried to their foreheads?
>>>> A. Afro turf!
>>>>
>>>> 30. Q. Why did god give niggers rythm?
>>>> A. Coz he fucked up their lips, nostrils and hair!
>>>>
>>>> 31. Nigger Son to nigger dad, "Hey dad, why have you got your sunglasses
>>>> on at night?".
>>>> "There not my sunglasses they're my nostrils son".
>>>>
>>>> 32. Q. What's colorless and lies in the gutter?
>>>> A. A nigger with the shit kicked out of him!
>>>>
>>>> 33. Q. What's black and slides down your windows at dawn?
>>>> A. Coondensation.
>>>>
>>>> 34. Q. Have you heard about the new pack of Rodney King playing cards?
>>>> A. 51 clubs and one spade!
>>>>
>>>> 35. Q. What's got an I.Q. of 250.
>>>> A. Any nigger country!
>>>>
>>>> 36. Q. Do you know how to save a drowning nigger?
>>>> A. No? That's great!
>>>>
>>>> 37. Q. Why are niggers good at dancing?
>>>> A. Coz Dis goes here, dis goes there! (Disco's for you slow niggers!)
>>>>
>>>> 38. Q. What's the black stuff between elephants toes?
>>>> A. Slow niggers!
>>>>
>>>> 39. Q. What do you get if you cross a nigger with a pakistani!
>>>> A. A car thief that can't drive!
>>>>
>>>> 40. How about the half Jew and half nigger, his friend offered to
>>>> sell him his bike and he wasn't sure whether to knock him down on
>>>> the price or steal it!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * you...@netcom.com * GSX-R1100N (Not Blue & White) *
>>>> * j...@sactoh0.sac.ca.us * '81 Accord (Blue & White) *
>>>> * If in doubt - lob it out *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * Burnt DAX 70, Sold MTX125R, PE175Z, RM465Z, CR500RE, GPz900R *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>> * Save money on expensive nicotine gum by chewing regular gum *
>>>> * whilst smoking a cigarette at the same time. *
>>>> ****************************************************************
>>>
>>>The funniest jokes are always rooted in reality.
>
>
>Gotta give credit where credit is due and,that michael Ejercito is one
>funny
Every loves a good laugh, especially at the expense of niggers
Peeler
Oct 4, 2022, 6:28:54 PM10/4/22
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On Tue, 04 Oct 2022 18:10:34 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
gay neo-nazitard, now FORGING as J Quincy Magoo, whined again:
> Every loves a good laugh, especially at the expense of niggers
Nope, but they laugh especially at endlessly whining miserable gay
neo-nazitards like you! And don't forget, Loose Sphincter: It's you nazi
losers who are and always will be everybody's "niggers" ...online AND in
real life! LOL
Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? Eh? LOL
--
Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married nazi homo, whining in public about
its "PIG": "I'm embarrassed to show the old gang that this pig was the best
I could do for a wife."!
MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
gay neo-nazitard, now FORGING as J Quincy Magoo, whined again:
> Every loves a good laugh, especially at the expense of niggers
neo-nazitards like you! And don't forget, Loose Sphincter: It's you nazi
losers who are and always will be everybody's "niggers" ...online AND in
real life! LOL
Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? Eh? LOL
--
Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married nazi homo, whining in public about
its "PIG": "I'm embarrassed to show the old gang that this pig was the best
I could do for a wife."!
MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
Michael Ejercito
Oct 5, 2022, 12:31:13 AM10/5/22
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Peeler wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Sep 2022 18:04:07 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
> gay neo-nazitard, whined again:
>
>> Those jew bitches are disgusting!
>>
>> http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807
>>
> You still haven't provided any proof that she's Jewish, Loose Sphincter, you
> abysmally stupid, gay piece of neo-nazi shit!
>
He is so pathetic!
Michael
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> On Thu, 29 Sep 2022 18:04:07 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
> gay neo-nazitard, whined again:
>
>> Those jew bitches are disgusting!
>>
>> http://gawker.com/woman-accused-of-seducing-teen-neighbor-is-infamous-all-1702308807
>>
> You still haven't provided any proof that she's Jewish, Loose Sphincter, you
> abysmally stupid, gay piece of neo-nazi shit!
>
He is so pathetic!
Michael
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