On 12/5/2013 7:05 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
>> Then, I talked to a guy that had a tank overfilled resulting in a
>> fireball type explosion that nearly killed him.
>> Better safe than sorry.
>
> Uh...yeah...we hear about that sort of thing happening all the time, don't
> we?
>
Not me. My halogen bulbs already burned down
the house. Which killed the alligators coming
out of the toilet, and dried up the retaining
wall, where I'd put the garden hose to chase
off the pocket gophers and green garden snakes
(which everyone knows are harmless). Fortunately,
on rec puzzles and rec crafts metalworking,
they had a "what is it" picture of a fire
hydrant wrench, so the responding FD was able
to open the hydrant and get water to the fire.
They used a 90% efficiency fire truck which was
power vented through a crawl space, to pump the
water which was fluoridated for cavities. My
burglar alarm failed to report the fire, due to
the bad power transformer, and the bad board.
Sadly, I am homeless because Obama Care cancelled
my insurance. Yes, I do have to always criticize
Obama.
And they lived sadly ever after. "Hold my beer and
watch this, woman!" The end.