Re: Need DIY Repair Guy
Thomas
> We're looking for a DIY repair guy to rebuild all the homes and other
> buildings in Joplin, Missouri. It must be rebuilt exactly as it was
> before the tornado, and must be completed in one week. We're also
> looking for one assistant to help find and sort the pile of debris to
> locate the original and correct boards and other materials for each
> building from the debris pile. All original lumber must be reused,
> unless the boards are broken, in which case new replacement lumber
> will be provided. This assistant should be an expert at solving jig
> saw puzzles. Remember, the entire city must be rebuilt in one week,
> including the hospital. Are you qualified to do this job? If you
> are, you will be paid well for this job.
I'm in.
willshak
Unfunny and mindless attempt of a joke.
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Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
To email, remove the double zeroes after @
Joe
Shame on you. That was in extremely bad taste, but maybe that's the
norm for your selfish generation.
Joe
WW
"willshak" <will...@00hvc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:RYOdnUEDI7N2K0bQ...@supernews.com...
Bill I agree. What a tragic this storm is. WW
LSMFT
> We're looking for a DIY repair guy to rebuild all the homes and other
> buildings in Joplin, Missouri. It must be rebuilt exactly as it was
> before the tornado, and must be completed in one week. We're also
> looking for one assistant to help find and sort the pile of debris to
> locate the original and correct boards and other materials for each
> building from the debris pile. All original lumber must be reused,
> unless the boards are broken, in which case new replacement lumber
> will be provided. This assistant should be an expert at solving jig
> saw puzzles. Remember, the entire city must be rebuilt in one week,
> including the hospital. Are you qualified to do this job? If you
> are, you will be paid well for this job.
>
>
Tornado? I thought a toothpick factory blew up.
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You don't have to be stupid to know stupid when you see it.
mm
wrote:
>We're looking for a DIY repair guy to
Not funny.
jeff_wisnia
> We're looking for a DIY repair guy to rebuild all the homes and other
> buildings in Joplin, Missouri. It must be rebuilt exactly as it was
> before the tornado, and must be completed in one week. We're also
> looking for one assistant to help find and sort the pile of debris to
> locate the original and correct boards and other materials for each
> building from the debris pile. All original lumber must be reused,
> unless the boards are broken, in which case new replacement lumber
> will be provided. This assistant should be an expert at solving jig
> saw puzzles. Remember, the entire city must be rebuilt in one week,
> including the hospital. Are you qualified to do this job? If you
> are, you will be paid well for this job.
>
>
Really poor taste fella...
Jeff
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Jeffry Wisnia
(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)
The speed of light is 1.8*10e12 furlongs per fortnight.
Hell Toupee
Speaking of which, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has decreed that
there shall be no federal emergency assistance to tornado victims
unless it is accompanied by spending cuts elsewhere.
He didn't give a rat's patootie about the effect continuing the tax
cuts for the wealthy would have on the deficit, but when it comes to
the gov't helping out the middle class, suddenly Cantor's all
concerned about its effect on the deficit.
Southern Republicans left homeless by floods and storms, take note.
You need a helping hand, pull yourself up. Your own party's leaders
don't give a shit about you.
The Ghost in The Machine
> We're looking for a DIY repair guy to rebuild all the homes and other
> buildings in Joplin, Missouri. It must be rebuilt exactly as it was
> before the tornado, and must be completed in one week. We're also
> looking for one assistant to help find and sort the pile of debris to
> locate the original and correct boards and other materials for each
> building from the debris pile. All original lumber must be reused,
> unless the boards are broken, in which case new replacement lumber
> will be provided. This assistant should be an expert at solving jig
> saw puzzles. Remember, the entire city must be rebuilt in one week,
> including the hospital. Are you qualified to do this job? If you
> are, you will be paid well for this job.
THAT'S MY SPECIALTY...I WILL REQUIRE 150 SOULS AS PAYMENT, IN ADVANCE.
PATECUM
TGITM
alb...@att.net
The Ghost in The Machine
HE IS AN ESQUIMO, HIS HEART HAS LONG FROZEN OVER, AND HIS BRAIN HARDLY
WORKS AT ALL.
NO REFLECTION ON HIS MOTHER, SHE PACKS ICE FOR A LIVING.
HE'S ON MY TO DO LIST.
TGITM
PAT ECUM
The Ghost in The Machine
wrote: SOME INCENSITIVE CRAP ABOUT TORNADO RUINED HOMES.
....TORNADOS ARE NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT....
http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/tornado-forms-live-air-13679705
TGITM