Gunner Asch <
gunne...@gmail.com> on Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:54:16 -0700
typed in rec.crafts.metalworking the following:
>On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:42:47 -0700, Oren <
Or...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:16:33 -0400, "Steve W." <
csr6...@yahoo.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Of course we did have a rookie who was using an ice drill to get water
>>>for a barn fire. Only problem was he was trying to drill right in the
>>>middle of the driveway !!!!!
>>
>>Rookies are fun. I was once sent to get a "bucket of electricity"
>>(code name for extension cord). Lesson learned :-/
>>
>>I told an incoming shift one day we had a missing employee. Gasp!
>>
>>Then I pointed to a digital Avery label picture I had placed on a milk
>>carton. We will find him, yet! <eyes rolled>
>>
>>One boss sent an employee out to count buffo toads at night so he
>>could figure out what measures he would need to get rid of 'em.
>>
>>(I have more examples of rookie fun)
>>
>>Oh those days are still funny to me.
>
>Sending a candy striper for a box of fallopian tubes for surgery is
>always a good one in a hospital.
>
>I once asked a sales clerk at Walmart for a box of said tubes and she
>looked for 10 minutes before advising me they were out, but had more
>coming in tommorow.
>
Best one I head was sending the newbie all round the shop looking
for a box stretcher. Finally is sent up front to the manager's
office. He comes back a moment alter, embarrassed, followed by the
manager, who then reams the employees for sending him after the box
stretcher. "After all, we scraped the broken one six months ago!"
tschus
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