On Fri, 22 May 2015 17:09:19 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
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uncl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> A $10 pocket calculator can make life easier, I like the TI-30Xa.
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>> John
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>I have an abacus. ^_^
An officer (Shaky Pete) got confused when counting prisoners when he
saw a prosthetic leg in the cell at count time, leaning on a wall
locker at 4 PM stand up count - lost count three times. I watched it
happen.
Advice to him from a counselor:
Count feet. If you get an odd number, add one and divide by two - it
tells you how many convicts are present for count time.
Back in the day, rookies were given rocks in the left pants pocket.
Each time they saw an inmate; instructions were to move a rock to the
right pants pocket. The senior officer then counted the rocks and
called the control center with the count of how crooks they had.
I love America.