things my kids taught me

[Duane Huber]

from today's Ann Landers:

Important Things My Kids Taught Me

It's more fun to colour outside the lines.

If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the
couch.

Ask why until you understand.

Save a place in line for your friends.

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

Making your bed is a waste of time.

If your dog doesn't like somebody, you probably
shouldn't, either.

Toads aren't ugly. They're just toads.

Just keep banging until someone opens the door.

Don't pop someone else's bubble.

You shouldn't ask to start over just because you're
losing the game.

Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.

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