Indian Veggies Q & A

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Apr 22, 2002, 6:11:57 AM4/22/02
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Indian Veggies Q & A
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> Q. What did the lonely banana say?
> A. I'm a"kela".
>
> Q. What did the green peas say?
> A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
>
> Q.What did the potato say when it answered
> the phone ?
> A. "Aaloo?"
>
> Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
> A. In the Gobi desert.
>
> Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
> A. B(h)ooths
>
> Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
> A. Angoora
>
> Q. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
> A. Love me tinda.
>
> Q. What did the flower say to its
> girl-friend?
> A. Why do phools fall in love?
>
> Q. What did the fat car say?
> A. I'm a mota car.
>
> Q. What did the confused egg say?
> A. I don't unda-stand.
>
> Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?
> A. Bali.
>
> Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
> A. Jhinga Bells.
>
> Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
> A. I wish I was puri.
>
> Q. What did the lonely potato sing?
> A. "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
>
> Q. What language do carrots speak?
> A. Gajar-ati.
>
> Q. What do you call a bald poet?
> A. Ik-bal.
>
> Q. What did the first pizza slice say the
> other pizza slice so it would move?
> A. Pizza - "HUT"!!
>


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