Paris Hilton's Medical Condition Revealed
avenger
finally pinned it down to a more serious condition.
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes_pictures.htm
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Penis Hilton is living like the rest of us... with the barest of
essentials as non-materialists and man, does she feel like she's hit
rock bottom.
Ghost Of Abu Ghraib
"avenger" <ave...@avengers.co.uk> wrote in message
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> At first the prison doctors thought it was just a case of Ho crotch rot
> but finally pinned it down to a more serious condition.
>
> http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes_pictures.htm
Paris got crotch crickets from Ann Coulter.
Tester
wrote:
>At first the prison doctors thought it was just a case of Ho crotch rot but
>finally pinned it down to a more serious condition.
>
>http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes_pictures.htm
>
Actually, the cure for all of Paris Hilton's medical conditions would
be a year during which she had to be a maid / housekeeper at a Hilton
hotel and live entirely on that pay check, drive a third hand junky
car, live in a one bedroom apartment in some seedy neighborhood, dress
in discount store clothing, and maybe once every two weeks she could
afford to call out for pizza or go to a chain "family restaurant" and
not to a fancy club she couldn't afford.
Perhaps then she would stop suffering from "Spoiled Rich Brat with an
emotional age of 4 years old who is under the misapprehension that the
world revolves around her".
Copasetic
"Tester" <te...@test.org> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:56:11 GMT, "avenger" <ave...@avengers.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>>At first the prison doctors thought it was just a case of Ho crotch rot
>>but
>>finally pinned it down to a more serious condition.
>>
>>http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes_pictures.htm
>>
> Actually, the cure for all of Paris Hilton's medical conditions would
> be a year during which she had to be a maid / housekeeper at a Hilton
> hotel and live entirely on that pay check, drive a third hand junky
> car, live in a one bedroom apartment in some seedy neighborhood, dress
> in discount store clothing, and maybe once every two weeks she could
> afford to call out for pizza or go to a chain "family restaurant" and
> not to a fancy club she couldn't afford.
Watch out. She'll make it into a reality show.
> Perhaps then she would stop suffering from "Spoiled Rich Brat with an
> emotional age of 4 years old who is under the misapprehension that the
> world revolves around her".
>
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> "Tester" <te...@test.org> wrote in message
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>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:56:11 GMT, "avenger" <ave...@avengers.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>At first the prison doctors thought it was just a case of Ho crotch rot
>>>but
>>>finally pinned it down to a more serious condition.
>>>
>>>http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/herpes_pictures.htm
>>>
>> Actually, the cure for all of Paris Hilton's medical conditions would
>> be a year during which she had to be a maid / housekeeper at a Hilton
>> hotel and live entirely on that pay check, drive a third hand junky
>> car,
Her licence is suspended, she can take the bus :o)
live in a one bedroom apartment
A studio in some old tenement with the bathtub in the kitchen and the common
toilet down the hall :o)
in some seedy neighborhood, dress
>> in discount store clothing,
Salvation Army :o)
and maybe once every two weeks she could
>> afford to call out for pizza or go to a chain "family restaurant" and
A hotdog from a street vendor or a cheeseburger from the $1 menu at
McDonald's :o) Hey, she wants to stay thin so why waste money.
>> not to a fancy club she couldn't afford.
Judges have done this but it's only in lieu of a jail sentence they can't
force anyone to take it. But I think Paris would do anything to stay out of
jail. That community service thing you suggested wouldn't work because it
would all be a big joke.Something like living in a halfway house and
cleaning garbage and dog crap in the park might :o)