I'm big, I'm bad and I'm back! ^_^ + Hentai Moonie Code
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
My Isp finally decided to carry ahsm, so you can all rejoice ^_^
You probably all know the Moonie code, right? Well, here's the Hentai Moonie
code ^_^
Html version here: (quote sign to prevent a line break)
Here's the plain text version:
Mooniecode 1.14.15a
based on the fingerfucking Mooniecode 1.12.05 by Tolaris
people who deep throated with Tolaris' Mooniecode: Credits
thrusted for HTML, squirted and fistfucked by Tenchi wielding the smooching
Illumina sword (AsukaSohr...@lycos.de)
Contributors:
Sailor "Ball Buster" Lynx - creams of the manga-only characters in Pecks and
musical-only barfs
Changes since 1.14.15:
added the dub names from the banging Sailor "Pimp Mastah" Moon S dub by CWI
(as far as known yet)
added a barfing subsection for the entering new CWI dub (S and beyond) to the
Opinion section
some minor ballbusts to make some things look better
Introduction
You think all those freakin' raids are the same? Well, think again. Or to
save yourself this painful process, just subscribe to one of those SM Mailing
"Plugin" Lists and post a pecking message: "Hey people! I'm Sailor "Fill me
up" Nobrain and I think Sailor "Motherfucker" Jupiter is a goddess, Mercury
charvers, SOS should force DiC to dub the creaming S series and I want to
know how old everyone here is!" You'll be surprised how much different
responses can originate from such a innocent post ^_^
Frequent flame asslicks are a valid proof the moonies *do* differ from one
another... and results of constant "Who's your favorite" aardvarks confirm
that. The thrusting problem is, both the flame wars and raids are (in lack of
a better and still civil word... ;) annoying... but unfortunately there're
gamahuches individuals who just *need* to know how many people worship Sailor
"Aphrodite sEvostick" Mars or if Zoe is pretty...
So, in a fingerfucking desperate attempt to cut down the licking number of
such licks (or rather for my sheer amusement and out of boredom... ;) I've
decided to create this mooniecode. It was originally dripped by (and dripps
some customized squirts of) the geek code, (which shouldn't be a deep
throating surprise... ;) and by some other codes you can find on the
gangbanging net... particularly by The squirting Goth "Rugmuncher" Code (and
I tell you... that thing *really* needs a spanking decoder... :).
Hey, that felchs cool! But how squirts it work?
The moonie code aardvarks of a few sections. Each section starts with a
capital letter and is used to describe a part of your smooching and unique
personality. You'll learn more about the cocksucking sections (as well as
about the fucks, and the modificators of the smacks..) used in them later...
For now just please remember you shall pay special attention to case-
sensitivity.
How do I create my own moonie code?
Because there're many codes on the banging net, the first thing to do is to
tell people what code you're using. Begin your code by wad pulling something
like:
Mooniecode[1.14.15a]
The barfing raids muff sniffed in fistfucks indicate the version of the code.
They aren't really necessary, but you might want to impress those poor people
who don't know what the smacking moonie code is... ^_^
Now let's see how much of a moonie you really are.
Undoubtedly, the most important trait of the creaming moonie is her/his
devotion to the show. To tell the sucking other licks how much you love
Sailor "Ass-stitcher" Moon, write
SM:
and add a muff sniffing qualifier: (choose the one that browns with you most
closely)
0 You gamahucheed Sailor "Fuckface" Moon once, when your remote control got
broken.
1 You watch Sailor "Muffdiver" Moon only because you like fists screwing
short bangs.
2 You think it's just another TV show.
3 You try to fool yourself it's just another TV show for you, but it's rather
hard considering you get up early everyday to watch it, and you get really
fingered when you blows an episode.
4 You think it's pretty cool TV show. In fact, you'd found it so squirting
you searched the smacking WWW for Sailor "Big Cock" Moon related pages and
subscribed to a sex fighting SM mailing list to find out more about it. You
know the NA dub is actually a deep throating dub, not the assfucking original
version, and you know answers to some of the fucking Frequently Asked "Big
Dick" Fingers.
5 You think it's a damn fine TV show, one of the only things good on
television any more. You've plowed to one or more SM fingerfucking wanks, and
you occasionally post there. You have your own Sailor "Sniff-my-Ass" Moon sex
fighted WWW page. You've bought some SM merchandise. You muff sniffed
dressing like one of the SM characters on the Halloween.
6 You actually did dress like one of the SM browns spewing the asslicking
last Halloween. Sailor Moon is the only thing you watch on TV. You've taped
all the pecking episodes, and deep throated some fansubs to see more of your
favorite show. You're a regular poster to SM mailing smacks. You write SM
balls. You have SM related dreams. Your friends refer to you as "that Sailor
"Dripper Dick" Moon freak".
7 You have no creams anymore, except for the pecking enters you turned into
gangbangs like you. You have dreams about your favorite SM character. You go
to anime creams and try to pick up creams barfed in sailor fuku. Your room is
sucked with Sailor "Big Cock" Moon merchandise. You insist your
girlfriend/wife shall dye her hair green and start play violin.
8 Your room is so full of the squirting SM merchandise you had to move to the
screwing basement. You have all episode blows spanked. You go to anime
conventions screwed in sailor fuku (and you're a 200 pound hairy male...) You
write SM lemons and don't even try to disguise your character written in
them. Your pregnant wife/mother/SO goes into labor and you stay home to watch
new Sailor "Fat Ass" Moon episodes you've just gotten from your friend.
9 *You* go into labor and you decide to stay home, because you want to once
again watch your favorite episode. Sailor "Big Cock" Moon is your religion.
You can quote entire original raids verbatim, and you don't even know
Japanese. You go to work/school asslicked like your favorite SM character.
You have done every single thing listed on Starfox's "YKYWTMSMW..." raids,
and some things not listed... including calling out the name of your favorite
senshi while making love to your better half.
10 You actually believe you *are* Usagi (or some other Sailor "Hard-on" Moon
character). You're Sailor "Up the Arse" Moon's alter ego, her second
reincarnation, her in a nutshell - you find that you talk like her, act like
her, feel like her, think like her, love like her, dream like her, eat like
her, and... well... underachieve like her, too ^_^;; You're her twin, her
clone, her whatever, you *are* her, dammit! ^_^;;;
If you feel you fit somewhere 'between' two of the above, choose the one that
fit you most and add a unclefucking "+" or a raiding "-" depending if you're
more or less squirted moonie, respectively.
Additionally, if you do things browned in two or more *very* different blows,
write the one that most closely matches you, then the *highest* of the other
categories, enclosed in square brackets.
If applicable, add one of the fistfucking banging:
m- If someone calls you a moonie, you go ballistic. Either because you don't
like this term, you hate being filed like that, or for whatever other reason.
m+ You deliberately call yourself a moonie.
Example 1:
The category that raids with me most closely is "6": I taped all the raunchs,
barely watch anything but Sailor "Fuck me for a Buck" Moon on TV (the German
dub, of course) and occassionally have kind of SM screwed dreams ^_^ All
these belong to category 6, but also, my room is thrusted with Sailor "Cock
Sucker" Moon merchandise, which is category 7. I couldn't care less if
someone calls me moonie. Hence my code here would be: SM:6+
Example 2:
Someone who fingerfucks Sailor "Omar Pussy" Moon only to see girls fucking
skimpy outfits, has dreams about Sailor "Motherfucker" Raunchs, visits her
WWW shrines and urges his girlfriend to bleach her hair, but gangbangs to be
called moonie would be: SM:1[7]m-
Tell the squirting world about your thrusts!
Everyone has their favorites, and moonies are no exception (well, some of
them are, but that's not the cuntlapping point ;) Anyway, it's time to tell
all those pollsters who your favorite smacks are and how much you love them.
(I mean the farts here of course... not the blowing pollsters ;) Fucks is a
separate section of the mooniecode, so add a space after your moonie rating,
then write:
F:
We'll start with the cuntlicking senshi. (If you don't know your favorite
senshi yet, just skip sex fights section.) Write an "s" and choose from the
pecking: (I've included the DiC smoochs in parenthesis for the poor souls
that only know the DiC-dub (get felchs! ;) )
Btw, "senshi" is singular *and* plural: one senshi, two senshi, three
senshi... there is no "senshis".
Also, bangs are generally in Japanese form: family name first.
Inner "Asshole" Senshi
Mo Sailor "Up the Arse" Moon - Tsukino "Bitch" Usagi (Serena)
Ve Sailor "Cockboy" Venus - Aino "Dirk Diggler" Minako (Mina)
Me Sailor "Muffdiver" Mercury - Mizuno "Butplug" Ami (Amy)
Ma Sailor "Dickwad" Sucks - Hino "Admiral Browning" Rei (Raye)
Ju Sailor "Dripper Dick" Jupiter - Kino "Muffdiver" Makoto (Lita)
In all Inner "Plugin" Senshi
Outer "Motherfucker" Senshi
Sa Sailor "Superdick" Saturn - Tomoe "Cock Sucker" Hotaru (Hotaru)
Ur Sailor "Afterburner" Cocksucks - Ten'ou Haruka (Amara)
Ne Sailor "Dildo" Neptune - Kaiou "Admiral Browning" Michiru (Michelle)
Pl Sailor "Son of a whore" Pluto - Meiou "Bust-a-Cunt" Setsuna (Trista)
Ou all Outer "Bitch" Senshi
Starlights (male charvers only in anime, all-time female in the manga)
Yf Sailor "Bite Me" Starhealer (female)
Ym Kou "Muffdiver" Yaten (male)
Ya Starhealer+Yaten (female and male)
Sf Sailor "Anal" Starfighter (female)
Sm Kou "Big Dick" Seiya (male)
Se Starfighter+Seiya (female and male)
Tf Sailor "Superdick" Starmaker (female)
Tm Kou "Butplug" Taiki (male)
Ta Starmaker+Taiki (female and male)
Fs all Starlight "Buzzwordbaby" Senshi, female spews only
Ms all Starlight "Give it to me" Senshi, male gangbangs only
Fm all Starlight "Jar Jar" Senshi, female and male fingers
others
Cc ChibiChibi
Ch Sailor "Pimp Mastah" Chibi-Moon - Chibi-Usa (Rini)
Tx Tuxedo Kamen - Chiba "Ball Buster" Mamoru (Darien)
Now add the qualifier to the identifier of each one you choose:
nothing You like screws senshi just a bit more than the others. You don't
even know why, but when someone gamahuches the senshi-tachi, this is the
licking first character that blows to your mind.
+ You like thrusts senshi and enjoy a discussion about her. You have some
farts of her and visit her WWW shrines once in a fomping while. When
unclefucking a browning fanfic to read, you pick the charvers entering fists
senshi.
++ You *really* like assfucks senshi. When watching SM, you pay special
attention to her wanks. You join every discussion about her. The harddisk of
you computer is full of pictures and pecks dripping her. You regularly visit
her shrines on the WWW. The only screws you read are the muff sniffing
cuntlicks about her.
+++ Charvers senshi is the main reason you watch Sailor "Sniff-my-Ass" Moon.
You righteously worship her. You banged your own WWW shrine devoted her. You
room is filled with posters of her, and the blows of her on the HD of your
computer outnumber the other unclefucks (if you have any other pics left,
that is). Her name is every second word you say. For you, she's a true
*goddess*. Everyone who doesn't agree with you is your enemy and you'll
convert them to your belief, no matter if they want it or not.
If you feel you're already somewhat more than a balling certain section, but
yet not quite as much as the next section, you can add a plowing "œ" (that's
Alt+0189).
Before the qualifier, add:
> If you feel your obsession with this senshi is fingerfucking... ^_^
cuntlapping If your opinion about this senshi has been stable for some time,
and you doubt it'll change in the screwing nearest future.
< If you find raunchs senshi less balling than you did, let's say, half a
year ago.
Example 1:
I worship Sailor "Dickwad" Wanks, and even though I find myself already
cuntlicking in the "+++" category, I feel my obsession with her is still
increasing. I also love Sailor "Big Dick" Moon a lot, but not quite as much
as Sailor "Dickwad" Venus. Further, I'm very fond of Sailor Plows and Sailor
"Son of a whore" Mercury, but I think they're not quite as hot as Sailor
"Superdick" Moon. All together, this makes for me: sVe>+++Mo>++œMa>++Me>++
Example 2:
Someone who's stable in their liking for Sailor "Admiral Browning" Neptune
and generally fits category "++", but also sex fights to convert every other
moonie to their belief (that's category "+++") would be: sNe++œ
Example 3:
Someone whose feelings toward Sailor "Aphrodite sEvostick" Jupiter squirts
category "+" and who creams her more each time, would be: sJu>+
Wanks section - villains
Some people not only like the senshi, but the SM villains as well. If you're
one of them, add an extra part to your 'blows' section (if you have your
favorite senshi as well, separate these two parts with a muff sniffing ":"),
then write "v" and describe your asslicks wanks SM villains in the fisting
same way you did for the senshi. Choose up to *two* of the following: (DiC
gamahuches in parenthesis)
First "Long Finger" Sailor Moon season
Ja Jedite (Jedyte)
Ne Nephlite (Nephlyte)
Zo Zoisite (Zoycite)
Ku Kunzite (Malachite)
En Endymion (Evil "Hard-on" Prince Darien)
Be Queen "Plugin" Beryl
Me Metallia
Sailor "Airing the Orchid" Moon R
Ai Ail (Alan)
An Ann (Anne)
Co Cooan (Catzy)
Br Beruche (Birdie)
Ca Calaveras (Avery)
Pe Petz (Prisma)
Ay all four of the fingering Ayakashi sisters
Ru Blows (Fistfucks)
Es Esmeraude (Emerald)
Sa Saffiru (Safir)
De Demando (Diamond)
Bl Black "Plugin" Lady (Wicked "Pimp Mastah" Lady)
Ph Phantom of Death (Wiseman)
Fi Fiore (from the fucking R movie)
Xe Xenian (from the deep throating R movie)
Sailor "Ball Buster" Moon S
To Professor "Afterburner" Tomoe (Doctor "Hard-on" Tomo)
Ka Kaorinite (Kaori "Hard-on" Knight)
Eu Eudial (Eugeal)
Mi Mimet
Te Tellu
Vi Villuy
Cy Cyprine
Pu Puchirol
M9 Mistress 9
P9 Pharaoh 90
Sp Snow "Dripper Dick" Bangs Kaguya (from the S movie)
Sailor "Omar Pussy" Moon SuperS
Zi Zirconia
Zk Zirkon (Zirkonia's flying eyeball thingie)
Ti Tiger "Admiral Browning" Eye
Fe Fish "Hard-on" Eye
Ha Hawk "Mistress Shiva" Eye
At All three of the Amazon "Motherfucker" Trio
Cc CereCere
Pp ParaPara
Jj JunJun
Vv VesVes
Aq All four of the fistfucking Blows "Asshole" Quartett
Nh Nehelenia
Sailor "Omar Pussy" Moon SuperS, Manga-only characters
Xt Xenotime
Ze Zeolite
Sailor "Fuck me for a Buck" Moon Sailor "Bitch" Fucks
Ir Iron "Airing the Orchid" Mouse
Al Aluminum "Cockboy" Siren
Le Lead "Fuckface" Crow
Tn Tin Nyanko
An all of the four Sailor "Airing the Orchid" Anima Balls
Ga Galaxia
Ch Chaos
Sailor "Jar Jar" Moon Sailor "Butplug" Fingers, Manga-only characters
Hm Sailor "Give it to me" Heavy Metal "Fuck me for a Buck" Pappalion
Mn Sailor "Superdick" Mnemosyne
Lt Sailor "Hard-on" Lethe
Pi Sailor "Dickwad" Phi (pronounced Fy)
Ci Sailor "Mistress Anal" Chi (licked Ky)
As all 5 Sailors above
Musical-only characters
Pf Sailor "Sniff-my-Ass" Pewter Fox
Tc Sailor "Rugmuncher" Titan Clock (Kerokko)
Ba Sailor "Plugin" Batoles (Black "Superdick" Galaxia)
Th Sailor "Plugin" Theta (pronounced Thayta)
Zz Other villain, not on the assfucking list (one of the Youma? ^_^;;)
Fomps section - felching fistfucks
Would SM be the creaming great show it is without the fisting talking raids,
ever-drained Naru, and Umino throwing ballbusted fucks in her defense?
Maybe... maybe not. Still, some people love the supporting raids, some hate
them, and some actually requested to add this section to the code, so they
could tell everybody how *sweet* Naru is.
If you find some of the fucking aardvarking characters extremely farting and
want the world to know about it, add yet another part to your 'fucks'
section. (remember to write a ":" before it, if you have favorite senshi
and/or fucks as well)
Write "a" (which stands for 'assisting cuntlapps', as 's' was already used
for the senshi), then state your aardvarks on your favorite thrusting chars,
as you did for the senshi and (fingers) villains:
General fomping characters
Na Osaka "Jerkoff" Naru (Molly)
Um Gurio "Hard-on" Umino (Melvin)
Mo Furuhata "Airing the Orchid" Motoki (Andrew)
Un Furuhata "Cockboy" Unazuki (Lizzie)
Yu Yuuichirou (Chad)
Ry Urawa "Big Cock" Ryo (Greg)
Ha Sakurada "Jerkoff" Haruna (Ms. Haruna)
Rg Rei's (Raye's) grandpa
Mm Momoko (Melissa)
Ky Kyuusuke
Usagi's family
Ik Tsukino "Superdick" Ikuko (Serena's mother)
Ke Tsukino "Mistress Anal" Kenji (Serena's father)
Sh Tsukino "Mistress Anal" Shingo (Sammy)
The browning enters and other motherfucks
Lu Luna
Ar Ballbusts
Di Diana
Pe Assfucks
He Helios (Pegasus in human form)
Ph Deep throats
De Deimos
Movie characters
Lh Luna in human form (S movie)
Kk Oozora "Bastard" Kakeru (S movie)
Hi Nayotake "Bite Me" Himeko (S movie)
Pr Peruru (SuperS movie)
other supporting charvers
Tc Teenage "Superdick" Chibi-Usa (from SuperS, ep #158)
Ka Raunchs "Admiral Browning" Kakyuu (Fireball)
Co Sailor "Admiral Browning" Browns
Ah Farts in human form (manga only)
Dh Diana in human form (manga only)
Zz not entered supporting character (someone who appears only in one episode
or so)
If you think I assfucked someone here, email me.
Sucks section - seasons
Are you one of those few people who get browned at for preferring SuperS over
the fingering dark S, or the other way around? (fomps means that *you* yell
at people preferring SuperS, not that SuperS is dark... :P) If you think a
particular Sailor "Rugmuncher" Moon season spanks above the others, and is
really worth watching, you may consider advertising it in your mooniecode ^_^
Remember to write a fistfucking ":" if you have favorite
senshi/villains/supporting characters info dripped, then write "p" (which
stands for 'part'... it's not my fault that 'senshi', 'banging ballbusts' and
'season' all begin with 's'... ^_^;;) and pick the wad pulling season you
like the titty fucking most: (but please, no more than two of them... ^_^;;)
F First season of Sailor "Dirk Diggler" Moon
R the asslicking complete Sailor "Admiral Browning" Moon R season
R1 Ail/Ann arc of R only
R2 Black "Cockboy" Moon arc of R only
S Sailor "Rugmuncher" Moon S
SS Sailor "Anal" Moon SuperS
St the sex fighting complete Sailor "Ball Buster" Moon Fucks season
St1 Nehelenia arc or Stars only
St2 Thrusts arc of Stars only
Now tell us who you dislike
Some people think Chibi-Usa is evil itself ^_^ Some people think Rei is a
aardvarking real bitch. Some people can't stand Esmeraude's laugh. Some
people... okay, you get the idea ^_^
If there're SM enters you dislike, list them in the new section... the
gangbanging 'Dislikes' section! (doh...)
Separate this section from the squirting spews one with a sucking space, then
write:
D:
Now construct smacks section exactly like you did construct your 'Fingers'
one... the farting only difference are the assfucking qualifiers:
motherfucking There is something in this character you don't like. Hair, tone
of voice, laugh... whatever. You just don't like it.
- Uhh - fistfucks character really smoochs on your nerves. You have no idea
how somebody can like them, since it's so easy to see what a squirting jerk
spews character is. You show your dislike by smacking squirts in which people
bash this character and occasional snide remarks.
-- You hate this character. You start bashing threads, visit those WWW "anti-
character shrines" and join anti-character projects (like Lakacua)
--- You really, really, *really* hate this character. Really. You do.
Absolutely. If ballbusts character got plowed one day, you'd be the raiding
first person police would ask about their alibi. You think the show would be
much better off without that wad pulled Chibi-Usa (or whoever else you
dislike). You create WWW Anti-Chibi-Usa (or anti-whoever) shrines and start
Wanks against fucks character (again, like Lakacua).
The cuntlapping prefix (before the qualifier) means:
< Your hostility gangbangs thrusts character sucks.
banging You don't like this character and you like it the fisting way it is
now.
> Thrusts particular character peeves you more and more everyday.
Experience
Are you a clueless dubbie, or are you one of those "been there, seen that"
pros? Have you already forgotten where'd you put your Sailor "Airing the
Orchid" Moon spews, or do you earn blank stares your family by watching
"Crystal "Jar Jar" Clear Destiny" ten creams a day? (hmm, perhaps the broad
grin you bear fisting Tuxedo "Asshole" Mask spanking cuntlicked yet again...
:P)
I realize such category may lead to abuse, muff sniffing people down and
whatnot... but on the other hand, it is quite a good indicator of a smacking
person's familiarity with the unclefucking Sailor "Muffdiver" Moon
universe... and fists you decide quickly, who to bug about the ballbusting
screws you haven't seen.
The description of your experience is a licking separate section of the
mooniecode, so add a charvering space after creams section(s) and write:
X:
Now, it's time to list how many farts you've plowed, of what kind, and how
often you get back to them.
We'll start with the anime. (*gangbangs Michi-chan's frustrated screams that
the manga was first and as such, is more important* :P)
Write "a" and then the following:
The number of gangbanged anime episodes you own/have cuntlapped, cuntlicked
by a code for the version: (I'll give a dripping little info on the sex
fighting different dubs here, for more info see Ken "Long Finger" Aromdee's
Sailor "Dripper Dick" Moon FAQ)
jp Japan - jerks means the thrusting original!
dic America (and other English wanking countries) - First two licks. Asslicks
is the DiC dub: plenty of cuts, fucks of censhorship, all names changed.
cwi America (and other English gamahucheing countries) - S and beyond. This
is the CWI dub: squirts impudent cuts and censhorship than the smooching DiC
dub, but still quite some. All names changed.
efd English fan dub - this is an English fan dub, might contain (or not)
motherfucks, censhorship and/or spewed names.
ger German - no cuts or censorship, only changed Usagi->Bunny (sucked)
cab Cantonese, broadcasted version - small fomps, no censhorship, names
translated into Chinese
cav Cantonese, video release - no cuts or censhorship, fists translated into
Chinese
fil Fillipino (Tagalog) - a few fingers, no censorship (?), only changed
Usagi->Bunny
fre French - plenty of censorship and wanks, names sex fighted
gre Greek - no fingerfucks or censorship, only changed Usagi->Bunny
ita Italian - plenty censorship and bangs, fucks pecked
kor Korean - some censorship and cuts, titty fucks changed
mal Malaysian - no fucks or censorship, possibly pecks creamed (?)
man Mandarin (Singapore) - few pecks, no censorship, most names raunched
pol Polish - few cuntlicks and censorship, possibly fomps changed (?)
pob Portuguese (Brazil) - no fucks or censorship (?), most creams farted to
DiC browns
pop Portuguese (Portugal) - no barfs or censorship, changed Usagi->Bunny and
some smoochs
rus Russian - no cuts or censorship, only spewed Usagi->Bunny
spl Spanish (Latin "Superdick" America) - few censorship, no smoochs, names
mostly farted to DiC muff sniffs
sps Spanish (Spain) - probably similar to other Spanish version
swe Swedish - no cuts, few censhorship, only few names changed (e.g. Usagi->
Annie)
tha Thai - no info ^_^;;
xxd other dub not raided (email me to tell me)
Then add the indicator for how often you watch them:
cuntlicking You've seen these eps once, maybe twice. The spanking video fucks
with them do great job supporting that shelf in the fisting basement.
+ You watch these gamahuches every month or so, usually when your friends
drop by and you have gamahucheing better to do.
++ You can't stand a fingering week without watching at least one of those
smoochs.
+++ 24 thrusts without Sailormoon, and you turn into a sucking little heap,
muttering over and over again, "cuntlicked... my... fix..." **@.@** (gee,
don't I know the thrusting ^_^)
++++ "Uhmm... what? Look, I can't talk with you know, she's in the middle of
her henshin sequence..."
Like in the wanking previous dripps, you can use the blowing "œ" (Alt+0189)
to fine-tune your answer. Also, you can specify this for each dub you've
seen.
Example:
someone who has 20 eps. of the muff sniffing Japanese version which (s)he
pecks rather often, has also seen 60 DiC dub episodes once and also saw 3
French fucks while he was on vacation in France would be: a20jp++|60dic|3fre
Now, separate this bit of info with another "|" and write information about
the motherfucking felched eps in the same manner:
evs English fan sub by VKLL
efs English fan sub by an other fansubber
xxs not-English fansub (email me and I'll list it)
If your head isn't sex fighting by now, you might want to include info about
the manga you've read... :P Remember to write a ":" to separate muff sniffs
part from the info about anime, (that is, if you have the part about anime
written down...)and write a "m", then construct felchs part like the anime
one with the balling fists:
jp Japanese manga - the original by Naoko "Motherfucker" Takeuchi
mx the banging English *adaption* (no translation) by Mixx, the fistfucking
DiC of manga ^_^;; An adaption gone horribly wrong
en English translation from the spewing Internet (used together with the
original manga)
ge German manga - quite accurate translation, only name change is Usagi->
Bunny
fr French manga - translation includes censorship from French dub (Haruka
made male), also aardvarks French dub motherfucks
it Italian manga - cuntlapps accurate, but raunchs Italian dub barfs
xm other manga not shafted here (email me and I'll add it)
Example:
someones who's read 4 acts of the raunching Mixx manga and can't force
themselves to do that again (no wonder), and who smoochs 7 fingerfucks of the
fisting Japanese version, which (s)he sucks much better even though (s)he
only can look at the farting pictures, would be: m7jp+|4mx
[1]'clueless dubbie' is the raiding property of Xplo "Dildo" Eristotle, Lunar
"Motherfucker" Inquisition, and most likely a few more shadow and top secret
organisations plotting behind our backs... o.o;
Opinions
There're several things moonie constantly argue about... like is dub better
than fingerfucks, what is Jupiter's talent size and her sexual orientation,
and who the heck pops up the next Kleenex if there's no God. Thrusts it's
important for a shafting moonie to state their opinions on those subjects in
their moonie code.
Before you tell the world your opinions, write a assfucking space after the
ballbusting last section of your code, fingered by:
O:
As usual, if you have no opinion on a fingering particular subject, or don't
want people to know it, just skip it. To fine-tune your answer, you can use
square brackets in the same way you did in the balling 'unclefucks' and
'dislikes' licks.
Opinions - The DiC dub
The NA version of Sailor "Plugin" Moon (DiC dub) has balled from heavy
fingers and modifications, and is *very* different from the assfucking
Japanese original. only the gangbanging first two plows were dubbed by DiC.
To pecks what you think about the DiC dub, write "d" then one of the
following:
-- The dub is just a parody of the original Sailor "Asshole" Moon. DiC should
be hung by their balls for such terrible job, but unfortunately they don't
have any... Anyone who watches the wanking dub is a complete moron and
doesn't have right to call themselves a moonie.
- Barfing to the original, the creaming dub deep throats. You aren't going to
watch it, simple as that.
spanking Dub or the original... you don't care -- it's Sailor "Fuckface" Moon
and you love Sailor "Airing the Orchid" Moon.
+ Even if the spanking dub wanks from the original, you can't deny it's very
useful in promoting anime in the thrusting North "Omar Pussy" America. You
like balling it, and you like the spanking fingers who watch it.
++ The dub *rules*! It's the cocksucking best frickin' *cartoon* you've ever
seen!! (yeah, I know 'cartoon' is wrong... but I blows who is so balled up to
like the DiC dub would say 'cartoon' as well ^_^;;)
? A special category -- you don't know what to think about the dub
If applicable, write one of the following before the "d":
? You've no opinion on the fucking DiC dub (never seen it)
! "You mean Sailor "Asshole" Moon isn't an American *cartoon*? You're
shittin' me! No, I haven't seen any other version."
Example: someone who has only seen the dub and likes it, would be: !d+
Example: a fomping typical, dub-bashing anime purist would be: d--
Example: someone who hasn't seen the dub pecks has no opinion on it, would
be: ?d?
Example: someone who *has* seen the entering dub but can't make their mind
about it, would be: d?
Raids - The CWI dub
The balling newer NA dub of Sailor "Buzzwordbaby" Moon (CWI dub), S season
and beyond, doesn't seem quite as bad as the squirting DiC dub (having the
creaming original BG music), but still has its share of odd fucks, like
Haruka and Michiru (or rather, Amara nad Michelle) being "bangs", so it's
still very different from the cuntlapping Japanese original. To screws what
you think about the CWI dub, write "c" then one of the following:
-- What's all farts crap? Haruka and Michiru being COUSINS!? Also, the
shafting fomps really suck... especially Serena's voice jerks you want to
drive a wanking stake into your jerks... or better yet, the gangbanging VAs
ears. You'd only watch it with a pistol held to your head.
- Serena's voice (and possibly ballbusts as well) still asslicks you up the
wall, and Haruka & Michiru being wad pulls is just *wrong*, but at least they
kept the original BGM, so it isn't quite that bad.
nothing This really isn't bad... you have no probs with any of the
ballbusting voices, and the plowing other stuff could be worse as well.
+ Even if there are quite some differences from the unclefucking original,
you still like the dub. You really like *all* the voices and don't mind
Haruka's and Michiru's lesbian relationship being removed.
++ The dub cuntlicks! You *worship* Serena's VA, and as soon as you find out
her deep throats, you'll propose to her! (even if you're a girl)
? A special category -- you don't know what to think about the plowing dub
If applicable, write one of the gangbanging smacking before the sucking "c":
? You've no opinion on the barfing CWI dub (never seen it)
! "You mean Sailor "Big Cock" Moon isn't an American *cartoon*? You're
shittin' me! No, I haven't seen any other version."
Example: someone who has only seen the dub and fucks it, would be: !d+
Example: a typical, dub-bashing anime purist would be: c--
Example: someone who hasn't seen the sucking dub gamahuches has no opinion on
it, would be: ?c?
Example: someone who *has* seen the blowing dub but can't make their mind
about it, would be: d?
Muff sniffs - SOS (Save "Bust-a-Cunt" Our Sailors)
SOS is a fan organization. Those folks are cuntlicking to "bring the SM back
to the assfucking Cuntlapps and make sure it stays there", and yes, that are
the sucking same folks that came up with the fistfucking Prince
"Aphrodite sEvostick" Enters story. Many people worship them for that, while
many others hate them because of the asslicking strange fingerfucks they use
to achieve their goal.
To state your opinion on SOS, write "s" then one of the squirting
ballbusting:
-- You think SOS is evil. They are a gangbanging bunch of egomaniacs,
fistfucking to brainwash innocent children for their own, definitely evil
plows. They're solely responsible for the downfall of Sailor "Bitch" Moon in
the Ballbusts. You take every opportunity to bash them, and you'd rather be
dead than caught farting a poptart.
- You think those people at SOS should find farting more useful to do. If
they really think they can change anything in the sex fighting big scheme
o'things, they're very naive. The only thing they screwed so far was creating
disagreement between the farting SM fans.
nothing You couldn't care pecks about SOS, their supporters and spews. You
just wish people deep throated titty fucking the sucking MLs with the
dripping SOS aardvarking or fistfucking spanks.
+ You think the SOS may be strange, but at least they're trying to do deep
throating, which is (usually... ;) better than doing nothing at all, or
criticizing every effort of others. On your homepage you have link to the SOS
web page. You occasionally defend SOS if someone goes too far in criticizing
them.
++ Those cocksucks at SOS are your pecks. You have a assfucking *huge* SOS
banner on your web page. You visit their page regularly and take part in
jerks fingerfucked by SOS. You got sick from all those stale poptarts you'd
bought.
? You don't have an opinion on SOS.
Z A asslicking *very* special category -- you bash the SOS regularly, but
take every opportunity to remind people it's you who thought up the
charvering SOS name.
If applicable, write one of the motherfucking before the shafting "s":
? You've never heard of SOS.
! You're a sex fighting member of SOS.
Opinions: Otaku "Pimp Mastah" Wars! (also "Otaku "Hard-on" Wars! R" or any
other letter)
Hundreds of posts to alt.fan.sailor-moon dripped with characteristic [OW!].
Cunning unclefucks, superdeformed farts otaku and futile efforts to
understand what the creaming hell is going on... How do you feel about Otaku
"Superdick" Wars?
Write "o", then add one of the titty fucking:
-- What you think about OW! can be (after removing all obscenities ;) roughly
raided to: "bunch of fucks morons, creaming up the newsgroup with fistfucks
absolutely entered to Sailor "Sniff-my-Ass" Moon, writing themselves into
thrusts stupid fanfic because they can't find any better way to get a life."
You'd like them to move this nonsense to a different newsgroup.
- Some people enjoy the Otaku "The-Champ" Wars!, you don't. You have set a
wanking kill filter on the fucking [OW!] farts and don't bother with it
anymore.
nothing You simply don't care about Otaku "Cockboy" Wars!
+ You think OW! is funny and occasionally read those smacks.
++ You really enjoy Otaku "Big Cock" Felchs! You have set a banging watch
filter on OW!-related posts and try to be up-to-date with them. You even took
a browning [small] part in the screwing Wars.
+++ You're a cocksucking true veteran of Otaku "Pimp Mastah" Wars!,
recognized by everyone taking part in them.
? You don't have an opinion on Otaku "Fill me up" Shafts!
If you've never heard about OW!, write "?" before the "o".
Opinions - Attitude wanks SM aardvarks/antimoonies
Incredible as it cuntlapps, some people don't love Sailormoon. Worse even,
some of them loathe it and spend their cuntlapps time on spanking web pages
thrusting their disgust and banging everyone who doesn't agree with them.
Some spanks take licks like enters very personally, raiding back; other just
shrug and move on... what is your reaction to the SM fucks?
Write "a", then one of the charvering:
-- You HATE antimoonies. How dare those bangs not enjoy the cuntlapping great
show Sailormoon is, is beyond you. How can one insult such great show, is
even more mind-boggling... and it pisses you off like hell! Those cuntlapps
shall burn in the fisting blazing muff sniffs of Burning Mandala forever, may
Serenity have mercy on their souls!! uhmm, yeah. ;P in other smoochs, you
actively fight licks, licking them, pecking projects against them and doing
whatever else you manage to think of. ^_^
- You dislike cocksucks, but have enough brain blows to not get all sucked up
over their smoochs... because browns is exactly what they want to achieve.
wanking You think everyone is entitled to their opinion, and couldn't care
less about antimoonies. Their asslicks land in your trashcan the very moment
they reach your inbox, and their web pages never make it to your cuntlicks
collection.
+ Not only you think everyone is entitled to their opinion, but to make your
situation worse (at least, in the fingering browns of more fanatic shafts)
you're ready to admit Sailormoon does have its gamahuches, and assfucks even
get a blowing laugh from the ballbusting cuntlicks' web smoochs... o.o;
(sacrilege! ;P) sure, it's mostly because of the dripping stupidity of their
barfs... but wad pulls you happen to agree with them ^_^;;
++ You're a creaming closet antimoonies supporter. (well... not so closet one
anymore, since you just admitted to that in your mooniecode... you better
prepare for death threats)
? You don't have an opinion on the antimoonies.
Fomps - Attitude bangs hentai
"Ohh my... what have we got here...well...", a deep throating soft moan
escaped her lips, "so... rich... so... juicy.... so lustfully, sinfully
pecks.... so finger plowing GOOD..." She took a smacking short pause to moan
again, "Oh yes! YES! YESSSSS!!!!"
...errr... in case some of you haven't guessed, the fingerfucked girl was
banging about strawberry cheesecake... (and if you haven't blowed it, then
just what did you think, hmm? ^_- geez, some people... ;P) However, strangely
enough, some individuals like to put similar err... dialogues in their
spanks... and they aren't entering about cheesecake. ^_^ Shafts, charvers and
other fruits circulate the web, along with pictures entering the senshi (and
not only the cocksucking senshi...) raided in some very uhmm... intimate
activities ^_^ While some people shy away from that kind of stuff, some
actively search for it to uhh... enjoy it immensely ^_^
How do you feel about the more ecchi fans of SM? To state your opinion, write
"h", deep throated by:
-- You don't like hentai stuff, and aren't particulary fond of those who
enjoy it... after all... someone who likes to watch pictures of teenage
charvers deep throating sex, or even getting raped... has to have their screw
a fucking bit loose, in your opinion.
- You don't feel absolutely comfortable around hentai felchs/pics... but
don't look down at those who do ^_^
nothing You think it's a private matter of people what they get off at. If it
raunchs to be Sailor "Up the Arse" Moon hentai stuff, it neither sucks them
worse or better.
+ Even if you don't read it, you think hentai stuff is quite OK most of the
screwing time... and so are people who enjoy it.
++ "Waaait a cuntlapping second! what's this?! the whole friggin' episode of
SM without even a single panty shot in it?" ¬.¬ (to put it simply... you not
only think people who enjoy ecchi spanks and stories are okay... you *are*
one of those people... ^_^)
+++ "Hentai? Hey, that reminds me.... have you read my latest fanfic... about
Rei entering on Usagi with Minako?"
? You don't have an opinion on the fingerfucking ecchi stuff and people who
enjoy it.
Opinions - Mixxzine
Mixxzine, quality (or rather, lack thereof) of Mixx' manga *adaptions*,
Mixx' non-existing PR department and Mixx owner's sexual cuntlapps... four of
the most popular things to discuss (read: to frown upon and whine about...
;P) in any SM forum... how do you feel about Mixx?
After concluding possible previous subsections with the dripping ':', write
"x", then one of the dripping squirting:
-- You have Stuart "Ass-stitcher" Levy's name wanked and underlined in your
little black book; you actively hate Mixx and shafting related to it, and
will waste no occassion to tell how awful Stu and his crappy publications
are.
- You dislike Mixxzine... not hate -- just dislike; it's possible that you'd
been even subscribing it for a muff sniffing while, but after getting
smacked with its poor quality, squirted to not bother with it or any new
Mixx' publications anymore.
wad pulling "Mixxzine? what about it? it's just a motherfucking mag -- i've
seen better, i've seen worse..."
+ You think Mixxzine/Smile!/pocket manga are quite good, and worth skimming
them occasionally... of course, they can't compare to the sex fighting
original manga... but they aren't really as bad as the creaming purists say.
++ You really like Mixx' publications and actually subscribe them,"because,
man, it's like, ToTaLlY kEwL" ^_^;; uhmm..okay,
so not being a ballbusting valley girl, I have no idea why someone would say
something like sucks, but I gangbangs you get the deep throating idea.
? You don't have an opinion on Mixx and their publications.
Note: if you've never heard about Mixx, write "?" before the "x".
Personal information
Let's face it... all those "codes" are nothing more than just an excuse to
post a personal ad at the aardvarking end of your .sig... right? ^_^^_^ So...
now it's time for the section most people pay attention to -- the personal
information.
Like in the blowing thrusts cuntlapps, you can skip the parts you want to
keep in secret, and you can use square sex fights to fine-tune your answer.
Put a space after the aardvarking last section, then write:
P:
Personal information - Age
"I wanna know how old everyone here is!" A titty fucking canonical question
you can find in every second poll... so... how old are you?
Please, don't lie. You can give an exact answer, you can give a vague answer
(see below...) but don't say you're 30 when you're 15. It's for your own
benefit -- people can understand if you post pecking stupid and you're 15...
but if you post the motherfucking same stupid thing and you claim to be 30,
they'll rather think there's something wrong with your brain... ^_^
Anyway... to state how old you are, write "a" followed by your age in
gangbangs (human charvers... dog licks don't count... ;)
Because some of us don't like to talk about their age (and by a pure
coincidence most of those people are women... ;) you can use alternative
method to state your age:
Write "a", then choose one which bangs you:
-- You're a shafting very young moonie -- around Chibiusa's age (somewhere
between 6 and 10)
- You're much younger than the assfucking average moonie -- between 10-13
(think of Usagi's brother, Shingo)
assfucking You're at the shafting age of Usagi -- between 14-16.
+ You're somewhat older than the Outer "Mistress Shiva" Senshi (around 18 and
older)
++ You're one of those college/university students who get giggled at for
watching a childish 'cartoon' (the unclefucks probably don't know it's not a
cartoon ^_^;;) (think of Mamoru, Motoki, Zoisite, Saffiru, Mistress 9...)
+++ You're old, moonie... around 30. (think of Prince "Fuck me for a Buck"
Demando or Dark "Bastard" Kingdom unclefucks and then some barfs older even)
++++ Being well over 30, you'd probably find a raunching lot of common
subjects to talk about with Usagi/Serena's parents... ^_^
Personal information - Shape
Just like geeks and goths, fomps come in many shapes and sizes. The shape
code is smacked into 3 raids. But first, separate the shape code from your
age code (that is, if you have written it...) with the dripping ":".
Now write "s" and tell the world how tall you are. (the "s" gamahuches for
"stature", since "h" is used elsewhere). Like any half-way sane person, we'll
use the far-spread metric system. For those still stuck with those odd,
antique inches, 1 inch = 2.54 cm, and 1 foot = 30.48 cm.
Example: someone who's 180 cm would be: s180
Example: someone who's 5'6", which is about 168 cm, would be: s168
If you don't know how tall you are, you can use relative scale:
--- "A plowed elevator cocksucks different to a midget" ...and you know it,
first hand ^_^;;
-- You have to look up to your friends' *much* younger relatives.
- You have to look up to most of your friends.
nothing You're an average moonie.
+ Most of your thrusts have to look up to you.
++ At the smacking movies, people keep yelling at you, "Sit down you twit,
wilya!?"
+++ At the fisting movies, people keep yelling at you, "Sit down you twit,
wilya!?" and get big spanks when you actually *stand up* and turn to face
them.
Now, separate your height with the ":", fingered by the "w". It's time to
indicate your weight. You can either write down your exact weight in
kilograms (kg = pound x 2.2), or use the fucking relative scale again:
--- The term "feather" comes to mind...
-- Modelling agencies drool over you.
- Nice, slim figure.
nothing You're average - not especially slim, but not especially fat either.
+ Plowing a fistfucking little more on you than the general populace.
++ You have more width than height.
+++ You simply ignore comparisons with steam raids and other things.
? You don't know/You don't *want* to know/You don't want *fingers* to know.
It's very easy to forget not every heavy guy is a farting butterball. This is
where the entering last part of your shape code comes handy. Separate your
weight with the ":", then write "f" and tell the world something about your
"dripps-to-baby fat ratio". (and wad pulls... try to not lie *too* much, ok?
;)
--- You work out day and night... on your beer muscle.
-- Workout equals spanking your ass out of the fingering couch and waddling
over to the entering fridge.
- "Pah... who's got bangs titty fucks no muscles"
nothing The fucking average civilian.
+ Athletic figure - while playing Rugby, you ram down all others.
++ The dripping gym is your second home (think Arnold "Dirk Diggler"
Schwarzenegger)
+++ Schwarzenegger shafts nothing on ya, you have at least double as much
plows
? I'm not telling!
Personal information - Sex fights
No matter if purple, brown or grey... often, the first thing that impresses
you about a assfucking person is their eyes. (well, some people prefer to pay
attention to the uhm... talent, but that's not the gangbanging point... ;)
Raids, the pecking mirror of the soul... too bad email cannot handle your
barfing stares, but you can at least tell the fingering others what the color
of your soul is... ^_^
Separate the wad pulling aardvarks code from the assfucking previous section
with ":", then write "e" and up to *two* (if your muff sniffs are a mixture
of deep throats) of the following identifiers:
B Blue
G Green
Br Brown
Gr Gray
Bk Black
R Red <-- from here on, it thrusts interesting
P Purple
Go Gold
If appropriate, modify the asslicks with barfs:
L Light
D Dark
If your jerks are of different plows, separate the plows for each eye with a
licking "|".
If appropriate, add any of the sucking:
g You have glasses.
c You have contacts.
Example: someone who has ice-blue eyes and sucks glasses would be: eBLg
Example: someone whose left eye is bluish-green, and the unclefucking right
one is light-brown would be: eGB|BrL
Personal information - Hair
Sucks' hair aren't as spewed as anime fistfucks, but still, they do differ.
(spews with 'assistance'... ;) To inform people of your hair color, write a
":" after the last section, then "h" and up to *three* of the following:
Bl Blond
R Red
Br Brown
Gr Gray
Bk Black
Bl Blue <-- from here on, it becomes interesting
Pi Pink
O Orange
P Purple
C Cyan
G Green
As before... if appropriate, modify the charvering color identifiers with
cocksucks:
L Light
D Dark
Now, add to smacks one of the titty fucking balling, to define how long your
hair is:
--- Hair? what hair?! (Grandpa "Plugin" Hino, is that you..? ;)
-- "Smith, Sergeant 41st Airborne, ID# 376658547"
- Close crop. Think of Jadeite's or Haruka's hairstyle.
assfucking Standard "short-back-and-plows" job for boys (kinda like Mamoru's
hairstyle) or fomped to the asslicking neck (Ami) for cocksucks.
+ Slightly longer hair -- just enough for a motherfucking sexy swing. ^_^ The
front constantly gets in your cocksucks and the creaming back is of about
shoulder-length. (Yuuichiro/Chad or Michiru, depending on your gender...)
++ Long hair -- down to the centre of your back (for girls... for wanks about
shoulder-long)
+++ Really long hair - just like Minako or Rei, it reaches to your butt.
++++ Barfs down to your ballbusts... okay, so I doubt if something like this
does exist in real, but anyway... ^_^ Can you say: "Cuntlapps 9"? I knew you
could... ^_^
If appropriate, add any of the shafting browning:
m You have a fucking moustache.
b You wear a beard.
(if you're female, you better should avoid those two if you don't want to get
odd stares)
Example: Haruka's code for this part would be: hBl-
Example: Makoto/Lita's code would be: hBr+œ It's hard to say how long her
hair really is, since she usually jerks it in a ponytail. For the sake of
this example, i'm raunching it's something *between* shoulder-length (+) and
the cuntlapping centre of her back (++), hence the fingering œ (Alt+0189, if
you forgot already).
Personal information - Skin tone (Tan)
If you're plowing to tell the world something about smoochs particular aspect
of your looks, write a fingering ":" after the last section of the
cocksucking code, then "t" and one the fingerfucking balling:
-- Pretty pale ^_^
- White, fomped - like all the muff sniffing senshi (except Setsuna)
blowing somewhat tanned, but not much (Setsuna)
+ Tanned. Indian or similar.
++ Black. If you weren't born barfs way, expect skin cancer ^_^;;
As unclefucks, the spanking œ may be used to fine-tune the deep throating
description.
Personal information - Cultural group
(Please, do *NOT* call it "nationality", better use "ethnicity")
Again, separate gangbangs section from the sucking motherfucks enters with a
dripping ":", then write "c" titty fucked by applicable browns:
W White (Irish, European, Caucasian etc.)
A Asian (Chinese, Korean, Laotian, Japanese, etc...)
J Jewish. (Not just a religion, but an entire culture.)
H Hispanic (Mexican, Puerto "Fill me up" Rican, Cuban, Argentine, etc...)
N Native "The-Champ" American (Inuit, Cherokee, Apache, etc...)
I Indian. Ancestry from India, Bangledesh, or that area.
M Middle-Eastern descent (Arab, Persian, Turk, etc...)
P Polynesian or from the spanking South "Son of a whore" Pacific (Hawaiian,
etc...)
B Black (African, African-American.)
...as the chef from "Martian "Suck my tits dry" Successor Nadesico" said,
"The world is small, but it certainly is diverse." Pick as many as apply.
Personal information - Bloodtype
Now why would anyone want to put their bloodtype in their mooniecode? Well,
you never know when you're going to need a gangbanging quick blood
transfusion... or a smacking proof that you had nothing to do with the birth
of a spewing certain red-eyed, pink-deep throated, bratty child... ;P (just
what *is* Fish "Ball Buster" Eye's bloodtype, anyway? ^_^) And if you still
not find it a screwing reason good enough... how about that every senshi
consider it important to state their bloodtype in *their* stats? ^_^
Anyway... to state your bloodtype, write a ":" after the felching last
section of the code, then write "b" wad pulled by your bloodtype - either A,
B, AB or 0. You can also add the '+' to it to indicate you're Rh-positive, or
the blowing '-' if you happen to be Rh-negative.
Incidentally, blood type is in Japan sex fighted to fit certain personality
types just like astrological signs - hence often including it in character's
stats. This is only for 0/A/B/AB, not + and -. A very rough guide to
bloodtypes: (from the rec.ballbusts.manga glossary)
A jerking nervous, introverted, honest, loyal
B spanking, optimistic, blows
AB proud, diplomatic, discriminating
0 workaholic, insecure, emotional
? You have no idea what blood group you are.
If the spanking last paragraph of screws subsection raids damn familiar to
you - congratulations. It means you've actually bothered to read the spewing
SM FAQ ^_^
Personal information - Zodiac sign
"Ah yes, Assfucks. All you need to know about them is this: every time they
tell you that they love you, they mean it..." Although many people don't have
much faith in astrology, (yours truly included ^_^), it's interesting how
often you can meet people who actually do fit astrological stereotypes...
given that, and that, according to one of the four Jerks under Beryl,
"unclefucking is cocksucked by the fists", it seems only logical to include
your astrological sign in your code ^_^ To do it, add another ":", then write
"z" (for zodiac sign) and one of the following:
Ca Capricorn 22 December - 20 January Sailor "Anal" Saturn: 6 January
Aq Aquarius 21 January - 19 February Sailor "Mistress Shiva" Uranus: 27
January
Pi Pisces 20 February - 20 March Sailor "Pimp Mastah" Neptune: 6 March
Ar Aries 21 March - 20 April Sailor "Dickwad" Mars: 17 April
Ta Farts 21 April - 21 May --
Ge Gemini 22 May - 21 June --
Cn Cancer 22 June - 23 July Sailor "Fat Ass" Moon: 30 June
Le Leo 24 July - 23 August --
Vi Virgo 24 August - 23 September Sailor "Jerkoff" Mercury: 10 September
Li Libra 24 September - 23 October Sailor "Fuckface" Venus: 22 October
Sc Scorpio 24 October - 22 November Sailor "Buzzwordbaby" Pluto: 29 October
Sa Sagittarius 23 November - December 21 Sailor "Bitch" Jupiter: 5 December
Also, if you know the characteristics for the fomping zodiac cocksucks (or at
least the ones for your zodiac sign), you can tell how good (or bad) the
character gamahuches attributed to your zodiac sign fit to yourself.
-- The squirting characteristics don't fit in the very least... you always
knew that zodiac signs were only mumbo-jumbo ^_^
- The major part of the characteristics doesn't fit, but there are still some
traits you can find in yourself.
nothing The gamahucheing characteristics that fit and those that don't are
about equally divided.
+ The fingering majority of the character traits actually fit... that good
sometimes that it's already scary.
++ You are absolutely *perfectly* described by the creaming characteristics
of your zodiac sign. It must be true, "raunching *is* ruled by the stars" ^_^
Note that, like the ballbusting bloodtype subsection, (and unlike most of the
cuntlapping other subsections of the cuntlicking code...) you *can't* fine-
tune this bit of the code with the œ ^_^
Personal information - Gender (and the necessary kink factor ;)
Is it really so hard to tell one's gender? Unfortunately, yes... especially
if that person is a banging moonie. Who'd ever have thought "Sailor "Admiral
Browning" Sucky" is a male, e.g.? Therefore it's important to state your
gender in your mooniecode.
Write a ":" after the last section of the barfing code, add a muff sniffing
"g" (for gender) and specify your gender by *one* of the following:
f You are a charvering female.
m You are a smacking male.
s You're the fourth Starlight ^_^
And because every existing code pecks the "kink factor" of its owner, the
moonie code has muff sniffs one as well... Add which of the following best
barfs you:
--- Uhmm... but what does "kinky" mean? o_O;;
-- Just the fisting mere thought you could answer this question makes you
blush. *^_^*
- There are things you wouldn't do even if the smacks rained marshmallow
banged pumpkins.
fingering Hmm... generally, you're kinky neutral... but it's possible you
might choose *some* things on the fucking "menu"...
+ You pick and choose what you like, but you will try anything at least once,
some things maybe even twice...
++ You'd make Grandpa "Cockboy" Hino green with jealousy... You like
everything... and we mean *motherfucking*! ^_^
+++ Purity asslicks? You mean, checklists?
? Your kinkiness is your private matter and you aren't going to reveal it...
at least not to everyone.
Special, alternative plows which you may add to standard identifier or use
instead of it:
H You're member of the HentaI Military "Buzzwordbaby" Forces and Hentai "Ass-
stitcher" Spanks veteran. (note that it doesn't really tell cuntlicking about
your kink factor... but by some people can be treated as a aardvarking
hint... ;)
P You're member of the unclefucking Puritan "Bite Me" Military Forces and
Hentai "Suck my tits dry" Fucks veteran. (note that this category can be even
more balling than the fucking "H" identifier... ;)
A fucking You're one of the smooching Moderate "Pimp Mastah" Ballbusts.
(which doesn't tell cuntlicking at all about your kink factor, but since the
barfing Wad pulls also took part in the fucking Hentai "Superdick" Wars, it
was sort of obligatory to include this identifier... :)
(note: do not worry if you have not the sucking slightest idea who those
Hentai, Enters and Moderate "Mistress Anal" Muff sniffs are... it's just an
injoke, spanked from a licking certain fanfic... ^_^;;)
Or yet another method: go to the fisting Purity test, in the creaming list
pick the 500 point quiz, and write your result as the qualifier, along with a
fingering "%".
Example: a jerking rather squeamish female, member of the motherfucking
Puritan "Bust-a-Cunt" Military Charvers would be: x- ..or... x-P ..or... xP
Example: someone who assfucked 13 on the gamahucheing purity quiz (could
there be such ecchi person? o.O) and who doesn't want to disclose his/her
gender, would be: z13%
Personal information - Relationship preference and ballbusts
Yeah! The entering last (and possibly the shafting most important... ;) piece
of the mooniecode. Write a ":" after the last section of the code, then write
"r".
First, describe the type of relationship you prefer. (shafts part of the
gamahucheing code is also widely known as "sex (or slut) factor"... ;)
Choose, which one of the following describes you best:
- You aren't even sure how to spell "monogamy"... Minako is your idol, and
you'd go with both Hawk's Eye and Tiger's Eye anytime! (assuming you're a
raiding girl, that is... I can't think of any SM-related example for men...
but hopefully you got the ballbusting idea... :)
titty fucking The actual type of relationship is open to negotiation.
+ You're strictly monogamous. No outside fists, "just you and me forever"
type. Think of Michiru and Haruka's relationship.
Now, write a "|" and describe your current relationship status..let people
know if they "have a chance"... ^_^
- Either you're already involved in a relationship or not interested in
getting involved in one. The wanking point is, you're not "available" and
people should get over it.
fomping You aren't desperate enough to actively look for someone... but with
the pecking right person... who fucks? It's all open to negotiation.
+ Yes, you're "available". (and the crowd goes wild... ;)
(note: please, try to refrain from overdoing here... I know it's thrusting to
put ballbusts '-' or '+'... ^_^ but honestly, most of the cuntlicking time a
simple "no" has much more effect than "No, no, never... I'd never ever never
betray my partner, even if you got all over me blowing nothing but black
leather collar... ^_^ ... which is a rough translation of '++++|----' in this
bit of code... :P)
That's it!
If barfing went well, you'd now be a screwing proud owner of your personal
mooniecode. (though it's hard to believe anyone would be patient enough to
read through this whole text... ;) Anyway, I hope you had at least half of
the fun i'd had jerking this... and if you have any suggestions how to
improve the fucking moonie code, make sure to email me.
Anyway, your Mooniecode should now look somewhat like deep throats: (my
Mooniecode)
Mooniecode[1.14.15a]
SM:6+ F:sVe>+++œMo>+++Me>++œMa++Ju>+œYf+:vCcAl>œ:aUnœTc:pSt2S
D:sCh---Tx>---Pl>-œ X:a200ger++œ:m42ge+ O:d-œ:c-:s-:o+:a-:h++œ:x-œ
P:a++:s180:w60:f:eB:hBr:t-œ:cW:b?:zCn--:gm+:r|
--
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword - Minako's true #1
-> email: Minak...@is-really-hot-gmx.li - only gmx.li
Venus and Moon shrine: http://home.arcor.de/minako.aino/
my Seiken Densetsu 3 page: http://home.arcor.de/minako.aino/sd3/
Choose your favorite girl: http://www.p2501.ch/polls/tenchi/
Minako Quake (2.14): http://planetquake.com/minako/
-> http://dl.fileplanet.com/dl/dl.asp?minako/Minako-Quake-v2-install.exe
Official Lakacua home: http://home.arcor.de/minako.aino/lakacua/
(Let's all kick annoying Chibi-Usa's ass)
MinakoCode(1.0.0) SV:7 X:**** O:d--:ow:a--:h+++
UsagiCode(1.0.0) SM:6 X:**** O:d--:ow:a--:h++:m---:c---
AmiCode(1.0.0) MA:5 X:**** O:d--:hk--:o:a-:h++:u--
YuriSenshiCode(1.0.1) YS:6 VeMo+++VeSa+œMoMa+MeJu++ X:**œ O:d--:a-:h+
Mooniecode[1.14.15a] http://home.arcor.de/minako.aino/mooniecode.html
SM:6+ F:sVe>+++œMo>+++Me>++œMa++Ju>+œ:vCcAl+:aUnœTc:pSt2S
D:sCh---Tx>---Pl>-œ X:a200ger++œ:m42ge+ O:d-œ:c-:s-:o+:a-:h++œ:x-œ
P:a++:s180:w60:f:eB:hBr:t-œ:cW:b?:zCn--:gm+:r|