[ADSM-I] [[OT] where available] The Arc: Joyful Noise Omakefic Unit 01: Sentenced: A Fanboys! Crossover "jnomk01.txt" (1/1)
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
The First Joyful Noise Omake!
"Pesti: "Is it too much to ask that we have a normal fic for once in our
lifetime?" "
"Dark Mayhem: "You're tempting fate, Pesti-chan. You're so tempting fate." "
*waves to the people he BLIND carbon copied this to, and hopes they like it...
or make the smitings quick at least*
I shall grant this wish... I shall attempt -keyword- to write up a nice average
fanficfic. It will star Fanboys! and Arcers! And it will be uneventful.
Mwahahahahaha! Normal and uneventful! MWAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHE
TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO!
You are all now warned! Prepare for dullness!!!
And without even more delay than I planned... The unattached attachment
omakefic/fanficfic JN Omake Unit 01!
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Because I have nothing better to do Productions
An Eldrick Tobin project
A story of The Arc... Well that's a lie ain't it
Joyful Noise Omake Unit 01:
Sentenced:
A Fanboys! Fanficfic
This is of course a Fanboys! Omake crossed with The Arc in Omakemode... so not
one drop is canon.
Ego: Stop the freaking delays!!!
Oi.
~~
As usual for the Fanboys! morning was evil and harsh... stirring them from
blissful dreaming of this that or the other. They didn't know that...
Ding-Dong!
Chaos looking like he shouldn't be up for another 3 days -OR seen in public-
tumbled from behind his wall scroll and went to the door. Carefully of hitting
himself with it he opened it to see a young girl holding an envelope.
"This... is for you," she said smiling before wandering off towards the stairs.
"Chaos close the door." Carnage said before walking off like a zombie to the
kitchen.
Pesti stepped into the hallway from the kitchen,"Who was it?"
"Oh some girl who looked like a cross between: Sasami and Skuld with hair like
Haruna's from Tenchi Forever... you don't think Ruckus has a younger sister do
you? Well anyway she was kinda cute in that under aged way."
"Ecchi... I don't need to hear you are becoming a lolicon. Next you'll be
groping Alielle from El Hazard."
Speaking of which Alielle burst from Hysteria's room and out the door... pulling
ribbons from her hair the whole time.
Mayhem blinked at that and leaving the bathroom signaled adamantly for Chaos to
go in next.
"What?" Chaos asked sprouting his kitty ears and tail.
"You need to look in a mirror... and then consider getting out of that outfit."
Looking in the bathroom mirror, and ignoring Toilet Hanako's response to how
cute he looked, sure enough Chaos was not in his usual teddy... but dressed as
Neo Queen Serenity... complete with eyeshadow, blush... the works! Totally
unamused he almost flew into his room. Fortunately Mayhem had pulled up the wall
scroll to keep him from hurting it or himself. Hanako bid him goodbye.
Minutes later he emerged looking masculine for once -well no one had to know
about anything under the outer layer of clothing- and joined the breakfast
almost completely over.
Carnage looked at him. Chaos blankly looked back. Carnage tapped his fingers.
Chaos blinked and blankly looked at him doing so. Carnage... snapped,"So what
was in the letter???!"
"Oh... here," and Chaos handed it over,"I assumed it was from an adoring fan."
Mayhem chimed in,"And for your own safety didn't open it."
"Hai ^-^"
Carnage placed it carefully on the table. Hysteria suddenly popped up and opened
it. Fanboys assumed crash positions... but nothing happened.
"Kawaii kawaii KAWAII!!! Picnic-chan Picnic-chan!! Hysteria has to get ready!!"
she said before bounding off to get ready with many overly cute giggles.
Chaos snatched it off the table,"Ah-ha she misread it! it says,'Don't Panic!'
Nothing about a Picnic at all."
Pesti face palmed,"Turn it over."
Chaos did so and mouthing along as he read soon announced,"Oh it IS a Picnic
invitation... and the disclaimer was because it's from Max Sterling."
Carnage smiled,"Ah kawaii Mylene's father."
Dark Mayhem looked at him,"You've forgotten a few crossover ficfics. The name is
clearly that of that menace, Max Sterling. NOT Max Genius ace pilot and eventual
father of Mylene Genius. You know... the fanboy?"
"Oh not that guy who talks like Kagato and looks like Seiryo? Just what we
need," Carnage brought his Zanba blade down and cut himself a piece of
Okonomiyaki.
The motion however scared the bejeezits out of Pestilence and he split into 6 SD
versions of himself.
SDP1: Not again.
SDP2: *trying to act like nothing happened* What's gonna be served at the
picnic?
SDP3: Is that babe Joy gonna be there?
SDP6: Oh can I *please* hurt that pervert!!!
4 and 5 simply drank some Hard Lemonade oblivious to the antics of their other
selves.
Newt Schneider pulled out the pan-dimensional kettle and a sign reading *Thanks
for spilling my Hard Lemonade on me Carnage.*
Marron Glaces woke up on the couch then,"What's the commotion?"
Carnage turned to Marron,"Better go wake up Sarcasm... we've all been invited to
a picnic."
"Picnic? Even me?"
Snatching the invite away from Chaos, Carnage answered,"Of the Harem only you
and Zelgadis are invited."
"Oh well in that case, I'll go wake the Princess."
Chaos snatched the missive back," Let's see who else is invited... Anarchy and
Tasuki!!! Oh no... Rampage and Catastrophe are too."
Dark Mayhem walked around and read over his shoulder,"It also says Desolation
has already been... acquired. That must have been a feat."
"I wonder if the senshi got a separate invitation?"
SDP3: Chaos is a Lolicon, thinkin' about his Hotaru-chan!
"Hush you SD Perv!" Chaos yelled in Demonic Head mode and punted #3 into the
others... a dizzy Pestilence stood up by the wall.
Dark Mayhem wandered towards his room,"Better get ready people... the ride to
the picnic arrives in an hour."
Chaos lamented to the suddenly empty room,"But we don't know where it's being
held!"
Pesti walked back in and picked up the phone,"Just wake up your sister while I
call my Mako-chan to see if she got invited."
"*WHOSE* Mako-chan?!?" Chaos blustered... to an un-hearing Pestilence. Sighing
and fearing for his life Chaos approached the sleeping Anarchy.
Before he could reach her, she woke up. Brother and Sister locked eyes for a
second before he told her about the picnic as quickly as he could since she
looked ready to smite him.
"Will there be sake?"
"Hai" Chaos answered.
"Kareoke?"
"Says there will even be others to sing with."
"Tasuki and I will be ready when the time comes," and with that she went back to
sleep again. Tasuki didn't stir... amazingly since he'd fallen asleep on the
table and is practically about to fall off of it.
Chaos went to find that nice red chinese dress of his.
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Astrala completed work on her grill. It had a built in sink and a wok on an arm.
It could even do hibachi. And even with all this it compacted enough to fit in a
coin pocket -the kind on a pair of Levi's. She'd already loaded up her micro
fridge (it was walk-in o.0) and put that in her apron pocket as well. She then
went to to the bathroom mirror and fixed her hair for the second time that day
-the first was when she delivered the invitations. Her Sasami length single pony
tail was combed all the way down to her knees. Her locks hanging in front of her
face and down to her chin -in the style of (pick one): Aeris/Aerith, Alielle, or
"Working Mode" Haruna from Tenchi Muyo in Love 2/Tenchi Forever- were finger
combed. She smiled at her reflection and then called for everyone to assemble
for Margo's inspection before the picnic.
A woman looking like yet another sister of Ryoko wearing a shirt of herself in a
shirt wearing a shirt... et caetera, et caetera with the name 'Haris' in white
on it's red backdrop muttered,"We'll never get to the picnic... Margo will not
approve as usual to appear with her divinely inspired looks and we'll all have
to get dressed all over again for something that's only a casual affair."
The voice that said,"Well now, I know *I* will pass muster in this outfit I
borrowed from Princess Aeka. Perhaps you should try to borrow something from
Ryoko... no of course that's doomed as Ryoko has no taste in fashion," sounded
like a Certain Juraian princess from the series Tenchi Muyo. And when she
stepped into the light she even looked like her.
Haris simply replied,"And Aeka does, Charhon? That's rich."
"What are you saying!?" But Haris had already hit the stairs. "Really Haris...
Ryoko stays to get the righteous scolding she deserves why don't you!" Charhon
followed after Haris down the stairs... still babbling about why Haris doesn't
listen.
Astrala sighed... the Mad Sasami and Skuld parts of her personality wanting her
to march down after them and whack them. Before the hit them or not argument was
over, a girl who looked alot, but not quite like Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis
Evangelion, stepped out of the master bedroom. She was in a grey and green
kimono that went well with her hair of blue and eyes of red. She even had
traditional sandals on... although made of rosewood. She blushed when Astrala
clapped.
"Thank you," was about all she could say.
"Tongue tied Hope?" came a voice from within the master bedroom.
"Astrala is out here embarrassing me, Ami," Hope pointed at the young girl with
a smile.
Astrala took it good naturedly and peeked her head into the bedroom,"Only
stating the obvious Lady Kintaro really."
The lightly tanned red head raised an eyebrow,"Oh so you are willing to admit
people can be cute. I'll bear that in mind next time you," she grabbed Astrala's
nose and twinkled it,"... are told you're cute."
Astrala blushed,"Oh don't be silly I'm not cute at all. I'll go pry Ardice and
Konei out of the Security booth. You two must go pass muster in Margo's
Presentability Inspection."
Both did their salutes and giggling at the look on Astrala's face Marched down
the stairs with Hope calling cadence. Astrala sighed and climbed up to the
attic/security booth. "Come on you 3... the place will be fine. Let's go,"
Astrala looked over them in their "finery" still doing their "jobs". She sighed
gritted her teeth,"I've been deputized to hurt you if you don't get a move on."
A man who was in fact a micronized Zentradi warrior looked over from the
terminals he was watching,"Ah greetings Lady Astrala... come for Ardice and
Konei have you? Right off you two go... I'll keep an eye on things here."
Konei stood up the bell around her neck chiming a nice perfect tone in concert
with the single bell on each hip of her outlandish outfit as she announced,"YAY!
Picnic show me to the food!!"
The other woman looked at her and sighed,"Konei you really need much much more
respect for security work," she ran a hand through her green hair that went well
with the rest of her looks -which are that of Kiyone from Tenchi Muyo,"After all
how else can we stay under this roof. We aren't paying rent you know."
Konei looked a bit more Mihoshi like as she thought about something then said,"
But I thought all the..."
Ardice hissed for her to be quiet.
Konei raised an eyebrow,"Huh? What's wrong with mentioning..."
Astrala hissed for her to be quiet.
Konei turned around,"Gerard why do they keep shushing me? I don't understand."
The Zentradi smiled,"Konei... don't you remember this is an Omake? We can't go
talking about such things."
Konei turned as white as her hair,"You mean there won't be any," something blips
on the control panel and drowns the word out,"at all?"
Astrala shook her head,"None at all Konei."
Konei looked at her outfit,"So should I change out of this?"
Gerard said,"No you should be okay... the author can just decide to not describe
it."
"Okay! Off we go then," She announced again jingling.
Ardice turned to Gerard,"You going to be fine here?"
Astrala burst in before he could answer,"No he won't because he's going too. No
one is remaining behind. Eldrick's orders backed by Margo's."
Gerard looked forelorn,"Social events... so resistance is irrelevant?"
Astrala smiled that they weren't going to cause trouble,"Yep!"
Gerard nodded resolutely,"Alright then. Is the Commander already at the site?"
"Has to be. He's keeping Desolation from becoming lost."
"And Lady Joy?"
"Serving... I mean giving Jo, and Kasumi and Sunahama their invitations."
Ardice quirked an eyebrow,"For a second I thought you were saying 'Serving them
their Subpoena'."
With sweatdrops appearing all around her Astrala pointed down the ladder. They
marched out... Ardice securing her cover [Military term for a fancy hat ^-^ -
Attentive Zin] in place to complete her Dress White Mock Uniform.
IN THE BASEMENT GARAGE OF THE HOUSE
A woman paced. She didn't normally have to do this but as she had taken it upon
herself to do this the wait was starting to get to her. A little while earlier
to break the monotony she'd made those already here stand at attention. She
pulled a mirror from hammerspace and looked at herself again. The stress still
hadn't tried anything funny with her beautiful face yet. A good thing.
She turned and looked at the sounds of bells. The final stragglers had arrived.
Their faces pained when she militarily positioned herself infront of the line.
Gerard face blank from years of military service didn't skip a beat. With the
precision borne of death threats for failure [Not now of course the author means
waaay back when - In-your-face Zin], he marched up turned saluted, received the
acknowledgement, and marched to take his position. Konei had to be prodded to
move -she'd been lost in watching the grace with which Gerard had moved.
She promised herself she wouldn't make a fool of herself, and stepped forward
only to trip. She tucked and rolled back to her feet. Looking quickly where she
was she moved over to "Platoon Commander" Margo, saluted and pivoting on her
heel continued her unbelievably noiseless march to her place in the "Squad".
Ardice picked her calm -and her jaw- off the floor and after getting
acknowledgement moved to a position in the squad.
Margo took a step forward, and let her stress out in a breath. "Finally everyone
is here." No one moved. She suddenly looked pained,"Oh at ease for crying out
loud." Everyone left attention. Some grinned too. "Alright I'll make this
brief... you all pass muster. Now get in the car."
Astrala put her clipboard away and hopped into the middle of the front seat. Her
wings away she looked back to see how well everyone else was doing. Charhon took
the middle of the backseat with Margo sitting in her lap. Gerard took the far
left seat with Konei beside him. Ardice took the place by Charhon and Haris took
the far right seat. Cramped but serviceable was the word of the day in the back.
Konei hopped into Gerard's lap to ease space up a bit.
Haris looked at Ardice,"You may be my sister but you aren't sitting in my lap."
Ardice looked at her like she was nuts,"Did I ask?"
"You looked about to."
Ardice sighed,"Only because Charhon's poking me with her elbow."
Hope got into the remaining seat as Charhon apologized, and soon after that Ami
got the keys from the locker. The engine purred to life and they drove forward
and out of the garage.
MEANWHILE
Joy adjusted her disguise before she knocked on the door. The door opened and a
startled eep escaped the girl who opened it only to quickly close it. Soon the
blinds parted and another yelp echoed within the apartment. Joy primped a bit,
and went over her lines in her head, as the door opened again.
"Jo Insei?"
The lady at the door sleepily blinked,"That's me."
"Then you two must be Kasumi Kai," she pointed and got a nod," and Sunahama
Kai," she got another nod. "Miss Insei, I'd like to recruit you for the Knight
Sabers."
"Wha?" Kasumi looked at Sunahama.
"Did she just say..." Sunahama looked at Kasumi.
The duo blinked and then looked at 'Sylia Stingray' (TV series... so kinda looks
like Ifurita from the El Hazard OAV series) anew.
"Pack you bags Miss Insei. Your training will have to begin immediately. There
are alot of evil disgusting crazy stinking boomers to slay!"
Sunahama noticed something wrong. Whispering to Kasumi she said,"Kasumi... you
watch the show... are Sylia 2's eyes red?"
Kasumi took a glance and whispered,"No... she's gotta be an imposter!"
Joy leaned into to their conspiratorial whispering,"Anything Juicy?"
Miss Insei for her part was shocked that Mrs. Stingray had vani9shed from in
front of her and looked around outside the door. "She's gone."
Joy laughed,"Silly I'm over here... did you really think that I was Sylia?"
Jo sighed,"I was hoping. Save for being Variable Geo Waitresses at Planet
Hentai. Bup and kiss happen in our lives... while all around us Danger abounds.
I guess it's because we aren't fangirls or something."
Joy hugged -and a little more- Lady Insei,"There there it's okay. Mommy's here."
Jo coughed into her fist,"Could you please stop that."
Joy backed off,"Oh sorry. It's the fact that I look like Sylia in Fanspace! that
did it... really. Well anyway the name's Davenport."
They all cowered back against a wall,"Joy Davenport?"
Joy squealed with delight,"YAY! Infamy is mine! Well anyway my little Brigadiers
of the 3rd Rule..."
Kasumi and Sunahama exchanged looks, and finally asked Jo what Joy was on about.
Lady Insei whispered the answer. The duo were shocked and said in unison,"She's
just a friend really, and not that kind!"
Jo grinned. Joy winked, and then said,"Well anyway troopers you're all invited
to a party."
The duo still choral speaking asked,"Will Eterna be there?"
Joy pondered it,"Well this is an Omake..."
"YATA!!!" The hopped hand in hand.
Jo cleared her throat,"And will Confusion?"
Joy got all bambi eyed,"I should hope so! Let me get the ball rolling."
DIAL "C" FOR CONFUSION
Sleeping on a rafter Ryoko style a woman possessing visual traits of a few
different senshi and a marked like of the color purple stirred at the buzzing of
her cell phone. She pulled it out and listened to the voice on the other end.
She nodded to herself and put the phone away. She then rolled off the rafter and
rifted out. In another part of the lab a marked,"Confusion where are you taking
me!" was heard screamed... followed by a loud explosion as something the man...
Eterna... was working on exploded.
AT THE PICNIC SITE
A man with pink hair sat at a picnic table fiddling with something again. There
was alot of sweat on his brow, and tools scattered before him. He occasionally
swore in a voice like Kagato's from th Tenchi Muyo OAV's. He looked up at the
field of solid air around him and the man with a Wu mark on his forehead in
front of him. The field wouldn't last all that much longer.
He stopped working on it and with a triumphant whoop pinned it to the fanboy
before him,"There Desolation... it won't last long... but for right now you
won't get smited. You'll be able to enjoy a piece of time without
hospitalization."
He got lost on his way looking for it till the pink haired man steered him to it
with the delicate hands of a Juraian nobleman. Patience was painted over the
pink haired man's face... his Seiryo face... as he then decided to explain how
it worked,"You see Desolation... with you in the this world... alot of people
who are supposed to be smited aren't getting smited as often."
"I'll believe that Mr. Max Sterling."
"Please call me... Danger."
"Just because you are a fanboy doesn't mean you HAVE to have a title of Mass
Destruction."
"Shall I remove the emitter?"
"Um... no..."
"Alright. Now as I was saying... the only time they DO get their needed smites
is when you are in the hospital... where a decidedly smaller number of smitings
occur to you."
Desolation managed a weak smile,"Does happen less then doesn't it?"
"According to my and Washuu's research... anyway... this makes it look like you
are in intensive care to the universe. And when in intensive care you're not as
worthy a target."
"I beg to differ..."
"I know you still get smited... and hence the next feature of the device... it
uses the energy the universe uses to make you lost... it's not all genetic you
know... and makes the smites get lost... and so some people who really really
need it are now getting smited -if not simply more often now- instead of you."
Far far away a space colony fell on Chairman Keel Lorenz. Ruckus took the job to
find out who sent it and dragged Riot with her. She would find her bank account
filled to where she wanted it.
"How long will this last?"
"Again I don't know... but enjoy it while you can... and don't move... someone
will serve you so you don't get lost between one step and the next."
"Great... so what will everyone be arriving?"
"Soon... very soon," And the Kagato laughter was cued... kowai ;.;
Someone bopped him on the head from behind,"Oh stop being silly would you?"
"Sorry... could you see how Hysteria is doing?"
He could feel her wince,"I don't wanna Max... but I will."
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ELSEWHERE
The Fanboys! were ready. They stood patiently on the observation deck of Tokyo
Tower... they didn't even know why they were going to go through with this.
Just when they were giving up on the wait... suddenly they were looking out at a
vast park, of course Chaos fell over because he was leaning on the railing...
but that's all the bad things that happened.
"Ohayo Minna! Over here," called the man with Pink Hair with a smile. They
shuddered. "Come over here or I'll read some of MY bad crossover fic ideas to
you in your dreams for the next eight years."
Desolation turned around,"Hi guys... the food is great!"
Chaos: Huddle!
Dark Mayhem: Why?
Chaos: I'm still in one piece... Carnage hasn't smited anything... and
Desolation FOUND a location. Doesn't something seem wrong to you guys?
Carnage: You didn't read the fine print did you?
Pesti: *walking over to the food! ^-^* Baka Chaos. *to Max* Max you can't say
Ohayo anymore... it's afternoon.
Max Sterling: Oh I know... but somewhere right now it's morning... and so...
Ohayo.
Pesti: You are weird.
Havoc: Hail my fellow Ecchi-chans!
Fanboys!: We are not ecchi you pervert!
Havoc-chan: Be that as it may... come sit down. The food is sinful.
Desolation: Turn off rapid dialogue mode I'm getting lost in the words!!
Minna: Sorry.
"That was starting to hurt... alot!" Desolation said scrubbing his temples.
Pestilence looked at everyone already here... there was Max, and Desolation at
th table currently, Hysteria and Tamasuburo<sp> serving tea to a bound
Souh-chan... at another not exactly close table, and food everywhere. It smelled
very good. Because of this soon Pestilence was joined by the other fanboys!
Max looked at his watch, and in a few seconds... Anarchy and Tasuki arrived.
Tasuki leveled his Halisen at the Fanboys!"You left early."
Everyone looked at Carnage who glared at his watch. It said,"You assembled me
from Zeorymer parts if you recall."
Carnage twitched,"Someone remind me to smite it later."
"Hai Carnage-poppa!" Hysteria chimed in.
Carnage twitched moreso,"Someone remind me to smite her later too."
"Hai Carnage-poppa!" Hysteria chimed in yet again.
Anarchy cleared her thought. Max leapt to her aid,"Ah the sound of someone in
need of large quantities of Sake," he said as he handed a bottle to her and one
to Tasuki. "I'd hand over the kareoke machine right now... but it's in the trunk
of the car that is arriving in 5...4...3...2..." there was a honk,"Bingo! As
Washuu likes to say."
Max hurried to the trunk and pulled out the rather massive kareoke machine.
Meanwhile Ami Kintaro passed out anti-noise earplugs. "The gift that keeps on
giving... the gift of song," said the Host smiling as he handed the machine
over,"Enjoy Anarchy-sama."
Another car pulled up... a black Pontiac Firebird, followed by the recently
repaired convertible of Haruka and Michiru... and of course Hotaru.
Dark Mayhem gestured with a finger and Chaos turned around just in time to see
her restrict the blood flow in his arm.
Michiru looked around,"Strange... Setsuna said she'd meet us here. Oh... there
she is." Everyone looked beyond a shubbery in the middle of the picnic area
clearing and saw Setsuna smiling and listening to ChibiUsa telling her about the
preparations that had to go into the picnic. The Fanboys looked at Max who
showed them a long list of bad crossover summaries. They subsided. Max put the
list away.
Desolation felt a presence and then somone sat down next to him. "Is this seat
taken, Handsome?" asked Ardice with a starry-eyed smile.
Haris looked at her Kiyone look alike for a sister,"Um... Ardice... he's a smite
magnet."
Ardice looked at him in shock,"But he's so... cute. I refuse to listen to your
stories!" And with that she glomped him.
Konei opted to join the Kawaii Tea Party-chan... pulling out her own kawaii
frilly apron with little kittens all over it.
Joy joined Anarchy and Tasuki at the sake and kareoke "section".
Charhon lead the Inner Senshi to a table only to have them vacate it in favor of
sitting near their favorite person... or dragging said favorite person to the
knew table.
Miyu and Larva arrived... and planted themselves on Carnage's other side from
Rei. Max brought over a peace treaty and with many and various compliments got
them to sign for the remainder of the picnic.
Astrala busied herself with replenishing the food from her many micronized -and
soon full size again- pieces of kitchen appliances. She even agreed to make the
weirder menu items for those who asked... like Havoc... provided they behaved.
So there was soon fresh -and strong- Hard Lemonade... a few flavors of Sake...
"normal" and fanboy foods...
Then maybe 30 minutes in 2 more people arrived. They were dressed entirely in
Purple -though it looked forced in the man's case. And Max smiled at them and
lead them to a table.
"Eterna and Confusion everybody. Friends of mine," Max announced.
Eterna walked over to Max,"Why did you have Confusion Shanghai me?"
Max blinked,"But I didn't."
Two girls suffering through the tea party suddenly stood up and rushed him off
to a table. Joy and Confusion soon joined that table's occupants.
Miss Insei took the opportunity to break away from Hysteria as well and
approached Max,"Hi... um... is there someplace... less... kawaii to sit?"
He smiled,"Come to my table," He walked past the table Haruka, Michiru, Charhon
and Margo had taken over. To where Setsuna was talking to Lady Kintaro and
ChibiUsa was asking Hope questions about magic. "Let's make Lady Insei feel at
home."
"Oh stop with the Lady stuff..." Jo and elbowed him good naturedly before taking
a seat next to Setsuna who asked her how she was adjusting to the differences
from her home to her new one.
Max walked on to Gerard and Konei to see if they were enjoying the tea party.
Konei was... Gerard was indifferent. It was Social... and he just wasn't good at
Social. Hysteria was of course having more fun than Souh-chan as Tamasuburo<sp>
served the tea.
Mr Sterling walked over to the future rulers of Crystal Tokyo quietly having a
more standard picnic on a blanket under the sun... unfortunately in time to
interrupt a kiss. He apologized and moved on. Most likely they resumed when he
vanished.
Carnage was still in one piece... as oddly enough Miyu and Rei were discussing
what they liked most about Carnage. Havoc was Yggdragsil Jacketed and being very
sweet and nice to a sighing Minako. At the same table Dark Mayhem wearing
something that looked like Entry Plug antennae on his head was feeding and being
feed by Ami Mizuno... the combustion held in check by the antennae... which was
forcing the combustions to happen in the oven to bake the cake Astrala was
working on. He chuckled at her use of all available resources... and
accomplishing the quasi-impossible in the process. Havoc-chan had recently
dragged charhon over to H&M and C&Ma's table to learn how females think... to
better steal panties from them of course. Pestilence and Makoto's table featured
Hotaru glomped onto Chaos as Desolation manufactured campfire stories... from
his own smite filled adventures. Ardice listened in rapture.
Marron Glaces occasionally cam in out of the surrounding woods to take food back
into them. Every time he had more... and new kisses all over him. The Pink
Haired and crazy host could only imagine what poor -?- Zelgadis was up to.
Sterling decided to NOT check on the kareoke singers... it was safer for his
hearing that way. They LOOKED happy anyway.
The Table Eterna was at was vacant and Max got alarmed... until he saw him
stumble out of the woods over there... and get dragged back in.
With it looking like everyone was happy Max joined his own table of happiness
and tranquility in progress.
=o==o==o==o==o==o=
How's that for boring? Eh EH!? MWAHAHAHA! You are beside yourselves with
dullness... aren't you ^o^
Thanks goes to Pesti-chan for giving me the idea. His Lordship Chaos for the
Fanboys! Universe... and not hurting me for messing with it from time to time...
of course fanficfic's don't harm continuity so I guess that's why they are
tolerated ^.~
Thanks also goes out to Greenbeans... I won't say why to avoid embarrassing
anyone -She knows what I'm talking about ^o^|/
Thanks goes to my nice and happily imaginary cast for agreeing to this again.
And thanks to Ruckus for taking that mission that kept her -sadly- and Riot
-good riddance- far away.
I thank in Advance Eterna for NOT hurting me for inflicting his fangirls on him.
I apologize to another friend who I was tempted to bring in... but she doesn't
need to be near those weird fanboys ^-^
Ego: Yeah you're leaps and bounds too weird as it is.
The next Omake is going to be Perseis dressed as
Presea/Pelcia/Pelsea/Precia/Pick-a-spelling with you taking Mokona's place in
the seen!
Ego: I'll be good!
.[Like hell you will... I say I smite the ever living tar out of him right now
before that little snot moves another inch.].
Easy Mock Dark Schneider we don't want no trouble.
Noh'ohki: Raoraor raor raor.
"Nice South Park quote?" thanks. Have a carrot.
Confusion: Could you hit that send button?
I was wondering where you'd gone *notices look in her eyes* *to readers* Help
me!!!
Confusion: You want me to help you hit it? Okay. *hits send*
Eldrick Tobin
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What is the question to the answer of 42?
Xellos: ^^ "Sore wa...himitsu desu!"
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