SPURT! SPURT!! SPURT!!!
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother? Who has
the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing you wished
they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now and
then I actually have something on topic to say.
AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
Miracle Whip.
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You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of the
mads, are you?
> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
late for school.
>Who
has
> the most stable breakfast diet?
Ami.
>and of course... what's the one thing you
wished
> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
@_@)
> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now
and
> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>
> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>
> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
> Miracle Whip.
*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
between them*
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Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>,
> to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>
>You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of the
>mads, are you?
No I was translating for it. Kinda like "Pika-pi... Kachu... Pi-chu!" Is Death
Reborn Revolution.
Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
>
>> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
>> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>
>Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
>most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
>late for school.
I resent your sleeping till lunchtime crack... it's what I do on the weekends...
and I just offset everything -because I am so important- to the first thing I
eat breakfast and then dinner becomes lunch and then I eat later something
tenatively called dinner.
Something wrong with this? HMMM! Or do I have to get Hysteria-cal on you?
>
>>Who
>has
>> the most stable breakfast diet?
>
>Ami.
And Makoto too I bet. Rei too probably... of course if it is "Breakfast" or not
for her Grandfather... is debateable... and more debateable if the "Big Busted
Anime Babes" marathon was on during the night or if he went to Planet Hentai.
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
Argh! I hit send too fast... finished a thought and confused that with finishing
a post!
>>and of course... what's the one thing you
>wished
>> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>
>Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
>that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
>@_@)
Which if they had a group breakfast would get interesting.
"So how do you taste?" asked of someone picking themselves flavor-wise.
And
"Hey try me!"
And the chaos that would erupt when they realized it wasn't like... hand
flavored... or decided to taste test.
I'd be there filming the event of course.
>
>> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now
>and
>> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>>
>> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>>
>> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
>> Miracle Whip.
>
>*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
>between them*
Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes arrive to
watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
Jumble: Dog pile!
<ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her? Well
there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me and
dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice cream.</ooc>
//Soon to finish numbering pages on Eternal Dragonlover and upload... then he'll
begin ICH 5: The Revenge.
/No Eldrick doesn't care if this makes unwanted hype for something that may not
even be finished by next Wednesday for the Grand Reposting.
J.D.
>
> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
Yes!!! What an absolutely great made you look!!
>
> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother? Who has
> the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing you wished
> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>
Usagi...Has to be junk. She doesn't eat healthy things. (Although for
some reason, in the DiC dubs, she preaches it like crazy in that Sailor
Sez part at the end...)
Sort of a Japanese Lucky Charms...Maybe Hentai Crunch...
(Tangent time)
Look...It's the Hentai Crunch dojin girl...Minako
<Cue Mini Havoc and Happosai>
Mina:You'll never get my Hentai Crunch...Powered with...La Blue Girls,
Red Queen Harukas, Green Haired Time Senshis, and yellow lemon
fanfics...part of a balanced breakfast.
<Havoc drops out of a tree>
Havoc: Got your Hentai Crunch...and Your panties.
Minako: Come back here!! Frosted Hentai Crunch...It's Cream Lemony
Ecchi!!!
(Done with the tangent.)
Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
Makoto: I don't know...but she would cook it, and I would want it, and
her if she's available.
Minako: Left over dinner from last night.
Haruka: Whatever Michiru cooks.
Michiru: Whatever Ruka-chan wants.
Setsuna: I don't want to know.
Hotaru: I flipped through Silent Saturn pics, so I'll not answer this.
Chibi-usa: Sugar...Lots and lots of sugar.
> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now and
> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>
> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>
> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
> Miracle Whip.
>
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> mads, are you?
>
> > what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>
> most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
> late for school.
>
> has
> > the most stable breakfast diet?
>
>
> >and of course... what's the one thing you
> wished
> > they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>
> that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
> @_@)
J.D. hands Ametrine check for 10 thousand dollars for the product
promotion. Courtesy of Just Desserts Productions, maker of fine hentai
foods. Senshi coffee and biscotti. Oh, by the way....there's a special
on Yaten biscotti on aisle 5.
>
> > Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now
> and
> > then I actually have something on topic to say.
> >
> > AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> >
> > Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
> > Miracle Whip.
>
> *Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> between them*
Ami covered in miracle whip?? Planning....a sandwich? ()_()
>
> -Eterna, the self-appointed Avatar of Confusion.
> *Arcadia* - where H-Eterna doesn't have to keep smiting the DN operations
> staff with her AT field to get posts to show up promptly.
>
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> "My guardian deity is the planet of silence... the soldier of
> death and rebirth... Sailor Saturn!"
> -Sailor Saturn's introduction speech
>
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>
> Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
WTF?!?!?! You missed the point of my using the DiC names in my story,
JD...I _hate_ the dub and its horrible names!
<calls> Reichan! Reichan, doko ni?
Dammit, now she's mad at me. See what you did!
Sailor Chibi Kamen, giving up on any shreds of sanity
"Lay your yens on the counter please"
-Siouxsie
BlueGrey
> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>
> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
Who has
> the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing
you wished
> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
Usagi: whatever she can grab, of course. Usually a piece of bread to
munch on on the way to school. Fortunately, her mother has long since
learned she will do this and packs her breakfast for her to eat as soon as
she gets the obvious munchies.
Ami: quite the stable breakfast. Varies, since variety is important, but
usually a fruit, some bread, e.g. a muffin, a glass of milk or fruit
juice, and occasionally some eggs. She reads the paper, btw.
Rei: typical japanese breakfast. After about an hour of light chores.
Lita: sometimes prepared the night beforehand, sometimes that morning. A
fairly elaborate affair. She drinks coffee instead of tea for this meal,
which usually includes croissants or other baked goods, balled, sliced or
otherwise prepared fruits, and eggs in one of about a hundred different
ways.
Mina: A hasty wolfing down of whatever's on the table, or a bowl of
cereal(Hentai Crunch! LOL!) if there's nothing there. Or sometimes
she'll skip it entirely, although she knows better.
What I wished they had for breakfast:
Usagi: <sploosh>, on Mondays
Ami: <sploosh>, on Tuesdays
Rei: <sploosh>, on Wednesdays
Lita: <sploosh>, on Thursdays
Mina: <sploosh>, on Fridays
(YUU SAKAGAMI SAYS: "Aah... now that's the way to wake up!")
> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
now and
> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>
> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>
> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
> Miracle Whip.
The Miracle Whip... sounds like something ~sarah might use...
> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
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BlueGrey
general_...@yahoo.com
dev...@swbell.net wrote:
> general_...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>,
> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> > > My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
> >
the
> > mads, are you?
> >
of... but
> > > what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
> >
> > most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
> > late for school.
> >
> > has
> > > the most stable breakfast diet?
> >
> >
> > >and of course... what's the one thing you
> > wished
> > > they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
> >
> > that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
> > @_@)
>
> J.D. hands Ametrine check for 10 thousand dollars for the product
> promotion. Courtesy of Just Desserts Productions, maker of fine hentai
> foods. Senshi coffee and biscotti. Oh, by the way....there's a special
> on Yaten biscotti on aisle 5.
Just as Ametrine is about to take the check, Eterna knocks his hand away
with a Large Hammer (the fabled Large Hammer, Mk. I, if you're interested).
"My product endorsement! Mine, mine, mine!"
I'm just using my general_ametrine address right now because I've decided
that Xoom's mail system sucks. (Though even with the outages I think the
web serving is still better than Geocities.)
Now, about these Yaten biscottis ... are those anime Yaten or manga Yaten?
> >
> > > Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
now
> > and
> > > then I actually have something on topic to say.
> > >
> > > AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> > >
> > > Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched
in
> > > Miracle Whip.
> >
> > *Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> > between them*
>
> Ami covered in miracle whip?? Planning....a sandwich? ()_()
[No...]
-Eterna, whose sig is at home on his real computer.
"Humanity has no time left."
-Ikari Gendou
general_...@yahoo.com
dev...@swbell.net wrote:
> Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion wrote:
> >
> > My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>
Hrrmph. I would have looked anyway. And I still say that Eldrick must be one
of the mads in disguise.
> > I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of...
but
> > what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
Who has
> > the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing you
wished
> > they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
> >
> Usagi...Has to be junk. She doesn't eat healthy things. (Although for
> some reason, in the DiC dubs, she preaches it like crazy in that Sailor
> Sez part at the end...)
Except on school days, when she can often be seen running down the street
with a piece of toast hanging from her mouth. Mina's done that once or
twice too.
> Sort of a Japanese Lucky Charms...
Hey! You leave Lucky Charms out of this! That's what I eat when I actually
have breakfast.
>Maybe Hentai Crunch...
... I'm listening...
> (Tangent time)
> Look...It's the Hentai Crunch dojin girl...Minako
> <Cue Mini Havoc and Happosai>
> Mina:You'll never get my Hentai Crunch...Powered with...La Blue Girls,
> Red Queen Harukas, Green Haired Time Senshis, and yellow lemon
> fanfics...part of a balanced breakfast.
> <Havoc drops out of a tree>
> Havoc: Got your Hentai Crunch...and Your panties.
> Minako: Come back here!! Frosted Hentai Crunch...It's Cream Lemony
> Ecchi!!!
I want some!
[Asrial: Come get some.]
> (Done with the tangent.)
>
> Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
*A nerf brick baps JD on the head. Nerf brick is labeled "This nerf brick
sent your way as a gift to Sailor Chibi Kamen"*
What is a traditional Japaneese breakfast, anyway?
> Makoto: I don't know...but she would cook it, and I would want it, and
> her if she's available.
> Minako: Left over dinner from last night.
Or toast at a run if she's in a hurry...
> Haruka: Whatever Michiru cooks.
> Michiru: Whatever Ruka-chan wants.
Presumably Michiru knows what Haruka wants, because otherwise that would
take quite a while to figure out...
*Reads above sentence* *Thinks about it*
*Breathes in* ECCHI!!!!
> Setsuna: I don't want to know.
She can time travel. She eats whatever she wants. Breakfast with Haruka
and Michiru probably isn't an uncommon event.
> Hotaru: I flipped through Silent Saturn pics, so I'll not answer this.
*Doesn't remember anything about food in SS, so is going to carefully ignore
that response - except for the sig*
Hotaru probably has whatever Haruka and Michiru do - after all, she's living
with them.
> Chibi-usa: Sugar...Lots and lots of sugar.
Where does Minako get all that energy? She drinks Coke III - Diet Coke with
sugar added! (Yeah, I know, it doesn't have anything to do with breakfast.
But this reminded me of it.)
As for Chibi-usa's breakfast, how could you forget Rini saying "I want
pancakes!" Not that she always gets pancakes, but they are her favorite.
(For a few days after I saw that episode, I would go around saying "I want
pancakes" in my best -not very good in other words- Rini voice. Even when
I didn't want pancakes.)
-Eterna. Sig will not be in.
"DEATH... REBORN... REVOLUTION!"
general_...@yahoo.com
to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
that...
>
the
> >mads, are you?
>
> Reborn Revolution.
I didn't know that Pikachu could do a DRR. Or is he just saying the words?
> Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
> difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
Eldrick, the fact that you have a mayonaise bottle that can talk at all
marks you as one of the mads.
> >
> >> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of...
but
> >> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
> >
> >Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
> >most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
> >late for school.
>
> I resent your sleeping till lunchtime crack... it's what I do on the
weekends...
I do it too. That's why I can bring it up. And Usagi actually has been seen
sleeping until noon on weekends. So it's not a crack.
> and I just offset everything -because I am so important- to the first thing I
> eat breakfast and then dinner becomes lunch and then I eat later something
> tenatively called dinner.
Can't do that where I live. But I don't need as much to eat when I spend more
time asleep. (And if I am more hungry, I just eat two lunch-items.)
> Something wrong with this? HMMM! Or do I have to get Hysteria-cal on you?
*Pulls out the bic pen* Intact Bic Pen, take me home!
> >
> >>Who
> >has
> >> the most stable breakfast diet?
> >
> >Ami.
>
> And Makoto too I bet.
Well, that depends on how you define stable. I think Makoto's breakfasts
probably have a lot of variety, while Ami eats pretty much the same thing
every day.
>Rei too probably... of course if it is "Breakfast" or
not
> for her Grandfather... is debateable... and more debateable if the "Big Busted
> Anime Babes" marathon was on during the night or if he went to Planet Hentai.
*Prefers not to think about Rei's grandfather in that sense... even if it
is accurate*
*And no, I don't care which sense you meant it in*
[inserting Eldrick's next post on the subject]
> >>and of course... what's the one thing you
> >wished
> >> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
> >
> >Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
> >that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
> >@_@)
>
> Which if they had a group breakfast would get interesting.
It really doesn't make sense. I just pulled something out of midair.
Food can be hentai, of course, but eating breakfast in the traditional
sense of the word - how can the food make this interesting?
> "So how do you taste?" asked of someone picking themselves flavor-wise.
>
> And
>
> "Hey try me!"
>
> And the chaos that would erupt when they realized it wasn't like... hand
> flavored... or decided to taste test.
Makoto: *Munch munch* Minako, you know this really doesn't taste like you
at all. *Hands biscotti to Minako*
Minako: *Munch munch* You know, you're right.
Rei: *Leans over, sniffs Makoto's coffee* It's probably because you've been
dunking it in Usagi coffee.
Makoto: *Blush*
Usagi: Let me try that. *Recieves biscotti from Minako* *Munch munch*Mmmm...
*Munch munch* *Munch munch* That was pretty good.
Makoto: Usagi! You ate all of my biscotti!
Usagi: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Want some more?
Makoto: */Blush/* Um...
Minako: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Not without me!
Makoto: *BLUSH* Um...
*The three are under the table within seconds*
Ami: *Blush* You know, that kind of looks like fun. *Squeezes up to Rei*
Rei: */Blush/* Um...
*The two are under the table within seconds*
> I'd be there filming the event of course.
I want a copy. *_*
> >
> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now
> >and
> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
> >>
> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> >>
> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched
in
> >> Miracle Whip.
> >
> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> >between them*
>
> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
>
> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes arrive
to
> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
>
> Jumble: Dog pile!
>
> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
Well
> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
and
> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
>
> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
cream.</ooc>
[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
> //Soon to finish numbering pages on Eternal Dragonlover and upload... then
he'll
> begin ICH 5: The Revenge.
> /No Eldrick doesn't care if this makes unwanted hype for something that may
not
> even be finished by next Wednesday for the Grand Reposting.
So you don't want a publicity machine?
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> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
This sounds like a publicity machine to me...
-Eterna, the self-appointed Avatar of Confusion.
*Arcadia* - where H-Eterna doesn't have to keep smiting the DN operations
staff with her AT field to get posts to show up promptly.
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-Sailor Saturn's introduction speech
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Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>In article <36bd0ce1....@192.168.0.1>,
> to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
>> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
>that...
>>
>> >In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>,
>> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> >> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>> >
>> >You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of
>the
>> >mads, are you?
>>
>> No I was translating for it. Kinda like "Pika-pi... Kachu... Pi-chu!" Is Death
>> Reborn Revolution.
>
>I didn't know that Pikachu could do a DRR. Or is he just saying the words?
Just the words :P
>
>> Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
>> difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
>
>Eldrick, the fact that you have a mayonaise bottle that can talk at all
>marks you as one of the mads.
What the hell is a "mad"?
>
>> >
>> >> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of...
>but
>> >> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>> >
>> >Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
>> >most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
>> >late for school.
>>
>> I resent your sleeping till lunchtime crack... it's what I do on the
>weekends...
>
>I do it too. That's why I can bring it up. And Usagi actually has been seen
>sleeping until noon on weekends. So it's not a crack.
:P It's still a crack.
>
>> and I just offset everything -because I am so important- to the first thing I
>> eat breakfast and then dinner becomes lunch and then I eat later something
>> tenatively called dinner.
>
>Can't do that where I live. But I don't need as much to eat when I spend more
>time asleep. (And if I am more hungry, I just eat two lunch-items.)
nodnod.
>
>> Something wrong with this? HMMM! Or do I have to get Hysteria-cal on you?
>
>*Pulls out the bic pen* Intact Bic Pen, take me home!
*mutters*
>
>> >
>> >>Who
>> >has
>> >> the most stable breakfast diet?
>> >
>> >Ami.
>>
>> And Makoto too I bet.
>
>Well, that depends on how you define stable. I think Makoto's breakfasts
>probably have a lot of variety, while Ami eats pretty much the same thing
>every day.
gomen... I consider a stable breakfast actually eating breakfast. Something I
don't do too often.
>
>>Rei too probably... of course if it is "Breakfast" or
>not
>> for her Grandfather... is debateable... and more debateable if the "Big Busted
>> Anime Babes" marathon was on during the night or if he went to Planet Hentai.
>
>*Prefers not to think about Rei's grandfather in that sense... even if it
>is accurate*
hehehehehe I'll warp your mind yet!
>
>*And no, I don't care which sense you meant it in*
>
>[inserting Eldrick's next post on the subject]
>> >>and of course... what's the one thing you
>> >wished
>> >> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>> >
>> >Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
>> >that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
>> >@_@)
>>
>> Which if they had a group breakfast would get interesting.
>
>It really doesn't make sense. I just pulled something out of midair.
>Food can be hentai, of course, but eating breakfast in the traditional
>sense of the word - how can the food make this interesting?
They are flavored after each of them... see below...
>
>> "So how do you taste?" asked of someone picking themselves flavor-wise.
>>
>> And
>>
>> "Hey try me!"
>>
>> And the chaos that would erupt when they realized it wasn't like... hand
>> flavored... or decided to taste test.
>
>Makoto: *Munch munch* Minako, you know this really doesn't taste like you
>at all. *Hands biscotti to Minako*
>
>Minako: *Munch munch* You know, you're right.
>
>Rei: *Leans over, sniffs Makoto's coffee* It's probably because you've been
>dunking it in Usagi coffee.
>
>Makoto: *Blush*
>
>Usagi: Let me try that. *Recieves biscotti from Minako* *Munch munch*Mmmm...
>*Munch munch* *Munch munch* That was pretty good.
>
>Makoto: Usagi! You ate all of my biscotti!
>
>Usagi: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Want some more?
>
>Makoto: */Blush/* Um...
>
>Minako: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Not without me!
>
>Makoto: *BLUSH* Um...
>
>*The three are under the table within seconds*
>
>Ami: *Blush* You know, that kind of looks like fun. *Squeezes up to Rei*
>
>Rei: */Blush/* Um...
>
>*The two are under the table within seconds*
Now you see the picture!
>
>> I'd be there filming the event of course.
>
>I want a copy. *_*
50 bucks... it's an 8 hour event.
>
>> >
>> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every now
>> >and
>> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>> >>
>> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>> >>
>> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched
>in
>> >> Miracle Whip.
>> >
>> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
>> >between them*
>>
>> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
>
>[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
*squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her clothes
and into a tonguebath*
Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
>
>> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
>>
>> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes arrive
>to
>> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
>>
>> Jumble: Dog pile!
>>
>> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
>Well
>> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
>> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
>and
>> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
>>
>> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
>cream.</ooc>
>
>[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
>RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami... just
like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
>
>> //Soon to finish numbering pages on Eternal Dragonlover and upload... then
>he'll
>> begin ICH 5: The Revenge.
>> /No Eldrick doesn't care if this makes unwanted hype for something that may
>not
>> even be finished by next Wednesday for the Grand Reposting.
>
>So you don't want a publicity machine?
Explain.
>
>> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
>> --
>> remove NoSpam to reply.
>> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
>> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
>
>This sounds like a publicity machine to me...
Yes I am hyping it... but as it is one of my most ambitious pieces I want to
trimuph or fail absolutely.
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>As for Chibi-usa's breakfast, how could you forget Rini saying "I want
>pancakes!" Not that she always gets pancakes, but they are her favorite.
>
>(For a few days after I saw that episode, I would go around saying "I want
>pancakes" in my best -not very good in other words- Rini voice. Even when
>I didn't want pancakes.)
Kawaii!!!Kawaii!!!Kawaii!!!Kawaii!!!Kawaii!!!Kawaii!!!!!!!!
Did you get the pancakes?!? Were they fluffy and lightly browned and nummy?
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
that...
>(Tangent time)
>Look...It's the Hentai Crunch dojin girl...Minako
><Cue Mini Havoc and Happosai>
>Mina:You'll never get my Hentai Crunch...Powered with...La Blue Girls,
>Red Queen Harukas, Green Haired Time Senshis, and yellow lemon
>fanfics...part of a balanced breakfast.
><Havoc drops out of a tree>
>Havoc: Got your Hentai Crunch...and Your panties.
>Minako: Come back here!! Frosted Hentai Crunch...It's Cream Lemony
>Ecchi!!!
>
>(Done with the tangent.)
Wierd tangent... I assume Minako is supposed to make sense right there at the
end? Wait... this is a commercial... ARGH... can't understand commercials...
product never... meets... advertisement... brain swelling... pain!!!
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
that...
>In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>, to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>
>> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>>
>> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of... but
>> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>Who has
>> the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing
>you wished
>> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>
>Usagi: whatever she can grab, of course. Usually a piece of bread to
>munch on on the way to school. Fortunately, her mother has long since
>learned she will do this and packs her breakfast for her to eat as soon as
>she gets the obvious munchies.
Devilish on the part of her mother that...
>
>Ami: quite the stable breakfast. Varies, since variety is important, but
>usually a fruit, some bread, e.g. a muffin, a glass of milk or fruit
>juice, and occasionally some eggs. She reads the paper, btw.
Of course... and she checks the info on a second paper.
>
>Rei: typical japanese breakfast. After about an hour of light chores.
I was wondering some of the wierd <eg> things they do in Tenchi Muyo. Goesd out
to the field... then has breakfast...
HOLY SMITING CARROTS BATMAN! I do that... I don't eat till like 10am... after
having worked for a little while o.0
freaky. And here I thought I was more drab American than that. Not that I do
anything beautifying to a shrine or tend the carrot fields...
>
>Lita: sometimes prepared the night beforehand, sometimes that morning. A
>fairly elaborate affair. She drinks coffee instead of tea for this meal,
>which usually includes croissants or other baked goods, balled, sliced or
>otherwise prepared fruits, and eggs in one of about a hundred different
>ways.
And fortunately she's an Anime Girl... or else she'd love to cook for friends...
and hit McDonalds for herself.
I've had a friend like that... if they were alone... it's take out... if guests
it's lavish dinner for 6 -even if only 3 show up-
>
>Mina: A hasty wolfing down of whatever's on the table, or a bowl of
>cereal(Hentai Crunch! LOL!) if there's nothing there. Or sometimes
>she'll skip it entirely, although she knows better.
And she'd destroy the advice she was giving herself too.
>
>What I wished they had for breakfast:
>
>Usagi: <sploosh>, on Mondays
>Ami: <sploosh>, on Tuesdays
>Rei: <sploosh>, on Wednesdays
>Lita: <sploosh>, on Thursdays
>Mina: <sploosh>, on Fridays
And the weekends... Group <sploosh> ?
>
>(YUU SAKAGAMI SAYS: "Aah... now that's the way to wake up!")
>
>> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
>now and
>> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>>
>> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>>
>> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
>> Miracle Whip.
>
>The Miracle Whip... sounds like something ~sarah might use...
Now now. It's not that kind of whip... even if it is tangy.
>
>> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
>> --
>> remove NoSpam to reply.
>> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
>> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
>
>BlueGrey
general_...@yahoo.com
to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
that...
>
> >In article <36bd0ce1....@192.168.0.1>,
> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> >> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
> >> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
> >that...
> >>
> >> >In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>,
> >> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> >> >> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
> >> >
> >> >You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of
> >the
> >> >mads, are you?
> >>
> >> No I was translating for it. Kinda like "Pika-pi... Kachu... Pi-chu!" Is
Death
> >> Reborn Revolution.
> >
> >I didn't know that Pikachu could do a DRR. Or is he just saying the words?
>
> Just the words :P
Well, that's a relief. Three is more than enough.
> >
> >> Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
> >> difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
> >
> >Eldrick, the fact that you have a mayonaise bottle that can talk at all
> >marks you as one of the mads.
>
> What the hell is a "mad"?
A member of the Mad Scientist Otaku Cabal. That mayonaise bottle obviously
has had a daimon seed implanted in it to allow it to talk. And who but a mad
would have access to those? Or to put it another way:
1: Eldrick has talking mayo bottle.
2: Talking mayo bottle requires a daimon seed.
3: Only mads can get daimon seeds.
4: Therefore, Eldrick is a mad. (Or as we like to say, "one of the mads.")
(Was there a point to that? No.)
> >
> >> >
> >> >> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought
of...
> >but
> >> >> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
> >> >
> >> >Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
> >> >most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
> >> >late for school.
> >>
> >> I resent your sleeping till lunchtime crack... it's what I do on the
> >weekends...
> >
> >I do it too. That's why I can bring it up. And Usagi actually has been seen
> >sleeping until noon on weekends. So it's not a crack.
>
> :P It's still a crack.
Okay, so it's still a crack. But it's a crack at me too, so it's okay if I
make it. Nyah.
> >
> >> and I just offset everything -because I am so important- to the first thing
I
> >> eat breakfast and then dinner becomes lunch and then I eat later something
> >> tenatively called dinner.
> >
> >Can't do that where I live. But I don't need as much to eat when I spend more
> >time asleep. (And if I am more hungry, I just eat two lunch-items.)
>
> nodnod.
>
> >
> >> Something wrong with this? HMMM! Or do I have to get Hysteria-cal on you?
> >
> >*Pulls out the bic pen* Intact Bic Pen, take me home!
>
> *mutters*
*Refering to anyone in HysteriaMode* Kowai!!!
> >
> >> >
> >> >>Who
> >> >has
> >> >> the most stable breakfast diet?
> >> >
> >> >Ami.
> >>
> >> And Makoto too I bet.
> >
> >Well, that depends on how you define stable. I think Makoto's breakfasts
> >probably have a lot of variety, while Ami eats pretty much the same thing
> >every day.
>
> gomen... I consider a stable breakfast actually eating breakfast. Something I
> don't do too often.
I think Ami's pretty stable that way too.
> >
> >>Rei too probably... of course if it is "Breakfast" or
> >not
> >> for her Grandfather... is debateable... and more debateable if the "Big
Busted
> >> Anime Babes" marathon was on during the night or if he went to Planet
Hentai.
> >
> >*Prefers not to think about Rei's grandfather in that sense... even if it
> >is accurate*
>
> hehehehehe I'll warp your mind yet!
Nyah.
> >
> >*And no, I don't care which sense you meant it in*
> >
> >[inserting Eldrick's next post on the subject]
> >> >>and of course... what's the one thing you
> >> >wished
> >> >> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai
aspect)
> >> >
> >> >Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
> >> >that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
> >> >@_@)
> >>
> >> Which if they had a group breakfast would get interesting.
> >
> >It really doesn't make sense. I just pulled something out of midair.
> >Food can be hentai, of course, but eating breakfast in the traditional
> >sense of the word - how can the food make this interesting?
>
> They are flavored after each of them... see below...
Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis are not exactly normal food. I am
talking about normal food.
> >
> >> "So how do you taste?" asked of someone picking themselves flavor-wise.
> >>
> >> And
> >>
> >> "Hey try me!"
> >>
> >> And the chaos that would erupt when they realized it wasn't like... hand
> >> flavored... or decided to taste test.
> >
> >Makoto: *Munch munch* Minako, you know this really doesn't taste like you
> >at all. *Hands biscotti to Minako*
> >
> >Minako: *Munch munch* You know, you're right.
> >
> >Rei: *Leans over, sniffs Makoto's coffee* It's probably because you've been
> >dunking it in Usagi coffee.
> >
> >Makoto: *Blush*
> >
> >Usagi: Let me try that. *Recieves biscotti from Minako* *Munch munch*Mmmm...
> >*Munch munch* *Munch munch* That was pretty good.
> >
> >Makoto: Usagi! You ate all of my biscotti!
> >
> >Usagi: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Want some more?
> >
> >Makoto: */Blush/* Um...
> >
> >Minako: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Not without me!
> >
> >Makoto: *BLUSH* Um...
> >
> >*The three are under the table within seconds*
> >
> >Ami: *Blush* You know, that kind of looks like fun. *Squeezes up to Rei*
> >
> >Rei: */Blush/* Um...
> >
> >*The two are under the table within seconds*
>
> Now you see the picture!
*Is ignoring Eldrick in favor of what's happening under the table*
> >
> >> I'd be there filming the event of course.
> >
> >I want a copy. *_*
>
> 50 bucks... it's an 8 hour event.
:P
> >
> >> >
> >> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
now
> >> >and
> >> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
> >> >>
> >> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> >> >>
> >> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be
drenched
> >in
> >> >> Miracle Whip.
> >> >
> >> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> >> >between them*
> >>
> >> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
> >
> >[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
>
> Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
>
> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
clothes
> and into a tonguebath*
>
> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
now anyway.]
> >
> >> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
> >>
> >> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes
arrive
> >to
> >> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
> >>
> >> Jumble: Dog pile!
> >>
> >> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
> >Well
> >> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
> >> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
> >and
> >> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
> >>
> >> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
> >cream.</ooc>
> >
> >[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
> >RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
>
> I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami... just
> like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she? Just like, when
you say Rei here, people aren't going to just think Rei Ayanami.
> >
> >> //Soon to finish numbering pages on Eternal Dragonlover and upload... then
> >he'll
> >> begin ICH 5: The Revenge.
> >> /No Eldrick doesn't care if this makes unwanted hype for something that may
> >not
> >> even be finished by next Wednesday for the Grand Reposting.
> >
> >So you don't want a publicity machine?
>
> Explain.
Trailers. Criers on street corners. Subliminal messagings. Something that
makes sense instead of the three things I've named. Publicity.
> >
> >> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
> >> --
> >> remove NoSpam to reply.
> >> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
> >> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
> >
> >This sounds like a publicity machine to me...
>
> Yes I am hyping it... but as it is one of my most ambitious pieces I want to
> trimuph or fail absolutely.
Which one is that referring to anyway? ICH5 or ED?
J.D.
>
> In article <36BA2D78...@postoffice.swbell.net>,
> dev...@swbell.net wrote:
> > general_...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > >
> > > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
> > > > My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
> > >
> > > You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of
> the
> > > mads, are you?
> > >
> of... but
> > > > what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
> > >
> > > Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
> > > most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
> > > late for school.
> > >
> > > has
> > > > the most stable breakfast diet?
> > >
> > > Ami.
> > >
> > > wished
> > > > they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
> > >
> > > Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
> > > that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
> > > @_@)
> >
> > promotion. Courtesy of Just Desserts Productions, maker of fine hentai
> > foods. Senshi coffee and biscotti. Oh, by the way....there's a special
> > on Yaten biscotti on aisle 5.
>
> Just as Ametrine is about to take the check, Eterna knocks his hand away
> with a Large Hammer (the fabled Large Hammer, Mk. I, if you're interested).
> "My product endorsement! Mine, mine, mine!"
>
> I'm just using my general_ametrine address right now because I've decided
> that Xoom's mail system sucks. (Though even with the outages I think the
> web serving is still better than Geocities.)
>
> Now, about these Yaten biscottis ... are those anime Yaten or manga Yaten?
Message from Just Desserts Production Research & Development:
In order to save time, we used anime Yaten. However, we were not
informed that the manga Yaten would have a different flavor. Any
information you could give would be much appreciated. As Just Desserts
Production, we are here to serve our otaku.
Please feel free to use the coupon good for an Otaku MegaBreakfast
containing a 30-oz box of Hentai Crunch, Senshi Flavored Instant Coffee
(regular and starlight), Senshi Flavored Biscotti (now with Chibi-usa
flavor!) (regular and starlight), and a sample of Rei-flavored bubble
gum.
Just Desserts Production...Makers of fine Otaku Foods.
>
> > >
> > > > Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
> now
> > > and
> > > > then I actually have something on topic to say.
> > > >
> > > > AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> > > >
> > > > Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched
> in
> > > > Miracle Whip.
> > >
> > > *Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> > > between them*
> >
> > Ami covered in miracle whip?? Planning....a sandwich? ()_()
>
> [No...]
Oh...that was my idea...I figured I'd use the two blonde senshis as the
bread...and maybe setsuna, so I could have some greens in my
sandwich....
>
> -Eterna, whose sig is at home on his real computer.
>
> "Humanity has no time left."
> -Ikari Gendou
>
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--
J.D.
>
> J.D. wrote:
>
> >
> > Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
>
> JD...I _hate_ the dub and its horrible names!
> <calls> Reichan! Reichan, doko ni?
J.D. no baka. <Kicks Roc. Kicks Griffon. Kicks Pikachu.>
>
> Dammit, now she's mad at me. See what you did!
I'm sure you can come up with an apology.
>
> Sailor Chibi Kamen, giving up on any shreds of sanity
You mean you still have some? Can I have the shreds, if you're not using
them?
>
> "Lay your yens on the counter please"
> -Siouxsie
--
J.D.
J.D.
>
> In article <36BA2CA3...@postoffice.swbell.net>,
> dev...@swbell.net wrote:
> > >
> > > My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
> >
>
> Hrrmph. I would have looked anyway. And I still say that Eldrick must be one
> of the mads in disguise.
I would have too. I agree, he is one of the mads.
>
> > > I just thought of something which someone else might already thought of...
> but
> > > what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
> Who has
> > > the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing you
> wished
> > > they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
> > >
> > Usagi...Has to be junk. She doesn't eat healthy things. (Although for
> > some reason, in the DiC dubs, she preaches it like crazy in that Sailor
> > Sez part at the end...)
>
> Except on school days, when she can often be seen running down the street
> with a piece of toast hanging from her mouth. Mina's done that once or
> twice too.
>
> > Sort of a Japanese Lucky Charms...
>
> Hey! You leave Lucky Charms out of this! That's what I eat when I actually
> have breakfast.
>
> >Maybe Hentai Crunch...
>
> ... I'm listening...
>
> > (Tangent time)
> > Look...It's the Hentai Crunch dojin girl...Minako
> > <Cue Mini Havoc and Happosai>
> > Mina:You'll never get my Hentai Crunch...Powered with...La Blue Girls,
> > Red Queen Harukas, Green Haired Time Senshis, and yellow lemon
> > fanfics...part of a balanced breakfast.
> > <Havoc drops out of a tree>
> > Havoc: Got your Hentai Crunch...and Your panties.
> > Minako: Come back here!! Frosted Hentai Crunch...It's Cream Lemony
> > Ecchi!!!
>
> I want some!
It's now available as part of the Just Desserts Product line.
>
> [Asrial: Come get some.]
>
> > (Done with the tangent.)
> >
> > Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
>
> *A nerf brick baps JD on the head. Nerf brick is labeled "This nerf brick
> sent your way as a gift to Sailor Chibi Kamen"*
Picks up nerf brick...Darn...it won't fit in my phalli gun. Decides to
get him back by chucking a NERV brick at him.
>
> What is a traditional Japaneese breakfast, anyway?
>
> > Makoto: I don't know...but she would cook it, and I would want it, and
> > her if she's available.
> > Minako: Left over dinner from last night.
>
> Or toast at a run if she's in a hurry...
>
> > Haruka: Whatever Michiru cooks.
> > Michiru: Whatever Ruka-chan wants.
>
> Presumably Michiru knows what Haruka wants, because otherwise that would
> take quite a while to figure out...
I picture the scene like this...
Michiru: What do you want for breakfast?
Haruka: Whatever.
Michiru: How bout Okonomiyaki <hope I spelled that right.>?
Haruka: Fine.
>
> *Reads above sentence* *Thinks about it*
>
> *Breathes in* ECCHI!!!!
>
> > Setsuna: I don't want to know.
>
> She can time travel. She eats whatever she wants. Breakfast with Haruka
> and Michiru probably isn't an uncommon event.
>
> > Hotaru: I flipped through Silent Saturn pics, so I'll not answer this.
>
> *Doesn't remember anything about food in SS, so is going to carefully ignore
> that response - except for the sig*
>
> Hotaru probably has whatever Haruka and Michiru do - after all, she's living
> with them.
>
> > Chibi-usa: Sugar...Lots and lots of sugar.
>
> Where does Minako get all that energy? She drinks Coke III - Diet Coke with
> sugar added! (Yeah, I know, it doesn't have anything to do with breakfast.
> But this reminded me of it.)
>
> As for Chibi-usa's breakfast, how could you forget Rini saying "I want
> pancakes!" Not that she always gets pancakes, but they are her favorite.
>
> (For a few days after I saw that episode, I would go around saying "I want
> pancakes" in my best -not very good in other words- Rini voice. Even when
> I didn't want pancakes.)
>
> -Eterna. Sig will not be in.
>
> "DEATH... REBORN... REVOLUTION!"
>
> -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
> http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
--
J.D.
>
> <dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
> that...
>
> >Look...It's the Hentai Crunch dojin girl...Minako
> ><Cue Mini Havoc and Happosai>
> >Mina:You'll never get my Hentai Crunch...Powered with...La Blue Girls,
> >Red Queen Harukas, Green Haired Time Senshis, and yellow lemon
> >fanfics...part of a balanced breakfast.
> ><Havoc drops out of a tree>
> >Havoc: Got your Hentai Crunch...and Your panties.
> >Minako: Come back here!! Frosted Hentai Crunch...It's Cream Lemony
> >Ecchi!!!
> >
>
> Wierd tangent... I assume Minako is supposed to make sense right there at the
> end?
I should have used Makoto. That way, if I something didn't sound all
that cohesive, I could have blamed it on her inability to quote
anything.
Wait... this is a commercial... ARGH... can't understand commercials...
> product never... meets... advertisement... brain swelling... pain!!!
No way...this product has recieved the Good Happosai Seal of
Approval...Just Desserts Productions stands for quality.
>
> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
> --
> remove NoSpam to reply.
> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
--
general_...@yahoo.com
dev...@swbell.net wrote:
[snip]
> > > Rei (or Raye for Kas): Traditional japanese breakfast.
> >
> > *A nerf brick baps JD on the head. Nerf brick is labeled "This nerf brick
> > sent your way as a gift to Sailor Chibi Kamen"*
>
> Picks up nerf brick...Darn...it won't fit in my phalli gun. Decides to
> get him back by chucking a NERV brick at him.
<In one of those anime freeze-action things that allows stuff to happen
without events actually progressing...>
Um... er... WHAAAAAATTTTTTT?
[A NERV brick? What'a a NERV brick? I didn't see anything made of bricks.
You aren't tossing the entire geofront at me, are you? Even just an EVA
is pretty heavy.]
> >
> > What is a traditional Japaneese breakfast, anyway?
> >
> > > Makoto: I don't know...but she would cook it, and I would want it, and
> > > her if she's available.
> > > Minako: Left over dinner from last night.
> >
> > Or toast at a run if she's in a hurry...
> >
> > > Haruka: Whatever Michiru cooks.
> > > Michiru: Whatever Ruka-chan wants.
> >
> > Presumably Michiru knows what Haruka wants, because otherwise that would
> > take quite a while to figure out...
>
> I picture the scene like this...
> Michiru: What do you want for breakfast?
> Haruka: Whatever.
> Michiru: How bout Okonomiyaki <hope I spelled that right.>?
> Haruka: Fine.
I just don't see it happening that way. Anyway, ... Michiru knows what Haruka
wants.
> >
> > *Reads above sentence* *Thinks about it*
> >
> > *Breathes in* ECCHI!!!!
[snip of stuff that wasn't responded to]
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general_...@yahoo.com
dev...@swbell.net wrote:
[snip]
> > Now, about these Yaten biscottis ... are those anime Yaten or manga Yaten?
>
> Message from Just Desserts Production Research & Development:
>
> In order to save time, we used anime Yaten. However, we were not
> informed that the manga Yaten would have a different flavor. Any
> information you could give would be much appreciated. As Just Desserts
> Production, we are here to serve our otaku.
Well, since the anime starlights switch from male to female, while the
manga starlights are always female, you would expect some differences.
> Please feel free to use the coupon good for an Otaku MegaBreakfast
> containing a 30-oz box of Hentai Crunch, Senshi Flavored Instant Coffee
> (regular and starlight), Senshi Flavored Biscotti (now with Chibi-usa
> flavor!) (regular and starlight), and a sample of Rei-flavored bubble
> gum.
>
> Just Desserts Production...Makers of fine Otaku Foods.
[snip of rest]
Chaz126549
general_...@yahoo.com moaned...
>I'm just using my general_ametrine address right now because I've decided
>that Xoom's mail system sucks. (Though even with the outages I think the
>web serving is still better than Geocities.)
Wanna know my .02? Well, too bad! I'm gonna tell ya anyway!
Methinks ya canna get much better than Tripod when it comes to web serving,
with only two things I can complain about.
1. Popup windows - But if you pay $3US, those go poof.
2. They're part of the Lycos-network Empire that's building up. But so is
Webmonkey, and I refuse to quit learning HTML from them, so I might as well use
Tripod while I'm at it. ^_^
Now, for mail, I recomend using netaddress.com. There, you get a spiffy
@usa.net addy, ya get free fowarding [which too many other places charge for
[grumble]], and it get's the Chazzie-chan stamp of approval.
Now, I'm pritty sure that ya aren't gonna change jes 'cause of that, but I felt
like saying it anyway. :P
-----<<end message>>-----
---<<start .sig file>>---
Chaz ICQ# 17243104
Demonic Caretaker of the HOHG
Ex- Lt.Commander of the Old LSPR
AHSM Website- http://come.to/AHSM
*Arcadia*
J.D.
>
> In article <36BB8A65...@postoffice.swbell.net>,
> dev...@swbell.net wrote:
> [snip]
> > > Now, about these Yaten biscottis ... are those anime Yaten or manga Yaten?
> >
> > Message from Just Desserts Production Research & Development:
> >
> > In order to save time, we used anime Yaten. However, we were not
> > informed that the manga Yaten would have a different flavor. Any
> > information you could give would be much appreciated. As Just Desserts
> > Production, we are here to serve our otaku.
>
> Well, since the anime starlights switch from male to female, while the
> manga starlights are always female, you would expect some differences.
From the Just Desserts Advertising Department:
We feel at Just Desserts that the senshi, as defenders of justice and
right, have an professional responsibility to keep themselves clean. We
feel that this extends to all parts of the senshi. Therefore, as long as
the senshi is clean, all parts of it's body should taste the same. Also,
according to Washuu, head of our research and development team, the
flavoring used in the Otaku products was only a derivative of the
senshi. This was mainly designed to avoid external factors in the taste
of the coffee and biscotti, such as age, current sex, and whether or not
they had showered within the last two days. We feel that this process
provided a higher quality senshi flavor. At Just Desserts Productions,
we go the extra mile to serve our Otaku.
<Snip of the Otaku MegaBreakfast.>
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
the following comment...
>In article <36bf1543....@192.168.0.1>,
> to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
>> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
>that...
>>
>> >In article <36bd0ce1....@192.168.0.1>,
>> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> >> While Eldrick was debating making the next ICH have Fanboys! references,
>> >> general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
>> >that...
>> >>
>> >> >In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>,
>> >> > to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>> >> >> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>> >> >
>> >> >You have... a talking bottle of miracle whip... you aren't secretly one of
>> >the
>> >> >mads, are you?
>> >>
>> >> No I was translating for it. Kinda like "Pika-pi... Kachu... Pi-chu!" Is
>Death
>> >> Reborn Revolution.
>> >
>> >I didn't know that Pikachu could do a DRR. Or is he just saying the words?
>>
>> Just the words :P
>
>Well, that's a relief. Three is more than enough.
th-... 3?
>
>> >
>> >> Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
>> >> difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
>> >
>> >Eldrick, the fact that you have a mayonaise bottle that can talk at all
>> >marks you as one of the mads.
>>
>> What the hell is a "mad"?
>
>A member of the Mad Scientist Otaku Cabal. That mayonaise bottle obviously
>has had a daimon seed implanted in it to allow it to talk. And who but a mad
>would have access to those? Or to put it another way:
>
>1: Eldrick has talking mayo bottle.
>2: Talking mayo bottle requires a daimon seed.
>3: Only mads can get daimon seeds.
>4: Therefore, Eldrick is a mad. (Or as we like to say, "one of the mads.")
>
>(Was there a point to that? No.)
Who needs daimon seeds when you have technology I ask you? eh? EH!!
>> >> >> I just thought of something which someone else might already thought
>of...
>> >but
>> >> >> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>> >> >
>> >> >Usagi and Minako are probably the ones who end up skipping breakfast the
>> >> >most often, either because of sleeping until lunchtime, or because they're
>> >> >late for school.
>> >>
>> >> I resent your sleeping till lunchtime crack... it's what I do on the
>> >weekends...
>> >
>> >I do it too. That's why I can bring it up. And Usagi actually has been seen
>> >sleeping until noon on weekends. So it's not a crack.
>>
>> :P It's still a crack.
>
>Okay, so it's still a crack. But it's a crack at me too, so it's okay if I
>make it. Nyah.
Of course.
>
>> >
>> >> and I just offset everything -because I am so important- to the first thing
>I
>> >> eat breakfast and then dinner becomes lunch and then I eat later something
>> >> tenatively called dinner.
>> >
>> >Can't do that where I live. But I don't need as much to eat when I spend more
>> >time asleep. (And if I am more hungry, I just eat two lunch-items.)
>>
>> nodnod.
>>
>> >
>> >> Something wrong with this? HMMM! Or do I have to get Hysteria-cal on you?
>> >
>> >*Pulls out the bic pen* Intact Bic Pen, take me home!
>>
>> *mutters*
>
>*Refering to anyone in HysteriaMode* Kowai!!!
:P
>> >> >>Who
>> >> >has
>> >> >> the most stable breakfast diet?
>> >> >
>> >> >Ami.
>> >>
>> >> And Makoto too I bet.
>> >
>> >Well, that depends on how you define stable. I think Makoto's breakfasts
>> >probably have a lot of variety, while Ami eats pretty much the same thing
>> >every day.
>>
>> gomen... I consider a stable breakfast actually eating breakfast. Something I
>> don't do too often.
>
>I think Ami's pretty stable that way too.
What was that? Ami's stacked? *cleans out ears* What?
>
>> >
>> >>Rei too probably... of course if it is "Breakfast" or
>> >not
>> >> for her Grandfather... is debateable... and more debateable if the "Big
>Busted
>> >> Anime Babes" marathon was on during the night or if he went to Planet
>Hentai.
>> >
>> >*Prefers not to think about Rei's grandfather in that sense... even if it
>> >is accurate*
>>
>> hehehehehe I'll warp your mind yet!
>
>Nyah.
Voop!
>
>> >
>> >*And no, I don't care which sense you meant it in*
>> >
>> >[inserting Eldrick's next post on the subject]
>> >> >>and of course... what's the one thing you
>> >> >wished
>> >> >> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai
>aspect)
>> >> >
>> >> >Umm... I can't think of anything for them to actually eat for breakfast
>> >> >that's very interesting. (Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis, maybe?
>> >> >@_@)
>> >>
>> >> Which if they had a group breakfast would get interesting.
>> >
>> >It really doesn't make sense. I just pulled something out of midair.
>> >Food can be hentai, of course, but eating breakfast in the traditional
>> >sense of the word - how can the food make this interesting?
>>
>> They are flavored after each of them... see below...
>
>Senshi flavored coffee and biscottis are not exactly normal food. I am
>talking about normal food.
I say bah to normal.
>
>> >
>> >> "So how do you taste?" asked of someone picking themselves flavor-wise.
>> >>
>> >> And
>> >>
>> >> "Hey try me!"
>> >>
>> >> And the chaos that would erupt when they realized it wasn't like... hand
>> >> flavored... or decided to taste test.
>> >
>> >Makoto: *Munch munch* Minako, you know this really doesn't taste like you
>> >at all. *Hands biscotti to Minako*
>> >
>> >Minako: *Munch munch* You know, you're right.
>> >
>> >Rei: *Leans over, sniffs Makoto's coffee* It's probably because you've been
>> >dunking it in Usagi coffee.
>> >
>> >Makoto: *Blush*
>> >
>> >Usagi: Let me try that. *Recieves biscotti from Minako* *Munch munch*Mmmm...
>> >*Munch munch* *Munch munch* That was pretty good.
>> >
>> >Makoto: Usagi! You ate all of my biscotti!
>> >
>> >Usagi: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Want some more?
>> >
>> >Makoto: */Blush/* Um...
>> >
>> >Minako: *Squeezing up to Makoto* Not without me!
>> >
>> >Makoto: *BLUSH* Um...
>> >
>> >*The three are under the table within seconds*
>> >
>> >Ami: *Blush* You know, that kind of looks like fun. *Squeezes up to Rei*
>> >
>> >Rei: */Blush/* Um...
>> >
>> >*The two are under the table within seconds*
>>
>> Now you see the picture!
>
>*Is ignoring Eldrick in favor of what's happening under the table*
*has a camera running so he doesn't actually have to watch*
>
>> >
>> >> I'd be there filming the event of course.
>> >
>> >I want a copy. *_*
>>
>> 50 bucks... it's an 8 hour event.
>
>:P
Where else are you going to find this quality on video eh? 45 because you are a
friend.
>> >> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
>now
>> >> >and
>> >> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be
>drenched
>> >in
>> >> >> Miracle Whip.
>> >> >
>> >> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
>> >> >between them*
>> >>
>> >> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
>> >
>> >[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
>>
>> Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
>>
>> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
>clothes
>> and into a tonguebath*
>>
>> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
>
>[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
>now anyway.]
and why not?
>
>> >
>> >> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
>> >>
>> >> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes
>arrive
>> >to
>> >> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
>> >>
>> >> Jumble: Dog pile!
>> >>
>> >> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
>> >Well
>> >> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
>> >> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
>> >and
>> >> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
>> >>
>> >> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
>> >cream.</ooc>
>> >
>> >[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
>> >RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
>>
>> I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami... just
>> like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
>
>Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she?
Not in my opinion. ;)
> Just like, when
>you say Rei here, people aren't going to just think Rei Ayanami.
They might until you mention Fire senshi or (if meaning Ayanami) you mention
Eva's or NGE. Context.
>
>> >
>> >> //Soon to finish numbering pages on Eternal Dragonlover and upload... then
>> >he'll
>> >> begin ICH 5: The Revenge.
>> >> /No Eldrick doesn't care if this makes unwanted hype for something that may
>> >not
>> >> even be finished by next Wednesday for the Grand Reposting.
>> >
>> >So you don't want a publicity machine?
>>
>> Explain.
>
>Trailers. Criers on street corners. Subliminal messagings. Something that
>makes sense instead of the three things I've named. Publicity.
I don't mind... I intend to write it tomorrow... hence why I'm replying to
everything today.
>
>> >
>> >> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
>> >> --
>> >> remove NoSpam to reply.
>> >> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
>> >> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
>> >
>> >This sounds like a publicity machine to me...
>>
>> Yes I am hyping it... but as it is one of my most ambitious pieces I want to
>> trimuph or fail absolutely.
>
>Which one is that referring to anyway? ICH5 or ED?
ED? ICH5 will include my revenge... you'll see how.
Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
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Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>> Hrrmph. I would have looked anyway. And I still say that Eldrick must be one
>> of the mads in disguise.
>
>I would have too. I agree, he is one of the mads.
I am not a MAD!!! For me to be a mad Washu would have to be considered a mad...
and since I don't think she counts since I've never heard of her using daimon
seeds, and she's the one who helped me into my mad scientisthood I can't be a
mad. Tech Tech TECH!!!! No daimon seeds here.
watch *shreds the bottle* See compact AI... sound chips... speaker... nanite
factory and tranceiver to tell the nanites to open or close the bottle mouth...
See... no daimon seeds here. Damn... you made me ruin the bottle...
J.D.
>
> <dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>
> >> Hrrmph. I would have looked anyway. And I still say that Eldrick must be one
> >> of the mads in disguise.
> >
> >I would have too. I agree, he is one of the mads.
>
> I am not a MAD!!! For me to be a mad Washu would have to be considered a mad...
> and since I don't think she counts since I've never heard of her using daimon
> seeds, and she's the one who helped me into my mad scientisthood I can't be a
> mad. Tech Tech TECH!!!! No daimon seeds here.
>
> watch *shreds the bottle* See compact AI... sound chips... speaker... nanite
> factory and tranceiver to tell the nanites to open or close the bottle mouth...
>
> See... no daimon seeds here. Damn... you made me ruin the bottle...
You're right...you're not one of the mads...you're just plain mad. I
stand corrected.
> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
> --
> remove NoSpam to reply.
> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
> Sex... nature's perfect food.
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>
> >> >> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
> >now
> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be
> >drenched
> >> >in
> >> >> >> Miracle Whip.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
> >> >> >between them*
> >> >>
> >> >> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
> >> >
> >> >[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
> >>
> >> Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
> >>
> >> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
> >clothes
> >> and into a tonguebath*
> >>
> >> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
> >
> >[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
> >now anyway.]
>
> and why not?
Because it would be a first.
>
> >
> >> >
> >> >> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes
> >arrive
> >> >to
> >> >> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
> >> >>
> >> >> Jumble: Dog pile!
> >> >>
> >> >> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
> >> >Well
> >> >> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
> >> >> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
> >> >and
> >> >> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
> >> >cream.</ooc>
> >> >
> >> >[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
> >> >RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
> >>
> >> I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami... just
> >> like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
> >
> >Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she?
>
> Not in my opinion. ;)
Bah to your opinion.
--
general_...@yahoo.com
That's right, three. Original Sailor Saturn, english dubbed Sailor Saturn,
and me. Or didn't you see that post where I wiped out usenet?
(Actually, I think there's probably a couple other language variants too.)
> >
> >> >
> >> >> Of course having a conversaiotn with a squeezable mayonaisse bottle is
> >> >> difficult... the only word they have is SPURT.
> >> >
> >> >Eldrick, the fact that you have a mayonaise bottle that can talk at all
> >> >marks you as one of the mads.
> >>
> >> What the hell is a "mad"?
> >
> >A member of the Mad Scientist Otaku Cabal. That mayonaise bottle obviously
> >has had a daimon seed implanted in it to allow it to talk. And who but a mad
> >would have access to those? Or to put it another way:
> >
> >1: Eldrick has talking mayo bottle.
> >2: Talking mayo bottle requires a daimon seed.
> >3: Only mads can get daimon seeds.
> >4: Therefore, Eldrick is a mad. (Or as we like to say, "one of the mads.")
> >
> >(Was there a point to that? No.)
>
> Who needs daimon seeds when you have technology I ask you? eh? EH!!
Oh. Okay, since Eldrick does things with technology that mads do with stuff
like daimon seeds, Eldrick is an evil scientist. Like me.
[snip]
> >> >> >>Who
> >> >> >has
> >> >> >> the most stable breakfast diet?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Ami.
> >> >>
> >> >> And Makoto too I bet.
> >> >
> >> >Well, that depends on how you define stable. I think Makoto's breakfasts
> >> >probably have a lot of variety, while Ami eats pretty much the same thing
> >> >every day.
> >>
> >> gomen... I consider a stable breakfast actually eating breakfast. Something
I
> >> don't do too often.
> >
> >I think Ami's pretty stable that way too.
>
> What was that? Ami's stacked? *cleans out ears* What?
According to some pictures and one fic, yes.
[snip]
*Is ignoring Eldrick's camera in favor of what's happening under the table*
> >
> >> >
> >> >> I'd be there filming the event of course.
> >> >
> >> >I want a copy. *_*
> >>
> >> 50 bucks... it's an 8 hour event.
> >
> >:P
>
> Where else are you going to find this quality on video eh? 45 because you are
a
> friend.
Oh, I can find that quality elsewhere. Not on video, admittedly...
> >> >> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But
every
> >now
> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be
> >drenched
> >> >in
> >> >> >> Miracle Whip.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami
standing
> >> >> >between them*
> >> >>
> >> >> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
> >> >
> >> >[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
> >>
> >> Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
> >>
> >> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
> >clothes
> >> and into a tonguebath*
> >>
> >> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
> >
> >[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
> >now anyway.]
>
> and why not?
Because I'm not going to right now.
> >
> >> >
> >> >> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes
> >arrive
> >> >to
> >> >> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
> >> >>
> >> >> Jumble: Dog pile!
> >> >>
> >> >> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon
her?
> >> >Well
> >> >> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
> >> >> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from
me
> >> >and
> >> >> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
> >> >cream.</ooc>
> >> >
> >> >[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
> >> >RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
> >>
> >> I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami...
just
> >> like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
> >
> >Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she?
>
> Not in my opinion. ;)
In general...
> > Just like, when
> >you say Rei here, people aren't going to just think Rei Ayanami.
>
> They might until you mention Fire senshi or (if meaning Ayanami) you mention
> Eva's or NGE. Context.
This is an SM newsgroup, though. Built-in context.
Sounds interesting... but I already said that.
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
BlueGrey <BlueGr...@yahoo.com> schrieb in Nachricht
>In article <36f0bf6d....@192.168.0.1>, to...@eldrick.simplenet.com wrote:
>
>> My Kraft Miracle Whip squeezable bottle says hi! ^.^
>>
but
>> what do the senshi have for breakfast everyday? Which ones don't bother?
>> the most stable breakfast diet? and of course... what's the one thing
>you wished
>> they had for breakfast (here's where you can show off your hentai aspect)
>
>munch on on the way to school. Fortunately, her mother has long since
>learned she will do this and packs her breakfast for her to eat as soon as
>she gets the obvious munchies.
>
>usually a fruit, some bread, e.g. a muffin, a glass of milk or fruit
>juice, and occasionally some eggs. She reads the paper, btw.
>
>
>fairly elaborate affair. She drinks coffee instead of tea for this meal,
>which usually includes croissants or other baked goods, balled, sliced or
>otherwise prepared fruits, and eggs in one of about a hundred different
>ways.
>
>cereal(Hentai Crunch! LOL!) if there's nothing there. Or sometimes
>she'll skip it entirely, although she knows better.
Sound pretty reasonable to me...
>What I wished they had for breakfast:
>
>Usagi: <sploosh>, on Mondays
>Ami: <sploosh>, on Tuesdays
>Rei: <sploosh>, on Wednesdays
>Lita: <sploosh>, on Thursdays
>Mina: <sploosh>, on Fridays
Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
Mondays: Minako
Tuesdays: Usagi
Wednesdays: Rei
Thursdays: Ami
Fridays: Makoto
Saturdays: Hotaru
Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>(YUU SAKAGAMI SAYS: "Aah... now that's the way to wake up!")
>
>> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
>now and
>> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>>
>> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>>
>> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be drenched in
>> Miracle Whip.
>
>The Miracle Whip... sounds like something ~sarah might use...
>
>> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
>> --
>> remove NoSpam to reply.
>> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
>> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
>
>BlueGrey
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Tenchi the sword wielding maniac, Minako's chief otaku
"I got Minako's panties! I got Minako's panties!" - Me
Venus and Moon shrine:Venus and Moon shrine: http://linainverse.webjump.com/
Official LAKACUA home (Let's all kick annoying Chibi-Usa's ass):
http://members.dokom.de/MinakoAino/lakacua.html
Mooniecode[1.8.12]
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Minako Aino * Usagi Tsukino * Lina Inverse * Amelia Wil Tesla Sairune * Asuka
Soryu Langley * Rei Ayanami * Ryoko * Washu * Lum * Momoko Hanasaki * Shampoo *
Akari Kanzaki * Anna Respighi * Yohko Mano * Azusa Kanzaki * Nene Romanova *
Priss Asagiri * Yuri (Dirty Pair) * Skuld * Nuku Nuku * Kagome * Pai
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
I'd say, go with webjump ( www.webjump.com ) - you get 25 MB, unlimited transfer
and can use CGI scripts. They only have a little banner at the top.
Otherwise, go with VirtualAve ( www.VirtualAve.net ) - they only give you 20 MB
and the banner on top is a tad bit bigger, but they have Front Page Extensions
and you can use CGI scripts as well.
Chaz126549 <chaz1...@aol.com.gov.org> schrieb in Nachricht
Kaseino
<snip>
>
> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
>
> Mondays: Minako
> Tuesdays: Usagi
> Wednesdays: Rei
> Thursdays: Ami
> Fridays: Makoto
> Saturdays: Hotaru
> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>
Sailor Chibi Kamen, a non-practicing pedophile (one of many on this NG)
"Give it to me baby! Uh huh! Uh huh!"
-Offspring
Edson, Bio-Beast Master
>>
>> Mondays: Minako
>> Tuesdays: Usagi
>> Wednesdays: Rei
>> Thursdays: Ami
>> Fridays: Makoto
>> Saturdays: Hotaru
>> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>>
>Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
Edson
Fourth Horseman of AHSM, Diseased Mind
"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted."
'That 70's Show'
J.D.
>
> While Eldrick was putting on his peeping gear, "J.D."
> <dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>
> >> friend.
> >
> >A Message From The Just Desserts Advertising Department:
> >
> >Just Desserts Productions...Makers of the Fine Foods Used in this Video,
> >would like to commision you to make a 45 second commercial, based on the
> >tape of this event. We have no rules as to the content of the
> >commercial, except that the products must be shown, in visual clarity
> >for at least 3 seconds. Please feel free to edit the original video in
> >any way you feel necessary. We request that you leave a 4 second opening
> >for our pitch. In return, we would be giving you an official Just
> >Desserts Visa Millenium Card (Save 5% on all Hentai Foods Products-No
> >spending limit) with $15,000 dollars in prepaid credit, as well as, the
> >entire Just Desserts Product line for life. Do we have a agreement?
> >Please feel free to contact me at any time.
> >
> > Ecchilly,
> > J.D.Weaver
> > Just Desserts Advertising
>
> else... money to burn and all that... so check your 'email' and poof.
A Message from Just Desserts Productions:
Thank you for the movie. People within the advertising department are
doing market surveys on it as we speak. However, due to U.S. Code
120243, which prohibits the use of unsoliticited footage for business
use, we must make fair recompetence for commercials gained.
Due to the fact that you do not wish money, we have contacted friends in
other business and procured the following for your enjoyment. The
enclosed ticket is good for one days rental of a Gundam Deathscythe.
Please take it to the address on the ticket to claim rental of your
deathscythe. Amuse your friends, and if they are not amused, squash
them. Compliments of Just Desserts Productions.
<Snip Ami-chan in Miracle Whip...Wonder if we totally covered her, would
Rampage eat her??>
> >>
> >> and why not?
> >
> >Because it would be a first.
>
> We all know Eterna has 50-60 lemons they are just sitting on reading over and
> drooling constantly.
>
> At least that's what I'd do If I had 50 lemons I'd written.
>
<Snip Battle of The Ami-chans...Viva la Mizuno.>
> >
> >Bah to your opinion.
>
> My opinion is everything... everything I tell you!!! FOR I AM MOST CRAZY AND I
> HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUTTERKNIFE AND I know HOW TO USE IT SO YOU will BE AGREEING
> WITH ME NOW!!!!!!!!
>
> Why aren't you agreeing with me... why are you clutching your ears... I had the
> seimaphone on again didn't I? Shimatta ;.;
Uh....Oh look..a sig file!! <scrolls downward>
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion wrote:
>>
>> While Eldrick was putting on his peeping gear, "J.D."
>> <dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>>
>> >> Hrrmph. I would have looked anyway. And I still say that Eldrick must be one
>> >> of the mads in disguise.
>> >
>> >I would have too. I agree, he is one of the mads.
>>
>> I am not a MAD!!! For me to be a mad Washu would have to be considered a mad...
>> and since I don't think she counts since I've never heard of her using daimon
>> seeds, and she's the one who helped me into my mad scientisthood I can't be a
>> mad. Tech Tech TECH!!!! No daimon seeds here.
>>
>> watch *shreds the bottle* See compact AI... sound chips... speaker... nanite
>> factory and tranceiver to tell the nanites to open or close the bottle mouth...
>>
>> See... no daimon seeds here. Damn... you made me ruin the bottle...
>
>You're right...you're not one of the mads...you're just plain mad. I
>stand corrected.
Now that that is settled anyone wanna see my combinations Microwave Refrigearot
Freezer Pantry Can Opener Juicer?
Why are you all backing away?
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>> Where else are you going to find this quality on video eh? 45 because you are a
>> friend.
>
>A Message From The Just Desserts Advertising Department:
>
>Just Desserts Productions...Makers of the Fine Foods Used in this Video,
>would like to commision you to make a 45 second commercial, based on the
>tape of this event. We have no rules as to the content of the
>commercial, except that the products must be shown, in visual clarity
>for at least 3 seconds. Please feel free to edit the original video in
>any way you feel necessary. We request that you leave a 4 second opening
>for our pitch. In return, we would be giving you an official Just
>Desserts Visa Millenium Card (Save 5% on all Hentai Foods Products-No
>spending limit) with $15,000 dollars in prepaid credit, as well as, the
>entire Just Desserts Product line for life. Do we have a agreement?
>Please feel free to contact me at any time.
>
> Ecchilly,
> J.D.Weaver
> Just Desserts Advertising
I will be nice and do this for you... bUT I don't need the visa or anything
else... money to burn and all that... so check your 'email' and poof.
>>
>> >> >> >> Sorry for making yet another food related poll/survey thingy. But every
>> >now
>> >> >> >and
>> >> >> >> then I actually have something on topic to say.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> AHS-M: *sarcastically* Really? You don't say.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Alright I heard that... whoever said that had best prepare to be
>> >drenched
>> >> >in
>> >> >> >> Miracle Whip.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >*Eterna raises her hand, hoping that Eldrick doesn't notice Ami standing
>> >> >> >between them*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Ami K: Pointing that at me again? Did you like it that much?
>> >> >
>> >> >[OOC: That's Ami Mizuno. Sailor Mercury.]
>> >>
>> >> Okay... scene rewrite then. (next time put the M. in)
>> >>
>> >> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
>> >clothes
>> >> and into a tonguebath*
>> >>
>> >> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
>> >
>> >[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
>> >now anyway.]
>>
>> and why not?
>
>Because it would be a first.
We all know Eterna has 50-60 lemons they are just sitting on reading over and
drooling constantly.
At least that's what I'd do If I had 50 lemons I'd written.
>>
>> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> Um actually Confusion is behind you... raising her hand.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Ami K: Oh pooh. *steps out of the way* *Eldrick takes aim* *demonettes
>> >arrive
>> >> >to
>> >> >> watch the scene* *Eldrick fires mayonnaise at Confusion drenching her*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jumble: Dog pile!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> <ooc> That close to the result you wanted for Confusion? Tongues upon her?
>> >> >Well
>> >> >> there are 6 demon girls licking mayo off of her with Joy supervising and
>> >> >> directing them to spots they've missed, and Hope grabbed the bottle from me
>> >> >and
>> >> >> dragged me -and motioned to Ami follow- into the bedroom.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I don't need to mention Ego because he's in the kitchen hording ice
>> >> >cream.</ooc>
>> >> >
>> >> >[OOC: Well, no actually. I wanted Ami to get covered with mayo so that
>> >> >RP-me could help Ami take a shower to get the mayo off of her.]
>> >>
>> >> I rewrote the scene above. Just remember Ami Mizuno isn't the only Ami... just
>> >> like Ryoko Hakubi isn't the only Ryoko.
>> >
>> >Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she?
>>
>> Not in my opinion. ;)
>
>Bah to your opinion.
My opinion is everything... everything I tell you!!! FOR I AM MOST CRAZY AND I
HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUTTERKNIFE AND I know HOW TO USE IT SO YOU will BE AGREEING
WITH ME NOW!!!!!!!!
Why aren't you agreeing with me... why are you clutching your ears... I had the
seimaphone on again didn't I? Shimatta ;.;
Kaseino
>
> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >>
> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >>
> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
SHI'NE!
*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
Sailor Chibi Kamen
(a non-practicing pedophile)
Edson, Bio-Beast Master
>> >>
>> >> Mondays: Minako
>> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
>> >> Wednesdays: Rei
>> >> Thursdays: Ami
>> >> Fridays: Makoto
>> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
>> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>> >>
>> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
>> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
>
>SHI'NE!
>
>*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
>
>...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
Mako-chan on Friday morning.
Kaseino
>
> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >> >>
> >> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >> >>
> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
> >
> >SHI'NE!
> >
> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
> >
> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
> (Coughing up black smoke.)
> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
Sailor Chibi Kamen
"Give it to me baby1 Uh huh! Uh huh!"
-Offspring
Edson, Bio-Beast Master
>> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Mondays: Minako
>> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
>> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
>> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
>> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
>> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
>> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>> >> >>
>> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
>> >> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
>> >
>> >SHI'NE!
>> >
>> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
>> >
>> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
>> (Coughing up black smoke.)
>> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
>> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
>
>Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
>
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword wrote:
><snip>
>>
>>
>> Mondays: Minako
>> Tuesdays: Usagi
>> Wednesdays: Rei
>> Thursdays: Ami
>> Fridays: Makoto
>> Saturdays: Hotaru
>> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>>
>Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
Hey, why so aggressive? ^_^;;
How about we do a nice threesome? ^_^
>Sailor Chibi Kamen, a non-practicing pedophile (one of many on this NG)
>
>"Give it to me baby! Uh huh! Uh huh!"
> -Offspring
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Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword, Minako's chief otaku
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>>> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
>>>
>>> Mondays: Minako
>>> Tuesdays: Usagi
>>> Wednesdays: Rei
>>> Thursdays: Ami
>>> Fridays: Makoto
>>> Saturdays: Hotaru
>>> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>>>
>>Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
<chops Edson's right ear off>
I guess not... you better leaver her to me, or I'll chop something else off >:-)
>Edson
>Fourth Horseman of AHSM, Diseased Mind
>"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted."
>'That 70's Show'
/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
Edson, Bio-Beast Master
><chops Edson's right ear off>
>I guess not... you better leaver her to me, or I'll chop something else off >:-)
>
(Produces a thin, metal blade.)
Edson: "I think it's time I pay you back for those ear stunts."
(Throws blade at Tenchi, he jumps out of the way.)
Tenchi: "Ha! What a joke, you were nowhere near my ears!"
Edson: "That's not what I was aiming for."
(Tenchi looks down and sees the metal blade sticking through his left
leg. Then looks back at Edson, grimacing.)
Edson: "I'm surprised you didn't scream, my dear maniac."
"Hmm... 'her', you're refering to cheebs, aren't you?"
Tenchi: "Why do you want to know?"
Edson: "Cause she can hurt you much worse than me, without even
drawing one drop of blood."
Kaseino
>
> Kaseino <kas...@sailorsenshi.com> schrieb in Nachricht
> >Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword wrote:
> ><snip>
> >>
> >>
> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >>
> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
>
> How about we do a nice threesome? ^_^
Hey, do I go after Minako? No. Besides, my Rei is fresh from tankubon
16, while she's still posseessed and trying to kiss all the
girls...therefore a lesbian.
ObEterna : Prove it.
Me : Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiida!
...and it degenerates from there.
Sailor Chibi Kamen, _very_ possessive of her Reichan
"Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight!"
-Erasure
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
general_...@yahoo.com, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
<snippity -yep probably others... that's alot of DDR>
<snippity most of the mads stuff>
>Oh. Okay, since Eldrick does things with technology that mads do with stuff
>like daimon seeds, Eldrick is an evil scientist. Like me.
Thank you. And I prefer Purity Challenged.
<snippity>
>> What was that? Ami's stacked? *cleans out ears* What?
>
>According to some pictures and one fic, yes.
True true...
<snippity to keep the Wheeee! meter down>
>> >> >> I'd be there filming the event of course.
>> >> >
>> >> >I want a copy. *_*
>> >>
>> >> 50 bucks... it's an 8 hour event.
>> >
>> >:P
>>
>> Where else are you going to find this quality on video eh? 45 because you are
>a
>> friend.
>
>Oh, I can find that quality elsewhere. Not on video, admittedly...
See... with this video you can watch it again and again. 40 bucks.
>> >> *squeezes at Mizuno... she's drenched... Confusion helps her out of her
>> >clothes
>> >> and into a tonguebath*
>> >>
>> >> Better? Yes I know it needs to be fleshed out but it's YOUR fantasy.
>> >
>> >[Closer... but I'm not going to write a self-gratuitous lemon scene right
>> >now anyway.]
>>
>> and why not?
>
>Because I'm not going to right now.
Because you already did and you don't wanna share! I knew it.
<snippity>
>> >Yeah, but Ami Mizuno is the most prominent Ami, isn't she?
>>
>> Not in my opinion. ;)
>
>In general...
In general yes.
>
>> > Just like, when
>> >you say Rei here, people aren't going to just think Rei Ayanami.
>>
>> They might until you mention Fire senshi or (if meaning Ayanami) you mention
>> Eva's or NGE. Context.
>
>This is an SM newsgroup, though. Built-in context.
Not in our threads ;)
>> I don't mind... I intend to write it tomorrow... hence why I'm replying to
>> everything today.
Note the lag in replies ;) I can't ignore email persoanlly... but I could fend
off usenet a bit.
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
that...
>A Message from Just Desserts Productions:
>
>Thank you for the movie. People within the advertising department are
>doing market surveys on it as we speak. However, due to U.S. Code
>120243, which prohibits the use of unsoliticited footage for business
>use, we must make fair recompetence for commercials gained.
>Due to the fact that you do not wish money, we have contacted friends in
>other business and procured the following for your enjoyment. The
>enclosed ticket is good for one days rental of a Gundam Deathscythe.
>Please take it to the address on the ticket to claim rental of your
>deathscythe. Amuse your friends, and if they are not amused, squash
>them. Compliments of Just Desserts Productions.
This 'll be fun. Haven't parading around in a Mecha quite that tall yet.
>
><Snip Ami-chan in Miracle Whip...Wonder if we totally covered her, would
>Rampage eat her??>
Ecchi.
<snippity>
>> >
>> >Bah to your opinion.
>>
>> My opinion is everything... everything I tell you!!! FOR I AM MOST CRAZY AND I
>> HAVE AN ELECTRIC BUTTERKNIFE AND I know HOW TO USE IT SO YOU will BE AGREEING
>> WITH ME NOW!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Why aren't you agreeing with me... why are you clutching your ears... I had the
>> seimaphone on again didn't I? Shimatta ;.;
>
>Uh....Oh look..a sig file!! <scrolls downward>
:P
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>>
>> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Mondays: Minako
>> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
>> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
>> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
>> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
>> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
>> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
>> >> >>
>> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
>> >
>> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
>> (Coughing up black smoke.)
>> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
>> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
>
>Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
You can't be possibly meaning me... but I think I better take care of you >:-)
<takes out huge mallet and hammers Kas into the ground>
>Sailor Chibi Kamen
>
>"Give it to me baby1 Uh huh! Uh huh!"
> -Offspring
/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
Tenchi the sword wielding maniac, Minako's chief otaku
"I got Minako's panties! I got Minako's panties!" - Me
Venus and Moon shrine:Venus and Moon shrine: http://linainverse.webjump.com/
general_...@yahoo.com
> > ><snip>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Mondays: Minako
> > >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> > >> Wednesdays: Rei
> > >> Thursdays: Ami
> > >> Fridays: Makoto
> > >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> > >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> > >>
> > >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >
> > How about we do a nice threesome? ^_^
>
> Hey, do I go after Minako? No.
Why not? I do.
>Besides, my Rei is fresh from tankubon
> 16, while she's still posseessed and trying to kiss all the
> girls...therefore a lesbian.
>
> ObEterna : Prove it.
>
> Me : Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiida!
>
> ...and it degenerates from there.
Confusion: Well, I don't mind...
But I do. Anyway, Tenchi could be (and probably is) referring to a different
Rei. So there shouldn't be any conflict.
> Sailor Chibi Kamen, _very_ possessive of her Reichan
Confusion: You're still mean not wanting to share.
-Eterna, the self-appointed Avatar of Confusion.
*Arcadia*
MoonieCode(1.12.05) SM:5[7] F:sMe>+Ju>+:vNe[++]Ru:aRy>[+]Na>[+]
Kaseino
> >>
> >> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >> >
> >> >SHI'NE!
> >> >
> >> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
> >> >
> >> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
> >> (Coughing up black smoke.)
> >> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
> >> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
> >
> >Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
>
> You can't be possibly meaning me... but I think I better take care of you >:-)
> <takes out huge mallet and hammers Kas into the ground>
>
from under Tenchi's mallet, stolen fron Pic Nazi> No! no squish for you!
Ya know, Tenchi-kun, that's the wrong way to "take care" of a lady.
<sidles up to young blond with red bow and white mooncat perched on her
shoulder and drapses arm around her> Ano, Minakochan, shall we show him
the proper way?
Sailor Chibi Kamen, feeling more like her kawaii self and _still_ not
willing to share ^_^
"Mine! mine! mine! it's mine all mine do you hear me?" -Daffy Duck
J.D.
Ack...this isn't fair!! I've never conflicted with you...even though I
wanted Rei-chan. Now you want my Mina-chan? ;.;
>
> Sailor Chibi Kamen, feeling more like her kawaii self and _still_ not
> willing to share ^_^
> "Mine! mine! mine! it's mine all mine do you hear me?" -Daffy Duck
--
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>>I guess not... you better leaver her to me, or I'll chop something else off
>:-)
>>
>(Regenerates ear.)
>(Produces a thin, metal blade.)
>Edson: "I think it's time I pay you back for those ear stunts."
>(Throws blade at Tenchi, he jumps out of the way.)
>Tenchi: "Ha! What a joke, you were nowhere near my ears!"
>Edson: "That's not what I was aiming for."
>(Tenchi looks down and sees the metal blade sticking through his left
>leg. Then looks back at Edson, grimacing.)
>Edson: "I'm surprised you didn't scream, my dear maniac."
>"Hmm... 'her', you're refering to cheebs, aren't you?"
>Tenchi: "Why do you want to know?"
>Edson: "Cause she can hurt you much worse than me, without even
>drawing one drop of blood."
<pulls out blade, and wound closes immedialtely>
Tenchi: Now why would I scream? You didn't even scratch me :P
<cuts out *both* of Edson's ears>
Oh right... you wanted something else.
<chops off Edson's nose as well>
I just hope you don't wear glasses...
>Edson
>Fourth Horseman of AHSM, Diseased Mind
>"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted."
>'That 70's Show'
/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
Edson, Bio-Beast Master
>>(Produces a thin, metal blade.)
>>Edson: "I think it's time I pay you back for those ear stunts."
>>(Throws blade at Tenchi, he jumps out of the way.)
>>Tenchi: "Ha! What a joke, you were nowhere near my ears!"
>>Edson: "That's not what I was aiming for."
>>(Tenchi looks down and sees the metal blade sticking through his left
>>leg. Then looks back at Edson, grimacing.)
>>Edson: "I'm surprised you didn't scream, my dear maniac."
>>"Hmm... 'her', you're refering to cheebs, aren't you?"
>>Tenchi: "Why do you want to know?"
>>Edson: "Cause she can hurt you much worse than me, without even
>>drawing one drop of blood."
>
><pulls out blade, and wound closes immedialtely>
>Tenchi: Now why would I scream? You didn't even scratch me :P
><cuts out *both* of Edson's ears>
>Oh right... you wanted something else.
><chops off Edson's nose as well>
(sigh)
Edson: This is pitiful, we can't even hurt each other... I hate to say
it, but how about a truce?
Kaseino
> > the proper way?
>
> Ack...this isn't fair!! I've never conflicted with you...even though I
> wanted Rei-chan. Now you want my Mina-chan? ;.;
> >
than welcome to join. I'm a sucker for a man in a tux.
Sailor Chibi Kamen
the kawaii tenshi senshi
"So you can make me cum it doesn't make you Jesus"
-Tori Amos
J.D.
<jumps up and down kawaiily>
Mina Mina Mina Mina Mina!!
>
> Sailor Chibi Kamen
> the kawaii tenshi senshi
>
> "So you can make me cum it doesn't make you Jesus"
> -Tori Amos
--
J.D., President for the Society for the Use of Pointless %#@!-ing
Expletives.
"Oh the wonderful thing about Havoc is Havoc's a wonderful thing!
His brain is made outta Jello, his ass is made outta spring!!"
-Havoc, Featuring the Aeka Dancers.
"The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming
train"-Creatures
I am NekoTuxie, Guardian of Earth and Good Grammar. On behalf of the
Earth, I'm going to make this hurt!
ICQ #:29102687
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, made the following comment...
>Now you want my Mina-chan? ;.;
ObTenchi wielding the Illumina Sword: WHOSE MINA-CHAN??!!
Sorry saw it coming... figured I'd give everyone a preview.
Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
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Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>>>(Produces a thin, metal blade.)
>>>Edson: "I think it's time I pay you back for those ear stunts."
>>>(Throws blade at Tenchi, he jumps out of the way.)
>>>Tenchi: "Ha! What a joke, you were nowhere near my ears!"
>>>Edson: "That's not what I was aiming for."
>>>(Tenchi looks down and sees the metal blade sticking through his left
>>>leg. Then looks back at Edson, grimacing.)
>>>Edson: "I'm surprised you didn't scream, my dear maniac."
>>>"Hmm... 'her', you're refering to cheebs, aren't you?"
>>>Tenchi: "Why do you want to know?"
>>>Edson: "Cause she can hurt you much worse than me, without even
>>>drawing one drop of blood."
>>
>><pulls out blade, and wound closes immedialtely>
>>Tenchi: Now why would I scream? You didn't even scratch me :P
>><cuts out *both* of Edson's ears>
>>Oh right... you wanted something else.
>><chops off Edson's nose as well>
><regenerates>
>(sigh)
>Edson: This is pitiful, we can't even hurt each other... I hate to say
>it, but how about a truce?
Ok... seems this stuff is no use anyway ^_^
>Edson
>Fourth Horseman of AHSM, Diseased Mind
>"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted."
>'That 70's Show'
/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword, Minako's chief otaku
J.D.
>
> Kaseino <kas...@sailorsenshi.com> schrieb in Nachricht
> >Edson, Bio-Beast Master wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >> >> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
> >> >
> >> >SHI'NE!
> >> >
> >> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
> >> >
> >> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
> >> (Coughing up black smoke.)
> >> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
> >> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
> >
> >Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
>
> You can't be possibly meaning me... but I think I better take care of you >:-)
> <takes out huge mallet and hammers Kas into the ground>
Thanks to Black Hole for reminding me...
"You tried to hurt cheebs!??
TENCHI.......YOU GO SQUISH NOW!!!!
EARTH......NATURE.....CREATION!!
Time to go bye-bye...Poof."
Tenchi is gone.
A perfectly cute anime mascot is in it's place. (Think the cast of
"Cutey Honey.")
"Run...Run..Away!!"
CHU-CHU!!
A small SD-Godzilla looking thingy appears in JD's arms...He starts to
rub it's belly.
"Good Rampage...Good...Rampage...You hungry, girl?"
CHU!! CHU-CHU!!!
"Give him a headstart...and hunt him down. By the way...the effects of
this "branch" of Earth Nature Creation last 5 hours....then your back to
normal. I'd find a good place to hide."
>
<Scissors snip on .sigs> -Say that five times fast.
--
Oyasumi,
J.D.
"Oh the wonderful thing about Havoc is Havoc's a wonderful thing!
His brain is made outta Jello, his ass is made outta spring!!"
-Havoc, Featuring the Aeka Dancers.
"I am the Panti Lama. Come to me with your bikini, Serena, my child,
and I shall show you the seven-fold path to the Jello wresting pit."
-Havoc, Again!
I am NekoTuxie, Guardian of Earth and Good Grammar. You will pay for
your transgressions. On behalf of the Earth, I'm going to make this
hurt!
ICQ #:29102687
Black Hole
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword wrote:
> Kaseino <kas...@sailorsenshi.com> schrieb in Nachricht
> >Edson, Bio-Beast Master wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >> >> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
> >> >
> >> >SHI'NE!
> >> >
> >> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
> >> >
> >> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
> >> (Coughing up black smoke.)
> >> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
> >> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
> >
> >Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
>
> You can't be possibly meaning me... but I think I better take care of you >:-)
> <takes out huge mallet and hammers Kas into the ground>
o.o
I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
AGFFH*
--
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ICQ Nick: Black Hole
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--------
We are the knights that go Ni!
I HATE SPAM!
Its only a flesh wound.
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody ankles off!
There are some who call me... Tim?
I am your father.
And now for something completely different.
I don't want to get the Holy Grail! NI NI NI! Ok, ok! I'll go get the Holy Grail!
--Various Monty Python Quotes
Bite Me
--Crow T. Robot, MST3K
Never Trust an Idiot with a Watermellon and a Hammer.
--Gallager, A Comedian
Its the End of the World as we know of it, and I feel fine.
__________
Get the hell out I said, and party's over! GET OUT GOD DAMNIT!
--Eric Cartman, South Park
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<viola...@home.com>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>o.o
>
>I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
>AGFFH*
It's safer over there I hear.
Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
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J.D.
>
> <viola...@home.com>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>
> >o.o
> >
> >I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
> >AGFFH*
>
> It's safer over there I hear.
Not really...everyone's flooding Yaoi pics over there...it's a
combination of people complaining about the yaoi pics in general, people
complaining about the fact that they aren't tagged, people complaining
about the way they're being tagged, and people complaining about the
people complaining.
That and the usual Rob Cypher hijinks.
> Eldrick Tobin eld...@NoSpam.mindless.com
> --
> remove NoSpam to reply.
> This sig rated an Ami Kintaro kiss of approval for it's creator. Yum
> Coming Soon... one of the oddest things in crossover fiction...
We've already seen the oddest thing in crossover fiction, or are you
trying to break your old record?
Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion
<dev...@postoffice.swbell.net>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after
that...
>Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion wrote:
>>
>> After Eldrick had made the latest ICH have Fanboys! references, Black Hole
>> <viola...@home.com>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
>>
>> >o.o
>> >
>> >I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
>> >AGFFH*
>>
>> It's safer over there I hear.
>
>Not really...everyone's flooding Yaoi pics over there...it's a
>combination of people complaining about the yaoi pics in general, people
>complaining about the fact that they aren't tagged, people complaining
>about the way they're being tagged, and people complaining about the
>people complaining.
>
>That and the usual Rob Cypher hijinks.
Again I said I'd heard... <eg> that could have been 7 months ago when I was last
there ;)
Black Hole
"J.D." wrote:
> Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion wrote:
> >
> > After Eldrick had made the latest ICH have Fanboys! references, Black Hole
> > <viola...@home.com>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
> >
> > >o.o
> > >
> > >I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
> > >AGFFH*
> >
> > It's safer over there I hear.
>
> Not really...everyone's flooding Yaoi pics over there...it's a
> combination of people complaining about the yaoi pics in general, people
> complaining about the fact that they aren't tagged, people complaining
> about the way they're being tagged, and people complaining about the
> people complaining.
>
> That and the usual Rob Cypher hijinks.
*remembers this and ducks back into AHSM*
Ah well... at least I can't see Cypher's posts...
Eh... damnit! No more hentai groups to duck into... except for that italian one... but
they are even freakier than you people...
*ducks into AGNPH and slams into a wall with a sign on it* AGNPH coming soon to an ISP
near you. *grumbles and tries ABWG, it also has the sign* Damnit!
Bah! To hell with it! *ducks into AGNP and sees a giant Wigglytuff painted on a wall
with a sign on it* When many of these gather, run like hell... this looks
interesting... *walks in, asks a hentai question, and gets hit with a cinder block* @.@
J.D.
>
> "J.D." wrote:
>
> > Eldrick Tobin, Master of Perversion wrote:
> > >
> > > After Eldrick had made the latest ICH have Fanboys! references, Black Hole
> > > <viola...@home.com>, screamed "No!!", adding the following after that...
> > >
> > > >o.o
> > > >
> > > >I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back into
> > > >AGFFH*
> > >
> > > It's safer over there I hear.
> >
> > Not really...everyone's flooding Yaoi pics over there...it's a
> > combination of people complaining about the yaoi pics in general, people
> > complaining about the fact that they aren't tagged, people complaining
> > about the way they're being tagged, and people complaining about the
> > people complaining.
> >
> > That and the usual Rob Cypher hijinks.
>
> *remembers this and ducks back into AHSM*
> Ah well... at least I can't see Cypher's posts...
> Eh... damnit! No more hentai groups to duck into... except for that italian one... but
> they are even freakier than you people...
>
> *ducks into AGNPH and slams into a wall with a sign on it* AGNPH coming soon to an ISP
> near you. *grumbles and tries ABWG, it also has the sign* Damnit!
>
> Bah! To hell with it! *ducks into AGNP and sees a giant Wigglytuff painted on a wall
> with a sign on it* When many of these gather, run like hell... this looks
> interesting... *walks in, asks a hentai question, and gets hit with a cinder block* @.@
Nowhere to run....Nowhere to hide!!
<SNIP THE AGFFH LENGTH SIG>
Black Hole
"J.D." wrote:
My sig isn't THAT long... if you want to see a long sig, see M.W.F.'s complete sig... or go
to AGFF Damn those are long sigs!
J.D.
>
> >Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword wrote:
> >>
> >> Kaseino <kas...@sailorsenshi.com> schrieb in Nachricht
> >> >Edson, Bio-Beast Master wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Nah... I'd be their "breakfast" on the following days:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Mondays: Minako
> >> >> >> >> Tuesdays: Usagi
> >> >> >> >> Wednesdays: Rei
> >> >> >> >> Thursdays: Ami
> >> >> >> >> Fridays: Makoto
> >> >> >> >> Saturdays: Hotaru
> >> >> >> >> Sundays: all of them! ^_^
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Nah, I'd have to kill you on Wednesday, after finding you in my bed.
> >> >> >> Then Thursday evening, you'd be Bio-Beast chow.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >SHI'NE!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*cheebs! rams a Fireball Supernova down Edson's throat*
> >> >> >
> >> >> >...and there was much rejoicing. (yay...)
> >> >> (Coughing up black smoke.)
> >> >> I was refering to Tenchi, the reason for Thursday evening was to spare
> >> >> Mako-chan on Friday morning.
> >> >
> >> >Gomen nasai! But I already killed him.
> >>
> >> You can't be possibly meaning me... but I think I better take care of you
> >:-)
> >> <takes out huge mallet and hammers Kas into the ground>
> >
> >
> >"You tried to hurt cheebs!??
> >
> >TENCHI.......YOU GO SQUISH NOW!!!!
> >
> >EARTH......NATURE.....CREATION!!
> >
> >Time to go bye-bye...Poof."
> >
> >Tenchi is gone.
> >
> >A perfectly cute anime mascot is in it's place. (Think the cast of
> >"Cutey Honey.")
>
> Oh well... least thing I could do is look good, since that's anime law ^_^
> <changes into Drakuun-outfit> Cool, huh?
> <notices J.D. and others nose-bleeding> Oh... I guess I should've turned my back
> before changing, huh?
You've obviously not seen Cutey Honey. I turned you into an anime
mascot. You won't give anyone nosebleeds, unless I just turned diabetic.
>
> >"Run...Run..Away!!"
> >
> >CHU-CHU!!
> >
> >A small SD-Godzilla looking thingy appears in JD's arms...He starts to
> >rub it's belly.
> >
> >"Good Rampage...Good...Rampage...You hungry, girl?"
> >
> >CHU!! CHU-CHU!!!
> >
> >"Give him a headstart...and hunt him down. By the way...the effects of
> >this "branch" of Earth Nature Creation last 5 hours....then your back to
> >normal. I'd find a good place to hide."
>
> Nonsense... Come here, you overgrown lizard!
> <draws Illumina sword and chops of Godzilla's head>
> Apparently you forgot that Anime girls kick mucho ass! :P
> <notices J.D. and others nosebleeding again> What? Oh, my top loosened... I'll
> fix it right away! ^_^
Uhh...Anime mascots never kick any ass.
<Picks up head of SD-Godzilla, no longer attached to torso.>
Uhhh...this wasn't supposed to happen. She was borrowed from another
continuity. She shouldn't be able to die. I think this might cause a
problem.
I wonder...
<J.D. pulls out sword and Tench puts Illumina into attack position>
EARTH....NATURE......REGENERATION!!!
<J.D. thrusts sword into ground.>
Let...the earth...heal it's own...
<The SD Godzilla's body is covered with white light...>
CHU!! CHU-CHU!!!
<The SD Godzilla runs up to J.D. He rubs the underside of its belly.>
Okay ugly...time to send you home.
<The SD Godzilla fades into nothingness.>
Now, if that hadn't worked, I would have been in deep trouble.
EARTH.......NATURE.....CREATION!!!!
That should leave you as the mascot for a couple of days. Give you time
to think.
>
> ><Scissors snip on .sigs> -Say that five times fast.
> >--
> >Oyasumi,
> >J.D.
>
<Scissors snip on scissors snip on .sigs>
> /¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
> Tenchi the sword wielding maniac, Minako's chief otaku
>
> "I got Minako's panties! I got Minako's panties!" - Me
>
> Venus and Moon shrine:Venus and Moon shrine: http://linainverse.webjump.com/
> Official LAKACUA home (Let's all kick annoying Chibi-Usa's ass):
> http://members.dokom.de/MinakoAino/lakacua.html
> Mooniecode[1.8.12]
> SM:5+ F:sVe>+++Mo>++½Ma>++½:vCcAl:aUnNa:p*S D:sCh---Tx>---
> X:a200G++:m14s+ O:o+a-h++ P:a++:s6:w128:f:eBL:hBr:t-½:cWh:y+:r|+
> /¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\_/¯\
> Minako Aino * Usagi Tsukino * Lina Inverse * Amelia Wil Tesla Sairune * Asuka
> Soryu Langley * Rei Ayanami * Ryoko * Washu * Lum * Momoko Hanasaki * Shampoo *
> Akari Kanzaki * Anna Respighi * Yohko Mano * Azusa Kanzaki * Nene Romanova *
> Priss Asagiri * Yuri (Dirty Pair) * Skuld * Nuku Nuku * Kagome * Pai
--
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>"Run...Run..Away!!"
>
>CHU-CHU!!
>
>A small SD-Godzilla looking thingy appears in JD's arms...He starts to
>rub it's belly.
>
>"Good Rampage...Good...Rampage...You hungry, girl?"
>
>CHU!! CHU-CHU!!!
>
>"Give him a headstart...and hunt him down. By the way...the effects of
>this "branch" of Earth Nature Creation last 5 hours....then your back to
>normal. I'd find a good place to hide."
Nonsense... Come here, you overgrown lizard!
<draws Illumina sword and chops of Godzilla's head>
Apparently you forgot that Anime girls kick mucho ass! :P
<notices J.D. and others nosebleeding again> What? Oh, my top loosened... I'll
fix it right away! ^_^
><Scissors snip on .sigs> -Say that five times fast.
>--
>Oyasumi,
>J.D.
<Scissors snip on .sigs>
<Scissors snip on .sigs>
<Scissors snip on .sigs>
<Scissors snip on .sigs>
<Scissors snip on .sigs>
Chaz126549
[snip]
>I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back
>into
>AGFFH*
Why? So you can read more of Cyphers rantings about 7 of 9's breasts?
--
Chaz - ICQ #17243104
Demonic Caretaker, HOHG - Lt. Commander, Old LSPR
AHSM newbies, please check in at:
http://come.to/AHSM and http://welcome.to/LSPR
before getting fed to George.
*Arcadia*
Tenchi wielding the Illumina sword
>Black Hole wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>>I just got here and you people are all ready freaking me out... *ducks back
>>into AGFFH*
>
>Why? So you can read more of Cyphers rantings about 7 of 9's breasts?
He probably gets turned on by that ^_^;;
>--
>Chaz - ICQ #17243104
>Demonic Caretaker, HOHG - Lt. Commander, Old LSPR
>AHSM newbies, please check in at:
>http://come.to/AHSM and http://welcome.to/LSPR
>before getting fed to George.
>*Arcadia*
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