>Please excuse this intrusion on your newsgroup, but I would like to take the time to apologise
>for any annoying messages you may have received from Mad Bill Pal m er that were signed with
>my name. He is no longer associated with me, my alliances lie elsewhere, but the conniving old
>fool thinks that he can get away with posts of a very dubious, boring, non-sensical nature by
>pretending that they came from me. Any post purportedly coming from me but sent from Mad Bill
>Pal m er's usenet address are false, forgeries designed to create difficulties regarding my
>career as a writer and usenet entertainer/performance artist.
>
>Bill is a delusional man, completely out of touch with reality, a man who has not a trace of creative
>or artistic ability, a man who is impossible to reason with as he has no discernable intellect. He actually
>claims that he lives in an imaginary room above a usenet newsgroup!
>
>Thank you for your attention, and please remember, if it is signed "Twinkles - the alt.genius dwarf"
>and is sent from Mad-Bill Pal m er's address, it is a forgery. Mad Bill is a known forger and stealer of
>names, he even admits that he stole the name Bill Pal m er.
>
>Regards
>
>Twinkles - the alt.genius.dwarf.