Today I googled 'gruntled' and 'Man kills Eight'
bozo
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128950033
http://www.itemlive.com/articles/2010/08/03/updates/doc4c585bc348255450824376.txt
http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90776/90882/6928064.html
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=82537
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44kFDn-YZCo
-bdn-
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
> Today I googled gruntle.......
..........and man kills eight popped up.
TJ
OllieN...@aol.com
Eight is enough.
Tommy Joe
OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
Tommy Joe wrote:
bozo wrote:
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> ..........and man kills eight popped up.
> Eight is enough.
Not if you're the guy doing the shooting. I see the day slave is
up and ready to go at 8am while the night slave is not yet ready for
bed. Two slaves at opposite ends of the day.
TJ
R H Draney
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>> Today I googled gruntle.......
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> ..........and man kills eight popped up.
Is "I googled gruntled" anything like "I texted drunk"?...r
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Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.
Tommy Joe
R H Draney wrote:
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> > ..........and man kills eight popped up.
> Is "I googled gruntled" anything like "I texted drunk"?...
I am proud to say that so far in my life I have never texted
anyone. There's a certain viciousness to it that is entertaining.
I've had people in the cab talking bad about a certain person while at
the same time texting "I love you" to that person. I think it started
out as a way for kids in school to communicate on the sly. Not saying
it doesn't have it's merits, I'm not that narrowminded. But overall I
see it as weirdly intrusive. Where before they'd talk on the phone in
front of your face, now they'll nod and make occasional comments while
they work away on the tiny keyboard. One thing I know for sure, I'm
not a pro law person. No matter how dangerous it is to text while
driving, I don't think it should be against the law. I don't believe
the law cures anything. It'll be another source of revenue for the
law though, no doubt there.
Texting, One Two Three Four,
TJ
R H Draney
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>> Tommy Joe filted:
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>> Is "I googled gruntled" anything like "I texted drunk"?...
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> I am proud to say that so far in my life I have never texted
>anyone. There's a certain viciousness to it that is entertaining.
Friends don't let friends google gruntled....r
Tommy Joe
R H Draney wrote:
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> Friends don't let friends google gruntled....r
I encourage all my friends to do everything gruntled.
TJ
bozo
> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gruntled
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> http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128950033
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> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/eight-killed-as-chines...
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> http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90776/90882/6928064.html
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> http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=82537
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44kFDn-YZCo
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> -bdn-
I think it's time employers start preparing for workplace violence and
rampaging employees just like they do so for fires and floods, it
should be part of the daily work ritual just like it's part of
construction. and it should start with the job application process.
Maybe they're not asking pleasant-looking disgruntled applicants and
employees before being hired. Maybe they should have asked that
blackman would he kill people and strangers and coworkers over a
little hate and racism? Ooops, did I say blackman, I meant to say
disgruntled employee, but as it turns out, the rampaging man who went
postal at the beer distributorship in this most recent outbreak of
workplace violence did just happen to be a black man. Who knew. But
isn't this sort of like asking a chinese short order cook to whip you
up some rice and noodles and not kill you after arriving to work on a
trolley car his ancestors may have laid track for! What is wrong with
you people. Doesn't everybody have a good decent and legitimate reason
to kill people at work? Aside from not being hired and discriminated
against as a clown, it's one of the reasons I don't like going to work
myself. Cuz I know whenever I've accidentally got a job and had to go
to work, I too felt like killing people, but being a cheapskate, I
hated paying for the guns and ammo even more than I hated the people I
wanted to kill. In this most recent case at the beer depot, the man
may have been disgruntled over some 'alleged' issues of 'theft' and
'preceptions of 'racism' ... silly oversensitive negro ... but isn't
preventing workplace violence and rampaging employees, the
responsibility of the employer and its evil HR department, I think so.
Personally, I'd never kill over hate and racism myself ... but over
drive-by belligerent noise, in a heartbeat I would.
-bdn-
bozo
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maybe they're not asking pleasant-looking but disgruntled employees
and applicants (the right questions) before being hired.
-bdn-
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
I felt like killing several times last night. But I don't hate
people enough. I know it's all me. So I'd have to kill myself, and
that takes guts. Plus I'm strapped with the annoying hope that things
will somehow turn around. I'm too positive for my own good. I'm
going out again tonight with a positive attitude. Last night I made
17 dollars for 8 hours work. I had only 6 rides. The gas and lease
cost 40 total. I was telling one of the regulars what a shitty job it
was when she said, "You should have a more positive outlook." It
pisses me off when people say that. I'm not vindictive. If I were
I'd follow her around and wait for her to have a down moment in her
life, like maybe she's at a relative's funeral crying or something,
and I approach and say, "Hey, you really should have a more positive
outlook." I'm disgruntled Bozo but I'm too tired to act on it. Anger
without energy breeds despair.
TJ
bozo
"a more positive-outlook" huh, next time she says that, ask her if she
can tell the difference between an unhappy cab driver and a
disgruntled one, then lock all the doors
-bdn-
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
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> "a more positive-outlook" huh, next time she says that, ask her if she
> can tell the difference between an unhappy cab driver and a
> disgruntled one, then lock all the doors
lol. I like doing things like that. I'm good at letting them
know I'm joking, but not for that one split second when they're not
sure. Some of the things I've thought of I've never done. Like,
filling a drained bottle of whiskey with water to make it look like
whiskey, then going down a steep hill and drawling, "Oh shit here go
the brakes again", as you pretend to stomp on them but you're really
stomping the floor, all the while in total control. I like practical
jokes like that, but lately I'm too pissed off to joke around most of
the time.
TJ
someone
better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Tommy Joe
someone wrote:
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> better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Depends. If getting pissed on once a day makes me feel less pissed-
off, bring on the piss.
TJ
bozo
Congratulations TJ! You've just been promoted to HR Manager and have
to prepare a questionnaire that will screen all applicants and
employees at 'ACS/ALS International' for any history, interest or
propensity in going postal while at work. I don't have to tell you
this is a big responsibility, and that the lives of many managers and
supervisors are depending on you. By the way, don't ask to excused on
the grounds you yourself feel like acting out ... it won't work and
besides that's why we picked you. Since your applicants and subjects
may not appreciate the terms 'postal' or 'rampage', you may have to
invoke the terms 'workplace violence' and 'wantonly killing people at
work", and just like on the quiz show "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", you
can cheat, peek, copy, and ask for help. Good luck.
-bdn-
PS: Aim for 20! ... For some reason, people just love 20 questions.
Tommy Joe
I'll accept the responsibility of that job. I'm good at spotting
pre-postal moods. Once I see someone getting ready to go postal, I
nip it in the bud by killing that person myself. Nobody's going to
know they're dead or even care. I might even brag about it, make
myself the hero by telling everyone how many lives I saved today by
killing one a single person who had planned to kill more than that
number. Even the overly sensitive connecticut negro who killed 8, how
do we know one of those 8 would not have killed 16 if allowed to
live? Extinguish the trouble, don't let it go double.
I like your piece Bozo, but am tired and read it only sporadically,
and will get back to it later,
TJ
bozo
Oh wow what a big disappointment you are you big loser, all I asked
you to do was come up with some dumb questions an HR dodo would ask
any new hungry hobo about if he wanted a damn job, i mean it's not
rocket science, you just ask the joe if he takes the job if he's gonna
kill you or not, of course you tell him its' not a good job, in fact
you tell him it's a going to be a lousy-stinkn job with no benefits or
security or anything and he'll spend more time and money getting here
to do the damn job than it will ever pay, you gotta be a fucking self-
hating idiot to do it, and I'd kill my boss if he made me do that shit
without paying me or letting steal, well not really but you know what
I mean, but getting back to the questions, let's try one real quick,
you just write down #1 and then write something like "When you come
to work next year or so and it's pretty much just like I say, are you
gonna kill some of us if I catch you stealing some beer and chips ...
come on now don't lie ... if you lie you won't get the job." See dude,
it's real easy, you got 19 more to go, now get to it, or you'll be
answering your own dumb questions, you stupid HR asshole, I hope
somebody kills you.
-bdn-
dodo: http://www.freakingnews.com/Do-Not-Feed-The-Birds-Pics-51017.asp
Tommy Joe
bozo wrote:
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> Oh wow what a big disappointment you are you big loser, all I asked
> you to do was come up with some dumb questions an HR dodo would ask
> any new hungry hobo about if he wanted a damn job, i mean it's not
> rocket science, you just ask the joe if he takes the job if he's gonna
> kill you or not, of course you tell him its' not a good job, in fact
> you tell him it's a going to be a lousy-stinkn job with no benefits or
> security or anything and he'll spend more time and money getting here
> to do the damn job than it will ever pay, you gotta be a fucking self-
> hating idiot to do it, and I'd kill my boss if he made me do that shit
> without paying me or letting steal, well not really but you know what
> I mean, but getting back to the questions, let's try one real quick,
> you just write down #1 and then write something like "When you come
> to work next year or so and it's pretty much just like I say, are you
> gonna kill some of us if I catch you stealing some beer and chips ...
> come on now don't lie ... if you lie you won't get the job." See dude,
> it's real easy, you got 19 more to go, now get to it, or you'll be
> answering your own dumb questions, you stupid HR asshole, I hope
> somebody kills you.
First off Bozo, what the fuck is HR anyway? I looked back at all
the posts in this thread and still can't figure it out. But I get
your main drift, ok? I don't like lists, I told you that before. I
don't need to ask a bunch of questions. All I have to do is take the
prospective employee out for a small meal and talk about anything, not
necessarily the job itself, and within minutes I'll know if he's a
killer or not. I can sense it. These huge companies that hire people
on the basis of resumes, never even see them face to face, those
companies deserve everything they get. I love when employees flip
out. I especially love it when they crouch low with their weapon and
stalk/walk their way through the workplace corridors, shooting as many
as possible while allowing some to live. I love that last part, the
allowing to live part. I have a feeling I'd be one of those. I see
myself now in a restaurant when a disgruntled person bursts through
the door with a huge assault weapon in his hands, crouched low, table
to table, shooting with loud frightening sounds, and I'm frightened
too, just a bit - but then our eyes meet - he looks into mine deeply
and he nods his nead as if to say, "My brother!", and moves on to the
next person. I see myself as one most or maybe all killers would
excuse in their most demented moment of madness, for in my eyes they
can see that we are brothers at heart. Shoot on brother man, I'm
behind you all the way.
TJ
bozo
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> First off Bozo, what the fuck is HR anyway? I looked back at all
> the posts in this thread and still can't figure it out.
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http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-hr.htm
-bdn-
Tommy Joe
I knew what it was all along, I just wanted to put your through
the torment of having to explain it. Just kidding, I didn't know what
you meant. But, if I were on "Who wants to be a millionaire" and the
answer appeared in multiple choice fashion, I'm pretty sure I'd walk
away with the money. Yeah I checked out the link. I should have
figured that one out. Even still I don't care for the expression
human resources anyway, has a certain beuarocratic ring to it.
TJ