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Godzilla

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Jun 24, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/24/00
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Simon Clark 2000 wrote:

> Several people have commented that I have gay hare. Can someone give me
> advice on how to ungay my hare?
>
> Should I consider getting a perm? How about highlights?
>
> THAadvanceNKS,

Hare is gay.

Only gay people have hare.

En Esch carefully removes every piece of hare on his body so that noone
will think he's gay.

Julian
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Simon Clark 2000

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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Several people have commented that I have gay hare. Can someone give me
advice on how to ungay my hare?

Should I consider getting a perm? How about highlights?

THAadvanceNKS,

--
Simon Clark <-- NOT GAY!!!
http://www.lancs.ac.uk/postgrad/clarksj/


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J NIL

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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Simon - you have it backwards, it's ADVthanksANCE.
jnil

Cloth

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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"J NIL" <juli...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Simon - you have it backwards, it's ADVthanksANCE.
> jnil

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!


RC

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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In article <8j3psr$nqs$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Simon Clark 2000 <clarksj@my-
deja.com> writes

>Several people have commented that I have gay hare. Can someone give me
>advice on how to ungay my hare?
>
>Should I consider getting a perm? How about highlights?
Simon, I tell you this from the bottom of my heart and you know I really
mean this. The tight curly perm from the early 80s is the one you need.
You will be the Ultimate Ladies man once more.
--
RC

Beable van Polasm

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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RC <r...@earthpoetry.demon.co.uk> writes:

Tell your hairdresser you want to look like David Hasselhoff.
You know you want to.

cheers
Beable van Polasm
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Userb3

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Jun 25, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/25/00
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On Sun, 25 Jun 2000 02:13:55 GMT, Simon Clark 2000 wrote:

>Several people have commented that I have gay hare.

You have a happy rabbit?

>Can someone give me
>advice on how to ungay my hare?

Don't feed him for a day. That'll make him downright melancholy.

>Should I consider getting a perm? How about highlights?
>

>THAadvanceNKS,
>
>--
>Simon Clark <-- NOT GAY!!!

Don't be silly. We could all tell that from the beginning. But you're
awfully worried about it aren't you?


>http://www.lancs.ac.uk/postgrad/clarksj/
>
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>Before you buy.

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She was a Jung girl who was easily Freudened.

Birgitte Petersen

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Jun 26, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/26/00
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Thanks a lot Userb3...I really needed a good laugh!!!

Birgitte

Userb3 skrev i meddelelsen ...

Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jun 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM6/27/00
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On 25 Jun 2000 21:10:04 +1000, Beable van Polasm wrote:
>Tell your hairdresser you want to look like David Hasselhoff.

Yeah, but then it'll be hell to find a decent manicure.

ŹR http://www.bestweb.net/~notr/hasshellcure.jpg

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