Gift Ideas
Onideus Mad Hatter
things" I've come up with over the years. Mostly for kind of "off the
wall" products, or things for that person on your list who already has
everything.
First up, Turkish Delight!
: http://www.turkish-delight.com
...mmm, sweet and delicious!
Or how about a giant gummy bear?
: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/giant-gummy-bear-on-a-stick.cfm
Maybe an even BIGGER gummy bear?
: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm
Maybe some color flame candles?
: http://www.vat19.com/dvds/color-flame-party-candles.cfm
Honeycomb Squares are also real good:
: http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=17400
Maybe some astronaut ice cream?
: http://www.funkyfoodshop.com/175astronauticecreamourbestseller-p-61.html
How about some adult sized footie pajamas?
: http://www.snugasabug.com/adult_polar.php
(recommended for camping in freezing temperatures)
Or how about a turkey hat?
: http://www.buycostumes.com/Turkey-Hat/24660/ProductDetail.aspx
(I just bought one of these a few days ago, it's very cool.)
Did you know you can buy police supplies online too?
: http://www.hwcny.com/pages/police_equipment.html
Yup, you can buy just about anything these days.
How about for you office workers that gotta deal with other employees
stealin yer food? Well there's a solution!
: http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=4219
The fridge locker!
Then there's always the ORIGINAL Christmas gift:
: http://www.hammacher.com/publish/73155.asp
Don't forget those electronic cigarettes for the smoker in your life!
: https://www.njoythefreedom.com
Speaking of things that are bad for you, how about the WINE RACK!
: http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack
Give yer bust a boost with a little bubbly in yer jubblies!
And speaking of busts, how about a busty mouse pad!
: http://www.bustymousepads.com
Of course you could always just get them "nothing":
: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/nothing/index.html
And *LOTS* of it!
Or, for the drug addict in yer life, how about a lil legal Kratom!
: http://www.kratomherbs.com/
Get while ya still can! Cause they may make it illegal here pretty
soon!
Or if you're just looking for some places that sell unique stuff in
general then be sure to check out these guys:
: http://www.worldmarket.com/home/index.jsp
: http://www.thegreenhead.com
: http://www.perpetualkid.com
: http://www.baronbob.com
: http://www.nomadedesign.com
All sorts of cool chit! ^__^
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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."
"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."
"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."
"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter
<use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>Or if you're just looking for some places that sell unique stuff in
>general then be sure to check out these guys:
>: http://www.worldmarket.com/home/index.jsp
>: http://www.thegreenhead.com
>: http://www.perpetualkid.com
>: http://www.baronbob.com
>: http://www.nomadedesign.com
>
>All sorts of cool chit! ^__^
Forgot one!
: http://www.curiosite.com
All sorts of goodies! My favorite is the AK-47 bullet ice cube tray!
: http://www.curiosite.com/product/ak-ice-tray.html
Awesome!
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you have the time to make them.
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sa...@theprintshtoreiow.co.uk
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