Re: America deserves an AUK award.
Aratzio
<snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
Beau Blue
It's 'cause ..
We're from Pluto
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We have to spread democracy,
so we'll point this gun at you,
condemn your anthrax factories
and the mustard gas you've used.
We'll keep the ad campaign in place
'til everyone just up and goes insane.
Black jets and guided missles,
smart bombs will fall on you like rain.
We have to spread democracy
tho' George wasn't made that way.
The courts appoint republicans
who tell us what our ballots say.
We'll send this government worldwide
and everyone not with us better hide.
Black jets and guided missles,
smart bombs coming in from every side.
We have to spread democracy
don't think war's about mere oil.
We want your guns and chemicals,
we want soldiers on your soil.
We start rebuilding with pipelines.
Surrender now, you're running out of time.
Black jets and guided missles,
spreading 'ocracy to the blind.
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Aratzio
<GitR...@hk.hk> bloviated:
>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>@sneakemail.com says...
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>
>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>
>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>
>
>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio,
Who said I didn't dimwit.
> then get the fuck out you communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot.
Ah, so you are against freedom.
>Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
How Lamey of you.
ah
Who is this bad, bad man?
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ah
Aratzio
<splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
A socque puppet
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
> @sneakemail.com says...
>
>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>><snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>
>>
>>>Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>>>have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>>>just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>>http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>
>>What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>>through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>>stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>>being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>
>
>
> Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
> party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
> packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
I won't say it takes one to know one, but lookit all the /detail/...
Not to mention the bullying.
Nobody told you "bully" means "little bull"?
Spec. "bull dyke"?
Too bad...
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Ah. A pussy who's having a *feeling* at us because we won't pretend
for it that it's a Man.
I.e., a bull dyke ("bully").
Careful, or it'll go shoot up the playground.
Gunner Asch
>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>@sneakemail.com says...
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>
>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>
>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>
>
>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
Hear hear!!
"Confiscating wealth from those who have earned it, inherited it,
or got lucky is never going to help 'the poor.' Poverty isn't
caused by some people having more money than others, just as obesity
isn't caused by McDonald's serving super-sized orders of French fries
Poverty, like obesity, is caused by the life choices that dictate
results." - John Tucci,
ah
Explain to the man who has a USD$10 tax burden on his USD$60/day wages that
the guy on the other side of town with a tax burden of USD$100 on his
USD$600/day wages is hurtin' just as much as he.
Explain to him that he should have made better life choices.
I'd pay good money to see the dialectics of that.
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ah
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and foamed wildly:
> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, GitRDunn wrote:
>>a6ahlyv02 says...
>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>>>
>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must
>>> >all have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained
>>> >without just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>
>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is through
>>> hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than stepping up
>>> and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to being the bully
>>> and are proud of our being the bully.
>>
>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you
>>un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>
> Hear hear!!
Oh, look, Burt's found a new fwiend! Isn't that speshul.
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aided th' terraists with the following claims :
> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:53:56 -0700, Gunner Asch fixed me with a beady eye,
> and foamed wildly:
>> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, GitRDunn wrote:
>>>a6ahlyv02 says...
>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must
>>>> >all have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained
>>>> >without just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>>
>>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is through
>>>> hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than stepping up
>>>> and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to being the bully
>>>> and are proud of our being the bully.
>>>
>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you
>>>un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>
>> Hear hear!!
>
> Oh, look, Burt's found a new fwiend! Isn't that speshul.
The sound of their backslapping is quite deafening.
I'd leave amerika exceptin Ise prolly onna "terraist swatch lits".
Because I made teh meen wordses on teh intanets about lil George :(
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§ñühwØ£f
following claims :
> Gunner Asch wrote:
You lost them as soon as you injected math and logic.
You have to wrap it in the flag and serve it with a pepsi.
Aratzio
Asch <gun...@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> got double secret probation for
writing:
>On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> wrote:
>
>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>>> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>>
>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>>> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>>> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>
>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>>
>>
>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>
>
>Hear hear!!
Another *freedom* loving American.
Aratzio
GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double secret probation for writing:
>In article <q1jhb4pn5andlkbsu...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>You're a cocque sucker, Aratzasshole. FOAD
No, I will not date you.
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
and foamed wildly:
> splif...@gmail.com says...
>> Aratzio wrote:
>> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:57:51 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>> >>Aratzio wrote:
>> >>> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, in alt.aratzio, GitRDunn
>> >>>>a6ahlyv02 says...
>> >>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We
>> >>>>> >must all have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get
>> >>>>> >detained without just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this
>> >>>>> >and see: http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>> >>>>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>> >>>>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>> >>>>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio,
>> >>>
>> >>> Who said I didn't dimwit.
>> >>>
>> >>>> then get the fuck out you communist party card carrying cocksucking
>> >>>> faggot.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ah, so you are against freedom.
>> >>>
>> >>>>Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz
>> >>>>guzzling pussyboi.
>> >>>
>> >>> How Lamey of you.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>Who is this bad, bad man?
>> >
>> > A socque puppet
>>
>> *yawn*
>
How would that help kill the socquepuppet?
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
Well, I'm told I'm not, despite my years of making very nasty words about
Mr. Puddin' & Pie, but I find the thought of visiting a country which may
suddenly and at random transform into a war zone just a tad disturbing.
As for you, I honestly couldn't say. You're an internal "subversive"
type, the kind believed to be a "traitor" by the average wingnut brain
donor, but you post semi-anonymously, so I dunno.
Aratzio
GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double secret probation for writing:
>In article <plmib4dc9dgaci1n3...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>You're not good enough to date anything or anyone you camel fucker.
You left out my pet goat.
Aratzio
Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:rjjjb4hld6j1ht7n1...@4ax.com:
>Why did Foamboi remember you in his will and not me?
People just like me for who I am.
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"Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> got double secret probation
for writing:
My list started out with 3 I KNEW were not the sock master, who was
4th, hrmm?
Now if you are gitrdunn that had me because I think it is someone
else.
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <g9au1h$n9n$2...@registered.motzarella.org>, scraw...@arvig.net
> says...
>
>>GitRDunn wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>>>><snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>>>>>have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>>>>>just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>>>>http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>>
>>>>What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>>>>through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>>>>stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>>>>being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>
>>
>>I won't say it takes one to know one, but lookit all the /detail/...
>>
>>Not to mention the bullying.
>> Nobody told you "bully" means "little bull"?
>> Spec. "bull dyke"?
>> Too bad...
>>
>>
>
> Don't get all pissy because all the women in your family are lesbians. Just
> introduce them to Mad Hatter. He thinks he's a gurl since he mentions cock
> slapping so much he probably wants to see how the other half lives.
Far from resenting men even half as much as you do, most of the women
in my family had Master's Degrees in Art or Ed.
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <o3vhb494jmslfv7l8...@4ax.com>,
> gun...@NOSPAMlightspeed.net says...
> ah's life choice was to be an asshole. He's doing a fine job and he doesn't
> even get taxed for it. <g>
He's an /asshole/?
Here I thot they were saying he was an "ah, so."
(Age or bad earwash? These executive decisions...)
Dennis M. Hammes
Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
(His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
become one.)
Dennis M. Hammes
> In article <femib4drv168j8qqo...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
> @sneakemail.com says...
>
>>On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:53:56 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio, Gunner
>>Asch <gun...@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>
>>>On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>>>>><snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>>>>>>have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>>>>>>just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>>>>>http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>>>
>>>>>What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>>>>>through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>>>>>stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>>>>>being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>
>>>
>>>Hear hear!!
>>
>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>
>
> Drop dead you towel headed camel sucking sand nigger.
Oh, come, now. Columbia Medical School reports that four out of five
doctors who tried Camels preferred women.
morgan mair fheal
camel hump very pretty
and the camel spit is sweet
but the ride of the poor camel
is impossible to seat
arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
Gunner Asch
<scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>
>>>
>>>Hear hear!!
>>
>>
>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>
>
>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>become one.)
Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
your momma called home.
Gunner
Snarky
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>
>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you
>>>>>un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>
>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>
>>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>>
>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>become one.)
>
> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib your
> momma called home.
You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
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<33km2419sg6fnq3sh...@4ax.com>
"You cognatatively challenged fool!" -- According to Agamemnon, Stephen
Wilson is, apparently, highly ignorant about cognates, and so is anyone
who dares to disagree with him, in Message-ID:
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"Is it still necrophilia if I'm conscious?" -- Owen Harper, "Dead Man
Walking", Torchwood (20/207)
§ñühwØ£f
Try traveling into or out of america with yer laptop and see wot they do
with it :)
Aratzio
Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:aibkb45tk6hon7fne...@4ax.com:
>People like me, too, but they never give me goats.
Someone has to raise them, properly.
Aratzio
Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:p5flb4l772gkmoip2...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>> >> >>>I don't like this country, Aratzassholio,
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> Who said you did dimwit?
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >>> then get the fuck out here, enslave me,
>>>>>>>> >> >>> and let me be your cocksucking faggot.
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> Ah, so you are against freedom.
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >>>Let me eat your shit and die from fudge packing
>>>>>>>> >> >>>my limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi mouth.
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> How Lamey of you.
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >Who is this bad, bad man?
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> A socque puppet
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >Let me be your cocque sucker, Aratzasshole. XOXOXO
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, I will not date you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm not good enough to date anything or anyone but a camel
>>>>>>>fucker.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You left out my pet goat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Why did Foamboi remember you in his will and not me?
>>>>
>>>> People just like me for who I am.
>>>
>>>People like me, too, but they never give me goats.
>>
>> Someone has to raise them, properly.
>>
>By the scruff of the neck?
And a stump.
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I mourned:
> The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
>> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
>>
>> the oversized check is in the mail.
>
> Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
> under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05>
Said I:
> You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
> who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01>
"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
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"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
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<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
ah
> In article <48b93076$0$11728$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,
> splif...@gmail.com says...
>> Aratzio wrote:
>> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:57:51 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, ah
>> > <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >
>> >>Aratzio wrote:
>> >>> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, in alt.aratzio, GitRDunn
>> >>> <GitR...@hk.hk> bloviated:
>> >>>
>> >>>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>> >>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>> >>>>> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>> >>>>> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>> >>>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>> >>>>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>> >>>>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>> >>>>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio,
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>Who is this bad, bad man?
>> >
>> > A socque puppet
>>
>>
> Why not just kill yourself, then you fuckwit?
Because I'd miss your fall, CreamPuff.
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> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:56:48 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>In article <q1jhb4pn5andlkbsu...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>
ROLF!
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ah
>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Little
>> Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>news:rjjjb4hld6j1ht7n1...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:03:52 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>> GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <plmib4dc9dgaci1n3...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:56:48 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>> GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >In article <q1jhb4pn5andlkbsu...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>> >a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>> >> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:57:51 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio,
>>>>>> >> ah <splif...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>> >> writing:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> >Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, in alt.aratzio, GitRDunn
>>>>>> >> >> <GitR...@hk.hk> bloviated:
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>,
>>>>>> >> >>>a6ahlyv02 @sneakemail.com says...
>>>>>> >> >>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,
Do you need one?
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> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:34:50 -0400, ah aided th' terraists with the
> following claims :
>
>> Gunner Asch wrote:
>>> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:02:14 -0400, GitRDunn <GitR...@hk.hk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>>>>@sneakemail.com says...
>>>>> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>>>>> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>>>>> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>>>>> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>>>>>
>>>>> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>>>>> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>>>>> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>>>>> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>
>>>
>>> or got lucky is never going to help 'the poor.' Poverty isn't
>>> caused by some people having more money than others, just as obesity
>>> isn't caused by McDonald's serving super-sized orders of French fries
>>> Poverty, like obesity, is caused by the life choices that dictate
>>> results." - John Tucci,
>>
>> the guy on the other side of town with a tax burden of USD$100 on his
>> USD$600/day wages is hurtin' just as much as he.
>>
>> Explain to him that he should have made better life choices.
>>
>> I'd pay good money to see the dialectics of that.
>
> You lost them as soon as you injected math and logic.
> You have to wrap it in the flag and serve it with a pepsi.
BEEN LADEN IS MY BICH AND WHEEL NUKE TEH FWENCH TOGEVER!!1!
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ah
>>
>> >In article <8nt8b45b99trijvb5...@4ax.com>, a6ahlyv02
>> >@sneakemail.com says...
>> >> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:24:07 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw?£f
>> >> <snuh...@netscape.net> bloviated:
>> >>
>> >> >Sad but true. How else to justify whats unfolded since 9-11? We must all
>> >> >have gone quite mad to sit idly by while people get detained without
>> >> >just cause and habeas gets revoked. Read this and see:
>> >> >http://smirkingchimp.com/thread/9503
>> >>
>> >> What is more disturbing is the only way to *unite* Americans is
>> >> through hate. Pretty bizarre when you think about it. Rather than
>> >> stepping up and trying to help the rest of the world, we resort to
>> >> being the bully and are proud of our being the bully.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>> >party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>> >packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>
>>
>> Hear hear!!
>> "Confiscating wealth from those who have earned it, inherited it,
>> or got lucky is never going to help 'the poor.' Poverty isn't
>> caused by some people having more money than others, just as obesity
>> isn't caused by McDonald's serving super-sized orders of French fries
>> Poverty, like obesity, is caused by the life choices that dictate
>> results." - John Tucci,
>>
> even get taxed for it. <g>
Obsess much, CreamPuff?
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ah
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>
>>>
>>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>>
>>
>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>become one.)
>
>
> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
> your momma called home.
Oh, my.
Last time I heard that species of bravado, I had to fire the boy.
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> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in news:48bb36f5$0$67970$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
What's yer colour?
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Dennis M. Hammes
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>
>>>
>>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>
>>
>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>become one.)
>
>
>
> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
> your momma called home.
>
> Gunner
>
Lessee, "son," that would make it 1944, about the time my brother was
humping a radio across France with Patton, i.e., "doubt it."
(P.S.: She called it a "funeral home," and she could stitch your
mouth shut faster'n you could squawk about it.)
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:50:25 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote these lies, denials,
> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>
>>On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you
>>>>>>un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>
>>>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>
>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>become one.)
>>
>>Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib your
>>momma called home.
>
>
> You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>
Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> Snarky wrote:
>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:50:25 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote these lies,
>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>> obfuscations:
>>>On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>>>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die
>>>>>>>you un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>
>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>become one.)
>>>
>>>Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>>belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>>your momma called home.
>>
>> You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>
> Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
But not enough. He's a lazy rebel.
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"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the
late 19th/early 20th centuries sure would have gone to operas all the
time, Aggie! Message-ID:
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"RUBBISH! Italian opera makes reference to RECORDED GREEK HISTORY!
Calling with folklore is like calling the Napoleonic wars folklore or
Julius Caesar folklore.
"Greece does not have folk music and it does not have folklore." --
Clearly, Greek mythology was made up by archaeologists and
anthropologists in the past two centuries. Isn't that right, Aggie?
Message-ID: <VPudnbL2wM0RBAXV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Folklore is a 19th Century Romanticist Art Music genre." -- Aggie re-
defines the Brothers Grimm as musicians, in Message-ID:
<RqednfZU4LiLRgrV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Folk music is by definition Irish pop music. Specifically Irish pop
music influenced by Eastern European dance music." -- Agamemnon owes me
a head injury for that. Message-ID:
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"Rave and Trance on technical grounds should be classified as classical
music." -- Aggie the musical expert, in Message-ID:
<AZ-dnR58vJP...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Bluegrass is African American. Actually its origin is French just like
Rap, but it has nothing to do with Folk. Folk is Irish pop music
concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't
invented until the 30's." -- And rock, of course, was first made by
Greeks, as Agamemnon will assert. Message-ID:
<r7OdnREN64VSVBLV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority
of Athenians were straight and idiogenogamotics were ridiculed as either
being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or
financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have
mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy fuckers (kologamosis
with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it
were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or
brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace
or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic
fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women
were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also
disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and
Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask
yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was
easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it
was with a man the same age. He might as well have fucked a sheep or a
goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain
Jack an omnisexual, read complete wanker." -- Poutso kelftis on a
frothing rage, in Message-ID:
<5rKdnXHmXv_OxAza...@eclipse.net.uk>
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
May 12, 2008
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
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Gunner Asch
Sure you did, Jody.
Sure you did.
First Cav send their respects to your momma.
And tell her they got that nasty drip finally stopped.
Gunner Asch
<scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>> You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>>
>
>Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
And he Returns
How did you like the books?
§ñühwØ£f
the following claims :
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:32:57 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
All you have now is memories of your glory days "collecting gook ears"
huh, k00ky?
§ñühwØ£f
Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims :
Yet another reason why amerika cant compete in the global economy anymore:
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/08/us_government_p.html
Taking a biz travelers property will squelch commerce. People depend on
their lappys to do their jobs. Well...wtf...this part of the coaster ride
is all *downhill*.
Aratzio
Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
<absurd_numb...@hell.everyposehasits.corn> got double secret
probation for writing:
>On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:03:31 -0500, Dennis M. Hammes did the cha-cha, and
>screamed:
>> Snarky wrote:
>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:50:25 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote these lies,
>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>> obfuscations:
>>>>On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>>>>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die
>>>>>>>>you un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>>become one.)
>>>>
>>>>Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>>>belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>>>your momma called home.
>>>
>>> You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>>
>> Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
>
>But not enough. He's a lazy rebel.
All hat, no cattle.
Aratzio
Little Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in
>news:48bb7509$0$33706$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>Parts of me are medium tan, other parts not so.
VOTE LITTLE MEOW FOR PRESIDENT!
Aratzio
§ńühwŘŁf <snuh...@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
writing:
>On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:45:24 -0700, Gunner Asch aided th' terraists with
Gummy is so full of shit. Supposedly walking around VietNam with a
$10,000 bounty, yet was only there during the pullout. Even if he
enlisted at 17 he would have never been on one of the SOG or Sniper
teams that actually had the 10K bounty.
Aratzio
Meow <me...@meow.meow> got double secret probation for writing:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in news:h98ob4hjpbudfo9et...@4ax.com:
>Single meow seeks MILF for running mate.
One of the Spears sisters?
ah
I'm surprised he can even talk.
--
ah
ah
> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:32:57 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Gunner Asch wrote:
>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>become one.)
>>>
>>>
>>> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>> your momma called home.
>>
>>Oh, my.
>>
>>Last time I heard that species of bravado, I had to fire the boy.
>
>
> Sure you did, Jody.
>
> Sure you did.
I did more by seven this morning than you did in the month of August.
>
> First Cav send their respects to your momma.
"Ack! Ack!", eh?
> And tell her they got that nasty drip finally stopped.
You'd be lucky if she'd let you lie at her feet that she could kick you like
the god you are.
--
ah
ah
> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in news:h98ob4hjpbudfo9et...@4ax.com:
Yow!
--
ah
ah
SEVONDED!!1!
--
ah
ah
o.k., that's cool. I got some severely melanin-less real estate with which to
contend, too. But, I digress.
Truth-be-told, I was trying to determine the desired colour in goat and/or cart.
You might be surprised.
--
ah
ah
> have matching arms again.
Aye. I had a rock hammer tan, once. It was, well, boring.
>
>> Truth-be-told, I was trying to determine the desired colour in goat
>> and/or cart.
>>
> I'll be using acacia wood for the cart, finished with mountain gorilla oil.
> A greyish goat will match.
Consider it done.
Do you have boarding?
Snarky
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
Not like it would even have the desired effect. Reasonably well-trained
terrorists would do exactly what anyone else would do, and not bring in
anything which would be likely to be confiscated. It's a very good job
of turning the rest of the planet off on visiting the US, and of
encouraging people to leave.
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ah
> need to torture the wee creature.
Goats don't care.
Gunner Asch
Im surprised neither one of you has yet walked in front of a bus,
based on the ignorance and buffoonery you demonstrate.
Shrug...but tommorow is a new day and one can hope
No one I knew btw...collected ears. Way to hard to tan, they stank in
short order and it was tacky.
Trigger finger bones on the other hand...(no pun intended)...
Gunner Asch
>Gunner Asch wrote:
>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:32:57 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Gunner Asch wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>>become one.)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>>> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>>> your momma called home.
>>>
>>>Oh, my.
>>>
>>>Last time I heard that species of bravado, I had to fire the boy.
>>
>>
>> Sure you did, Jody.
>>
>> Sure you did.
>
>I did more by seven this morning than you did in the month of August.
Sure you did, Jody.
>
>>
>> First Cav send their respects to your momma.
>
>"Ack! Ack!", eh?
Humm? Got a hair ball old turd?
>
>> And tell her they got that nasty drip finally stopped.
>
>You'd be lucky if she'd let you lie at her feet that she could kick you like
>the god you are.
They let men lay in front of her in prison?
Dennis M. Hammes
> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:03:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>>You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>>>
>>
>>Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
>
>
>
> And he Returns
>
> How did you like the books?
>
> Gunner
>
So unmemorable I don't even know if I read them all or how many there
were. I remember wondering why the writer had spent so much time to
demonstrate that a nothing was a nothing, then noticing that he was
cajoling /me/ into spending that time, or rather that the
bookseller/critics had done so; Kirst wasn't carrying his end of the
board.
For a couple of nobodies that were made to /mean/ something to the
Average Person To Whom It Could Also Happen, try /All Quiet on the
Western Front/ or /The Execution of Private Slovik/.
/A Farewell to Arms/ left me as unsympathetic to its
"protagonists" as did /Revolt/; even Gary Cooper couldn't make me
feel a thing in common with him.
Nor was that Cooper's fault; cf. /Sergeant York/.
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Dennis M. Hammes
That's "Licensed, registered Baby-Killer" to you, baby.
And if you don't like using the Long Form (because of what it rubs
in your face every time you hafta use it), you've always been
authorised to use the Short Form, which is the proper honorific,
"Sir," followed by the veteran's first name.
Dennis M. Hammes
/Civilians/ get bounties, babies. GI's don't.
Dennis M. Hammes
Oh, vets can talk right enough, babies.
It's just that babies have no idea what a vet's talking about, and
psychopaths insist the vet doesn't have Permission to know what he's
talking about.
It's a free country; pick one.
Kadaitcha Man
pronounce thee a gross lout, a mindless slave, ye grimaced:
Hey, Dennis.
The other day you posted something that was very funny.
I can't remember what the fuck it was, but I'm certain it was funny.
<waits for a poetry tirade>
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screamed:
> §ńühwŘŁf wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:45:24 -0700, Gunner Asch aided th' terraists with
>> the following claims :
>>>>Gunner Asch wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you
>>>>>>>>>communist party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die
>>>>>>>>>you un-patriotic fudge packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling
>>>>>>>>>pussyboi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>>>become one.)
>>>>>
>>>>>Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>>>>belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>>>>your momma called home.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, my.
>>>>
>>>>Last time I heard that species of bravado, I had to fire the boy.
>>>
>>>Sure you did, Jody.
>>>
>>>Sure you did.
>>>
>>>First Cav send their respects to your momma. And tell her they got that
>>>nasty drip finally stopped.
>>
>> huh, k00ky?
>> :)
>
> That's "Licensed, registered Baby-Killer" to you, baby.
> And if you don't like using the Long Form (because of what it rubs
> in your face every time you hafta use it), you've always been authorised
> to use the Short Form, which is the proper honorific, "Sir," followed by
> the veteran's first name.
Er, just FTR, Gunner Asch is on the ballot for the Nixon right now, for
his copious lies, including the ones about being a Vietnam vet who had a
US$10K bounty on his head, and yet, he's well under 60. Roughly 55 or so.
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as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
§ñühwØ£f
following claims :
They could just walk acroos the boarder eh?
North or sawth...smuggling usb keys in their arses!
--
"Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire
http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2008/09/02
§ñühwØ£f
with the following claims :
uh huh. being duped into service to fight for corporations is my fault how?
:)
§ñühwØ£f
following claims :
> Aratzio wrote:
>> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:13:17 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> §ñühwØ£f <snuh...@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
Ive never heard him speak so we can only assume from his typing that it
would be gibberish :)
§ñühwØ£f
the following claims :
> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:36:19 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Aratzio wrote:
>>> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:13:17 -0700, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> §ñühwØ£f <snuh...@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
The wingnuts first argumentative response: I wnat yuo to die!!!11111!!!!!
> Shrug...but tommorow is a new day and one can hope
>
Good luck with that. Shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which
one fills up faster.
> No one I knew btw...collected ears. Way to hard to
> tan, they stank in
> short order and it was tacky.
>
Sure. <rolls eyes>
> Trigger finger bones on the other hand...(no pun intended)...
>
No pun detected.
Gunner Asch
<scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>Gunner Asch wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:03:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>>You're not that old. You /might/ have five years on DMH, but I doubt it.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Don't worry about it. Gunner Asch is merely revolting.
>>
>>
>>
>> And he Returns
>>
>> How did you like the books?
>>
>> Gunner
>>
>
>So unmemorable I don't even know if I read them all or how many there
>were. I remember wondering why the writer had spent so much time to
>demonstrate that a nothing was a nothing, then noticing that he was
>cajoling /me/ into spending that time, or rather that the
>bookseller/critics had done so; Kirst wasn't carrying his end of the
>board.
>
>For a couple of nobodies that were made to /mean/ something to the
>Average Person To Whom It Could Also Happen, try /All Quiet on the
>Western Front/ or /The Execution of Private Slovik/.
> /A Farewell to Arms/ left me as unsympathetic to its
>"protagonists" as did /Revolt/; even Gary Cooper couldn't make me
>feel a thing in common with him.
> Nor was that Cooper's fault; cf. /Sergeant York/.
Its good that you are a published book and movie reviewer eh?
You of course are aware that Kirst was German, had been a soldier in
the Wermacht and the books strike a cord in just about any vet who has
read them. Perhaps the nuances have escaped you?
If the other books/movies didnt ring your chimes, then perhaps the
aclaim all have received was from stupid people who didnt have your
vast insight.
Chuckle
I wonder if you realize why I picked this particular nym many years
ago?
I suspect the nuances escape you.
Gunner Asch
Gunner Asch
<inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>> Gummy is so full of shit. Supposedly walking around VietNam with a
>>> $10,000 bounty, yet was only there during the pullout. Even if he
>>> enlisted at 17 he would have never been on one of the SOG or Sniper
>>> teams that actually had the 10K bounty.
>>>
>>
>> /Civilians/ get bounties, babies. GI's don't.
Depends on how badly the GI pissed of Mr.Charles.....
Gunner Asch
Gunner Asch
<gun...@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:07:24 -1200, "Kadaitcha Man"
><inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>>
>>>> Gummy is so full of shit. Supposedly walking around VietNam with a
>>>> $10,000 bounty, yet was only there during the pullout. Even if he
>>>> enlisted at 17 he would have never been on one of the SOG or Sniper
>>>> teams that actually had the 10K bounty.
>>>>
>>>
>>> /Civilians/ get bounties, babies. GI's don't.
>
>
>Depends on how badly the GI pissed of Mr.Charles.....
>
Btw..that was P10,000 (piasters)
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pi·as·ter Audio Help /pi?æst?r, -??st?r/ Pronunciation Key - Show
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–noun
1. a former coin of Turkey, the 100th part of a lira: replaced by
the kurus in 1933.
2. a monetary unit of Egypt, Lebanon, Sudan, and Syria, the 100th
part of a pound.
3. a former monetary unit of South Vietnam: replaced by the dong
in 1976.
" The piaster was the unit of money in Vietnam and the official
exchange rate was between 80 and 90 per US dollar."
Gunner, RVN, 1971-1973
Proud member of Mr. Ba's Family
Chie^'n dich Phuong Hoàng
ah
> ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in news:48bcb891$0$67956$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com:
>
> I am Little Meow, and I approve this message.
Rock teh goat!
ah
*drops jaw*
Did you ever . . . you know . . . keel a slant?
--
ah
ah
> On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:38:13 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Gunner Asch wrote:
>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:32:57 -0400, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Gunner Asch wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:36:31 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>> <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Don't like this country, Aratzassholio, then get the fuck out you communist
>>>>>>>>>party card carrying cocksucking faggot. Eat shit and die you un-patriotic fudge
>>>>>>>>>packing limp-wristed jizz guzzling pussyboi.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hear hear!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Another *freedom* loving American.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pf. Bet he won't fight for it.
>>>>>> (His obvious resentment of men is so strong it won't permit him to
>>>>>>become one.)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Son..I was humping a ruck when you were still a cumstain on a hookers
>>>>> belly, with the best part tricling to the floor of the pesthole crib
>>>>> your momma called home.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, my.
>>>>
>>>>Last time I heard that species of bravado, I had to fire the boy.
>>>
>>>
>>> Sure you did, Jody.
>>>
>>> Sure you did.
>>
>>I did more by seven this morning than you did in the month of August.
>
> Sure you did, Jody.
Are you para-, or quadra-?
>>
>>>
>>> First Cav send their respects to your momma.
>>
>>"Ack! Ack!", eh?
>
> Humm? Got a hair ball old turd?
Seen a bit o' firearms usage, Old Boy?
>>
>>> And tell her they got that nasty drip finally stopped.
>>
>>You'd be lucky if she'd let you lie at her feet that she could kick you like
>>the god you are.
>
> They let men lay in front of her in prison?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but those bars are yours.
--
ah
ah
Do you truly understand the concept of 'ownership'?
--
ah
ah
He might use an air tube...
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ah