OT: Pot humor.
ExecutoR
>This is a story to tell someone when they're high.
>
>Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell
>you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday,
>we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only.
>Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the
>floor.
>
>Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to
>fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and
>shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up
>and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind
>man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
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>Q. Why did the stoner cross the road?
>
>A. who else would follow a chicken?
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>Q. Have you heard about the guy who put the condom on backwards?
>
>A. He went.
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>Q. What do you call a "Stoned Eskimo"?
>
>A. "Baked Alaskan"
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>A pot smoker says to his drill sergeant, "Reporting for doobie, sir"!!
>
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>There is a thin line between love and hate. . .
>
>It's about halfway down the joint.
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>Stoner trying to tell a joke:
>
> One day there was this dude and this
> other dude who went somewhere, I
> think.
>
> Okay, okay, okay. . . I got it now.
>
> There was this dude and a chick.
>
> Nah, that's not it.
>
> Fuck it. Wanna smoke a bowl?
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>I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
>
LMHJO !!
ExecutoR