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TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY

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Jan 29, 2023, 7:58:20 PM1/29/23
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Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really mixed
nuts, that's just separated nuts.

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Jan 29, 2023, 8:25:44 PM1/29/23
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Skeeter <nom...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
> Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
> >
> > Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
> > possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
> > always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
> > perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
> > assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really
> > mixed nuts, that's just separated nuts.
> >
>
> That's quantum type shit right there.
>

Are the nuts alive or dead?
We should ask Erwin Schrödinger, he'd know.

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TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY

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Jan 29, 2023, 8:43:26 PM1/29/23
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Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

On Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:03:22 -0700, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
#

>
> In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
> Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
> >
> > Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
> > possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
> > always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
> > perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
> > assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really mixed
> > nuts, that's just separated nuts.
>
>
> That's quantum type shit right there.

Hi IQ stuff, too.

Janithor

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Jan 29, 2023, 8:58:36 PM1/29/23
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x-no-archive: yes

On 1/29/2023 5:43 PM, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
> Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!
>
> On Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:03:22 -0700, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
> #
>
>>
>> In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
>> Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
>>>
>>> Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
>>> possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
>>> always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
>>> perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
>>> assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really mixed
>>> nuts, that's just separated nuts.
>>
>>
>> That's quantum type shit right there.
>
> Hi IQ stuff, too.


oooooo Checky's flexin his nuts

TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY

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Jan 29, 2023, 10:18:14 PM1/29/23
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Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

On Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:58:34 -0800, Janithor put forth the notion that:
#

>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> On 1/29/2023 5:43 PM, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
> > Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!
> >
> > On Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:03:22 -0700, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
> > #
> >
> >>
> >> In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
> >> Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
> >>>
> >>> Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
> >>> possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
> >>> always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
> >>> perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
> >>> assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really mixed
> >>> nuts, that's just separated nuts.
> >>
> >>
> >> That's quantum type shit right there.
> >
> > Hi IQ stuff, too.
>
>
> oooooo Checky's flexin his nuts

Shit! Damned web cam...

TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY

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Jan 29, 2023, 11:30:32 PM1/29/23
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Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

On Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:25:39 +0000, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
#

>
> Skeeter <nom...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> > In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
> > Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
> > >
> > > Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
> > > possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
> > > always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
> > > perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
> > > assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really
> > > mixed nuts, that's just separated nuts.
> > >
> >
> > That's quantum type shit right there.
> >
>
> Are the nuts alive or dead?
> We should ask Erwin Schrödinger, he'd know.
>

I asked Heisenberg, but he wasn't certain.

Sn!pe

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Jan 30, 2023, 10:24:02 AM1/30/23
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TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY <Bu...@Schitt.corn> wrote:

> Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:25:39 +0000, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:
> #
>
> >
> > Skeeter <nom...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MPG.3e40b605a...@usnews.blocknews.net>,
> > > Bu...@Schitt.corn says...
> > > >
> > > > Say you had just two nuts and you wanted to mix them... is that even
> > > > possible? It seems to me that no matter how you positioned them, they'd
> > > > always have the same position relative to each other from some spatial
> > > > perspective. Of course you could vary the distance between the nuts
> > > > assuming there was nothing constraining them, but that's not really
> > > > mixed nuts, that's just separated nuts.
> > > >
> > >
> > > That's quantum type shit right there.
> > >
> >
> > Are the nuts alive or dead?
> > We should ask Erwin Schrödinger, he'd know.
> >
>
> I asked Heisenberg, but he wasn't certain.
>

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