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For Sale: Same Drive '73 USC/UCLA

Notice any tale concerning obfuscation arye,
how such shall be the fate of all who follow the path of the hero.
Feigning passage of trials, temptation, and tribulation,
although they haven't been there yet, like you said.
If your the only one holding your head up while all eyes are stuck on the ground,
10,000 lies, fire's burning out, time to go home.
But if your the life and the way, and the only reason we're still around,
I only pray heaven bow before you get your ground,
as if your the light that will one day only be read about.
And if you see your maker coming,
say your not living a lie, never took a life, and haven't seen a way,
or find a thing they called hope.
~ [o;-)

For Sale: Jigsaw Instructions '73 USC/UCLA

If the pieces obviously don't fit, don't try putting them back together.
~ [o;-)

For Sale: Aenima Tool '73 USC/UCLA

Some say a comet will fall from the sky followed by metior showers
and tidal waves, followed by fault lines that cannot sit still,
followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
..and some say the end is near, some say we'll see armegeddeon soon.
Kinda hope I get my 71 mil, I sure could use a vacation from
you stupid shits and the same old shit.
Mom's gonna fix it all they say, they say she's gonna take it
put it back the way it oughta be..
..but I'm praying for rain, so you might see a tidal wave.
If I want it to go down, pretty sure it gets flushed away
and laid to waste.
Don't call me a pessimist, I'm still fucking trying my best.
One giant festering neon distraction, I've a solution..
Keep yourself occupied, and learn to swim...
..somewhere else please,..
..isn't there a lake where you used to be, instead?
'Cause I'm praying for rain, so you might see a tidal wave.
If I want it to go down, pretty sure it gets washed away
and laid to waste.
I said, Don't call me pessimist, I'm still fucking trying my best.
Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim.
~ [o;-)

Request for funding:
I need 71 million dollars (usd).

Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, D.S.

..it appears y'all have 3 specific serious problems I don't. (Actually more than
that). The first is simple, classic, yersina pestis (black plague), the second, classic rabies
(and iv drugs laced with such), and third, bolivourous influenza (captain trips),
which is the result of mixed advanced rabid cases excrement and meat over about a
months time. ..as I stated, and note I didn't say lag your ass off,.. ..again. I
need 71 million dollars (usd). Immediately.
~ Dr. Hunter Reon Barnes, PhD DS