Don't you people take my prediction lightly, you must be prepared to lose your
ass, a major catastrophe is set to wipe all of your dumbass off the map by Dec
31, 2009..... Either that or your $$$ will be eliminated completely, a major
jolt to your economy! How much do you want to bet? Oh well, the majority of
you will be gone any way, so why should I bet right? Thank God to clean up
America, I wish all of you arrogant asses gone.
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Well, if that's the case, then no one will be around to say I told you so.
But, I suspect that 2010 will roll in and you'll cower away into a hole to
reappear with some reason why and a new date of doom.
THAT is the only thing I know for sure.
That's nice, hope you're not offended if I don't change my plans for
New Years celebrations.
(I hope to still be celebrating Temple's victory over UCLA actually.
Go OWLS!)
Oh you're sooo tough you faceless doomsday prick. Think you're nostradamus
do you? Even HE got most of what he predicted dead wrong.
Im sorry to have to tell you this, but, there willl be no
Intercoursing in Hell ; it will be a place of extreme regret and
remorse and there will be no good times had there. There wont be any
Intercoursing in Heaven either...but we wont miss it as Heaven will
be even better than that . Take your choice -- you pick and God
grants it.
Just like a damn fundamentalist fundie, assuming they know it all. Tell
me Dave, you like that 'no intercoursing', don't you?
Since you don't get any in this life, that suits you just fine:-)))).
> Just like a damn fundamentalist fundie, assuming they know it all. Tell
> me Dave, you like that 'no intercoursing', don't you?
> Since you don't get any in this life, that suits you just fine:-))))
Do gay men call their act "intercoursing"?
Why don't we ask Dave what he called it?
I think we just did:-)))).
(snip)
Thanks for providing the potential set-up
for a joke:
"Two morons - one drunk on new-age crap and
the other drunk on religion - walk into a
bar, and..."
No punchline need apply, IMHO.
-Chris Krolczyk
Dimwit Dave (IIbeduped) saz:
"I used to be all fucked up on drugs and alcohol, now I'm all fucked
up on the lord"
Are you sure the drop-dead date isn't February 31st?
LOL...I tell you what..all you doomsdayers can send me all that money you
got stashed away coz you wont be needing it after jan 31st right? yeah right
:)
I dont know it all Ralph...The Bible does. Im just the Messenger.
All the illicit orgasms in the world wont be worth missing Heaven
Ralph .
Does it? Why isn't it smart enough to tell its worshippers that the
stories in Genesis are not history or science?
>Im just the Messenger.
You are an arrogant fool. You don't have a clue what is going on, but
you blame God for the falsehoods you repeat.
>All the illicit orgasms in the world wont be worth missing Heaven
>Ralph .
You have no reason to expect to go to heaven. None.
This guy just wants more hits on his website....DONT CLICK you might
get a virus or something lol....
Flush.
WTF is an "illicit orgasm" and how does it compare to a licit one,
Dimwit?
And, while on the subject of orgasms, as you were a practicing
homosexual, did you spit or swallow?
You are the messenger for a false and harmful belief.
Tell me Dave, are all orgasms illicit? Just how does that warped little
fundie mind of yours work?
JFC!
Another megalomanical nutsack destined to spend eternity in the Bozo
Bin
> I dont know it all Ralph...The Bible does. Im just the Messenger.
> All the illicit orgasms in the world wont be worth missing Heaven
> Ralph .
So, in the HUNDREDS of places your fable contradicts itself,
WHICH version do you believe?
It's April 15th.
Tell ya what...all you "believers", since it doesn't matter anyways,
skip your tax payment to Uncle Sam and send it to me instead. Heck, if
you're right, it won't do either you or me any good. But I'm willing to
gamble...
Talking to yourself again?
By the way, have some commas. Please.
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
> You know I predicted correctly about the PLUNGE of my country..
Look, if you're the *real* Edmo, here's a clue: most people with
two brain cells to rub together would've been able to figure out
the fact that Governor Flatline would crash the economy a
long time ago. And *they* didn't attempt to sell the fact as
proof of some ancient form of entrail-reading.
In short, "Edmo", you're a purveyor of the blatantly obvious
to people who properly don't give a shit.
> I said in 2007-2008 this "It doesn't matter who will be the president,
> the US will always PLUNGE" due to the dumbfucked dickheads BUSH/CHINEY
Congratulations on contradicting yourself.
OTOH, you blamed the right people. On the *other*, you blamed
them even though "it doesn't matter who will be the president",
which proves that you're not even capable of being *right* when
you're essentially right.
What's next, "astrology is a science and an art"?
Oh. Wait. You've already played that card. Sorry.
> and you cockhead crashing our economy and our pussyfaces without remorse! Dontchaknow?
(Show of hands on a.astrology, folks; is this Teh Pantyhead in
meltdown mode or just
a relatively skilled troll at work?)
-Chris Krolczyk
>
> "Edmond H. Wollmann" <EHWol...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:Za6dnSUUp9UmILTW...@posted.toastnet...
>>
>> "EHWollmann" <arctur...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>> news:DJOdnTv6da1tTpHW...@posted.toastnet...
>>> Yup...I have no doubt, around this date. If I am wrong, you all can
>>> fuck me by the million.
>>>
>>> Who's fault? BUSH/CHINEY Of course, and you dickheads. You
>>> exported our jobs to overseas, you Heehaw with these two numbnuts to
>>> give our moneys freely to Israel to pakistan to every body etc...
>>> Now that stupid idea comes back in time to haunt us.
>>
>>
>> Don't you people take my prediction lightly, you must be prepared to
>> lose your ass, a major catastrophe is set to wipe all of your dumbass
>> off the map by Dec 31, 2009..... Either that or your $$$ will be
>> eliminated completely, a major jolt to your economy! How much do you
>> want to bet? Oh well, the majority of you will be gone any way, so
>> why should I bet right? Thank God to clean up America, I wish all of
>> you arrogant asses gone.
>
>
> So where will you run to hide huh snakes? It's just like the crying
> wolf story, many people predicted things wrong on the past, and you
> compare those guys to me, they aren't Pluto, I am...I see hidden
> things other can't see..
That explains the police escort at PF Chang's, Pantyhead.
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>... they aren't Pluto, I am...I see hidden things other can't see..
Those are called "hallucinations", Ed. Say it with me...
"hallucinations"...
<snip>
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would it be possible to keep this thread going until January 2010 ?
..... then we can all have a good laugh when this moronic prediction has
failed miserably ......
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Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity
............. and I'm not sure about the Universe ..........
- A. Einstein
Does Schr�dinger's cat have 18 half lives ?
cool .....only 7 days to go !!! I can't wait .......... until nothing
happens .....
4 days to go ...... then we can all blow big raspberries at Edmond .....
Flush.
well ... here it is 31/12/2009 ( or if you're American 12/31/2009
)....... 8:21 pm and the worst thing that has happened today is that it
looks like it might rain a little ....... perhaps a light drizzle ....
ooh .... I'm SOOOOO scared ........
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Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity
............. and I'm not sure about the Universe ..........
- A. Einstein
Does Schr�dinger's cat have 18 half lives ?