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Re: While we're talking about lawsuits in British Columbia

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Russell Tavek, AUK Vote Wrangler

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Sep 29, 2011, 12:14:33 AM9/29/11
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On Sep 29, 1:48 am, Meat Plow <mhywa...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On 2011-09-24 15:14:11 +0000, Russell Tavek, AUK Vote Wrangler said:
>
> If I were a resident of British Columbia, I would take note of this.
> > It would be relatively easy to launch a suit in California for the
> > purposes of getting a subpoena against Altopia: we've already
> > established that they will cough up information when they get served.
> > (Any comments on that, Meathead?)
>
> I was never served :)
> I never quashed.
> You, whoever the fuck your retarded self is should get their facts straight
> before pretending to know them.
>
> Excuse me while I laugh at you.

Please to allow me to be correcting my original erroneous statements.

Charles Novins served a subpoena on Altopia requesting information on
the poster known as Meat Plow, a/k/a William Malone "Wife-Killer
Willy" Griffith II of North Canton, Ohio.

The poster known as Meat Plow was informed said subpoena had been
served on Altopia. This gave him a chance to challenge this
subpoena.

The poster known as Meat Plow spoke to Chris Ridder, a well-known
lawyer who specializes in Internet law. Unfortunately, he was unable
to come up with the retainer required to quash the subpoena or to
mount a defense against the inevitable lawsuit. Accordingly, he went
to the more successful members of his family - that is to say, all of
them - with hat in hand, until they took pity on him and provided $750
so that Meat Plow could have Ridder write a suitably groveling
apology. Luckily for Meat Plow, this act of public fellatio and
humiliation caused Novins to take pity on his fat and impoverished
ass: all it cost him was his family's money and his self-respect.

Unable to get the taste of Novins' cock out of his mouth, Meat Plow
then proceeded to prop up the tattered remains of his self-respect by
attempting to intimidate Emmett Gulley. Alas, his efforts at this led
to even more mockery, and so he tried a new tack - bragging about his
new 17" Airbook - to regain the respect of his sociopathic peers who
were either more anonymous or had more disposable income than he
did.

Will you be paying that $17k in outstanding credit card debt before or
after you come up with a pithy rejoinder to this statement of facts,
Wife-Killer?
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