A Pig's Orgasm Lasts 30 Minutes.
Appledog
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.! )
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death! (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-
handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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SmucKKKy
<834fc97c-63e8-4f34...@g7g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
Appledog <oliver....@gmail.com> wrote:
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>
PEDOSHINE has AWLways known that
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Greendistantstar
> If you yelled for 8 years,
Where did you get this? A number of them are just plain wrong, and some
of the others are pretty suss.
I like a good factoid as much as the next guy, but sheesh....
GDS
"Let's roll!"
Shuurai
> > If you yelled for 8 years,
>
> Where did you get this? A number of them are just plain wrong, and some
> of the others are pretty suss.
>
> I like a good factoid as much as the next guy, but sheesh....
Are you suggesting that random snippets of information found on the
internet might be wrong?
Greendistantstar
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the
intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
GDS
"Let's roll!"
Lord Valve
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Probably true.
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Absolute nonsense.
> The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
> to squirt blood 30 feet.
Heard this before; sounds accurate.
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
I've heard this too; I'm kind of curious as to how they figured it out.
Did they ask the pig?
You can be a pig right now - just become a Democrat.
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> death! (Creepy)
Acutally, I believe this errs on the conservative side.
A cockroach is a magnificently efficient organism;
I've read that they can subsist for six months on
the oil contained in a human fingerprint. There's
no doubt that they can survive doses of ionizing
radiation that would kill a human being in less than
a day.
That doesn't stop folks from stompin' on 'em, though. ;-)
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
Democrats probably figured this one out during the Bush administration.
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
True.
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
> the length of a football field.
No, it isn't.
If we consider the length of a human body to be six feet,
350 times that is 2100 feet; a football field is 360 feet
long (including the end zones). That puts the (human)
jump closer to SIX football fields. BTW - if your dog
has fleas, you can kill all of them by driving him over
a mountain pass (if it's higher than 8,000 feet). A flea's
internal fluid pressure is so high they explode at high
altitude.
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Maybe that's why *catfish* are so tasty...
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Ouch.
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
Snakes smell with their tongues, and see infrared.
Obama thinks with his ass. Stranger shit happens...
consider Al Franken. <ugh>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Not even close.
It may be the strongest in power to weight ratio,
but there's no way a weightlifter could snatch
700 pounds with his tongue.
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-
> handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
I'm ambidextrous - I'll be sure to let you know when I croak.
Sorry, leftards - not gonna happen soon.
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
An equestrian gal I once dated told me that horses can't puke.
Never seen any horse-puke, so maybe she was right. ;-)
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Probably discovered during the hippie era, when black lights (and cats)
were ubiquitous.
I wonder if they found anything out about patchouli oil...
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
So are its eggs. Hmmm...sounds like Pelosi.
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too
Did I mention Democrats?
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Polar bears don't have to do *shit* to live longer.
They have the fix in with the Global Warming Assholes.
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Actually, I believe chimps do too, especially Bonobos.
Lord Valve
Expert (please obsess)
Dan Winsor
wrote:
I dunno if I buy that...
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Dan Winsor
Soy un poco loco en el coco.
Pierre Honeyman
are you back now? And why are you giving us such a shitty copy/paste
job of the latest chain mail turd to hit your inbox?
Pierre
Dan Winsor
> So, dumbfuck, weren't you leaving forever just last week? Again? Why
> are you back now?
Because he needs as much attention as he can get?
> And why are you giving us such a shitty copy/paste
> job of the latest chain mail turd to hit your inbox?
Dude, this stuff is a Ph.D dissertation compared to his usual drek.
Let's be encouraging.
Stanley Moore
"Lord Valve" <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:4A536D1E...@ix.netcom.com...
> Appledog wrote:
>> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
> Not even close.
>
> It may be the strongest in power to weight ratio,
> but there's no way a weightlifter could snatch
> 700 pounds with his tongue.
>
OTOH the snatch uses more than one muscle. Assuming the tongue consists of
just 1 muscle it might be right. Still not sure about the original premise.
I would consider the heart to be the strongest. I guess it depends on what
you consider a measure of "strong". Take care
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Stanley L. Moore
"The belief in a supernatural
source of evil is not necessary;
men alone are quite capable
of every wickedness."
Joseph Conrad
Lord Valve
> "Lord Valve" <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:4A536D1E...@ix.netcom.com...
> > Appledog wrote:
>
> >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >
> > Not even close.
> >
> > It may be the strongest in power to weight ratio,
> > but there's no way a weightlifter could snatch
> > 700 pounds with his tongue.
> >
>
> OTOH the snatch uses more than one muscle. Assuming the tongue consists of
> just 1 muscle it might be right. Still not sure about the original premise.
> I would consider the heart to be the strongest. I guess it depends on what
> you consider a measure of "strong". Take care
No way is the tongue stronger (in absolute terms) than the quadriceps, or even
the biceps.
Strength-to-mass ratio has to be the determining factor...
that's the only way the tongue could win. And well it
may, although now that you mention it, I'm leaning towards
the heart, too; the heart gets more exercise than the tongue,
too, unless we're talking about a woman. ;-)
LV
Sam the Bam
> So, dumbfuck, weren't you leaving forever just last week? Again?
Forever, like the future, isn't what it used to be...
Sam
WeReo_ScoTTy
news:SmucKy-21AC6B....@70-3-168-216.pools.spcsdns.net...
New Jersey Man Sentenced to 84 Months in Prison for Distribution of Child
Pornography
WASHINGTON - A 22-year-old New Jersey man, Jeremy Slagle, has been sentenced
to 84 months in prison for Distributing Material Involving Child
Pornography, U.S. Attorney Jeffrey A. Taylor announced today.
Slagle received his sentence on Friday, January 9, 2009, in the U.S.
District Court for the District of Columbia before the Honorable Henry H.
Kennedy, Jr., who, pursuant to the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety
Act of 2006, also ordered that the defendant register as a sex offender for
the remainder of his lifetime. Once released from prison, the defendant will
be on supervised release for ten years, and he will not be permitted to work
or volunteer with children, nor will he be permitted to use or access the
Internet without prior written approval. Slagle entered a guilty plea in
this case on October 15, 2008.
According to the government's evidence, in December 2007, Metropolitan
Police Detective Timothy Palchak assumed the online identity of a
cooperating witness. After doing so, Detective Palchak was contacted by
Slagle. An on-line conversation between Detective Palchak and Slagle ensued.
During the course of the on-line contact, Slagle sent to Detective Palchak
via the Internet 33 images depicting child pornography and eight video clips
containing child pornography. Slagle sent the images and video clips
containing child pornography from his parents' home in Fort Lee, New Jersey.
Law enforcement subsequently executed a search warrant at Slagle's parents'
home, and seized Slagle's computer. A search of Slagle's computer revealed
over 268 images of child pornography and 21 videos of child pornography.
Some of the images of child pornography possessed and distributed by the
defendant involved prepubescent minors or minors who had not attained the
age of 12 years, and some of the images and videos he possessed portrayed
sadistic or masochistic conduct or other depictions of violence. The images
located on Slagle's computer were taken to the National Center for Missing
and Exploited Children where they were compared with NCMEC's Child
Recognition & Identification System. The analysis resulted in 43 of the
images being identified as images of known minors, i.e., under age 18.
VOR
Actually, I don't think that is true.
The males can copulate with their heads attached. If a male approaches
from the front, she might bite his head off and move into a position
where their private parts take care of business. He will seal the deal
without a head. But if he approaches from the rear, he can do it without
getting his head bitten off and then dismount. Sometimes certain types
are strange in a social way because the male dances around like a fool
just to get her in the mood. Then she doesn't kill him. Plus, if the
female isn't hungry, she probably won't bite his head off regardless of
how he approaches or how badly he dances.
iL_WeReo
The only thing that is Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo.
iL_WeReo
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> - Show quoted text -
Sounds what a fucking pig hooker would do.
herbzet
As you no doubt recall, Appledork said on 22 Jun 2009 in
news:39bc6920-df95-484a...@g15g2000pra.googlegroups.com
"I'm going to dedicate my time and energy to arguing
with a different set of idiots, for now anyways."
Unfortunately, his reception among the different set of idiots is not
winning a lot of customers, as evidenced in the thread "You are not a customer"
at alt.zen on Mon, 6 Jul in news:h2ugik$n6h$1...@news.eternal-september.org
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<Appledork>
>> Oh so that's what your little ego wants? To be stroked and treated as
>> an equal?
>>
>> Wake the fuck up. You are NOT enlightened and if you EVER want to be,
>> you need to act like one.
>>
>> All you want is for your ego to be massaged with talk that does not
>> make any difficult to accept "claims" - so labled because you simply
>> cannot accept that they are really /facts/.
>>
>> Keep in mind you get what you pay for. You're not paying me money so
>> you must pay me with devotion. If you do not, you will get nothing. I
>> do not care what you think of me. Why would I, you're not a customer.
<herbzet>
> And there you go.
<Nobody in Particular>
Wow.
He surely switched back with a vengeance to his old deluded self. It's
almost like his trying to be civil took so much out of him, he snapped
back hard.
His demand for devotion is something new, though. Even for him, that's
so much over the top, I can't decide if he's being sarcastic, or if he
cracked completely.
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I guess he's pining for his old buddies at rma and ag, who (one assumes)
are more receptive to his pitch.
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hz
WartRemover
<ad9c3d9d-fcfc-4a42...@y7g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,
iL_WeReo <calja...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Being an AIDS INFECTED PIG FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER...u SHOULD KNOW FAT ASS
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oWo
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SmucKKKy
<51d05346-9b2b-4872...@s31g2000yqs.googlegroups.com>,
iL_WeReo <calja...@yahoo.com> wrote:
....a pair of LOSER SHITS
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WeReo_ScoTTy
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Bill Mercer, United States Attorney for the District of Montana, announced
today that during a federal court session in Billings , on February 18,
2009, before Chief U.S. District Judge Richard F. Cebull, LAYMON PARKER
McGAUGHEY III, a 57-year-old resident of Las Vegas , Nevada , appeared for
sentencing. McGAUGHEY was sentenced to a term of:
a.. Prison: 235 months
b.. Special Assessment: $100
c.. Supervised Release: life time
McGAUGHEY was sentenced in connection with his guilty plea to transportation
of child pornography.
In an Offer of Proof filed by the United States , the government stated it
would have proved at trial the following:
On August 19, 2005, McGAUGHEY was arrested at a residence in Billings on an
outstanding warrant from Nevada . The warrant was for two counts of sexual
assault of a victim under the age of 14 and three counts of lewdness with a
minor under the age of 14. McGAUGHEY consented to a search of his computer
which was located at the residence.
The computer, a flash drive, and three DVDs were examined and numerous
images of child pornography were found, including images of known victims.
Some of the children depicted in the images were clearly less than age 12 or
prepubescent, and/or were engaged in sadism or masochism or other depictions
of violence.
McGAUGHEY was subsequently convicted of the outstanding child sexual abuse
charges from Nevada and was sentenced to prison time.
Because there is no parole in the federal system, the "truth in sentencing"
guidelines mandate that McGAUGHEY will likely serve all of the time imposed
by the court. In the federal system, McGAUGHEY does have the opportunity to
earn a sentence reduction for "good behavior." However, this reduction will
not exceed 15 percent of the overall sentence.
WeReo_ScoTTy
FOCUSING ON INTERNET USERS IN LOS ANGELES WHO CHATTED ONLINE TO ARRANGE FOR
SEX WITH MINORS
Several people were recently arrested over a two-week period for traveling
in the Los Angeles area for the purpose of having sex with a minor child,
announced Peter Brust, Special Agent in Charge of the FBI's Cyber Division
in Los Angeles and Michel Moore, Deputy Chief of the Los Angeles Police
Department's Operations Valley Bureau.
An investigation conducted jointly by agents and task force officers
assigned to the FBI's SAFE Team (Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement) and the
Los Angeles Police Department's REACT Team (Registration Enforcement and
Compliance Team) targeted dozens of subjects in the greater Los Angeles area
who allegedly sought to chat with minors online, but unwittingly engaged in
conversations with undercover agents and officers who posed as minors. Of
the several dozen individuals who conversed online with personalities whom
they believed were minors, eleven made plans and then traveled to a
pre-arranged meeting location. Once at the location, each was arrested and
later charged by the Los Angeles County District Attorney in violation of
the California Penal Code, Section 288.3(b), traveling to meet with a minor
for the purpose of engaging in lewd or lascivious behavior, a felony.
Those arrested are listed as follows
a.. John Hwang, 27, of Anaheim, California, was arrested on 7/21/07
a.. Richard Joseph Buttery, 49, of La Mirada, was arrested on 07/21/07
a.. Babak Habashi, 24, of Winnetka, California, was arrested 07/23/07
a.. Evan Greene, 28, of Seal Beach, California, was arrested on 07/24/07
a.. Antonio Perez, 21, of Huntington Park, California, was arrested on
07/24/07
a.. Abraham Aleksanyan, 30, of Van Nuys, was arrested on 07/25/07
a.. Kenneth Grajeda, 23, of Stanton, California, was arrested on 0726/07
a.. Kristopher P. Duke, 33, of Las Vegas, Nevada, was arrested on 07/28/07
a.. Eric Lozoya, 21, of Inglewood, California, was arrested on 07/28/07
a.. Shalendra Avi Parasram, 27, of Simi Valley, California, was arrested
on 08/02/07
a.. David Mazlin, 23, of Valley Village, California, was arrested on
08/02/07
a.. An additional individual, Oscar Hernandez-Garcia, 25, of Sherman Oaks,
California, who arranged but did not show up to meet the online personality
with whom he chatted, was charged in violation of the California Penal Code,
Section 288.3(a), arranging to meet with a minor for the purpose of engaging
in lewd or lascivious behavior.
Hernandez-Garcia was arrested at his residence on 07/27/07.
a.. A thirteenth individual, David Avram Cohn, 49, of Woodland Hills,
California, is charged in violation of the California Penal Code, Section
664-288 (a), attempted molestation of a minor. Cohn was arrested at his
place of business in Sherman Oaks, California.
This operation resulted in the above-listed arrests, as well as ten state
search warrants and the federal forfeiture of three vehicles. Some of the
individuals who engaged in online chat with undercover agents were referred
to other crimes against children task forces or discontinued communication
with the undercover persona. Multiple investigations of are still ongoing.
Special Agent in Charge Brust said, "This operation is proof of the real
problem we face, in Los Angeles alone, involving the sheer amount of people
prepared to sexually victimize children. In approximately two months, we've
identified dozens of willing parties, many of whom quickly arranged to meet
with a child for sex, despite the fact they knew there was a possibility
they were dealing with law enforcement."
"This task force is a culmination of efforts by the FBI, the California
Highway Patrol, the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department and the Los
Angeles Police Department. I humbly wish to thank all of those involved and
recognize that this operation was a success due to their efforts," said
Michel Moore, Deputy Chief of the LAPD's Operations Valley Bureau. "This
task force is a testament to the fact that cooperation is the formula for
success. Although it was the first operation of this type, the results were
overwhelming and provided valuable insight into future operations. There is
much to be done to protect the children of our communities, we are well on
our way and have realized that we can and we will succeed with our combined
efforts. This is truly an example of what our communities expect of us and
we stand together today to say that we will not stop and we will continue
striving to provide the greatest service to our communities."
This investigation was conducted by the FBI's Sexual Assault Felony
Enforcement Team (S.A.F.E.) in Los Angeles, in partnership with the Los
Angeles Police Department REACT Team (Registration Enforcement and
Compliance Team). The SAFE Team, a task force which focuses on crimes
involving the sexual exploitation of children, is comprised of full time
members from the FBI, Los Angeles Police Department, Los Angeles County
Sheriff's Department, California Department of Justice - Bureau of
Investigation, the California Highway Patrol, as well as the United States
Attorney's Office and Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. The
above listed defendants will be prosecuted by the Los Angeles County
District Attorney's Office; in some cases, additional federal charges are
possible.