Ugliest guitarist.
GUANO
Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
ugly I can't even stand to listen to his music. does this happen to any
one else, see you hear a song on the radio and you reconize it and you
know some discusting person is playing that insturment or singing and
that instantly triggers an effect that makes you dislike that music.
(you know, I acually have no idea what i am talking about but it seems
pretty convinsing) well who cares if i have no idea what i am talking
about, that doesn't matter, what matters is if anyone has had that same
experience with ugly players, and which ones.
ps: sorry if I misspelled anything above.
Cypher
GUANO <ac...@swbell.net> wrote:
> Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
> ugly I can't even stand to listen to his music.
Yeah... ever seen Vito Bratta (White Lion) with his sunglasses off?
EWWWWW!
-Cypher
TQ Hot
GUANO wrote:
>
> Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
> one else, see you hear a song on the radio and you reconize it and you
> know some discusting person is playing that insturment or singing and
> that instantly triggers an effect that makes you dislike that music.
> (you know, I acually have no idea what i am talking about but it seems
> pretty convinsing) well who cares if i have no idea what i am talking
> about, that doesn't matter, what matters is if anyone has had that same
> experience with ugly players, and which ones.
>
> ps: sorry if I misspelled anything above.
The ugliness is in your heart and soul, GUANO.
TQ Hot
Kamchak Tuchuk
Do you wanna hear him play or do you wanna fuck him?
IsaacPetro
>> Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
>> ugly I can't even stand to listen to his music
Ugliest Guitarist Award goes to... me!!!!
--Isaac
(Hey, I gotta have a little fun every now and then.)
Brad Holstead
And the winners are...
1. Lemmy (yes, he plays guitar too-whatever, he's one ugly m.f.-face
make a train take a dirt road!)
2. Dimebag Darrell (looks like he could use a bath, too)
3. Keith Richards (God bless 'im, but the years have taken their toll)
Brad Holstead
b.holstead'at'utoronto.ca
joth
GUANO <ac...@swbell.net> wrote in article <3429AD...@swbell.net>...
> Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
> ugly I can't even stand to listen to his music. does this happen to any
> one else, see you hear a song on the radio and you reconize it and you
> know some discusting person is playing that insturment or singing and
> that instantly triggers an effect that makes you dislike that music.
> (you know, I acually have no idea what i am talking about but it seems
> pretty convinsing) well who cares if i have no idea what i am talking
> about, that doesn't matter, what matters is if anyone has had that same
> experience with ugly players, and which ones.
>
> ps: sorry if I misspelled anything above.
>
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
You dumb fuck,
how dare you insult my boy angus.
he is the coolest thing ever to come out of australia.
havent you ever seen their stage antics?
how could you not love that piggy-back thing he used to do with bon and
brian?
AC/DC ROCKS!
keith richards is the ugliest guitarist,
he is a veritable prune.
LHG
Jonneeeee Winterrrrrrr
(maybe but who cares anyway?)
Rod
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What about Frank Zappa?
Carlginger
>Subject: Re: Ugliest guitarist.
Jeff Tally.
Kim Komisar
Carlginger wrote:
>
> >Subject: Re: Ugliest guitarist.
Does it really matter?
King 0' Funk
Carlginger wrote:
>
> >Subject: Re: Ugliest guitarist.
>
any of the guys from Marylin Manson
end of discussion
Cam Lowe
Carlginger wrote:
>
> >Subject: Re: Ugliest guitarist.
>
> Jeff Tally.
Keith Richards, and Slash..
Alex Tobias
On 28 Sep 1997 10:22:35 GMT, "Mark A. Boughter"
<mbou...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>I was never an AC/DC fan but went to a show when I lived in Orlando FL.
>Man, they kicked my ass. They did "For those about to Rock" the cannons
>made me almost crap myself and this one chick was running around with no top
>on, then she passed out on the floor and some dork put her shirt back on and
>carried her to an empty seat. Angus did rule that night!
>
>I have never been a Rolling Stones fan...and never will be...they did not
>kick ass.
That's about the average intelligence level of an AC/DC fan. I
guess you will pass 90% of the worlds great music by since it doesn't
"kick ass".
James Leahy
Lemmy
Mark A. Boughter
In article <01bccaa8$7a38f1c0$d3119a8e@joth>, "joth" <jo...@ican.net> wrote:
> NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
> You dumb fuck,
> how dare you insult my boy angus.
> he is the coolest thing ever to come out of australia.
> havent you ever seen their stage antics?
> how could you not love that piggy-back thing he used to do with bon and
> brian?
> AC/DC ROCKS!
>
> keith richards is the ugliest guitarist,
> he is a veritable prune.
I was never an AC/DC fan but went to a show when I lived in Orlando FL.
Man, they kicked my ass. They did "For those about to Rock" the cannons
made me almost crap myself and this one chick was running around with no top
on, then she passed out on the floor and some dork put her shirt back on and
carried her to an empty seat. Angus did rule that night!
I have never been a Rolling Stones fan...and never will be...they did not
kick ass.
Mark A. Boughter
Craig Wiper
I'm the ugliest guitar player. Check it out on my site:
http://www.sonic.net/~craigw
CW
swimdead wrote:
> Alex, judging by the tone of most of your posts, you have no business
> discussing anybody else's level of intelligence.
>
> Alex Tobias <Alex...@aol.com> wrote in article
>
> snip
>
> > >
> > >I have never been a Rolling Stones fan...and never will be...they did
> not
> > >kick ass.
> >
JFKW5
I know how we all love Stevie Ray Vaughn, and he is one of my top 5 guitar
idols, but you have to admit, he was pretty ugly.
swimdead
Brain Candy
It's time to cause some ruckus. I know who the ugliest guitarist is. It
is Alex Tobias.
shit in your face, alex
Blaine
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and a great big bag of money."
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Brain Candy
JFKW5 wrote:
>
> I know how we all love Stevie Ray Vaughn, and he is one of my top 5 guitar
> idols, but you have to admit, he was pretty ugly.
As Marv Albert would say, "Yessssss!"
Don Welzbacher
Yeah but G.E. Smith has him beat hands down.
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Kieth Richards.......enough said
Mike Burgundy
JFKW5 wrote:
> I know how we all love Stevie Ray Vaughn, and he is one of my top 5
> guitar
> idols, but you have to admit, he was pretty ugly.
Haven´t you heard? It´s actually stated in the job-description.
Noah Karchmer
Ace Frehley comes to mind
Tom Jaffe
Don Welzbacher wrote:
>
> Brain Candy wrote:
> >
> > JFKW5 wrote:
> > >
> > > I know how we all love Stevie Ray Vaughn, and he is one of my top 5 guitar
> > > idols, but you have to admit, he was pretty ugly.
> >
> >
> > Blaine
> >
> > --
> > "God, give me the strength to change the things
> > I can,the grace to accept the things I cannot,
> > and a great big bag of money."
> >
> > reply by mail to bfro...@vt.edu
>
> Yeah but G.E. Smith has him beat hands down.
>
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Damn, I was just going to suggest G.E. Smith but you beat me to it!
Here's some more:
Albert Collins (almost scary)
Ron Wood (being a Stone requires ugliness. Probably why Mick Taylor quit!)
El Scorcho
It's gotta be Grace Jones
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Alex Tobias
Brain Candy <sp...@spam.spam> wrote:
>It's time to cause some ruckus. I know who the ugliest guitarist is. It
>is Alex Tobias.
>shit in your face, alex
>Blaine
Blaine gets my vote for the "Gayest Guitarist" !!!!!!!!
And also the "dumbest guitarist" if this post was any indication
of his intelligence level...
Alex Tobias
One word----- SLASH
nuff said
CatfishJoh
Steve Howe....ouch
Brad Holstead
I still say Dimebag Darrell...if Pantera ever comes to town, I'm going
just to throw a bar of soap at 'im! ;-)
BTW, whoever said Angus Young never got a look at Malcolm when his
hair is out of his face...like a torn tennis ball..
Brad Holstead
b.holstead'at'utoronto.ca
Cloude
Paul Arthur wrote:
>
> Mick Mars. Looks worse than he plays and that's no small
> accomplishment. Lies about his age too.
>
> #include <standard_disclaimer.h>
Have to agree with you on that one! No argument.
Peace.
Sam
#define UGLYGUITARIST "Mick Mars"
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You are insane, illiterate and superficial.
Rick.
GUANO <ac...@swbell.net> wrote in article <3429AD...@swbell.net>...
> Most guitarists aren't that ugly but take a look at Angus Young he is so
> ugly I can't even stand to listen to his music.
Brain Candy
Well, isn't superficiality what this post is all about? We can't judge
how ugly someone is on the inside.
David Cline
pleased to see you mentioned Steve before I did. Wonderful player, but
ooooooooo so scary.
Overdrive
JimsNe...@webtv.net wrote:
>
> Kieth Richards.......enough said
every old person gets ugly some time... but on his case....
Strat1995
The ugliest guitar I've ever seen was Jerry Garcias.
Brain Candy
Strat1995 wrote:
>
> The ugliest guitar I've ever seen was Jerry Garcias.
Jerry Garcia was not a guitar.
Alex Tobias
dferr...@aol.com (DFerree923) wrote:
>>Strat1995 wrote:
>>>
>>> The ugliest guitar I've ever seen was Jerry Garcias.
>>
>>Jerry Garcia was not a guitar.
>>
>>Blaine
Both Slash and Angus Young would make Jerry Garcia look like Tom
Cruise.
James P. H. Fuller
Alex Tobias wrote:
> Both Slash and Angus Young would make Jerry Garcia look like Tom
> Cruise.
You guys are just NOT thinking. I nominate the guitarist in the
Muppet band.
Kamchak Tuchuk
On 13 Oct 1997 19:12:14 GMT, mtea...@indiana.edu (Mark Alan
Teagarden) wrote:
>Sorry, folks, the ugliest guitar player EVER is (was?) Nick Bowcott from
>Grim Reaper. That guy looked like he'd been born in a barfight.
>
How about the bass player from Atlanta Rhythm Section?
Mark Alan Teagarden
Brain Candy
sha...@outercon.com wrote:
> >
> > Both Slash and Angus Young would make Jerry Garcia look like Tom
> > Cruise.
>
How is it possible to not have a style? Everyone has a style. KWS's
style is copying SRV licks, as well as his name, his guitar, and his
strap.
John Huff
>
>How is it possible to not have a style? Everyone has a style. KWS's
>style is copying SRV licks, as well as his name, his guitar, and his
>strap.
>
>Blaine
>
Bottom line-Kenny can play his ass off.
Would you prefer him to call himself Kenneth Sheppard? Since when was
SRV a true original in the art of wearing a guitar strap?
Before you flame away-I am a huge SRV fan. Just give the KWS some
credit.
Daniel
Nanodium
I'd have to say GeddyLee of Rush, even though he is a bassist
Marty Smith
cub coda
Mark Alan Teagarden <mtea...@indiana.edu> wrote in article
<61trqe$pr0$1...@dismay.ucs.indiana.edu>...
: Sorry, folks, the ugliest guitar player EVER is (was?) Nick Bowcott from
:
:
Brain Candy
I'm listening to SRV right now. I like him too. But look at this. SRV
had "SRV" on his strap. Kenneth Sheppard or whatever has "KWS" on his
strap. And I don't think he can play his ass off. If I spent all my time
learning SRV licks, I'd sound like I could play my ass off too, because
SRV could play his ass off. But he came up with the licks in the first
place.
Blaine
p.s. I'm surprised KWS doesn't have "KWS" in stickers on his guitar or
call it No. 1.
John Huff
guitarists learn licks from the greats and mix them up in their own
way.Listen to Muddy Waters, Hubert Sumlin,Albert King, BB King, Freddie
King, Buddy Guy, Johnny Winter, ect, ect. and you will find that no one
person invented modern blues guitar.Each, however (especially SRV) has
their own unique sound. Kenny is only 20- give the guy a break. He
obviously has talent-it just takes time to develop into an individual
style. I shared your opinion until I saw Kenny on the recent G3 tour.
He clearly gets off on what he does and sounds good doing it.
BTW, his songwriting is distinctly different from SRV's. Besides, I can
think of a lot worse guitarists to copy!
Daniel
TQ Hot
Brain Candy wrote:
> I'm listening to SRV right now. I like him too. But look at this. SRV
> had "SRV" on his strap. Kenneth Sheppard or whatever has "KWS" on his
> strap. And I don't think he can play his ass off. If I spent all my time
> learning SRV licks, I'd sound like I could play my ass off too, because
> SRV could play his ass off. But he came up with the licks in the first
> place.
>
> Blaine
>
> p.s. I'm surprised KWS doesn't have "KWS" in stickers on his guitar or
> call it No. 1.
SRV stole the licks from someone else I am sure. So it's cool if others
(such as KWS and yourself) steal licks. Steal some Eric Clapton and
Buddy Guy licks too, for good measure. Blues is a field were it is cool
to steal other peoples licks. If you steal from Eric you are also
stealing from Freddy King since Clapton stole some from him. Stealing
from SRV might actually be a steal from Jimmy Hendrix. Blues licks are
pretty much public domain. The only thing is to be smart enough to play
so you don't sound too close to any one famous individual's style.
IceHouse
mike
Im response to the KWS copying SRV issue, I think he does sound alot
like SRV (not as good of course) and that is to be expected being SRV
is KWS BIGGEST invluence (sp?, eh screw it). I love listening to both
KWS, SRV and all those great blues artist and I've only been playing
for 9 months and have only been taking lessons for 2 1/2 month be I
find that I am starting to sound like a mix between SRV, KWS, and my
guitar teacher(he can play his ass off and he has his own style). I'm
not usre if this is good or not but as far as KWS copying SRV, well if
you're gonna copy some one it might as well be the best. And im sure
SRV don't mind, especially since he touched KWS in such a big way.
Mike
mike...@usa.net
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John Sheehy wrote:
> Some of my favorites are "X wiped the floor with Y", or "X blew Y out of
> the water". When I see this stuff, I *KNOW* that this is a _very_
> valuable opinion.
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Stop making sense!!!!!!
IceHouse
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"Doot doot da doot dat do"- the colored girls, Wild Side
Brad Holstead
On 22 Oct 1997 21:20:05 GMT, thewo...@aol.com (TheWoodies) wrote:
>Man guitar players are the worst, I've never met a group so inclined to rip
> each other apart. On the the other hand we ALL do it. Your at a bar having a
> few beers and you start thinking, "he blew that part" or "what shitty tone",
> or this and that sucks. I have to admit sometimes it's fun, though you never
> cap when the guitar player is a chick. There are still some taboos!
>
>Rick
Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to screw in the bulb, and fifteen others to say thaey could
have done it better and with more feeling.
b
Smoke...green kind
sheez he is still a kid, he is just admiring a hero of his, give the kid a
break...
CRANK945
Cheetah Chrome of the Dead Boys is the mother of ugly.
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Exterminate all rational thought.
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TruSoldier
Without a doubt, G. E. Smith, formerly of Hall & Oates is the winner of this
award (or worse, loser). His face looks like five miles of bad road! See for
yourself.
comvest
I'd have to agree!! He used to lead the band Saturday Night Live, too I
think. That man is UGLY!!
TruSoldier <truso...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971112234...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
Loki
On Thu, 13 Nov 1997 13:16:50 GMT, sp...@worktomuch.com (spike) wrote:
>
>>> Without a doubt, G. E. Smith
>Amen to that....
>"uglier than a bucket of assholes
>with all the good ones taken out."
Kieth Richards.
Loki
Brain Candy
Mark Deayton wrote:
>
> spike wrote:
> >
> > >> Without a doubt, G. E. Smith
> > Amen to that....
> > "uglier than a bucket of assholes
> > with all the good ones taken out."
>
Steve Vai is pretty ugly. Looks not unlike, um, say, a monkey?
Blaine
JFBurns2
Kieth Richards got hung up on the branches G.E. Smith just brushed by.
IceHouse
Brain Candy wrote:
Gotta disagree with you on that one, Blaine. In the most non-faggot way I
can put it, Steve Vai is a handsome man.
IceHouse
Voxitar
>Kieth Richards got hung up on the branches G.E. Smith just brushed by.
>
>
>
Got to second Keith Richards as THE ugliest guitarist, although, looking at
some of my older Stones albums, he actually looked somewhat normal for a few
years in the early 60's. Who would've thought that 30 years of hard drinking,
drugs, and smoking a carton of non-filtered Camels a day would do that to
you??
An afterthought....WHAT the hell is up with Joe Satriani "doo" lately? Does he
have cancer?
bugsy
Why not just state your opinion and skip the bigotry, Outhouse? What are
you afraid of? Nobody cares what you do with your wee-wee, ya know.
Except for Tobias, maybe, but who cares what he thinks?
Brad Holstead
On Thu, 13 Nov 1997 21:47:19 GMT, sp...@worktoomuch.com (spike) wrote:
>>> Without a doubt, G. E. Smith
>
>>Fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
>Ugly enough to scare the paint off your house
Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.
His momma beat him with an ugly stick.
Brad Holstead
b.holstead'at'utoronto.ca
Brain Candy
Voxitar wrote:
> An afterthought....WHAT the hell is up with Joe Satriani "doo" lately? Does he
> have cancer?
On the contrary. If you see his pictures from before he cut his hair, he
looks a lot better now, cancer patient look alike or not.
blaine
Brain Candy
> IceHouse wrote:
> > > Steve Vai is pretty ugly. Looks not unlike, um, say, a monkey?
> > >
> > > Blaine
> >
> > Gotta disagree with you on that one, Blaine. In the most non-faggot way I
> > can put it, Steve Vai is a handsome man.
> >
> > IceHouse
No way! I'm looking at him right now on my G3 video and I'm telling you,
he's fucking ugly. His face is so bony. Looks like he's anorexic.
blaine
RG
Asked backstage at a G3 gig his reply was, "I'm going grey fast...didn't
want to go out like that"
RG
Brain Candy wrote in message <346CD1...@spam.spam>...
rumbum
goin grey?!! he's bald as a nine ball!
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