On May 22, 5:33 pm,
de...@url.co.nz (Derek Tearne) wrote:
> BW <
barrybass...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > But this could be another thread: What characteristics would a
> > Heavenly Bass have?
> > I'll start:
> > It would weigh almost nothing.
> > It would never go out of tune.
>
> > Your turn.
>
> The scale length of electric bass guitars is just too short. Even
> double basses at at 40" are about half as long as they should be to get
> the same tone and projection that a violinist gets with a tiny little
> sound box. And the strings should be fatter and heavier.
>
> Of course then we would not be able to play it horizontally and look
> cool like the skinny stringed guitarists.
>
> There have been a few examples of full size basses, Vuillaumes Octobass
> etc. but they often require two people to play and are really not tour
> friendly.
>
>
http://www.aderynprin.co.uk/news.php?id=18https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXd3CoAuWWQ
>
> In heaven, physics will be different to allow all the rich tonal
> characteristics that we've been denied, in a bass sized so we can
> actually play it.
>
> --- Derek
>
> --
> Derek Tearne -
de...@url.co.nz
> Vitamin S: improvisation from New Zealandhttp://
www.vitamin-s.co.nz/
Hmmm.... I get your point, Derek, but I think the premise assumes
(and there's the weak link, I know), that we're fantasizing about
heaven without changing all the acoustical laws of physics here
(hear?) on Earth. I could be wrong. I tell my students to think
outside the box, so why shouldn't we.
OK, I think I just stated opposing viewpoints there.
Oy.