Jarl Sigurd Rediscovers His Virtuosity!
Jarl Sigurd
slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
like to hear it.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a song featuring eleven guitar solos, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
and download "Bottomless Pit"
Ronnie Long
> slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
> virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
> features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
> one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
> match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> like to hear it.
*hugs*
I love you jarl. you're a wonderful person. I've learned so much from
listening to your music.
wazz
Virtuosity indeed
well done
"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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Jordan Marr
> match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> like to hear it.
>
> Jarl Sigurd
Jarl is like the "Bizzaro PD"!
jordan
Cheezewiz
Jarl Sigurd <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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Todd Bradley
> Jarl..you suck
I asked this question once before and never got a single answer, but why
does everyone dislike Jarl?
Todd.
Ed
Jarl Sigurd wrote:
> What more could
> one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece.
Talent.
El Bucanero
> When I composed my last song, "Seduction from the Deep" I
> slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
> virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
> features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
> one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
> match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> like to hear it.
Could you please post the lyrics to this song?
That'd be great, Thanks.
Tim
--
http://www.unfunked.org/cursor
Jarl covers
Brian E Running
come to, Jarl -- you measure the virtuosity of your compositions by the
number of guitar solos? Time was, we could count on pure musical
craftsmanship, the essence of your very soul pouring through your music.
Your musical skill was always evident, flowing into our very beings.
Now, we get eleven solos? That's it? I'd like to see the REAL discovery of
your virtuosity, Jarl. Apply yourself, man! You're better than that!
Jarl Sigurd <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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Brian E Running
without him. There's no accounting for some people's tastes!
Todd Bradley <to...@zangspur.com> wrote in message
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NoSpam
===
It's easy: he knows nothing about music even less about composing, he is
pretentious and full of himself, he does things that are very basics and
make them appear as all time feats, he pollutes this NG, he is nuisance and
a pain in the ass. There you are my friend, that is why every body,
including himself, dislike him.
Jordan Marr
I like Jarl, he's funny.
:)
jordan
NoSpam <Loc...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
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Jordan Marr
I was just listening to one of my old Jarl Sigurd 8 track tapes last night.
I really love how he *coaxes* the tone out of that MIDI guitar on "The Best
of Jarl Sigurd".
If anyone has any Jarl bootleg videos, I might have something to trade. I
can copy a live performance I have with "Portraits of Jarl"; if anyone wants
a copy, just leave your address.
jordan
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Eric Scantlebury
"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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> slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered
Doesn't using the prefix re assume past existence of said virtuosity?
Bud LeCompte
to go back and track a Steinberger part. It would sound a lot better.
--
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pete
over that one
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Alain Naigeon
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We're all jealous.
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Adam Granatella
that he won't reply back.
Oh wait...I'm too late.
Jimmy Jones
Bleah!
"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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Mr Q. Z. Diablo
<jrj...@erols.com> wrote:
> "Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
> news:DvIr7.62218$TW.3...@tor-nn1.netcom.ca...
> > When I composed my last song, "Seduction from the Deep" I
> > slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> > I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
> > virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
> > features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
> > one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
> > match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> > like to hear it.
> The horror!
> Bleah!
Jarl is probably a satirist of the highest order. The alternatives are
too horrible to even contemplate...
Mr Q. Z. D.
----
Drinker, systems administrator, wannabe writer, musician and all-round bastard.
"And when I'm dead
If you could tell them this;
What was wood became alive." - Suzanne Vega, Kaspar Hauser's Song.
Angel & John
brains out, so I am going to jump off my balcony (only one story though, and
feet first)
Blech!
Psychedelic indeed, bordering on insane.
Jarl, please get some counseling.
"Jimmy Jones" <jrj...@erols.com> wrote in message
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ScootchF
>
> Jarl is probably a satirist of the highest order. The alternatives are
> too horrible to even contemplate...
He almost HAS to be... Did you ever look at www.jarlsigurd.com? It's all
gotta be a joke.
Scott Frenchek
www.peetwheeler.com
Rob Kloka
spam. His worthless musical abilities. His worthless troll postings of
"Van Halen vs Debbie Gibson". Simply, he wastes my bandwidth, and others,
and won't change even after plenty of polite requests. Now he is just a
little worthless pimple on the nutsack of a Mule.
--
-rob
O>
/(\)
^^
Ronnie Long
> that he won't reply back.
>
> Oh wait...I'm too late.
1) I'd enjoy talking to myself in public places. I do so in the theatre
quite often. it's fun. you should try it.
2) it beats discussing basses.
Mr Q. Z. Diablo
<mfr...@voicenet.com> wrote:
> >
> > Jarl is probably a satirist of the highest order. The alternatives are
> > too horrible to even contemplate...
>
> He almost HAS to be... Did you ever look at www.jarlsigurd.com? It's all
> gotta be a joke.
He has a _website_???? Holy Unmusical Fruitcake, Batman!
Jon & Cindy
does everyone dislike Jarl?
He's more likeable than Osama bin Laden.
.
Jon & Cindy
> Brian,
>
> I was just listening to one of my old Jarl Sigurd 8 track tapes last
night.
COOVL
Chokes on own vomit laughing.
Bryce Fischer
wrote:
1. His posts are almost mocking.
2. He is a spammer (i.e., only posts long enough to advertise his
music).
3. Have you ever listened to his music?
For me, I don't dislike Jarl. I've never met him. I find these posts
humorous. Jarl obviously doesn't take himself seriously... I mean,
come on, have you heard his music?
--
Bryce
I am not what you would call a handsome man.
God did not choose to bless with me with good looks,
charm, or a fully functional brain.
John "Lynrd" Leonardini
But Osama is a betterer musician....
Jarl Sigurd
Adam Granatella wrote in message ...
>Hey I have an idea...why doesn't everyone reply to Jarl, knowing full well
>that he won't reply back.
But what if I do reply back?
>
>Oh wait...I'm too late.
>
I'll say. Bass playing like you do went out of style back in 1989.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to music that is innovative and cutting edge, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
Jarl Sigurd
Todd Bradley wrote
Cheezewiz wrote:
> Jarl..you suck
They're jealous of my prolific musical output.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a songwriter that awakens the green
eyed monster in underacheiving musicians, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
Jarl Sigurd
NoSpam wrote
>Todd Bradley wrote
>>
>> I asked this question once before and never got a single answer, but why
>> does everyone dislike Jarl?
>>
>>
>> Todd.
>
>===
>
>It's easy: he knows nothing about music even less about composing, he is
>pretentious and full of himself, he does things that are very basics and
>make them appear as all time feats, he pollutes this NG, he is nuisance and
>a pain in the ass. There you are my friend, that is why every body,
>including himself, dislike him.
I do not dislike myself! If I did, I wouldn't be so pretentious.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a songwriter with a extremely positive self image,
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
Jarl Sigurd
Brian E Running wrote
>Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm a little disappointed. Is this really what it's
>come to, Jarl -- you measure the virtuosity of your compositions by the
>number of guitar solos? Time was, we could count on pure musical
>craftsmanship, the essence of your very soul pouring through your music.
>Your musical skill was always evident, flowing into our very beings.
>
>Now, we get eleven solos? That's it? I'd like to see the REAL discovery
of
>your virtuosity, Jarl. Apply yourself, man! You're better than that!
Do not despair! My next song will have 12 guitar solos as well as
a spoken word impersonation of George H. Bush.
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a song featuring 11 lovely guitar solos, visit
http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
Jimmy Jones
I. Have. Listened. A-gain.
I . Have. Changed. My. Mind.
This. Piece. Is. Brilliant.
It. Has. Changed. My. Life.
Jarl.
Jarl.
Jarl.
...
ScootchF
"Mr Q. Z. Diablo" <dia...@prometheus.humsoc.utas.edu.au> wrote in message
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Yeah, man. Check it out... it's pretty funny (small as it is).
Scott Frenchek
Mike Murray
supposed to be *music*??? 5.06 minutes of my life that I'll never get
back...
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"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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>
JByers1044
>supposed to be *music*??? 5.06 minutes of my life that I'll never get
>back...
Every time I read one of these posts I wonder......Is Jarl a student of Andy
Kaufman? He gets the same reaction as Andy's Tony Clifton.....maybe he's
smarter than we suspect......just a thought:-)
Aloha, Jerry
Brad Johnson
;^)
Brad
>Subject: Re: IsJarl Sigurd really Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton
>From: jbyer...@aol.com (JByers1044)
>Date: 9/25/01 6:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010925183403...@mb-fl.aol.com>
JByers1044
response time after time. Just a observation!
Aloha, Jerry
Brad Johnson
people who do jump whenever he posts. The similarities between Jarl and
Andy/Tony are pretty funny... and predictable
>Subject: Re: IsJarl Sigurd really Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton
>From: jbyer...@aol.com (JByers1044)
>Date: 9/25/01 7:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010925190053...@mb-fl.aol.com>
Chris King
serious musician?
Chris
"Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
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> When I composed my last song, "Seduction from the Deep" I
> slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
> virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
> features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
> one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
> match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> like to hear it.
>
> Jarl Sigurd
>
Brian Running
he's funny, I think his "music" is hilarious. No kidding, go to
www.jarlsigurd.com and see how serious he really is about himself.
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Blind Spot (Dave)
Definitely not jealous.
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Jeff and/or Rhonda Tutt
more attention than most posts do in any newsgroup...cudos for that ability.
as for the music i wonder if he's ever considered the concept of studying
before the test! : )
"Chris King" <diggin...@dingoblue.net.au> wrote in message
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Jussi Mattila
: i'll have to give thr guy credit for one thing. he wrote an e-mail that got
: more attention than most posts do in any newsgroup...cudos for that ability.
No wonder, he crossposts similar messages twice a month. I could do the same
if I wanted some attention.
- Jussi
Dominic Richens
> Before I give my opinion, I'd like to know - do you consider yourself a
> serious musician?
>
> Chris
Don't go there...
Jarl Sigurd
Chris King wrote
>serious musician?
According to my income tax form I do!
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a songwriter whose music makes life less taxing,
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
Jarl Sigurd
Ronnie Long wrote
>1) I'd enjoy talking to myself in public places. I do so in the theatre
>quite often. it's fun. you should try it.
Just carry a battery dead cell phone or sell phone facsimili with
you when you do that and people will think you're normal.
Q. What's the difference between a paranoid schizophrenic and a yuppy?
A. A cellphone!
Jarl Sigurd
to listen to a songwriter who regards cell phones as evil sorcery,
visit: http://www.ampcast.com/search/band.php?id=9098
spark
says...
> I couldn't decide whether to take Phenobarbital with alcohol or puke my
> brains out, so I am going to jump off my balcony (only one story though, and
> feet first)
>
> Blech!
>
> Psychedelic indeed, bordering on insane.
No to disparage - I've only listened to ONE JS song, and deleted it (I
think - better check) cause it's not my thing, but if hearing it is
making you choose between Pheno, brain-puking, and single-story feet-
first balcony-leaping, it seems to me IMHAndScientificallyExpertO that
you may have some unresolved breast-feeding complexes.
Relax. Tell me about your mother.
>
> Jarl, please get some counseling.
>
>
> "Jimmy Jones" <jrj...@erols.com> wrote in message
> news:9ookn7$7j3$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> > The horror!
> > Bleah!
> > "Jarl Sigurd" <jarls...@geocities.com> wrote in message
> > news:DvIr7.62218$TW.3...@tor-nn1.netcom.ca...
> > > When I composed my last song, "Seduction from the Deep" I
> > > slacked off a bit and only included 5 midi guitar solos in it. Well
> > > I'm happy to announce that I've since rediscovered my midi guitar
> > > virtuosity and composed a song called "Bottomless Pit" which
> > > features 11, yes ELEVEN, midi guitar solos. What more could
> > > one ask for in a psychedelic metal masterpiece. Can anyone
> > > match the virtuosity of a song with 11 guitar solos. If so, I'd
> > > like to hear it.
> > >
> > > Jarl Sigurd
> > >
spark
diggin...@dingoblue.net.au says...
> Before I give my opinion, I'd like to know - do you consider yourself a
> serious musician?
>
> Chris
Who cares! These threads are the most hilarious things this side of
alt.silly.little.newsgroup!!
Ronnie Long
> you when you do that and people will think you're normal.
hmm...
> Q. What's the difference between a paranoid schizophrenic and a yuppy?
>
> A. A cellphone!
>
> Jarl Sigurd
>
> to listen to a songwriter who regards cell phones as evil sorcery,
> visit:
heh
Chris King
"spark" <sp...@dcwis.com> wrote in message
> Who cares! These threads are the most hilarious things this side of
> alt.silly.little.newsgroup!!
Yeah I have to agree there, Jarl's work isn't my kinda thing but far be it
from me to pass judgement on anyone....
Chris
Richard Kilpatrick
<to...@zangspur.com> grabbed chalk and scrawled:
>Cheezewiz wrote:
>
>> Jarl..you suck
>
>I asked this question once before and never got a single answer, but why
>does everyone dislike Jarl?
We're all jealous of his immense talent[1].
Richard
[1] I'd say self-promotion was a talent.
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