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Lord Valve

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Dec 29, 2009, 2:37:16 PM12/29/09
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html

They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
and a fork...and make him finish the job. After all,
the 72 virgins thing is pretty well off the table now.

http://www.bikepainter.com/Beat_It.gif

Lord Valve
Cheerfully posted from the People's Republic of Obamastan
(Occupied United States of God Damn America)
BaaaaaarrrrrRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKK!! <Safety!!>

O ne
B ig
A ss
M istake,
A merica!

http://tinyurl.com/cv4mbm

Don't forget to nark this fishy post to fl...@whitehouse.gov!

http://www.bikepainter.com/grovelgauge.jpg


sam booka

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:59:23 PM12/29/09
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Lord Valve <detr...@ix.netcom.com> tapped the mic and amongst other
things, said, "Is this on?" news:4B3A5A6C...@ix.netcom.com:

> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html
>
> They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
> and a fork...and make him finish the job. After all,
> the 72 virgins thing is pretty well off the table now.
>
> http://www.bikepainter.com/Beat_It.gif
>
> Lord Valve

That's nuthin' compared to the gaunch bomb Janet Napolitano detonated on
final approach for Obama's Anniversary of Unparalleled Failure rainbow
shaped trajectory inaugural flight. You know they have really fzcked it
up when all they can resort to is blaming Bush. :p

--
All the perplexities, confusion, and distress in America arise,
not from defects in their Constitution or confederation, not
from want of honor or virtue, so much as from downright ignorance
of the nature of coin, credit, and circulation,
John Adams

RichL

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Dec 29, 2009, 10:15:23 PM12/29/09
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sam booka <Yo...@email.com> wrote:
> Lord Valve <detr...@ix.netcom.com> tapped the mic and amongst other
> things, said, "Is this on?" news:4B3A5A6C...@ix.netcom.com:
>
>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html
>>
>> They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
>> and a fork...and make him finish the job. After all,
>> the 72 virgins thing is pretty well off the table now.
>>
>> http://www.bikepainter.com/Beat_It.gif
>>
>> Lord Valve
>
> That's nuthin' compared to the gaunch bomb Janet Napolitano detonated
> on final approach for Obama's Anniversary of Unparalleled Failure
> rainbow shaped trajectory inaugural flight. You know they have really
> fzcked it up when all they can resort to is blaming Bush. :p

Have any of you howling bozos actually listened to Napolitano's entire
statement?


sam booka

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Dec 30, 2009, 12:00:24 AM12/30/09
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"RichL" <rple...@yahoo.com> tapped the mic and amongst other things,
said, "Is this on?" news:y_mdnR8d19QdWKfW...@supernews.com:

Which one? Before or after Barky bztch slapped her? :p

Master Betty

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Dec 30, 2009, 12:26:55 AM12/30/09
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"sam booka" <Yo...@email.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9CF0DFE33306...@94.75.214.90...

> "RichL" <rple...@yahoo.com> tapped the mic and amongst other things,
> said, "Is this on?" news:y_mdnR8d19QdWKfW...@supernews.com:
>
>> sam booka <Yo...@email.com> wrote:
>>> Lord Valve <detr...@ix.netcom.com> tapped the mic and amongst other
>>> things, said, "Is this on?" news:4B3A5A6C...@ix.netcom.com:
>>>
>>>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html
>>>>
>>>> They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
>>>> and a fork...and make him finish the job. After all,
>>>> the 72 virgins thing is pretty well off the table now.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.bikepainter.com/Beat_It.gif
>>>>
>>>> Lord Valve
>>>
>>> That's nuthin' compared to the gaunch bomb Janet Napolitano detonated
>>> on final approach for Obama's Anniversary of Unparalleled Failure
>>> rainbow shaped trajectory inaugural flight. You know they have really
>>> fzcked it up when all they can resort to is blaming Bush. :p
>>
>> Have any of you howling bozos actually listened to Napolitano's entire
>> statement?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Which one? Before or after Barky bztch slapped her? :p
>
> --

LOL


Mike Pritchard

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Dec 30, 2009, 4:43:01 PM12/30/09
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RichL wrote:

Of course they haven't....and you can't make them!!

(grin)

Mike

Mike Pritchard

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Dec 30, 2009, 4:51:43 PM12/30/09
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Lord Valve wrote:

LV,

Don't get too excited now....I'm not about to defend that pile-o-shit
terrorist dude. But, I have to take offense at your clearly racist term
"diaperhead." It's no different than using the "N" word, for
characterizing a person and a crime, committed by an African American,
etc.

Personally, I think you're smart enough to post something that does not
drop to that childish level--while still displaying your anger....you
know, like a normal adult would do.

Or....am I wrong about you?

Mike

Lord Valve

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Dec 30, 2009, 7:14:56 PM12/30/09
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Mike Pritchard wrote:

> Lord Valve wrote:
>
> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html
> >
> > They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
> > and a fork...and make him finish the job. After all,
> > the 72 virgins thing is pretty well off the table now.
> >
> > http://www.bikepainter.com/Beat_It.gif
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > Cheerfully posted from the People's Republic of Obamastan
> > (Occupied United States of God Damn America)
> > BaaaaaarrrrrRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKK!! <Safety!!>
> >
> > O ne
> > B ig
> > A ss
> > M istake,
> > A merica!
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/cv4mbm
> >
> > Don't forget to nark this fishy post to fl...@whitehouse.gov!
> >
> > http://www.bikepainter.com/grovelgauge.jpg
>
> LV,
>
> Don't get too excited now....I'm not about to defend that pile-o-shit
> terrorist dude. But, I have to take offense

Of *course* you do. Liberals get offended like fish swim - they *have* to.

> at your clearly racist term
> "diaperhead." It's no different than using the "N" word, for
> characterizing a person and a crime, committed by an African American,
> etc.

Absolutely right.

I reserve the right to apply any pejorative term of my
choosing to any individual (important word, that) who
is my enemy, the enemy of my country, a lawbreaker,
a pervert, etc. If you choose to be offended, that's
*your* problem, isn't it? After all, there's nothing in
the Constitution which says you have the right to go
through life without being offended. Pejoratives
applied on an individual basis don't reflect on the
entire group to which the miscreant belongs; of course,
this is a pretty advanced concept for leftards to wrap
their tender little noggins around. Perhaps a few
examples:

1) A Vietnamese man shooting at me with an AK-47 is a gook.
A Vietnamese man selling me a bag of rubber bands is a businessman.

2) A Japanese soldier marching GIs to death on Bataan is a nip (or a jap).
A Japanese person designing an integrated circuit is an engineer.

3) A black teenager high on crack doing a drive-by in my neighborhood is a
nigger.
A black teenager working to put himself through college is an
enterprising young man.

In all of the above cases, the first has nothing to do with
the second. Pejoratives (or insults, if you will, because
that's certainly how *I* use 'em) applied in the micro do
not apply in the macro. It is *you* who makes that connection,
not me. You don't own the language - and, despite phony
Liberal nonsense like "hate speech" laws and whatnot -
I refuse to play by your rules. If that pisses you off, more
fun for me. Just like my "Chocolate Easter Bunny" routine -
that's an insult (more of a taunt, actually) crafted (and, incidentally,
not by yours truly) specifically for Barack Obama: dark and
sweet on the outside, hollow on the inside. The AGA idiots
who rave "WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO A BLACK NIGHTCLUB
AND SHOUT THAT A FEW TIMES?" are every bit as clueless
as you appear to be - it's a micro insult rather than a macro
jibe. I wouldn't shout it out in a nightclub for the same reason
you wouldn't lick a hospital mop - it simply ain't a good idea.
It's for one specific dude, not an entire racial group. See?

Probably not.

> Personally, I think you're smart enough to post something that does not
> drop to that childish level--while still displaying your anger....you
> know, like a normal adult would do.

Personally, I don't give a fuck what you think. See above.

> Or....am I wrong about you?

That's another thing I don't give a shit about -

So - go FUCK yourself, you clueless whitebread honky mook.


http://www.bikepainter.com/OBOZOS.jpg

Lord Valve
Cheerfully posted from the People's Republic of Obamastan
(Occupied United States of God Damn America)
BaaaaaarrrrrRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKK!! <Safety!!>

O ne
B ig
A ss
M istake,
A merica!

http://tinyurl.com/cv4mbm

Don't forget to nark this fishy post to fl...@whitehouse.gov!

http://www.bikepainter.com/unknownorigins.jpg

RichL

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Dec 30, 2009, 7:25:07 PM12/30/09
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Sure, I see. I always thought you bore a bit of a resemblence to Humpty
Dumpty:

"Words mean what I say they do". -- HD, copped by LV


Lord Valve

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Dec 30, 2009, 8:48:24 PM12/30/09
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RichL wrote:

Well, good. You may be semi-educable.

Lord Valve
Expert (please obsess)

RichL

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Dec 30, 2009, 10:21:22 PM12/30/09
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Break an egg ;-)


WB

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Dec 30, 2009, 10:25:03 PM12/30/09
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Lord Valve wrote:
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581355,00.html
>
> They should hand him a bottle of Tabasco sauce
> and a fork...and make him finish the job.

We can all feel safer now since TSA/FAA has set new travel
policy that requires terrorists to get up and use the
bathroom *before* the 1 hr ban is activated prior to
gate arrival. If you can't fix it ... at least add another
procedure to cover your ass.

What TSA/FAA really need to do is simply ban all middle
easterners males wearing shoes or clothing , or have a non-WASP males
*only* airlines ... that will foil 100 % of future bombing attempts.
Trust me.

Master Betty

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Dec 30, 2009, 10:29:57 PM12/30/09
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"RichL" <rple...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1audnb4zlrL7haHW...@supernews.com...

> Lord Valve <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> RichL wrote:
>><snip>

>
>> Well, good. You may be semi-educable.
>
> Break an egg ;-)
>
>

Kick the can.

DGDevin

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Dec 31, 2009, 12:27:06 AM12/31/09
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"Lord Valve" <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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>> at your clearly racist term
>> "diaperhead." It's no different than using the "N" word, for
>> characterizing a person and a crime, committed by an African American,
>> etc.
>
> Absolutely right.
>
> I reserve the right to apply any pejorative term of my
> choosing to any individual (important word, that) who
> is my enemy, the enemy of my country, a lawbreaker,
> a pervert, etc. If you choose to be offended, that's
> *your* problem, isn't it?

Forget the racism part for a moment, Willie, couldn't your slur-du-jour at
least be accurate? Calling a Nigerian a "diaperhead" makes no sense since
Nigerian Muslims don't wear a keffiyeh (the headdress popular among Arab
males, although it has also been worn by others including some
middle-eastern Jews). You might as well have made up some childish slur
involving wooden shoes or kilts for all the sense "diaperhead" makes. But
then you never let facts stand between you and an opportunity to be a bigot,
do you.

DGDevin

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Dec 31, 2009, 2:00:12 AM12/31/09
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"Lord Valve" <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:4B3BED00...@ix.netcom.com...

> In all of the above cases, the first has nothing to do with


> the second. Pejoratives (or insults, if you will, because
> that's certainly how *I* use 'em) applied in the micro do
> not apply in the macro. It is *you* who makes that connection,
> not me. You don't own the language - and, despite phony
> Liberal nonsense like "hate speech" laws and whatnot -
> I refuse to play by your rules. If that pisses you off, more
> fun for me. Just like my "Chocolate Easter Bunny" routine -
> that's an insult (more of a taunt, actually) crafted (and, incidentally,
> not by yours truly) specifically for Barack Obama: dark and
> sweet on the outside, hollow on the inside. The AGA idiots
> who rave "WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO A BLACK NIGHTCLUB
> AND SHOUT THAT A FEW TIMES?" are every bit as clueless
> as you appear to be - it's a micro insult rather than a macro
> jibe. I wouldn't shout it out in a nightclub for the same reason
> you wouldn't lick a hospital mop - it simply ain't a good idea.
> It's for one specific dude, not an entire racial group. See?

What a load of self-justifying bullshit. What you can't figure out, Willie,
is that if you were half as smart as you think you are you wouldn't need to
use beer-hall slurs to insult people, especially when you employ words
commonly used to denigrate an entire race with the rationalization that
you're only referring to one person. You don't own the language either, and
you can't cast aside centuries of meaning applied to a word and pretend you
aren't *really* using it in that sense, that you mean something completely
different from everyone else. That you pretend you can insult Obama with a
reference to the color of his skin without it *really* being racist shows
you for the phony you are (as if anyone didn't already know). This isn't
about the person you're insulting, and it isn't about how "libs" react to
your juvenile posturing, it's about you wanting to use racial slurs but not
having the guts to own your bigotry, thus this act that your words don't
really mean what they say. You're not just a blowhard, Willie, you're a
chickenshit blowhard.


RS

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:36:23 AM12/31/09
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On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:00:12 -0800, "DGDevin"
<dgd...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>
>"Lord Valve" <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
>news:4B3BED00...@ix.netcom.com...
>

>> The AGA idiots
>> who rave "WHY DON'T YOU GO INTO A BLACK NIGHTCLUB
>> AND SHOUT THAT A FEW TIMES?" are every bit as clueless
>> as you appear to be - it's a micro insult rather than a macro
>> jibe.
>

> You don't own the language either, and
>you can't cast aside centuries of meaning applied to a word and pretend you
>aren't *really* using it in that sense, that you mean something completely

>different from everyone else. ...


>This isn't
>about the person you're insulting, and it isn't about how "libs" react to
>your juvenile posturing, it's about you wanting to use racial slurs but not
>having the guts to own your bigotry, thus this act that your words don't
>really mean what they say. You're not just a blowhard, Willie, you're a
>chickenshit blowhard.

That sums it up nicely.

sam booka

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Dec 31, 2009, 12:31:57 PM12/31/09
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"DGDevin" <dgd...@invalid.invalid> tapped the mic and amongst other

things, said, "Is this on?"
news:gMidnWpp9oq2q6HW...@earthlink.com:

The guy was a shzthead. LV was being compassionate and considerate in
keeping Gaunch Boy's neurons comfortable, dry, and warm, and thus his
shzt together, so the kid can parse the full gravity of his situation
before he becomes the new boy toy goat for the homeys in Guantanamo. You
would rather see the fzckup's ears get frostbitten while awaiting eternal
bliss and companionship on Cell Block "D." What kinda insensitive jerk
are ya, anyways? :p

Tony Elka

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Dec 31, 2009, 2:34:21 PM12/31/09
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In article <4B3BCB6F...@no-spam.uiuc.edu>,
Mike Pritchard <m...@no-spam.uiuc.edu> wrote:

> Personally, I think you're smart enough to post something that does not
> drop to that childish level--while still displaying your anger....you
> know, like a normal adult would do.
>
> Or....am I wrong about you?
>
> Mike

Mike, you are wrong about the sad individual that calls himself Lord
Valve.

In addition to being a swaggering hateful bigot, he's also a coward. He
spews hate because inside, he's just an emotional toddler, afraid of the
world and anyone he doesn't understand.

It doesn't help that he's dirt stupid too.

Tony

DGDevin

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Dec 31, 2009, 4:19:59 PM12/31/09
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"RS" <R...@sorrynospam.com> wrote in message
news:rvgpj5dntr9c1ks1s...@4ax.com...

>> You don't own the language either, and
>>you can't cast aside centuries of meaning applied to a word and pretend
>>you
>>aren't *really* using it in that sense, that you mean something completely
>>different from everyone else. ...
>>This isn't
>>about the person you're insulting, and it isn't about how "libs" react to
>>your juvenile posturing, it's about you wanting to use racial slurs but
>>not
>>having the guts to own your bigotry, thus this act that your words don't
>>really mean what they say. You're not just a blowhard, Willie, you're a
>>chickenshit blowhard.
>
> That sums it up nicely.

This is where Loud Valve often comes back to insist that he doesn't give a
shit what anyone here thinks about him or what he says--the absurdity of
that statement made plain by the fact that he's been desperately trolling
here a decade now. I Don't Care What You Think Of Me is less than
convincing coming from someone who so often dances on a digital
street-corner to get attention. Willie might indeed dislike the folks who
comment on his foolishness, but he very much wants and needs their
attention.


sam booka

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Dec 31, 2009, 8:29:44 PM12/31/09
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"DGDevin" <dgd...@invalid.invalid> tapped the mic and amongst other
things, said, "Is this on?"
news:gJ-dna4YwpwdiKDW...@earthlink.com:

He must be a man of exemplary character and resolve for the knucklehead
squad to gang up on him in such frantic panicked fashion.

DGDevin

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Jan 2, 2010, 11:37:42 PM1/2/10
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"sam booka" <Yo...@email.com> wrote in message
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> He must be a man of exemplary character and resolve for the knucklehead
> squad to gang up on him in such frantic panicked fashion.

Anybody who chooses to argue on Usenet is going to find detractors, that's
how it works. What's different about Loud Valve is he trails around a troop
of smaller simians who come chattering to his defense when he is getting his
ample ass kicked. Does he let you pick the lice out of his fur as a reward?


sam booka

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Jan 3, 2010, 10:05:31 AM1/3/10
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"DGDevin" <dgd...@invalid.invalid> tapped the mic and amongst other
things, said, "Is this on?" news:49qdnTk3ro-
Igt3WnZ2dn...@earthlink.com:

> "sam booka" <Yo...@email.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9CF2BC25BBC7...@94.75.214.90...
>
>> He must be a man of exemplary character and resolve for the
knucklehead
>> squad to gang up on him in such frantic panicked fashion.
>
> Anybody who chooses to argue on Usenet is going to find detractors,

Is not! :p

Mike Pritchard

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Jan 4, 2010, 2:45:28 PM1/4/10
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Lord Valve wrote:

> [snipped]

[rest snipped]

Sorry, that sad argument holds about as much water as a pasta strainer!
Seriously!! That same angle has been tried before...and it doesn't work any
better for you.

You are a racist. Period.

My own family used to use that sort of justification, for using derogatory
names for people. Once I grew up, I realized *why* it's wrong to do so. The
argument you're using is flawed--and is very typical among many racists.

You don't get that, I'm sure. And, nothing I, or anyone else can say will
change your mind, either.

Too bad, really......

Mike

Lord Valve

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Jan 4, 2010, 2:51:20 PM1/4/10
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Mike Pritchard wrote:

> You are a racist. Period.

And you are a fucktard. Period.

What part of "go FUCK yourself, you clueless
whitebread honky mook" did you fail to connect
with?

Lord Valve
"Racist"

Tony Elka

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Jan 4, 2010, 2:58:13 PM1/4/10
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In article <4B4246B8...@ix.netcom.com>,
Lord Valve <detr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> And you are a fucktard. Period.
>
> What part of "go FUCK yourself, you clueless
> whitebread honky mook" did you fail to connect
> with?
>
> Lord Valve
> "Racist"

Somebody missed their nap today. Is little snookums a cranky-pants?

Tony

Mike Pritchard

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Jan 4, 2010, 6:18:11 PM1/4/10
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Lord Valve wrote:

Personally, I'd rather be a fucktard, than a racist. No question, at
all. And best of all, your replies only confirm what I'm saying--you
are a racist. Period.

And, telling me to go fuck myself will never change that. I'd be left
with a big smile on my face....and you'd still be a racist.

(neener-neener)

Mike

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