On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 12:48:45 PM UTC-7, twatboob wrote:
> On 2016-01-08, Lord Valve <FuckYou@sshole> wrote:
>
> > it's Chinese crappola, and I've taken enough of them
> > apart to know what I'm talking about.
>
> Great! Then you know what upgrades I need to improve this lil' amp.
> I'll be looking forward to yer "expert" advice. ;)
>
> nb
Well, seein' as how yer a "musician," here ya go:
I don't recommend polishing Chinese turds. For
people who aren't smart enough to listen to
reason, there's always the Mercury Magnetics
V5-O output transformer, at only $170. Might
as well do the power tranny while we're in there,
the MercMag V5-P, another $170. So, um, lemme
see here...$340 for transformers, $200 for the
amp; your turd isn't fully polished yet and we're
already at $540. (That's just for parts - I'm
not installin' that shit fer free, y'know.) So,
what's next? Well, they describe that one as an
"all tube" amp, so...pretty good idea to shit-can
the Chinese glass it comes with and put something
decent in there. On the cheaper end of things we
have a JJ EL84 and a current-production Tung-Sol
12AX7. That's about 33 bucks worth of glass. You
could step up to a Tungsram 12AX7 for about $150,
from Kevin Deal at Upscale Audio. (I have 'em, too,
but I don't sell to AGAtard assholes any more...)
Kevin sells to assholes (audiophools) all the time,
and his stuff is first-rate. I'm sure you can find
some on e-bait for less,, but most of the stuff on
e-bait is crap that's been sold and resold by dozens
of people who buy them, find out they're shit, and
put 'em back on e-bait so they can move on down the
line. Really a fabulous-sounding tube, if you get a
good one. Very scarce now. Or you could go with a NOS
Beijing Silver Special, which you may be able to find
for around $50. I've been known to install those in
the amps of some rather accomplished guitarists who
you may have heard of. Also fairly scarce these days.
And then there's the stupid-expensive stuff like
smooth-plate diamond bottom Telefunkens; a good one
is going to set you back $200 if one can be had. I
wouldn't put anything special in that thing as far
as the power tube goes - the JJ will be fine, and
you're not going to hear the difference between that
and a $100-$300 NOS Mullard or any other snob glass.
So say you go with a NOS Beijing Silver Special at
$50 and a JJ EL84 at $15; that puts you at $605 and
your turd is beginning to shine softly. Let's not
forget your contribution to the Fat Willie Home for
Fat Willie (my favorite charity), since I ain't no
philanthropist and I don't work for free. Call it
about an hour to install the two trannies and the
tubes: $75. Now you're at $680 for your freshly-shined
little Chinese turd...and you could've had a Silverface
Fender Champ for $350 - $550. (In fact, I just sold one
to another shop for $325 last week; the proprietor
was, however, a friend of mine...) But we're not
finished yet...I don't really know all that much about
the Turdosound (typo intentional) 8" your piece of
sonic poo comes with, so if it's not up to snuff I'd
install the *very* best Champ-type speaker on the planet,
the Weber CVC8. About $50. Lookin' like $730 now. Ouch.
Of course, there are both lesser and greater degrees of
luster for your turd. Could skip the MercMag power
tranny, for instance. The Chinese power tranny is garbage,
but not as garbagey as the Chinese output tranny. That's
*gotta* go.
BTW - "all tube"? Not so: plenty of three-legged fuses,
integrated circuits and other sand in that thing. The
reverb's digital, and sounds it. But like I said - I
don't recommend polishing that particular turd. It is
what it is, and you should just let it be what it is
until you're ready for a real amp.