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Andre Jute

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Sep 28, 2005, 2:30:50 PM9/28/05
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I'll never ever again complain that it is dull on RAT. At least the
majority of posts here are on topic, the offtopic posts are decently
written and often well-informed, and the nastiest inhabitants are a
surrender froggie and a queer, crooked garage trader. And their petty
nastinesses aren't a patch on the gennie vicious scum on AGA, where one
little slimeball told me that Jesus would spit on me. The dual standard
on AGA is so despicable that not one of the declared Christians there
pulled the little slimeball up on it. Most of the guys who know
anything about guitar amps are gone from AGA already; I don't know how
LV can stand it in that sewer of vicious wreckers screeching out their
hatred.

Let's give thanks for large mercies at home.

Andre Jute

Rick N. Backer

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Sep 28, 2005, 3:08:59 PM9/28/05
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On 28 Sep 2005 11:30:50 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> did
courageously avow:

Andre,

In all sincerity, go fuck yourself, and the horse you rode in on. You
are just another piece of human waste like the floater LV is. You
keep getting flushed but you keep coming back.

Ken Wilson

"Goodnight Andre Jute, wherever you are. Jesus loves you."

The Repair Guy

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Sep 28, 2005, 4:18:51 PM9/28/05
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"Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I'll never ever again complain that it is dull on RAT.
>At least the

--snip--

Why didn't you post this to RAT?

The Repair Guy
http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

Chief...@hotmail.com

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Sep 28, 2005, 4:17:06 PM9/28/05
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Andre Jute wrote:
> I'll never ever again complain that it is dull on RAT.
(snip)..

>
> Let's give thanks for large mercies at home.
>
> Andre Jute

God loves you...

grolschie

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Sep 28, 2005, 4:32:55 PM9/28/05
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"Rick N. Backer" <ken.w...@NsOhSaPw.cAaM> wrote in message
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Are you still alive Ken? :-)


tubeguru

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Sep 28, 2005, 4:52:05 PM9/28/05
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Andre Jute wrote:

Interesting then, that you choose to post here.....
TG

Rick N. Backer

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Sep 28, 2005, 4:53:18 PM9/28/05
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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:32:55 +1200, "grolschie"
<grol...@NOSPAMgmail.com> did courageously avow:

Was last time I checked. When my wife gets home I'll have her check
just to make sure. You never know with these curses and things. ;^)

Rick N. Backer

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On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:18:51 -0500, The Repair Guy
<repair...@yahoo.com> did courageously avow:

RAT chewed his sorry butt and spit out the bones.

Zootwoman

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Sep 28, 2005, 5:02:08 PM9/28/05
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oh Andre - you poor poor unique.

grolschie

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Sep 28, 2005, 7:03:59 PM9/28/05
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"tubeguru" <tube...@sbcgloball.net> wrote in message
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He trolls where he gets the most bites. Other amp newsgroups might be a
little dead.


J...@trader.net

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Sep 28, 2005, 8:36:37 PM9/28/05
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On 28 Sep 2005 11:30:50 -0700, "Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I'll never ever again complain that it is dull on RAT. At least the
>majority of posts here are on topic, the offtopic posts are decently
>written and often well-informed, and the nastiest inhabitants are a
>surrender froggie and a queer,

Did Jesus teach you to talk that way? Did you learn hatred and bigotry from
Him??


> I don't know how
>LV can stand it in that sewer of vicious wreckers screeching out their
>hatred.

Describes you to a T, don't it???

>Let's give thanks for large mercies at home.
>
>Andre Jute

Allah loves you.

Andre Jute

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Sep 28, 2005, 8:49:18 PM9/28/05
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The Dishonest Repair Guy wrote:
> "Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >I'll never ever again complain that it is dull on RAT.
> >At least the
> --snip--
>
> Why didn't you post this to RAT?

I did. It is addressed to RAT (1), so I sent it there. Then I sent AGA
its own copy, because it is my lifelong practice never to say behind
anyone's back what I won't say in to their faces (2). I didn't
crosspost the message, because RAT has done nothing to deserve mail
from the slime on AGA; the handful of tube-knowledgeable guys on AGA
know how to find their way to RAT.

Andre Jute

(1) I stopped reading Canookienookiestani when I discovered the
disgusting little man's repetitive obsession with turds in his toilet
bowl (floaters), but several of his enemies who wish him harm sent me
PM copying his lie that I was run out of RAT. Crap. I'm a member of RAT
in perfectly good standing, probably now the longest-serving active
member. Canookienookiestani is lying, coming and going, nookie, nookie,
front and back. S/he/it, whatever Wilson is, must get its information
from Michael LaFevre, chief spaghetti-pull of Magnequest, the dime El
Çigarogem himself, who did indeed announce about ten years ago that he
and his gang would run me out of RAT. Go ask the Magnequest Scum what
happened to their reputations, in some cases their lives that I flushed
away for their insolence; I don't even remember their names; don't
forget to ask Mikey where he skulks behind a moderator in a conference
he has to pay for (hee-hee) what happened to his business when he
fucked with me after I warned him right out in public ("Fuck out of my
face, take your scum with you, and in a fortnight I won't remember your
names."). I earned a 7-figure sum out of making an example of that
jumped-up bottomscrounger. I already negotiated a foundation grant for
more than you will earn in ten years (plus generous non-taxable
expenses, maybe I'll go sit in the sun for a coupla months or three) to
write a small analysis of how a gang of undistinguished slimeballs (you
little loudmouths) perverted a perfectly good technical conference
(this one). Fetch me from RAT (ROTF) any time you want to rocknroll,
Dishonest Repair Guy. I'm being paid handsomely to enhance your
inferiority complex, so don't hesitate to come to my attention by, for
instance, breathing. The same applies to all your buddies. Thanks for
the opportunity to earn a buck, sports fans!

(2) If you haven't grasped it yet, I do my own wet work, right up close
and personal

PMG

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Sep 28, 2005, 9:32:59 PM9/28/05
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Welcome to aga Andre. I thought your first post in this thread was
supposed to be a suicide note (sure seemed like it) but you aren't
doing a very good job of leaving!

If you came here to talk about guitar amps (you didn't seem to anyhow)
then just killfile the AGA Baboon Squad and the place becomes a lot
more on topic.

You should stick around for a while. But this is more of a chili,
beer, and politics newsgroup, than an amp newsgroup. The name is just
there to throw people off. It should actually be called
alt.chili.beer.politics.guitar.amps, but it's a little bit late to
change it now.

And it's the only place you can come if you want Jesus to spit in your
face. Not many newsgroups can say that. Check the aga website.
That's even mentioned right there on the first page:
http://aga.rru.com/ Thanks Meils.

Pete

--
Oh look, the exploding circus is coming to town.
One night only. --Brak's Dad

zootwoman

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Sep 28, 2005, 9:59:19 PM9/28/05
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I'll put him on our prayer list.

Rick N. Backer

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Sep 28, 2005, 11:12:12 PM9/28/05
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 20:36:37 -0400, J...@Trader.net did courageously
avow:

That was last month. This month is Jesus. Next month we get to say
Ben Franklin loves him.

Andre Jute

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Sep 28, 2005, 11:57:39 PM9/28/05
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My demise has been much hoped for and even reported but I'm here. I
rather hoped that the scum would take the view it was my suicide note
and crawl out from under their stones. They did. Actually, I never
cease to be amazed at what slooooow learners these leedle people are.
Michael LaFever announced that he would run me out of RAT. I stretched
the example I made of him to three years. After three years, two days
before he discovered he had been suckered and stuck, and ran, with some
of his pals already in the gutter and his business whirling blood from
near-terminal wounds, his sidekick Bales the Janitor (a sometime AGA
regular whom I let run because he was only a footsoldier and I had Ivy
League renegades to play with) was still taunting me that net polemics
is "a blood sport" and how much did I hurt. I remember someone said to
him, "Andre knows. He does it for a living." That was the first inkling
those clowns had, three years in! The AGA bunch is made up of even
slower learners.

> If you came here to talk about guitar amps (you didn't seem to anyhow)
> then just killfile the AGA Baboon Squad and the place becomes a lot
> more on topic.

I've wheeled through AGA on and off for years. I came here this time to
make a few jokes about Islam on hand of a letter Fat Willie crossposted
to RAT. I took offence at the replies of the resident gang of slimy
lefties (if they weren't so stupid they could probably rate all the way
up there as despicable) and decided to stick around to clip their ears
a little. I need the exercise.

> You should stick around for a while. But this is more of a chili,
> beer, and politics newsgroup, than an amp newsgroup. The name is just
> there to throw people off. It should actually be called
> alt.chili.beer.politics.guitar.amps, but it's a little bit late to
> change it now.

Maybe later I'll patronize the trailer park trash by knowing more than
they do about guitar amps. (Hey, My Lord Valve, please Boss, send by
return a Neddy Guide to Guitar Amps, large print, one side of a sheet
of paper. That should be more than that shower knows.) It doesn't
really matter what they want to discuss; can you really see those
idiotic soundbiters, still trying to rise up to the level of plagiarism
of joined-up sentences, knowing anything at all that I don't already
know or can't discover in ten minutes?

> And it's the only place you can come if you want Jesus to spit in your
> face.

Either that one is too young to go into bars or he is exceedingly
scarred from all the fights he gets into.

> Not many newsgroups can say that. Check the aga website.
> That's even mentioned right there on the first page:
> http://aga.rru.com/ Thanks Meils.

Thanks. Been there, done that, found it too sane!

> Pete
>
> --
> Oh look, the exploding circus is coming to town.
> One night only. --Brak's Dad

LOL every time I see that sig. Did you make it up or is it a reference
those with street cred should know?

Andre Jute
Visit Jute on Amps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/
"an unbelievably comprehensive web site" -- Hi-Fi News & Record Review

grolschie

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Sep 29, 2005, 1:15:56 AM9/29/05
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"Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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<snipped>

Dude, you've got far too much time on your hands. Ever thought about
writing a novel or something? ;-)


grolschie

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Sep 29, 2005, 1:16:22 AM9/29/05
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"Rick N. Backer" <ken.w...@NsOhSaPw.cAaM> wrote in message
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...or Homer Simpson.


PMG

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Sep 29, 2005, 2:01:43 AM9/29/05
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Oh, Zoot's just nuts. And she never gives credit for what she stole
either. But you can find the actual author pretty fast by doing a
search of any sentence from her posts.

>
>> And it's the only place you can come if you want Jesus to spit in your
>> face.
>
>Either that one is too young to go into bars or he is exceedingly
>scarred from all the fights he gets into.
>
>> Not many newsgroups can say that. Check the aga website.
>> That's even mentioned right there on the first page:
>> http://aga.rru.com/ Thanks Meils.
>
>Thanks. Been there, done that, found it too sane!

Hear that Meils?

He's not even listening.

>
>> Pete
>>
>> --
>> Oh look, the exploding circus is coming to town.
>> One night only. --Brak's Dad
>
>LOL every time I see that sig. Did you make it up or is it a reference
>those with street cred should know?
>
>Andre Jute
>Visit Jute on Amps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/
>"an unbelievably comprehensive web site" -- Hi-Fi News & Record Review

I just changed my sig about five minutes ago! But it's another quote
from Brak's Dad. I usually quote cartoon characters, and it often has
something to do with this newsgroup in one way or another.

I'd just rather not quote a politician, or author, or scientist.
There's too much of that. And my feeling is that the only creativity
on television these days is in the cartoons, so I put cartoons in my
Sig Files.

Pete

--
Lucky penny proves unlucky to elderly daredevil...
--Brak's Dad reads newspaper

Lord Valve

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Sep 29, 2005, 2:20:59 AM9/29/05
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Andre Jute wrote:

Actually, I think they're cute.

They're *so* sure they're intellectually superior. It literally
drips from their every word. I've seen things written here
in absolute seriousness which were so far beyond the
pale of rational thought I actually hurt myself laughing.

Truth be told, though, I pull a considerable amount of lucre
out of this particular commode. All it takes is dedication
and rubber gloves. ;-) To wit:

Lord Valve
Tone Chaperone

VISIT MY WEBSITE: http://www.nebsnow.com/LordValve
I specialize in top quality HAND SELECTED NOS and
current-production vacuum tubes for guitar and
bass amps. Good prices, fast service.
Authorized dealer for QSC amps, Sovtek/Electro-Harmonix,
Behringer, Hammond-Suzuki, Leslie, Rolls, many more!

- Partial Client List -
* Derek Trucks (Allman Brothers Band/Derek Trucks Band) *
* Meatloaf * Catherine Wheel * Yo La Tengo * Let's Go Bowling *
* Kofi Burbridge (DTB) * Tod Smallie (DTB) * Susan Tedeschi *
* Roy Pritts (former head, Audio Engineering Society) *
* Rob Hyckys (guitarist for Commander Cody) * Waky Amps *
* Jamie McLean (guitarist for the Dirty Dozen Brass Band) *
* Coco Montoya * Clint Black * Bill McKay * John Denver * Dick Dale *
* Fleetwood Mac * Tyrin Benoit * Eugene Fodor * Dale Bruning *
* Komet Amplification * Dr. Z * Maven Peal * Blockhead Amps *
* Jim Kelley * Balls Amplification * Roccaforte Amplifiers *
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Phone orders/tech support after 1:30 PM Denver time at 303-778-1156

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"I'm not an asshole, but I *play* one on the Internet." - Lord Valve


Mary Moonbat

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Sep 29, 2005, 4:22:42 AM9/29/05
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The Repair Guy

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Sep 29, 2005, 4:34:46 PM9/29/05
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"Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

--snip--


>(1) I stopped reading Canookienookiestani when
>I discovered the disgusting little man's repetitive
>obsession with turds in his toilet bowl (floaters),

Have you been reading any of LV's posts?

--snip--


>Fetch me from RAT (ROTF) any time you want to
>rocknroll, Dishonest Repair Guy.

<rolls eyes> You bailed on a thread or two already.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 5:50:38 PM9/29/05
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http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/Andre2.jpg

piss poor photoshop, surely you can do better.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 5:51:54 PM9/29/05
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why did you give up bicycling? I ride a Biria Comuter myself although I
drive a Mini.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 5:54:00 PM9/29/05
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PMG - Never is a long time - I attribute most of my posts and B.) it
doesn't matter, like you have an original thought other than parroting
someone else.
Big artist on campus that you are.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 5:54:51 PM9/29/05
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Zootwoman wrote:
> why did you give up bicycling? I ride a Biria Comuter myself although I
> drive a Mini.

I meant give up motoring.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 6:00:01 PM9/29/05
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http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/FOOD%20Great%20meals%20photos/JUTEGMIHC113-1357_IMG.jpg


drinking out of pressed glass????

get some better glasses....and that flatware...!!! no panache no
style.... enhance your experiance .... don't make the ambiance
mundane....well, he does't have a gay gene that's for sure. You're
practically eating off paper plates. yikes!!! or is that bamboo?????
And use some fresh basil fer crying out loud.

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 6:02:05 PM9/29/05
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spend some time over here
http://digitalmedia.oreilly.com/2004/09/15/food_photos.html

really, it'll improve your photogprahy 1000X.

Andre Jute

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Sep 29, 2005, 6:50:17 PM9/29/05
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I am, Grol. I dictate a letter to you in a voice transcriber by IBM
called Viavoice, on another screen I type a novel. On several other
screens I'm simultaneously reading some material, designing an amp a
fellow commissioned, staring at a spreadsheet trying to work out the
algorithm behind SRPP tubes with different value cathode resistors,
rendering puppets for an animation, and so on. While doing all that I
still carry on conversations when my family come into my study. You
didn't think that your little soundbite requires my full attention, did
you?

But it raises a question. What do you little jerks do while you wait
for the smarter people to post something for you to make you petty,
niggling little comment on? Pick your toes?

Andre Jute

Andre Jute

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Sep 29, 2005, 6:57:21 PM9/29/05
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The Dishonest Repair Guy wrote:
> "Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> >Fetch me from RAT (ROTF) any time you want to
> >rocknroll, Dishonest Repair Guy.
>
> <rolls eyes> You bailed on a thread or two already.

Do you really expect me to hang around waiting for your petty, niggling
little soundbites? If you have anything worth reading to report, I'd
read you, sure. But you don't know shit that I don't know already, you
aren't amusing, you have no style, you have no ideas, your opinions are
regurgitated cud.

You're a waste of oxygen, Dishonest Repair Guy.

Flick.

Andre Jute

zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 7:42:52 PM9/29/05
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then why are you wasting it????

Fr...@home.com

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Sep 29, 2005, 7:49:37 PM9/29/05
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On 29 Sep 2005 15:57:21 -0700, "Andre ( spit-catcher ) Jute" spewed:

You really think you are a CHRISTIAN????

man o man....

You change English words around to sound Arabic in order to insult people? So
you think being an Arab or a Canadian is an insult? Are you older then 12??

You obviously hate all Arabs, and maybe all Canadians...

You really think you are a CHRISTIAN????

Boy, you missed the boat... I'd compare you more with the Anti-Christ. A low
intellect version to boot.


).(

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Sep 29, 2005, 9:41:42 PM9/29/05
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Closest admission to anal masturbation you *ever* typed at
alt.guitar.amps! ;-)


> Lord Valve wrote: "I'm not an asshole, but I *play* one on the
Internet." - Lord Valve

The Repair Guy

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Sep 29, 2005, 10:43:04 PM9/29/05
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"Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>The Dishonest Repair Guy wrote:

Why do you think I'm dishonest? Or is that just
what your Random Insult Generator spewed?

>> "Andre Jute" <fiu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> >Fetch me from RAT (ROTF) any time you want
>> >to rocknroll, Dishonest Repair Guy.
>>
>> <rolls eyes> You bailed on a thread or two already.
>
>Do you really expect me to hang around waiting for
>your petty, niggling little soundbites?

Not when you can come up with your own, I guess.

>If you have anything worth reading to report, I'd
>read you, sure.

Let's think about that... you've apparently read
at least one of my posts already. Why?

>But you don't know shit that I don't know already,

You have no idea what I know or don't know.

>you aren't amusing, you have no style, you have
>no ideas, your opinions are regurgitated cud.
>You're a waste of oxygen, Dishonest Repair Guy.
>Flick.

Then why did you say "Fetch me from RAT (ROTF)
any time you want to rocknroll..." ? You'd already
read at least one of my posts by then. Are you
suffering from multiple personality disorder?

Zootwoman

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Sep 29, 2005, 11:02:06 PM9/29/05
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no it was his random band name generator
http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/randband.html

The Repair Guy

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Sep 29, 2005, 11:15:39 PM9/29/05
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"Zootwoman" <zoot...@gmail.com> wrote:

>no it was his random band name generator
>http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/randband.html

I've read through some of the band name lists -
there were tears rolling down my face!
http://www.segnbora.com/bandnames.html

Rick N. Backer

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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 22:15:39 -0500, The Repair Guy
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I think "Confederacy of Pink Raiders" was wheaton's old band.

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