Orders from Galactic Central

[MrBungle]

My orders are to take hostages.
The Grand Pig Wizard of Goth has captured my ship.
I am being ordered to speak on His behalf.
The Pigs demand airwave access and free cocktails.
If all demands are not met, we will be killed and stuffed
with little green balls.

Captain Liutenant Ackbar Fuckernaught III
95th Geek Squad Pus-Hubble Transient
ID#44-FLK783KLQ-QR323-M

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"That's the first time I ever hit my own self in the balls."
-Perry Farrell
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[tahrey estée]

Happy 20th (and a little bit) Birthday, AGPC!

Give it 49 and half weeks and you'll be old enough to drink in the USA!

Also, this is the 2399th post. I may make another one JUST to tip it over 2400 and even things up to "about 120 posts a year".