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Pastor Frank
Dec 22, 2007, 6:30:38 AM12/22/07
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> Jesus and Beds.
> This holiday, think and remember. Before the word sleep the word dead
> was used, meaning not conscious. The person in history famous for
> raising the dead, is famous for raising the sleeping. People, without
> the word sleep yet in their vocabulary, watching the carpenter Jesus
> build and put someone in a bed, would have described what he was doing
> as raising the dead. The manger, the spread of furniture use with
> Christianity, and accounting for the growth of mankind's vocabulary,
> points to Jesus being famous for the mass utilization of a bed. They
> had beds before Jesus, but he was the first to recognize that all
> people should benefit from sleeping up off the ground.
> Not conscious. The meaning of deceased is that you do not wake back
> up. Many times people are thought to be deceased, but to have them
> conscious again in the story,or life, means they were miss-diagnosed.
> A good eye, someone alert to the signs of life can show that the
> person was miss-diagnosed, but that hurts the reputation of the person
> who signed the death certificate. Although less frequent today, this
> still happens. Jesus got into trouble mainly because of the politics
> of maintaining reputations. This is why people used to have a "wake",
> because we are so prone to errors, even our health professionals.
> In the stories, Jesus would stop funeral processions on the way to the
> graveyard, and revive the person about to be buried. Imagine that. It
> would surely make many people look ignorant and foolish, but save the
> life of the person wrongly diagnosed. What would you do, how would you
> handle the situation if it was shown that you had tried to bury a
> person who was not deceased but only sick and unconscious? How would
> you try to explain your error?
>
> "It is error alone that needs the assistance of government." - Thomas
> Jefferson
>
Are you looking for a government job as Error Spotter?
>
> Magnetosynthesis
> Why rocking chairs and cradles? Is crib death osteoporosis in babies?
>
> Evidence indicates, that through an educational process, a prescribed
> change in our lifestyle, osteoporosis can be eliminated as a plague
> afflicting mankind. Please take the time necessary to become familiar
> with the following information. My analysis indicates that your
> health, and that of others around you, stands to be beneficially
> affected through your understanding of the newly acquired concepts
> known as Magnetrition and Magnetosynthesis. These factors have always
> played a role, yet gone unnoticed until now. Your help in bringing
> this matter to everyone's attention should be greatly appreciated by
> all.
> I'm promoting the research I've done, and its conclusions. I've been
> working with this idea for over 20 years. It just seems hard for most
> people to grasp the concept. And, the theory implies a high degree of
> ignorance, on our part. Collected together, the facts prescribed a
> society where each individual insures he is not in the same position
> magnetically for more than about 10 minutes. Movement in the earth's
> magnetic field at the rate of a average 5-year-old, is what prevents
> osteoporosis. After about age 10, stimuli from a gland in the brain
> becomes less, and each year our rate of movement decreases.
> Circulation within our cells is proportionate to our rate of movement
> in a magnetic field. Insufficient circulation within our cells causes
> osteoporosis. To avoid the effects of osteoporosis, persons unable to
> move themselves sufficient, can be mechanically. The theory is a road
> map to a place where osteoporosis is mostly avoided. We must change a
> lot, even our way of thinking, to get to this place. I think this
> place offers the best future.
> The theory of Magnetrition predicts that, it presents the basic rule
> that, "Where a magnetic compass does not function properly, neither
> should you!". The mitochondria are basically a swimming magnetic
> compass, using the Earth's magnetic field as a guide in performing its
> essential duties within the cells of our bodies. To be at our best, we
> must ensure that they have what they need.
> Understanding the theory of Magnetrition allows greater insight,
> dangers previously unnoticed, we become conscious of. From a radio
> report, I learned of a woman, about 80 years of age, that had been
> locked in a safety deposit vault by accident when the bank employees
> went home for the night. The report told of how the woman sat for more
> than four or five hours before getting up and walking about the room,
> which alerted security through movement sensors. Most children would
> not sit that long, and be healthier because they wouldn't.
> What I'm trying to do, is to get you to study Magnetrition, and then
> share that experience in your articles. After a time, we all become
> folklore. But I think the theory of Magnetrition, maybe because it's
> so vague, will stand the test of time. And eventually occupying a part
> of everyone's mind.
> Giving personal magnetism a whole new meaning.
>
You got something there, ...something you may not want. The magnetic
waves coming from radio transmission towers act upon the metal fillings of
teeth, and those who concentrate upon the noise made by their metal tooth
fillings are reported to be capable of hearing voices, if not music. Are you
one of those? Then you might have just copied the above scientific treatise
from what you heard via magnetic radio waves acting upon the fillings in
your teeth, and publishing this opens you up to litigation.
According to law, listening to music and/or publishing what you hear via
your vibrating fillings may well be plagiarism and/or a copyright
infringement, and that could mean some easy money to the actual
composer/author.
So, you better prepare an official denial and keep a close watch on your
wallet buddy!!! I'll be looking for your denial on the TV news and in the
news papers this coming week, and don't procrastinate doing what you know
you MUST do!!!
news:d891f937-ac11-4122...@t1g2000pra.googlegroups.com...
>
> Jesus and Beds.
> This holiday, think and remember. Before the word sleep the word dead
> was used, meaning not conscious. The person in history famous for
> raising the dead, is famous for raising the sleeping. People, without
> the word sleep yet in their vocabulary, watching the carpenter Jesus
> build and put someone in a bed, would have described what he was doing
> as raising the dead. The manger, the spread of furniture use with
> Christianity, and accounting for the growth of mankind's vocabulary,
> points to Jesus being famous for the mass utilization of a bed. They
> had beds before Jesus, but he was the first to recognize that all
> people should benefit from sleeping up off the ground.
> Not conscious. The meaning of deceased is that you do not wake back
> up. Many times people are thought to be deceased, but to have them
> conscious again in the story,or life, means they were miss-diagnosed.
> A good eye, someone alert to the signs of life can show that the
> person was miss-diagnosed, but that hurts the reputation of the person
> who signed the death certificate. Although less frequent today, this
> still happens. Jesus got into trouble mainly because of the politics
> of maintaining reputations. This is why people used to have a "wake",
> because we are so prone to errors, even our health professionals.
> In the stories, Jesus would stop funeral processions on the way to the
> graveyard, and revive the person about to be buried. Imagine that. It
> would surely make many people look ignorant and foolish, but save the
> life of the person wrongly diagnosed. What would you do, how would you
> handle the situation if it was shown that you had tried to bury a
> person who was not deceased but only sick and unconscious? How would
> you try to explain your error?
>
> "It is error alone that needs the assistance of government." - Thomas
> Jefferson
>
Are you looking for a government job as Error Spotter?
>
> Magnetosynthesis
> Why rocking chairs and cradles? Is crib death osteoporosis in babies?
>
> Evidence indicates, that through an educational process, a prescribed
> change in our lifestyle, osteoporosis can be eliminated as a plague
> afflicting mankind. Please take the time necessary to become familiar
> with the following information. My analysis indicates that your
> health, and that of others around you, stands to be beneficially
> affected through your understanding of the newly acquired concepts
> known as Magnetrition and Magnetosynthesis. These factors have always
> played a role, yet gone unnoticed until now. Your help in bringing
> this matter to everyone's attention should be greatly appreciated by
> all.
> I'm promoting the research I've done, and its conclusions. I've been
> working with this idea for over 20 years. It just seems hard for most
> people to grasp the concept. And, the theory implies a high degree of
> ignorance, on our part. Collected together, the facts prescribed a
> society where each individual insures he is not in the same position
> magnetically for more than about 10 minutes. Movement in the earth's
> magnetic field at the rate of a average 5-year-old, is what prevents
> osteoporosis. After about age 10, stimuli from a gland in the brain
> becomes less, and each year our rate of movement decreases.
> Circulation within our cells is proportionate to our rate of movement
> in a magnetic field. Insufficient circulation within our cells causes
> osteoporosis. To avoid the effects of osteoporosis, persons unable to
> move themselves sufficient, can be mechanically. The theory is a road
> map to a place where osteoporosis is mostly avoided. We must change a
> lot, even our way of thinking, to get to this place. I think this
> place offers the best future.
> The theory of Magnetrition predicts that, it presents the basic rule
> that, "Where a magnetic compass does not function properly, neither
> should you!". The mitochondria are basically a swimming magnetic
> compass, using the Earth's magnetic field as a guide in performing its
> essential duties within the cells of our bodies. To be at our best, we
> must ensure that they have what they need.
> Understanding the theory of Magnetrition allows greater insight,
> dangers previously unnoticed, we become conscious of. From a radio
> report, I learned of a woman, about 80 years of age, that had been
> locked in a safety deposit vault by accident when the bank employees
> went home for the night. The report told of how the woman sat for more
> than four or five hours before getting up and walking about the room,
> which alerted security through movement sensors. Most children would
> not sit that long, and be healthier because they wouldn't.
> What I'm trying to do, is to get you to study Magnetrition, and then
> share that experience in your articles. After a time, we all become
> folklore. But I think the theory of Magnetrition, maybe because it's
> so vague, will stand the test of time. And eventually occupying a part
> of everyone's mind.
> Giving personal magnetism a whole new meaning.
>
You got something there, ...something you may not want. The magnetic
waves coming from radio transmission towers act upon the metal fillings of
teeth, and those who concentrate upon the noise made by their metal tooth
fillings are reported to be capable of hearing voices, if not music. Are you
one of those? Then you might have just copied the above scientific treatise
from what you heard via magnetic radio waves acting upon the fillings in
your teeth, and publishing this opens you up to litigation.
According to law, listening to music and/or publishing what you hear via
your vibrating fillings may well be plagiarism and/or a copyright
infringement, and that could mean some easy money to the actual
composer/author.
So, you better prepare an official denial and keep a close watch on your
wallet buddy!!! I'll be looking for your denial on the TV news and in the
news papers this coming week, and don't procrastinate doing what you know
you MUST do!!!
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