experiences in stores with people while buying paint.
NAPALMHULK
to steal.anyways i was wondering what people in the
store (like costomers,or employees) have said to you
all kids while in the store.... so far ive heard........
"i better not see this color paint on the freeways"
"what are you going to do with all this paint?"
"are you guys taggers?"
"are you painting a mural?"
"are you going to go write your name on fences?"
"woah there..are you going to paint a circus?"
"you better not tag with this...damn vandals"
anyone got any better ones?
NAPALM the shit out of your moms tiny tits bitch HULK.
safe one.five
"whatcha gonna do with this paint?"
to that i reply...
a: "paint the freeways"
or
b: "paint some trains"
... why lie? what are they gonna do any damn way
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>"whatcha gonna do with this paint?"
>to that i reply...
>a: "paint the freeways"
>or
>b: "paint some trains"
>... why lie? what are they gonna do any damn way
no, no, no. why NOT lie?
Q: why are you buying this paint?
A: im planning on painting a bunch of ramps for skating
Ncyclopdea
wal-mart that they all ring up nicely without a problem. then the cherry red
hits the scanner and bam...you gotta present ID. only happens with cherry red
though...kinda strange...
eb
Icravefame
always ID always a hasle.
are u gonna paint graffiti?
are u going to tag or do a mural?
theres more.....lemme think
numberman
yeah i know, for your bike yeah?
painting the sistine chapel are ya?
tell you what mate you can do the 8.50 from harlow, that could do with a bit
of brightening up
is that cash i see, lovely, tell you what mate you can have 'em at trade
lewi5i2m
'set designer painting scenes for a youth drama production - would your
company be interested in sponsoring the project?'
HelmetHeds
recently.. We purposely went in line of this eldery woman who was checking..
she is ssoooooo funny..
one time there was this family of hispanic's in front of us.. and after they
had left she mumbles to us.. look what the bus brought in and all this other
shit.. anyway, back to the story..
so we are buying all this paint and she says.. good god, what the hell are you
two doing.. so we decide to fuck with her and tell her that we steal bikes from
rich kids, give them a new paint job and donate them to younger kids.. well she
seemed real impressed by it, maybe she didn't hear the stealing part but she
gave us a number to call that would help pay for the paint.. because we were
doing such a wonderful community service..
we never did get around to calling the number.. you had to prove that you
really did fix up bikes to get the free paint..
anyway. that's my story for the day.
preppy and I stepped in cat shit last night, you guys missed out.. sheesh!!
Helmet.
John Collins
>yeah thats right i said BUYING....im not brave enough
>to steal.anyways i was wondering what people in the
>store (like costomers,or employees) have said to you
>all kids while in the store.... so far ive heard........
>"i better not see this color paint on the freeways"
>"what are you going to do with all this paint?"
>"are you guys taggers?"
>"are you painting a mural?"
>"are you going to go write your name on fences?"
>"woah there..are you going to paint a circus?"
>"you better not tag with this...damn vandals"
>
>anyone got any better ones?
>NAPALM the shit out of your moms tiny tits bitch HULK.
I think a big smile says it all!
007
Taem BH
A: "I'm sowwy, I can't ear you I'm dep"
while throwing up gang signs as sign language
School for the Deaf...how do they hear the class bells? ......Fuck Me
John Collins
what about walking down the street with a bag
full of paint at 2am.
well umm, officer. its my new work out. I training to be........
007
Slugboy76
your own goddamned business...i didnt ask you why you work at
wal-mart...fucking low-liofe fuckface!" thats what i say...
Ncyclopdea
hey slug...i saw a "don't FUCK with texas" bumper sticker on the back of a
pickup truck today...
eb
Zach Morris
HelmetHeds wrote:
>
> preppy and I stepped in cat shit last night, you guys missed out.. sheesh!!
>
> Helmet.
my car still smells like it and my shoes have it forever embedded in their soles.
heh, play on words.
anyways, at or local layup theres like 6 generations of wild stray cats that live
out of the dumpsters that surround the area and burrough in the weeds in the yard.
they are a damn menace, shit everywhere, make noises in the bushes and spook you
out. i hate those cats. im gunan bring a sawed off pellet gun next time and show em
who is on top. fuckin bastards..
preppy. im gunna pull a gummo on those damn kitties.
Zach Morris
Slugboy76 wrote:
> they always ask me what im goinmg to do with it...i just say "fuck you and mind
> your own goddamned business...i didnt ask you why you work at
> wal-mart...fucking low-liofe fuckface!" thats what i say...
i usually go up there with my dick hanging out of my calvins and act like i dont
know its hanging out. then i keep this look on my face, its kinda like i cock my
neck to the side and stare at the cashier with a grin and bugged out eyes like im
retarded or something (hey! that gave an idea, next time im going in with a orange
skatebording helmet TIGHTLY fastened to my head and im gunna *accidentily* bump my
head on things and appologize) and just say "im repainting the bus willy. im
repainting the bus willy. big willy's bus needs new paint. poppa needs a paint job.
im painting the bus willy". they usually just shut up and ring me through.
preppy. this is what you get
Joseph C Munson
front of us in line who was also buying spray paint. She turned around and
said "hey, your those graffiti guys aren't you, I have sons, I know what
your doing with that paint." my friend starts screaming at her "no, your
the the graffiti guy, what are you doing with that paint." the guy at the
register was laughing so hard he couldn't work the machine.
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thaat guuy
I seem to always have just started an art course (no matter what time of
year)..
and my bike gets painted alot..
If i get bulk flat-black, my furniture is being sprayed.. or I'm doing
some work on my undercarriage
chrome - some vandals wrote on my shed
colours - i'm painting my lil sisters bike too
John Collins
I'm painting God's home
There is a shortage of spray paint in Etheopeeah(spell check).
Halloween candy:)
I take the metal balls out of the can and recycle them.
I'm going to paint my new Viper. flat black.
ummmmm i'm dum dee dum dum.
"even the wisest men enjoy a little bit of nonsense everynow and then"
Mr Willy Wonka.
Chcagosven
>wal-mart that they all ring up nicely without a problem. then the cherry red
>hits the scanner and bam...you gotta present ID. only happens with cherry red
>though...kinda strange...
>eb
i guess im lucky...ive never had to show ID ever..but ive made excuses up...
ie
"painting a clubhouse" bikes...modle airplanes...ect ect...
paul...
INDIANAPOLIS
RAN ONE PBA BWS ACM
>yeah thats right i said BUYING....im not brave enough
>to steal.anyways i was wondering what people in the
>store (like costomers,or employees) have said to you
>all kids while in the store.... so far ive heard........
>"i better not see this color paint on the freeways"
>"what are you going to do with all this paint?"
>"are you guys taggers?"
>"are you painting a mural?"
>"are you going to go write your name on fences?"
>"woah there..are you going to paint a circus?"
>"you better not tag with this...damn vandals"
>
>anyone got any better ones?
>NAPALM the shit out of your moms tiny tits bitch HULK.
Aside from the clerk who complemented me on my color scheme, the best
time was last weekend when the community crime prevention group had a
table set up next to the cash to promote november as "crime prevention
month". Never got so many dirty looks in my life...
RAN
thaat guuy
>
> my boy ETCH said that meijer called the fucking cops on him for buying alot of
> paint like at 2 am..........
>
> the cops took his name and opther info down and said if they saw that color up
> anywhere they knew who to go to.......
>
> thats wak as fuck........
>
> SEZ
It wouldnt stick in court though
I've had that done before.
metr...@hotmail.com
gonna huff it and then laugh hystarically.......they normally say......"oh"
and continue ringing that shiznit up........
but im normally not asked..........
the only time i was asked if i was gonna "do graffiti" with it....it turned
out to be my friends girlfriend.....so that doesnt count......
SEZrock........
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paint like at 2 am..........
the cops took his name and opther info down and said if they saw that color up
anywhere they knew who to go to.......
thats wak as fuck........
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like last summer a whole bunch of us painted a wall for DEMOs birthday in
indianapolis...there were like 30 of us going into target......we mobbed the
paint section....the workers were scared as fuck..........HA HA HA.......
SEZmart
Ncyclopdea
>indianapolis...there were like 30 of us going into target......we mobbed the
>paint section....the workers were scared as fuck..........HA HA HA.......
there's 30 writers in indy? i can think of atleast 10 that didn't paint that
wall...
eb
PapaEs
"I'm desecrating houses of worship, where's yours?"
Es
NAPALMHULK
>preppy. this is what you get
>
NAPALMHULK
furniture.... i always want to
say" im going to go tag on houses
and shit bitch"...but i never do.
you know whats funny about that
patio furniture..it gets painted at
least once a week.
napalm..fucking son of a bitch.
metr...@hotmail.com
only like 9 writers im even down with in indy......
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hint that im a huffer..........
Slugboy76
>know its hanging out. then i keep this look on my face, its kinda like i cock
>neck to the side and stare at the cashier with a grin and bugged out eyes
>retarded or something (hey! that gave an idea, next time im going in with a
>skatebording helmet TIGHTLY fastened to my head and im gunna *accidentily*
>head on things and appologize) and just say "im repainting the bus willy.
>repainting the bus willy. big willy's bus needs new paint. poppa needs a
>im painting the bus willy". they usually just shut up and ring me
><BR>
>preppy. this is what you get<BR>
><BR>
hehe that beats the fuck outta my excuse.
MYoungWISC
the back yard.
Zach Morris
NAPALMHULK wrote:
> >
> >preppy. this is what you get
> >
> when you mess with us......
2nd greatest album. 1st is the bends.
preppy. melo-dramatic hooker.
Icravefame
>>i always got a kick out of how when purchasing quite a few cans of paint at
>>wal-mart that they all ring up nicely without a problem. then the cherry
>red
>>hits the scanner and bam...you gotta present ID. only happens with cherry
>red
>>though...kinda strange...
>>eb
>>
>
>ie
>"painting a clubhouse" bikes...modle airplanes...ect ect...
>paul...
>INDIANAPOLIS
>
>
>
>
>
fuck excuses.......the lady see's us so much she says, u must be going to paint
a lot of grafffiti.....i say uhh yeah......
xSQx
me... real weird
SQ
SQ
MeMbEr 0f ThE AZM CrEw
Aerosol Zen Masters for life!
Respect t0 RA & ECS y0
Ncyclopdea
at
>me... real weird
you mean you were buying some profolactives and the cashier just stared at you
thinking to him or herself, "why would this kid need these?"
eb
PapaEs:thanks fellas, you make me feel large
Chcagosven
the time i remember the most when buying paint was when rick and i were in a
hobby lobby..we throw all this paint up on the counter..and he just starts
"spittin game" at this girl...a day to remember...
ps: what was her phone number again rick?
paul...
INDIANAPOLIS
Rene Deckers
and then he wanted to see my drawings .
he looked at it he said cool .
he told me some tricks and stuff to now .
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Zach Morris
Chcagosven wrote:
867-5309... ricky dont lose that number, you dont have to call nobody else.
preppy. strange currencies
Ncyclopdea
>> hobby lobby..we throw all this paint up on the counter..and he just starts
>> "spittin game" at this girl...a day to remember...
>> ps: what was her phone number again rick?
>>
>> paul...
>> INDIANAPOLIS
haha...that was funny. we were standing right in front of her and i said to
you, "paul, on the westside, this is known as 'spitting game'" and then i
turned right to her and said "hey beautiful, come here often?" or something
along those lines...
>867-5309... ricky dont lose that number, you dont have to call nobody else.
>
>preppy. strange currencies
heh...it's all about 867-530NYE-INE
eb