alt.gothic.pretentious.ladies
Yosa
Alright, this has gone long enough and needs to be done:
Introducing:
alt.gothic.pretentious.ladies
Welcome to all of you who rightly know your worth as the beautiful,
witty, noble and glorious Ladies of alt.gothic. None can give you the
titles because that would imply that they may therefor be taken away.
We all know that the right to be pretentious is earned by sweat,
blood, and tears, and furthermore may not be easily removed.
Anyone else care to stand up and be counted?
Join in the wash of pretentious banter?
the ever rambling...
Lady Yosa the Pretentious
applications for worship happily accepted
<do I need to give sarcasm sign?>
"Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin,
Dance me through the panic, till I'm gathered safely in,
Touch me with your naked hand, touch me with your glove,
Dance me till the end of love." --L. Cohen.
Tony Blews
Introducing:
alt.gothic.hideous.fatblokes
Welcome to all of you who rightly know your worth as the lardy,
stupid, bloated and gargantuan blokes of alt.gothic. None can give
you the titles because that would imply that they may therefor be
taken away. We all know that the right to be fat is earned by eating,
eating and eating, and furthermore may not be easily removed without
chronic dieting or expensive and painful surgery.
Anyone else care to stand up and be counted?
Join in the wash of bloaty chatter?
><do I need to give sarcasm sign?>
sorry, i'm a bit pished, so i had to follow this up
an aside:
Has anyone seen the film "Clerks"?
Do you think that Silent Bob may be a goth?
Well I do, and as far as I'm concerned thats enough.
Toe.
lowri
In article <6580ko$hej$1...@news2.ispnews.com>, Yosa
<yo...@cjnetworks.com> writes
>Introducing:
>
>alt.gothic.pretentious.ladies
>
>Welcome to all of you who rightly know your worth as the beautiful,
>titles because that would imply that they may therefor be taken away.
>
>Anyone else care to stand up and be counted?
Am I still waif? My news server hasn't been working and I have *no* idea
where I am.
yes. I'm still Waif.
--
Waif Algernon
~~
figures that my courage would choose to sell out now
~~~tori
DO NOT STAND IN OUR WAY!!! WE WILL WALK AROUND YOU!!!
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Twilight
Yosa wrote:
> Alright, this has gone long enough and needs to be done:
I was wondering by that other thread....
> Introducing:
Come One, Come All! For only $19.95, you too can be an....
> alt.gothic.pretentious.ladies
> Welcome to all of you who rightly know your worth as the beautiful,
> witty, noble and glorious Ladies of alt.gothic. None can give you the
> titles because that would imply that they may therefor be taken away.
Pish Posh, who could take away the rightful title? Pretentiousness is
not acquired, but something bestowed upon the worthy at birth
> We all know that the right to be pretentious is earned by sweat,
> blood, and tears, and furthermore may not be easily removed.
nono, pretentiousness is *kept* by blood sweat and tears ;)
> Anyone else care to stand up and be counted?
*Twi raises her hand*
> Join in the wash of pretentious banter?
mememe!
> the ever rambling...
the ever babbling....
> Lady Yosa the Pretentious
Goddess Twilight the Snobby
> applications for worship happily accepted
but must be reviewed carefully ;)
> <do I need to give sarcasm sign?>
wait... this was sarcasm?
*pout*
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>> Lady Yosa the Pretentious
>
>Goddess Twilight the Snobby
oddlystrange the bitchchrist checking in... not that I need to or anything :)
oddlyderanged
(who says being the Queen is pretty farking pretentious)
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Marcus Pan
Tony Blews wrote:
> an aside:
> Has anyone seen the film "Clerks"?
> Do you think that Silent Bob may be a goth?
Fuck yeah.
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If anyone hasn't noticed yet... Silent Bob is either the director or his
brother. I haven't looked at the credits to figure out which yet.
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Leave a message... I'll call you back
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> !> What made me think this was that he just hangs about not saying much,
> !> then imparts a stunning piece of wisdom and then leaves.
> !
>
> In Chasing Amy they named the entire movie after something he said about
> a girl he loved and wrecked things with. I love silent Bob.
Tony Blews
Quoth Marcus Pan <p...@idt.net>:
>Tony Blews wrote:
>
>> an aside:
>> Has anyone seen the film "Clerks"?
>> Do you think that Silent Bob may be a goth?
>Fuck yeah.
What made me think this was that he just hangs about not saying much,
then imparts a stunning piece of wisdom and then leaves.
And he thinks he's Batman in Mallrats.
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Tony Blews wrote:
> What made me think this was that he just hangs about not saying much,
> then imparts a stunning piece of wisdom and then leaves.
He said absolutely nothing throughout Clerks except in the end when he
spoke about Dante's girlfriend.
> And he thinks he's Batman in Mallrats.
And let's not forget his practice of the Jedi Mind Trick...
Ron Cecchini
p...@idt.net wrote:
> He said absolutely nothing throughout Clerks except in the end when he
> spoke about Dante's girlfriend.
"You know, there's a million fine lookin' women in the world, dude.
But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.
Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
][
Kelly H Watts
On Tue, 25 Nov 1997, Marcus Pan wrote:
!Tony Blews wrote:
!
!> What made me think this was that he just hangs about not saying much,
!> then imparts a stunning piece of wisdom and then leaves.
!
In Chasing Amy they named the entire movie after something he said about
a girl he loved and wrecked things with. I love silent Bob.
Kelly, who hates it when people are silent break the silence with moronic
statments instead of Bob-level profoundness.
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Uriel
Are we talking about, ah shit, I can't remember the name of the
movie...but the convienience store one, right? I'm pretty sure he's his
brother, because the director is the one working behind the counter. That
was actually a place that he worked, I hear.
Uriel
(hope that was of some help...sorry to jump in the middle;)
On Mon, 24 Nov 1997, Cyberkhrist wrote:
> If anyone hasn't noticed yet... Silent Bob is either the director or his
> brother. I haven't looked at the credits to figure out which yet.
>
> Cyberkhrist (Mykal Jones)
>
> "I'm in the midst of a trauma
> Leave a message... I'll call you back
> Leave it by the bed.
> Some people should die
> That's just unconscious knowlege..."
> -- Perry Farrell
>
> drumm...@usa.net http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/8266
>
>
>
susp...@earthlink.net
Dante is played by Brian O'Halloran. Whoever the heck that is.
Suspiria
susp...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
> Silent Bob is the director...Kevin Smith. I don't know who played Dante
> (the one behind the counter) in Clerks. But Silent Bob is the one that
> is friends w/ Jay...the pothead.
>
> If anyone lives in NJ and/or likes Kevin Smith's movies, go to:
>
> http://www.viewaskew.com/
>
> That is Kevin Smith's company. He also owns a comic shop and is having
> some big party-type-thing where you can go, meet him and Jay, watch his
> movies and have him sign stuff if you want. It's $40 (I think) and you
> get a t-shirt as your ticket.
>
> Okay. That was more info than anyone wanted, I'm sure.
>
> Suspiria (loser sometimes movie buff)
>
<snip>
susp...@earthlink.net
Silent Bob is the director...Kevin Smith. I don't know who played Dante
(the one behind the counter) in Clerks. But Silent Bob is the one that
is friends w/ Jay...the pothead.
If anyone lives in NJ and/or likes Kevin Smith's movies, go to:
That is Kevin Smith's company. He also owns a comic shop and is having
some big party-type-thing where you can go, meet him and Jay, watch his
movies and have him sign stuff if you want. It's $40 (I think) and you
get a t-shirt as your ticket.
Okay. That was more info than anyone wanted, I'm sure.
Suspiria (loser sometimes movie buff)
Uriel
Ooops! I goofed. Sorry.
Uriel
Tanya Smith
> "You know, there's a million fine lookin' women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
Yeah, and like there are just hordes of men, lasagna in hand,
driving to their girlfriends' workplaces to surprise them with food.
(Well, ok, my boyfriend did make me a bagel to bring to work with me
yesterday, and last week he cooked breakfast for me, eggs and all, but
he's a freak anyway and not an accurate representation of men. Thank
God for small favors). Not to mention the reputation of men for being,
dedicated, faithful spouses and boyfriends.
In other words, men are just as evil if not more evil. (Ok. Enough male
bashing. I'll stop now).
Marcus Pan
Ron Cecchini wrote:
>
> p...@idt.net wrote:
>
> > He said absolutely nothing throughout Clerks except in the end when he
> > spoke about Dante's girlfriend.
>
> But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.
> Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
That was the line. That line was the BEST, most AWESOME, REALIZATION &
TRUTHFULL line in the whole damn movie.
Besides, the one he thought he wanted was busy fucking dead people.
Now that I think about it, that's probably why Ron knows it enough to
quote from it. :)
Marcus Pan
Uriel wrote:
>
> Are we talking about, ah shit, I can't remember the name of the
> movie...but the convienience store one, right? I'm pretty sure he's his
> brother, because the director is the one working behind the counter. That
> was actually a place that he worked, I hear.
Yes, it was, and it's in New Jersey somewhere right around me. Perth
Amboy maybe? I forget the exact town.
Anyway, I've been to the store.
Marcus Pan
Tanya Smith wrote:
> In other words, men are just as evil if not more evil. (Ok. Enough male
> bashing. I'll stop now).
Umm. We were only discussing a movie, y'know. You've watched way too
much Lifetime today.
Cubby! Your Magic Pixie Friend!
Marcus Pan wrote:
>
> Uriel wrote:
> >
> > Are we talking about, ah shit, I can't remember the name of the
> > movie...but the convienience store one, right? I'm pretty sure he's his
> > brother, because the director is the one working behind the counter. That
> > was actually a place that he worked, I hear.
>
NO No No you dumb stupid asses Silent Bob is the director. In other
words the Director is Silent Bob. The guy behind the counter might be
the directors brother? The name of the movie is called "Clerks"
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Alexandria
You are talking about CLERKS, first in the series of MALLRATS and finally
CHASING AMY. All of which are good, Chasing Amy's the best.
Ironically I watched them all last night for the first time.
-Lex
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Marcus Pan (p...@idt.net) wrote:
: Yes, it was, and it's in New Jersey somewhere right around me. Perth
: Amboy maybe? I forget the exact town.
: Anyway, I've been to the store.
'Twas filmed in one of those towns that make up Middletown Township...It
is in the area where Bayshore Middle School is...I think that is Leonardo,
I don't remember. (damn...and I lived there too...i suck ;)
My best friend in grammar school...lived around the corner. We used to
live at that store and the video store next door. Ya, I know, my life is
pathetic ;)
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Uriel
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997, Cubby! Your Magic Pixie Friend! wrote:
> NO No No you dumb stupid asses Silent Bob is the director. In other
> words the Director is Silent Bob. The guy behind the counter might be
> the directors brother?
And I already posted that I made a mistake. No where in my post did I say
he *was* the director, I just *thought* he was the director's brother.
Don't call someone a "dumb stupid ass" unless your ready for a fight.
Uriel
Marcus Pan
Cubby! Your Magic Pixie Friend! wrote:
>
> >
> > Uriel wrote:
> > >
> > > Are we talking about, ah shit, I can't remember the name of the
> > > movie...but the convienience store one, right? I'm pretty sure he's his
> > > brother, because the director is the one working behind the counter. That
> > > was actually a place that he worked, I hear.
> >
>
> words the Director is Silent Bob. The guy behind the counter might be
Nonono you dumb stupid ass. Learn how to fucking quote because that
wasn't me that said that.
The Bane of Existence
So said Marcus Pan <p...@idt.net> on Wed, 26 Nov 1997 10:08:57 -0500,
>Yes, it was, and it's in New Jersey somewhere right around me. Perth
>Amboy maybe? I forget the exact town.
Uhm.. Marcus.. the town was Leonardo, and its closer to me than you :P
>Anyway, I've been to the store.
At the end, you see a ambulance pulling away, and its the Leonardo EMTs or
whoever...
-emily (was Mallrats taped at Monmouth Mall?)
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Quoth "Cubby! Your Magic Pixie Friend!" <Dis...@Disneyland.Disnet>:
>Marcus Pan wrote:
>>
>> Uriel wrote:
>> >
>> > Are we talking about, ah shit, I can't remember the name of the
>> > movie...but the convienience store one, right? I'm pretty sure he's his
>> > brother, because the director is the one working behind the counter. That
>> > was actually a place that he worked, I hear.
>>
>NO No No you dumb stupid asses Silent Bob is the director. In other
>words the Director is Silent Bob. The guy behind the counter might be
>the directors brother? The name of the movie is called "Clerks"
Kevin Smith directed the film, and was originally planned to play the
bloke behind the counter, but in the end he opted for Silent Bob.
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of Existence):
>-emily (was Mallrats taped at Monmouth Mall?)
No, Eden Prairie Mall, somewhere in Minnesota.
Ref: www.viewaskew.com
Davery
A bit of pointless info...Did anyone else notice that the third
contestant in 'Mallrats' was Dante? Just using his middle name
and sans goatee. I managed to miss it until I saw both 'Clerks'
and 'Mallrats' back to back.
Davery
On Wed, 26 Nov 1997, Uriel wrote:
>
> On Wed, 26 Nov 1997 susp...@earthlink.net wrote:
>
> > Silent Bob is the director...Kevin Smith. I don't know who played Dante
> > (the one behind the counter) in Clerks. But Silent Bob is the one that
> > is friends w/ Jay...the pothead.
>
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susp...@earthlink.net
Davery wrote:
>
> A bit of pointless info...Did anyone else notice that the third
> contestant in 'Mallrats' was Dante? Just using his middle name
> and sans goatee. I managed to miss it until I saw both 'Clerks'
> and 'Mallrats' back to back.
>
> Davery
>
Yep. I noticed. I'm a movie dork. What can I say?
Suspiria
P.S...If anyone wants to read Kevin Smith's new script "Dogma", go to:
http://www.script-o-rama.com/table.shtml
You can pic HTML or Word Doc.
My roomate said it's excellent...the best of them yet. And it's very
odd. It's all about religion (among other things)...and it's going to
piss off a lot of people, I hear. Reason enough for me! He he.
Alexandria
Hell, watch all three movies in a row. (2 below + Chasing Amy) They
interchange characters a lot. The main guy in C. Amy is the fashionable
guy in the mall(Mallrats) . His best-friend in C. Amy is the one who got
dumped by Shannon D. (Sorry, I'm really bad w/ names). The main chic in C.
Amy is the girl in the dresssing room in Mallrats (ya know, the one
Silent Bob keeps smashing in on.
-Lexy
On Thu, 27 Nov 1997, Davery wrote:
^
^ A bit of pointless info...Did anyone else notice that the third
^ contestant in 'Mallrats' was Dante? Just using his middle name
^ and sans goatee. I managed to miss it until I saw both 'Clerks'
^ and 'Mallrats' back to back.
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Luna73
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>Adopter of lost BabyGoths everywhere...I *heart* Cymbeline &
>Asafoetida & Hillary & Niles & Narnia & Necroangel & OrchydNoir
>& Ghoulie & Miscreant & Azrielle & Ischtar!
*sniffle*
I know I've been gone for awhile....but forget me so quick?
Fine...no cookies for Pan-Boi :P~
*giggle*
Ya know...I'm having way to much fun posting on this blasted thing...Lord, the
things that amuse over Family Holidays..
Lovez...Roni
Metamorph
Luna73 wrote:
>
> >-----=====>Papa-PAN<=====----- http://www.zenweb.com/pan
> >Adopter of lost BabyGoths everywhere...I *heart* Cymbeline &
> >Asafoetida & Hillary & Niles & Narnia & Necroangel & OrchydNoir
> >& Ghoulie & Miscreant & Azrielle & Ischtar!
>
> *sniffle*
> I know I've been gone for awhile....but forget me so quick?
> Fine...no cookies for Pan-Boi :P~
We were just chatting about you. *evilgrin* You are not a BabyGoth!
That is the only reason you are not on that list above. You are not
forgotten! You were his only serious competition in the Gothic Sex
Olympic Training Program. Kali was asking about you recently and I sent
email that obviously went out into cyberspace.
> *giggle*
> Ya know...I'm having way to much fun posting on this blasted thing...Lord, the
> things that amuse over Family Holidays..
Anything to avoid the Family? *grin*
Hugs!
Metamorph
(One hot, fresh Cherry pie, handed over nicely)
Daimon Ahnjeel
Davery wrote:
> A bit of pointless info...Did anyone else notice that the third
> contestant in 'Mallrats' was Dante? Just using his middle name
> and sans goatee. I managed to miss it until I saw both 'Clerks'
> and 'Mallrats' back to back.
Yup, I noticed that too... Of ocurse, it didn't hurt that I saw them both
back-to-back at a special double-shot... And that we ALL yelled:
"It's DANTE!!!!" :)
Daimon(Who's sure he's gonna lose some Goff Points over this one...)
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Quoth Alexandria <lub...@csd.uwm.edu>:
>Hell, watch all three movies in a row. (2 below + Chasing Amy) They
>interchange characters a lot. The main guy in C. Amy is the fashionable
>guy in the mall(Mallrats) . His best-friend in C. Amy is the one who got
>dumped by Shannon D. (Sorry, I'm really bad w/ names). The main chic in C.
>Amy is the girl in the dresssing room in Mallrats (ya know, the one
>Silent Bob keeps smashing in on.
Same actors, different characters (for the two comic book creators):
Ben Affleck and Jason Lee ?.
John W. Adkins
Tony Blews wrote:
>
> Same actors, different characters (for the two comic book creators):
> Ben Affleck and Jason Lee ?.
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And I'm pretty sure Silent Bob is actually the director. But it may have
been a different movie, but I know he does direct,
Chris
Andrew Shiel
Daimon Ahnjeel <daimon_...@geocities.com> wrote:
: Daimon(Who's sure he's gonna lose some Goff Points over this one...)
Lose goff points over the Trilogy? The Trilogy to end all Trilogies?
Nay! And if anyone tries to *take* your points, you can have a few of
mine as a reward for good taste. Not that I can spare them, I had to buy
a skirt yesterday just to keep in the League...
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Tamara
> In other words, men are just as evil if not more evil. (Ok. Enough male
> bashing. I'll stop now).
Oh no, carry on...After all, they don't get the cramps do they?!
Tamara.
<Whinge whinge moan, hot water bottle strapped to tummy>
Tom
Tamara wrote in message <348103...@innotts.co.uk>...
>> In other words, men are just as evil if not more evil. (Ok. Enough male
>> bashing. I'll stop now).
>
>Oh no, carry on...After all, they don't get the cramps do they?!
>
>Tamara.
I used to get them, until they stopped being any good soon after Brian
Gregory left the band.