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Trump Idiot Lawyer Has PROOF That NBC Framed Trump ... But It's A SECRET!

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Sep 20, 2018, 1:35:43 PM9/20/18
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If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue
the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell
like hell. And if that doesn't work, just make shit up.

Talking hairpiece Jay Sekulow went on Chris Cuomo's CNN show Wednesday night to
barf out the latest Trumpland nonsense on the Russian WITCH HUNT. Remember way
back in May, 2017 when Donald Trump told Lester Holt about that hilarious time
he fired James Comey to murder the Russia investigation?

"I was going to fire Comey knowing there's no good time to do it. And in fact
when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, 'you know, this Russia
thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats
for having lost an election that they should have won.'"

Did you think that meant he actually fired Comey TO MURDER THE RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION? Watch and learn, kids!

You know that when there are interviews, there are edits, and there's a longer
transcript. And I will just tell you, without disclosing any detail, that when
you review the entire transcript, it's very clear as to what happened. And --
I'm not going to give you information on how we provided it -- but in our
professional discussions with the Office of the Special Counsel, we have
addressed that on multiple occasions appropriately.

Sekulow's not going to give you any details -- that shit's locked in a safe next
to the corporate structure for his shady AF "charity." But just take his word
for it, Chris. Lester Holt doctored that tape to make the president look like a
justice-obstructing pussy-grabber, instead of a Boy Scout, dry-humping the leg
of the Police Benevolent Association.

We think the entire transcript without question supports the president realizing
when he fired James Comey, it might actually extend this investigation. And he
said that on the tape.

UH HUH. He did say that. And also said he fired Comey because of "this RUSHUR
thing," about "Trump and RUSHUR." So we guess we're right back where we started!

Also, that comment was aired, so we're not sure what evidence Jay Sekulow has of
SECRET LESTER HOLT DOCTORING. But we're sure he has it, because why would he
ever lie?

Last week Trump insisted he should have kicked Comey to the curb BEFORE THE
ELECTION.

If I did one mistake with Comey I should have fired him before I got here. I
should have fired him the day I won the primaries. I should have fired him right
after the convention. Say, 'I don't want that guy.'

So, if you're going to pick one of Trump's dementia-theories to run with, Lester
Holt: Rogue Video Editor is probably less idiotic than most.

Let's wrap this stupid post up 2017-style, shall we?

Jay Sekulow needs to get on his knees every day and thank Jesus for Rudy
Giuliani, who actually manages to make him look competent and sane in
comparison.




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