ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/20/09 **BLIND ITEMS**
pusss...@aol.com
#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A
list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody.
Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC
looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer
grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch
where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a
neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special
herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating
the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a
pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the
history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.
#2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said
she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact.
It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her
idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and
cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.
#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard
who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and
start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is
especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress
from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being
friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying,
"Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered
her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard
to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his
bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is
funny.
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Jim Sumner
> http://tinyurl.com/ydemxx
>
> #2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said
> she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact.
> It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her
> idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and
> cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.
Rihanna
Big J
8bee-ce6...@u7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:
> #4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard
> who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and
> start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is
> especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress
> from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being
> friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying,
> "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered
> her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard
> to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his
> bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is
> funny.
brand new C list celebutard = Levi Johnston
Big J
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Twitchell
pusss...@aol.com says...
Some comments from website:
#4 has to be Levi Johnston. He just made a huge ass out of himself at the GQ Man
of the Year party the other night, and Tank the Bodyguard was with him.
#5 Shannen Doherty? lol once a bitch, always a bitch
Oh oh oh I know #1! Michael Moriarity! He lives up here now and has been in a
few bar brawls - infamous up here for drinking alone in bars. Google his
misadventures to feel really sad about how he's fallen.
#4 HAS to be Levi. Tank the bodyguard goes with him EVERYWHERE and is even in a
commercial with him. AND he looks 12 and is short.
brand new would signify levi over the bum gosselin.
The Hoff was in Aldergrove filming some movie with the word Ninja in the title.
On local Vancouver radio at the beginning of the week I heard a lady describing
the drinken state Hoff was in when he came into the restaurant she worked at.
The DJs were laughing that he got kicked out.
1.HOFF
2.CASSIE
3.DIDDY
4.????
5.LEVI FOR SURE. I live in Alaska and that kid is a cocky mo'fo. He'll be able
to live like a king up here with that playgirl money though. Especially in
Wasilla.
number 2&3 is Cassie and Diddy. Half of her head is bald, It looks cute on her
though. Diddy is a singer and a producer.
f anyone has not seen Cassie's interesting haircut...
http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cassie-side.jpg
MC
<aeb8fd99-cd8a-4983...@u7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
"pusss...@aol.com" <pusss...@aol.com> wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/ydemxxq
> #1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A
> list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody.
> Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC
> looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer
> grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch
> where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a
> neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special
> herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating
> the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a
> pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the
> history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.
This is way out in left field, but Michael Moriarty? I believe he lives
in Canada now, and is a primo werdo with a well-documented history of
drunken brawls and incidents. And although he's not on the radar at all
these days, he does still get work in Canadian TV movies and there was a
time when he was very highly regarded - close to A list anyway.
Probably not him, but hey... worth a mention.
--
"If you can, tell me something happy."
- Marybones
MC
Twitchell <Twitchel...@newsguy.com> wrote:
> The Hoff was in Aldergrove filming some movie with the word Ninja in the
> title.
>
> On local Vancouver radio at the beginning of the week I heard a lady
> describing
> the drinken state Hoff was in when he came into the restaurant she worked at.
> The DJs were laughing that he got kicked out.
>
> 1.HOFF
Okay, forget I mentioned Moriarty!
Twitchell
says...
>
>In article <he7cg...@drn.newsguy.com>,
> Twitchell <Twitchel...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>
>> The Hoff was in Aldergrove filming some movie with the word Ninja in the
>> title.
>>
>> On local Vancouver radio at the beginning of the week I heard a lady
>> describing
>> the drinken state Hoff was in when he came into the restaurant she worked at.
>> The DJs were laughing that he got kicked out.
>>
>> 1.HOFF
>
>Okay, forget I mentioned Moriarty!
>
Moriarty was one of the guesses at the website...
twitch
Syvyn11
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> http://tinyurl.com/ydemxxq
> #1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A
> list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody.
> Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC
> looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer
> grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch
> where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a
> neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special
> herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating
> the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a
> pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the
> history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.
THE HOFF!
>
> #2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said
> she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact.
> It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her
> idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and
> cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.
Rhianna and Chris Brown
>
> #4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard
> who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and
> start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is
> especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress
> from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being
> friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying,
> "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered
> her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard
> to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his
> bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is
> funny.
Levi Johnston and someone on Fox.