Burt Reynolds, Tom Daschle, Trent Lott, Carol Channing, Tina
Turner, Rip Torn and Frank Sinatra [used to].
-Jolly Roger
Ted Danson.
Jolly Roger <jro...@gofish.com> wrote in message news:<3EF81215...@gofish.com>...
> > Burt Reynolds, Tom Daschle, Trent Lott, Carol Channing, Tina
> > Turner, Rip Torn and Frank Sinatra [used to].
>
> Probably still does.
Oh, God -- I just had visions of the 23rd century version of the Mummy
Road Show opening up tombs and finding skeletons with intact toupees
sitting on the skulls.
kassa
> > > Burt Reynolds, Tom Daschle, Trent Lott, Carol Channing, Tina
> > > Turner, Rip Torn and Frank Sinatra [used to].
> >
> > Probably still does.
>
> Oh, God -- I just had visions of the 23rd century version of the Mummy
> Road Show opening up tombs and finding skeletons with intact toupees
> sitting on the skulls.
I'm surprised Six Feet Under hasn't had a disinterment storyline that
features exactly that...
Jax
(I know, okay, just groan politely)
"kassa" <ka...@eudoramail.com> wrote in message
> or maybe we could say deceased toupee wearers are No Longer Wearing The Wig?
>
> Jax
>
> (I know, okay, just groan politely)
I have to groan politely? But I laughed out loud and I can't take it
back!
Dan Abrams (MSNBC)
John Siegenthaler (MSNBC)
William Peterson (CSI)
Robin Williams
Tom Hanks
Michael Keaton
Sylvester Stallone
Peter Jennings
Chuck Norris
Paul Reiser
Albert Brooks
Richard Chamberlain
Stacy Keach
Elton John
Ricardo Montalban
Tony Bennett
Nathan Lane
Pauly Shore
Paul McCartney
Gene Simmons
Aaron Brown
Bill Gates
Vince Vaughan
Gordon Clapp
Carl Cameron (Fox News)
James Traficant (duh!)
John Kasich (Fox News)
Gabe Kaplan
Neil Diamond
Kevin Spacey
Rev Franklin Graham
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"I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy." -- Samuel Butler
Say it ain't so!
> Peter Jennings
I don't think so -- you can see his bald spot when he turns his back to the
camera.
Evelyn
What about Ah-nuld, he doesn't wear a rug?
--
Imagine their confusion when they find skeletons with two clear
bags of gel on their chests.
Kris
> Elton John
Keepee clarification:It's a weave, not a toupee.
Karen
What is the thought process
To take a humans life
What would be the reason
To think that this is right
From heaven to Washington
From Jesus Christ to Washington
> >Paul McCartney
> >Gene Simmons
> >Aaron Brown
> >Bill Gates
> >Vince Vaughan
> >Gordon Clapp
> >Carl Cameron (Fox News)
> >James Traficant (duh!)
> >John Kasich (Fox News)
> >Gabe Kaplan
> >Neil Diamond
> >Kevin Spacey
> >Rev Franklin Graham
> >
> >
>
> Any online photos of the above sans toupee?
Especially McCartney -- only because I find this one hard to believe.
Are we *sure* about it?
...But You can add: Steven Seagal
Har! They probably will now...
Kaiju
--
No more fiendish punishment could be devised,
were such a thing physically possible,
than that one should be turned loose in society
and remain absolutely unnoticed.
-- William James
And I'm thinking we have to use that one now...
And S. Epatha Merkerson from Law and Order...
I don't think he's wearing a wig either. It is obvious that he does dye his
hair though. Another one I question is Bill Gates. I"ve met him and his hair
looked pretty real to me. But he could use a good haircut - the 80's "do" isn't
working for him.
One actor I know wears a wig is Martin Landau.
>Oh, God -- I just had visions of the 23rd century version of the Mummy
>Road Show opening up tombs and finding skeletons with intact toupees
>sitting on the skulls.
>
>kassa
Actually, I think the original Star Trek series did an episode with them as
Tribbles.
--Lee
I don't think I've ever seen Jeremy Piven WITH hair...
--
"You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth
knowing about, is that it?"-- Metatron (Alan Rickman), DOGMA
DEFINITELY Ben Affleck. Paul Reiser.
Jay Leno?
Ted Kopell?
Howard Stern?
David Boreanaz??
---
What's your source on Mr. Affleck's baldness and phoniness ?
>Ted Kopell?
A BAD toupee at that. Surprised nobody mentioned another newscaster/bad toupee
wearer - Sam Donaldson
>Howard Stern?
not a toupee either...
>David Boreanaz??