Pervert steals Jennifer Aniston panties and sells them on eBay.
Flesha
JENNIFER ANISTON
JENNIFER Aniston has hired a gang of heavies to guard her film-set
trailer after a pervert broke in and knicked her knickers, then flogged
them on eBay.
The sexy star, filming The Break Up in Chicago with heartthrob Vince
Vaughn, 35, was furious after finding someone had broken in and made
off with her bras and pants. But the 36-year-old former Friends star
was horrified when her frilly smalls appeared on the internet auction
site. So now her private quarters are being guarded around-the-clock.
A pal said: "Jen was really freaked out." Well, it was pretty bra-zen
behaviour.
Richie
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she'll be even more freaked out
when she finds out it was angelina ...jon voight serving as lookout.
doomella
"Richie" <subscri...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:1124502492.0...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
And the poor girl will have a breakdown when she finds out that I suddenly
found 17 pairs of her thongs! eBay, here I come!!!!
Richie
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didya smell 'em you feral beast you?
we know ya did
fess up
doomella
> > > > The sexy star, filming The Break Up in Chicago with heartthrob Vince
> > > > Vaughn, 35, was furious after finding someone had broken in and made
> > > > off with her bras and pants. But the 36-year-old former Friends star
> > > > was horrified when her frilly smalls appeared on the internet
auction
> > > > site. So now her private quarters are being guarded
around-the-clock.
> > > >
> > > > A pal said: "Jen was really freaked out." Well, it was pretty
bra-zen
> > > > behaviour.
> > >
> > > ==============
> > >
> > > she'll be even more freaked out
> > > when she finds out it was angelina ...jon voight serving as lookout.
> >
> > And the poor girl will have a breakdown when she finds out that I
suddenly
> > found 17 pairs of her thongs! eBay, here I come!!!!
>
>
>
> ===========
>
> didya smell 'em you feral beast you?
>
> we know ya did
>
> fess up
Only the lucky bidders will know for sure.
Richie
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but we can be reasonably assured ya did ..right?
CliffB
Naah. It was one of Brtadf Pitt's body doubles.
Terry Lomax
> http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/3amcontent/tm_objectid=15877225&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=jennifer-aniston--name_page.html
>
>
> JENNIFER ANISTON
> The sexy star
Nope, she's not sexy. She's UGLY. She got her panties in a bunch when
someone described her as "homely", as if nobody is allowed to criticize
her. In reality, whoever called her "homely" was doing her a favor.
The word "homely" is usually a polite way of describing an ugly person,
implying their ugliness is natural. Jennifer Anasstokiss is UGLY
because she's gone to great lengths to TRY to look good, and she's
failed. She's not even natural (nose job, hair dye, etc), and she
still looks bad.
> A pal said: "Jen was really freaked out."
Does anything _not_ freak her out? It seems forever since a day has
gone by without at least one agc article about Anasstokiss whining
about something. "Waaah, Brad is seeing someone else!" "Waaah,
somebody criticized me!" The bitch needs to STFU. Because she cries
wolf about little unimportant things, nobody should pay any attention
to her when something bigger happens such as a creepy hamper thief
selling her items online.
In real life she's even more neurotic and stupid than her character on
Friends (I've never actually seen a complete episode of Friends, but am
aware her character is a total moron and a basket case).
maryanne kehoe
bad that eBay's security is so lax that hot merchandise can be listed on
there.
Gregory Morrow
maryanne kehoe wrote:
That's not eBay's job...it's the job of local law enforcement. Then in
turn they can contact eBay and they will put the kibbosh on the person
offering the stolen goods.
--
Best
Greg
MaryLong2
today. She is such a "sad" joke.
JAH
wrote:
>I've heard there is a *lot* of stolen merchandise for sale on eBay. Too
>bad that eBay's security is so lax that hot merchandise can be listed on
>there.
It's not their security. Sometimes people do 1-day auctions and the
item is sold and the seller long gone before eBay can do anything
about it.
JAH
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maryanne kehoe
I remember several years ago here in Georgia, there was a story of a guy
who unfortunately had his car stolen. The police came out and did the
usual report and the insurance company paid out. The guy ended up buying
a new car.
He was browsing eBay one day and found HIS old car for sale. He
recognised it by the distinctive custom grille work, wheels and the dent
on one side.
He ended up getting the car back (but I think had to re-pay the
insurance company for the original loss.)
Foxxy Foxx1
ShadowBoxer wrote about Maryanne Kehoe:
<<No one wants your panties.>>
I don't recall Maryanne offering her panties to anyone. Did I miss
something somewhere?
Gregory Morrow
maryanne kehoe fries up some chicken:
> I remember several years ago here in Georgia, there was a story of a guy
> who unfortunately had his car stolen. The police came out and did the
> usual report and the insurance company paid out. The guy ended up buying
> a new car.
Pecan-encrusted chicken pieces are baked to tender, golden
perfection.
Buttermilk Pecan Chicken
2 broiler-fryer chickens, cut in serving pieces
1/2 cup margarine or butter
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg, slightly beaten
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup ground pecans
1 tablespoon paprika
1 tablespoon salt
1/8 tablespoon pepper
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/4 cup pecan halves
1. Melt margarine in large shallow baking dish (about 13x9x2
inches).
2. Mix buttermilk with egg in one shallow dish, and flour, ground
pecans, paprika, salt, pepper and sesame seeds in another.
3. Dip chicken in buttermilk mixture, then in flour mixture. Place
skin side down in melted margarine in baking dish, then turn chicken
pieces to coat with margarine and place skin side up.
4. Place pecan halves on each piece of chicken and bake in 350*F
oven 1 1/4 hours, until tender and golden brown. Garnish with parsley
and cherry tomatoes.
Makes 4 servings.
Recipe provided courtesy of the National Chicken Council. Used with
permission.
> He was browsing eBay one day and found HIS old car for sale. He
> recognised it by the distinctive custom grille work, wheels and the dent
> on one side.
>
> He ended up getting the car back (but I think had to re-pay the
> insurance company for the original loss.)
Recipe provided courtesy of the National Chicken Council. Used with
permission.
</>
Gregory Morrow
Foxxy Foxx1 wrote:
> ShadowBoxer wrote about Maryanne Kehoe:
>
>
> <<No one wants your panties.>>
:o)
> I don't recall Maryanne offering her panties to anyone. Did I miss
> something somewhere?
Heehee...
"Salsa Swiss Steak
2 teaspoons oil
1 1/2 pounds top round steak, cut into 5 pieces
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1 medium onion, halved and sliced
1/2 medium green pepper, cut into strips
1 can cream of mushroom soup
3/4 cup thick and chunky salsa
Heat oil in large skillet over medium-high heat until hot. Sprinkle
steak with salt and pepper. Place steak in skillet; cook 4 to 6
minutes or until well browned, turning once. Transfer steak to 4- to
6-quart crockpot. Top with onion and bell pepper.
In same skillet, combine soup and salsa; mix well. Pour over
vegetables and steak. Cover; cook on LOW for 8 to 10 hours.
Remove steak pieces from crockpot; place on serving platter. Stir
sauce well. Serve sauce with steak."
Foxxy Foxx1
Gregory Morrow wrote:
Buttermilk Pecan Chicken
Actually, this recipe seems really good, but I don't
eat chicken. Think it would work on a turkey or a turkey breast?
Floyd Burney the Rockabilly Boy
to post with .met and .con
Fred "Leaky kill file" 'Lester wept:
>
>> > Gary Burnore/Fred Hall smiles for the cop camera
>> > http://home.nyc.rr.com/cypherpunk/Burnore.jpg
>
>> So...the hypocrite/Fred that goes around wailing
>> and weeping "kiddie fucker" accusations so often
>> ...is really a "kiddie fucker"? Guilty conscience?
>
>
> Eeeeeeesh!! I am such a spanked dumbass.
We know.
<poke>
"You brought me here. Damn! I'd better haul my ass on out of here.
I'm scared now. it's hands (posts off for me). kill file." [Date: Jan
2005]
~Fred (Ready to Bawl) Hall, admitting to being a controlled,
blistered and owned pawn - a scared pawn...too spanked to do as s/h/it
wishes
doomella
"Foxxy Foxx1" <Foxxy...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:8799-430...@storefull-3273.bay.webtv.net...
Gregory Morrow wrote:
<<Pecan-encrusted chicken pieces are baked to tender, golden perfection.
Buttermilk Pecan Chicken
2 broiler-fryer chickens, cut in serving pieces 1/2 cup margarine or
butter
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg, slightly beaten
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup ground pecans
1 tablespoon paprika
1 tablespoon salt
1/8 tablespoon pepper
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/4 cup pecan halves
<snip>
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I always got a kick out of how posts wind up having little to do with the
thread subject line, but this one's gotta win the award hands down.
Richie .
benightedly says:
I always got a kick out of how posts wind up having little to do with
the thread subject line, but this one's gotta win the award hands down.
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you honestly don't see the symbolic connection????
there are no awards in gossip
Sincerely,
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copyright © 2003, 2004, 2005
Gregory Morrow
Foxxy Foxx wrote:
>Gregory Morrow wrote:
Buttermilk Pecan Chicken
.Actually, this recipe seems really good, but I don't
>eat chicken. Think it would work on a turkey or a t>urkey breast?
Yes, perfectly!
--
Best
Greg
Talent Incarnate
> Re: Fuck! I'm the Freddie Twinkie Faggot and
> I'm still desperate enough to post with .met
> and .con
> 10:18pm
> From: fkh...@gmail.com (Fred Hall)
Owned
--
"I'm tellin' ya kid! You're more talented than the best of 'em" [Dec 6
2002]
~Wyle Coyote, talkin' 'bout.....me [fact] :)
Jean-Luc Baptiste
Fred "Leaky kill file" 'Lester wept:
>
>> > Gary Burnore/Fred Hall smiles for the cop camera
>> > http://home.nyc.rr.com/cypherpunk/Burnore.jpg
>
>> So...the hypocrite/Fred that goes around wailing
>> and weeping "kiddie fucker" accusations so often
>> ...is really a "kiddie fucker"? Guilty conscience?
>
>
> Eeeeeeesh!! I am such an Owned spanked dumbass.