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Laura San Giacomo's Breasts

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dannypena71

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Jul 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/6/00
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Over this past season of Just Shoot Me, it has come to my
attention that the breast queen herself, Laura San Giacomo, who
plays Maya Gallo, has gotten an increase in breast size yet
again. No, not by implants, but by the fact that she doesn't wear
a bra too often. How else explain why Laura's loochies hang all
the way down her stomach!!

In the episode with Kevin Sorbo, they were literally hanging at
the top of her pants!!! Most definately one of her bra-less
scenes. Too think, if they hang low with bra, just think how low
they'll go when she's without one!!!

So I'm pretty certain that her tits go below her navel these
days, without a bra. Now, I'm all for big tits, otherwise I
wouldn't be watching Just Shoot Me and Laura San Giacomo, but
there is a limit to everything. Tits which sag down below the
navel are just downright yucky, and a woman with breasts like
that isn't sexy, just some kind of sad freak show act.

Also, this means that she's really started to sag a lot more
these last couple of years. When she was braless at Tonight with
Leno, she sure was damn saggy, but no f---ing freak. She must
have lost at least two inches since then. How the hell can this
have happened?

The only thing I can think of is that her tits have gotten bigger
yet and that she still doesn't wear a bra when she's not on the
JSM set. Braless with those tits, Jesus! What is she thinking,
just letting super-heavy boobies droop by their lonesome without
any bra support. Also add to the fact that they're lower than
most people's grandmas' in the first place, she's got to nuts!!
You can almost hear the creaking sound when they break new ground
towards the floor. Can she still button a pair of jeans without
the tits getting into the way? Is she aiming for the Guinness
Records or something?!!!!

Anyways, I ask how low can she go? Well, one can do some math.
So she's lost around an inch a year, recently, and her breasts
are below her navel now, she's 5'3, say that the current tit
altitude is 3'1. 3'1 equals thirty-seven inches, which means
Laura's tits will hit the floor in as many years. More
significantly, they'll be at crotch level in eight years.

What Laura needs is a monster-sized breast reduction. Just
something to get all the girth right out of Laura's bloated tits.
If not a breast reduction, then a a *lift*. What she'll need
most is the hugest bigass breast *lift* in the history of plastic
surgery!

Jesus, I need so


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Jul 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/6/00
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Danny boy, you've gotta one-track mind...

webm...@laurasangiacomo.every1.net

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In article <0571e74c...@usw-ex0106-045.remarq.com>,

dannypena71 <dannypena...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> Over this past season of Just Shoot Me, it has come to my
> attention that the breast queen herself, Laura San Giacomo, who
> plays Maya Gallo, ..............

>
>

Danny strikes again!!!!!


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Jul 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/6/00
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>Over this past season of Just Shoot Me, it has come to my
>attention that the breast queen herself, Laura San Giacomo, who
>plays Maya Gallo

If 'twere me, I'd have em reduced just to drive you obsessers over the edge. I
think I'll send a note to her suggesting just that.

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Jul 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/7/00
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>How else explain why Laura's loochies hang all
>the way down her stomach!!

"Loochies"?

>Tits which sag down below the
>navel are just downright yucky, and a woman with breasts like
>that isn't sexy, just some kind of sad freak show act.

You got that right. It's sad, how many women think that the only thing that
counts is size. Saggy knockers are about as disgusting as facial hair, yet
women persist in going braless.


A tip from Frank: Remember, "diversity" means "getting rid of all the
Republicans," so adding a black female Republican to a committee of white male
Democrats will actually make it LESS diverse.

Spectra

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Jul 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/7/00
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In article <20000707142001...@ng-ch1.aol.com>,

normn...@aol.comshiznit (Frank Sinatra) wrote:
> >How else explain why Laura's loochies hang all
> >the way down her stomach!!
>
> "Loochies"?
>
> >Tits which sag down below the
> >navel are just downright yucky, and a woman with breasts like
> >that isn't sexy, just some kind of sad freak show act.
>
> You got that right. It's sad, how many women think that the only
thing that
> counts is size. Saggy knockers are about as disgusting as facial
hair, yet
> women persist in going braless.

Most women who get breast implants now do *not* do it for size. They
do it to correct saggy breasts. The breast implants act as a kind
of inner bra, for shaping and support, although they do increase
the size, it is not the reason for doing this much anymore. Usually,
the size increase depends on how big the breasts are before, but the
increase is only enough to enhance the shape, it is not enough to
pull the skin so tight that you can feel the implants under the skin.
Most of these women have about half real breast tissue, which is soft
and cushy, and this covers the inner core of the breast implants, so
the result is fairly good looking and does not feel fake.

So when you harp on someone having "saggy" breasts, you are possibly
encouraging women to get breast implants. This method of firming the
breasts is prefered over breast lifts and other forms of surgery, which
leave a lot of scars, and can damage nerves and glands. Laura evidently
has perfectly natural breasts, so someone wants to harp on her because
of the fact that her breasts are natural and act like one hundred
percent natural breasts are supposed to. She has not yielded to the
urge to get breast implants to shape and firm them. You would think that
they would be happy about this, but no. I think that someone who likes
to persecute people for who they are is just really sick.

Studies were done, and they found that most men prefer women with mature
breasts that hang in a natural way. Acting like helium filled balloons
is not considered such a virtue by most real men. So lay off of Laura
San Giacomo, she is worshipped by a lot of guys for who she is, and she
does not need your comments.

Jam...@whitestar.com

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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=====> "Loochies"?

I prefer Susan's, thank you very much!

=====> "You got that right. It's sad, how many women think that the only


thing that counts is size."

Yeah, so what's your point? Feeling somewhat inadequate are we?

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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>Most women who get breast implants now do *not* do it for size. They
>do it to correct saggy breasts.

Right. And men buy Playboy for the articles.

>Usually,
>the size increase depends on how big the breasts are before, but the
>increase is only enough to enhance the shape, it is not enough to
>pull the skin so tight that you can feel the implants under the skin.

I see you've never been to South Beach.

>So when you harp on someone having "saggy" breasts, you are possibly
>encouraging women to get breast implants.

Implants are disgusting. I'm encouraging women to keep their breasts from
sagging in the first place.

>She has not yielded to the
>urge to get breast implants to shape and firm them.

She ought to yield to the urge to holster those things, before she starts
tripping on them.

>Studies were done, and they found that most men prefer women with mature
>breasts that hang in a natural way.

And people go to Indian restaurants for the music. You are living in a fantasy
world. Men like firm breasts, and the sad truth is, a lot of men prefer the
unnaturally stiff look of implants.

>So lay off of Laura
>San Giacomo, she is worshipped by a lot of guys for who she is, and she
>does not need your comments.

Yes, she does.

Frank Sinatra

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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>=====> "You got that right. It's sad, how many women think that the only
>thing that counts is size."
>
>Yeah, so what's your point? Feeling somewhat inadequate are we?

Yes, James. I live in fear that other men will discover that I have small
breasts. There...I said it. I feel so FREE.

Laura San Loochie Cumqua

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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I wish you creeps would knock it off.


E. Varden

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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Laura San Loochie Cumqua wrote:

> I wish you creeps would knock it off.

The left one or the right one?

Pe

Backwoods Thinker

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Jul 8, 2000, 3:00:00 AM7/8/00
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dannypena71 <dannypena...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>Over this past season of Just Shoot Me, it has come to my
>attention that the breast queen herself, Laura San Giacomo, who
>plays Maya Gallo, has gotten an increase in breast size yet
>again. No, not by implants, but by the fact that she doesn't
wear
>a bra too often. How else explain why Laura's loochies hang all

>the way down her stomach!!
>
>In the episode with Kevin Sorbo, they were literally hanging at
>the top of her pants!!! Most definately one of her bra-less
>scenes. Too think, if they hang low with bra, just think how low
>they'll go when she's without one!!!
>
>So I'm pretty certain that her tits go below her navel these
>days, without a bra. Now, I'm all for big tits, otherwise I
>wouldn't be watching Just Shoot Me and Laura San Giacomo, but
>there is a limit to everything. Tits which sag down below the

>navel are just downright yucky, and a woman with breasts like
>that isn't sexy, just some kind of sad freak show act.
>

you get the left one...i'll get the right one...haha...

could not resist that twist

>
>Jesus, I need so

rast...@gmail.com

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Jan 26, 2018, 10:24:40 AM1/26/18
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Very interesting Danny! Just wanted to let you know that you spelled definitely wrong (definately).... Just in case you were worried about your spelling!? Very interesting writing though!! Check you later!
-Karresa

Miloch

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Jan 26, 2018, 11:50:14 AM1/26/18
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In article <82030a5b-b91e-4446...@googlegroups.com>,
rast...@gmail.com says...
Yo!...Karresa...for some reason I'm missing the rest of this thread...so bring
me up to speed re Laura's hangers.

Do they hang too low?...not perky enough?...the wrong color? Areolas kinda
shaped 'funny'?

Titties are so difficult to discuss because there's no one-size-fits-all.




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Alan Smithee

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Jan 27, 2018, 4:49:20 AM1/27/18
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On 01/26/2018 12:49 PM, Miloch wrote:
> In article <82030a5b-b91e-4446...@googlegroups.com>,
> rast...@gmail.com says...
>>
>> Very interesting Danny! Just wanted to let you know that you spelled definitely
>> wrong (definately).... Just in case you were worried about your spelling!? Very
>> interesting writing though!! Check you later!
>> -Karresa

> Yo!...Karresa...for some reason I'm missing the rest of this thread...so bring
> me up to speed re Laura's hangers.

google 'em!

nemo effa

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Jan 27, 2018, 11:29:59 AM1/27/18
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> Jesus, I need so
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D. Marion

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Jul 29, 2022, 4:37:15 AM7/29/22
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Hmmm

Do any of you actually work, or just live off the public Dole and lout around all day, while posting comments trying to look bright... It ain't workin'! 💩👶👶👶💩
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