BILLY MASTERS 01/15 **BLIND ITEM**
agcbli...@yahoo.com
Could it be that at least 2 notables have been partaking of gay sex at
Equinox? My sources tell me that the locker room in the Columbus
Circle location is frequented by one guy who is mentioned in this very
column (Dave Navarro, Drake Hogestyn, Tom Everett Scott, or Johnny
Galecki) and another who made a splash towards the end of 2006 for
reasons that elicited yawns from anyone familiar with this column.
Alas, they haven't been seen together. But I hear that some snappy
patrons have captured some incriminating images of the fine fellas via
cell phone (a scenario that got one of them in trouble before).
EntertainmentFanatic
I'm guessing the first guy is Johnny Galecki since he's been living in
New York and there have been lots rumors about him being gay. Dave
Navarro doesn't seem like the type to go to a gym, and this sounds like
it's someone who lives in New York.
The Audacity of Ice
news:1169055775.2...@v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
I would SOOOOOO love for this to be about Drake Hogestyn because I know at
least one person who would have a fatal heart attack upon hearing the news,
but it probably isn't. Why did Hogestyn's name come up in a Billy Masters
column? Hogestyn is a soap opera actor; How did a two-bit loser like
Hogestyn get mentioned on such a fine, prestigious publication as Billy
Master's Filth-2-Go?
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Icebreaker
"You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout. Mr. Ashley be comin' to Atlanta
when he get's his leave, and you sattin' there waitin' for him, just like a
spider."
psca...@aol.com
Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
New Year's Eve? I believe he and his son managed to tie the intruders
wrists and ankles by ducktaping them together.
psca...@aol.com
The Audacity of Ice wrote:
Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
psca...@aol.com
The Audacity of Ice wrote:
Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
Spanglebaby
psca...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
> New Year's Eve? I believe he and his son managed to tie the intruders
> wrists and ankles by ducktaping them together.
I don't know if you could call it a "home invasion", really. It
happened in his yard while he was painting his house according to most
reports. Yes, it still happened on his property, but it doesn't seem to
be a break-in. It was more like a whackjob who was threatening his
family out in the yard.
So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland adjacent to
one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super cute and you can wrap
more presents with it than with stickers. ;-)
I've always used DUCT TAPE, except I've never used it for that sort of
thing. Most solicitors and people who have wound up on my property and
were complete salesman shmucks and/or little assholes were easy enough
for me to get rid of without having to resort to such measures. ;-)
<evil grin>
I guess Mr. Hogestyn doesn't own a gun, eh? Maybe now he'll think twice
about getting one. Seriously, this is just crazy. How many people do
you know who duct taped some wiseass for grabbing their wife by the
neck and harassing their twenty-something year old son? How many do you
know who would *leave* their wife/mom outside struggling with the
perpetrator for even a second to go and grab the said hot tea water/can
of mace/duct tape/knife, etc., come to think of it? Why is Drake
Hogestyn's address published in a phone book or anywhere else that is
easily accessible to your average dumbshit, loser Oregonian if Mr.
Hogestyn is a television actor? (If the agressor/perpetrator is *THAT*
mentally unhinged he probably can't hold down a job nor could he afford
a Private Detective to go and find this house...)
If he lives in that easy to access of a neighborhood and he doesn't
have any motion detectors or security alarm installed, he's a nutcase
and he's partially to blame. I read that he has like four kids and only
one of them is in their twenties. Can't he at least install a security
system to protect them? What a cheapskate loser. It is time for Mr.
Hogestyn to think more carefully about ways in which he could protect
his family or else move to a different neighborhood all together;
preferably one where that kind of thing doesn't happen and/or one that
is family oriented enough that all hell would break loose and the
NEIGHBORS would come running over to ASSIST if somebody was physically
assaulted in their yard on A NATIONAL HOLIDAY like New Year's.
I'm not even a rich television or movie star and I know full well that
if some Anti-Satan, bible totin', neck strangling nutjob came into my
yard to start tackling women or kids that a whole gaggle of my
physically fit and more middle aged neighbors (aged 45 and younger, in
other words) would come running over and would beat the crap out of him
to the degree where no sillyassed duct tape or no help from a skinny,
gangly red headed stepson was even necessary in the first place. Where
is the sense of COMMUNITY at in Drake's neighborhood? Maybe he's just
too lost in his own little life and unfriendly to the degree where no
neighbors WANTED to support him? If that the case, that's really quite
sad. One would expect better in terms of NEIGHBORHOOD rallying and
assistance on a holiday during an emergency such as this.
S*Babykins
record hunter
Spanglebaby wrote:
> So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland adjacent to
> one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super cute and you can wrap
> more presents with it than with stickers. ;-)
Literally, I saw DUCK TAPE at WalMart on Sunday. I didn't pick it up
and look at it, but it was in one of the Impulse Purchase stands as you
check out. If they're all as much alike as I imagine, it'll be in your
Impulse Aisle, too.
Bonbon
record hunter wrote:
> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
>
> > So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland adjacent to
> > one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super cute and you can wrap
> > more presents with it than with stickers. ;-)
>
> Literally, I saw DUCK TAPE at WalMart on Sunday. I didn't pick it up
> and look at it, but it was in one of the Impulse Purchase stands as you
> check out. If they're all as much alike as I imagine, it'll be in your
> Impulse Aisle, too.
Probably because there are thousands more uses for it now than just
ducts. In fact, that is supposed to be one of the most widely used
home improvement items there is. There are whole books written about
its uses. Heck, Drake (aha, that's why he had "duck" tape on hand!!!)
isn't the first one to bind someone up with it.
I have also seen Duck Tape but it wasn't at WalMart. If anybody want
some, go here:
http://www.duckproducts.com/products/category.asp?catID=1
My family is all up on this because their last name is "Duck."
Bonbon
It's the Principle!
alt.gossip.celebrities:
> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
>
>> So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland
>> adjacent to one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super
>> cute and you can wrap more presents with it than with stickers.
>> ;-)
>
> Literally, I saw DUCK TAPE at WalMart on Sunday. I didn't pick it
> up and look at it, but it was in one of the Impulse Purchase
> stands as you check out. If they're all as much alike as I
> imagine, it'll be in your Impulse Aisle, too.
Spanglie lives in a tiny, tiny world in his head, so don't pay no mind.
The "Duck Tape" brand picked up in the common misnomer a loooong time
ago. And it's really not so much of a misnomer, since it was initially
invented for quick, WATERPROOF repairs for the military and they so
nicknamed it before it became popular for it second most famous use--
duct work.
--
Brandy Alexandre
-- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
Spanglebaby
Duck is a brand name.
(Duck Tape brand Duct Tape and More! Duck Products Home
There's more to Duck Brand than just Duct Tape. ... Canadian Tire gift
card, racing gear and a year supply of Duck® brand duct tape.
...www.duckproducts.com)
The product itself is called duct tape, however. Most people know that,
but I made the Disneyland Donald joke in absolute jest and even winked
at the original poster, so big whoop. I was merely ribbing them as
opposed to being anal or corrective or anything, really. Many people in
my own family pronounce it "duck tape", too. It's just merely by habit
as far as I'm concerned. I was teasing the poster. Get a sense of humor
and quit being so damned defensive and finger in the face about the
little jokes that people on Usenet toss at each other here and there
just to shoot the breeze.
What's with this "he" shit you're selling this poor poster on, anyhow?
I'm 100% female through and I've got more woman in my left pinky that
you've got in your whole beastly body, Brandy. As for me living in a
"tiny world", I'm a city woman through and through and I come from and
spent time in larger, more diverse and tougher cities than a bleached
bottle blonde fake and bake bimbo like you will see any day, loser. I
was *kidding* with the poster, you nimble minded idiot!
You haven't even spoken to me in over a MONTH, Baton Butt, so why
bother NOW??? Why'd you have to go and ruin a good thing, GeroniHo? I
was rather *ENJOYING* my Brandy Free diet and I wasn't even taking it
with Equal or Splenda as opposed to sugar. Girlfrenn, I was off of you
and your five and dime weakly supported philisophical suggestions for
GOOD. You, your faux snakeskin pumps and your waxed, sunburnt crack
were all in my PAST, CollagenKisses! Why'd you have to go and wreck it?
I was sooo lovin' our time apart. It was so tranquil and it was indeed
a special, coveted, heartfelt time of peace and quiet solitude for me,
PornHoleyOh! It was the BEST FREE DIVORCE I've ever encountered, as a
matter of fact. It was magic.
Screw you and the rusty caboose you rode in on for wrecking it. Go BACK
to ignoring me, please. I want no part of you, *especially* the 2,000
dirty ones, which take of the majority of your physical being. Thanks
for butting in on a coversation that had ZERO to do with you. You're
quite good at that though, aren't you? Anything that involves you
sticking your rear in in or towards places it doesn't belong in the
first place is your forte, ain't it? Go find a new poster to defend and
stick up for because the one that I was talking to wasn't even sucker
punched in the first place. He (She?) was barely even shoved. It was
all for giggles, you Loose as a Goose little twit!
S*Babykins
Spanglebaby
Sorry folks, but I don't have an "IMPULSE AISLE" at Wal Mart. I don't
shop there. I hate the way they treat their employees, I hate companies
that have sleepy checker clerks do a cheerleading routine at 6 and 7 am
meetings, I *refuse* to walk into a place that greets me like J.P.
Patches and Gertrude the damned clown with an overly exuberant (and
fake) welcome at the door (as if the customer is stoned and forgot
where they are) and I don't impulse buy, for the most part.
I make a list and am in and out of there. I'm sure that many of a store
sells lighters, duct tape, gum, breath mints, candy bars, etc. at the
"impulse bin" by the checkstand, but that's usually not what I partake
in, let ALONE at a store like WalMart that hires single parents on at
32 hours per week instead of 40 on PURPOSE so that they don't have to
offer them health benefits, erases their posted time schedules so that
they are forced to work overtime, has women working in the auto
services department yet does not allow them to do anything more
technical than a simple oil change because they're women, etc.
It would take me all damned DAY to list the complaints I've heard from
various employee's parents and relatives that I've known or met and/or
have seen documented on this piss pot of a company. They ought to be
ashamed of themselves, yet seeing as how the corporate "leaders" of
this establishment HAVE NO sense of self to begin with, that's going to
be slow in coming, obviously...
I know that it was just merely in passing, but please (and I guarantee
you'll meet others in the course of your life who will suggest the same
thing) don't ever *ASSUME* or suggest that I shop at Wal-Mart. They're
the lowest rung of the totem pole when it comes to places I'd shop at,
let alone merely use the parking lot for a place to quickly fart
outside or make a U-Turn.
S*Babykins
Julia Dream
"Spanglebaby" <serene...@lycos.com> wrote in message
>Wal-Mart. They're
> the lowest rung of the totem pole when it comes to places I'd shop at,
> let alone merely use the parking lot for a place to quickly fart
> outside or make a U-Turn.
>
> S*Babykins
LMAO That was funny! I *loathe* Wal-Mart. Being a cashier at a grocery
store, I know what customer service is all about, and Bal-Fart doesn't have
it going on for them in the slightest. That place is the fifth ring of
Hell, AFAIC.
Becky
Julia Dream
> about getting one. Seriously, this is just crazy. How many people do
> you know who duct taped some wiseass for grabbing their wife by the
> neck and harassing their twenty-something year old son? How many do you
> know who would *leave* their wife/mom outside struggling with the
> perpetrator for even a second to go and grab the said hot tea water/can
> of mace/duct tape/knife, etc., come to think of it?
Since someone else mentioned that there is an actual brand of duct tape
called Duck Tape, I won't bother with that part. LOL
As far as Drake owning a gun (or not), maybe he does but he keeps it locked
up somewhere safe inside his house. How many people are going to keep their
piece laying around while they are working in the yard or on their house? I
would think that duct tape would have been pretty handy while he was working
on his house, perhaps using it to keep the paint off of certain areas of the
building. Just my two cents. :-)
Becky
Julia Dream
"Bonbon" <tresb...@aol.com> wrote in message
> Heck, Drake (aha, that's why he had "duck" tape on hand!!!)
LOL Very funny, Bonbon!! :-)
Becky
Spanglebaby
Julia Dream wrote:
> As far as Drake owning a gun (or not), maybe he does but he keeps it locked
> up somewhere safe inside his house. How many people are going to keep their
> piece laying around while they are working in the yard or on their house? I
> would think that duct tape would have been pretty handy while he was working
> on his house, perhaps using it to keep the paint off of certain areas of the
> building. Just my two cents. :-)
>
> Becky
Actually, you bring up a very point and it's indeed a point that I
actually expected others to bring up. However, I seem to recall hearing
on NW Afternoon (and reading in a few different places) that he was
painting his house *at night*, so that makes things different AFAIC.
Besides, I don't know how large or what type of a neighborhood you
reside in, but I've met plenty of people who have a licensed firearm
that they keep in their car, locked under their porch, locked in a
special safe in their toolshed (that particular person lives on a
ranch), locked in their garage, etc., *exactly* for these types of at
night circumstances.
I'm sure that a thousand and a half people will now pull a Rosie O'
Donnell move on me and bitch me out for advocating such a thing, but I
really don't care. It's not an occurrance that happens daily, weekly,
semi-annually or even yearly to me, but I've had at least three
circumstances occur on my property where I was either physically or
verbally attacked and wished I had a gun that was more accessible. In a
large metropolitan city, you never know who's drunk or on drugs and
what type of crap they'll try and I even live surrounded by a huge
arched gate and my next door neighbor has a crested and big iron fence.
If Drake Hogestyn *had* a gun that night, his poor wife never would
have been grabbed at the throat by a potential strangler, yet she *WAS*
and now she has to live with that. WTF was this idiot doing painting
his house in the DARK at night on a national holiday? I just think it's
nuts. If you want to do home improvement projects or work on your car
outside in the dead of night on the DRUNKEN MOST HOLIDAY (New Years) of
the years, as far as this chick's concerned, you had best protect the
asses of you and your own. I don't know, Becky. I'm a complete snorting
angry bull about this sort of thing, I guess.
If you're going to take risks like he did that night, you have to be
prepared and educated on how to rearrange the danger to where it's on
the other person and not on you in as quickly as one split second. That
guy at Drake's house was a freakjob and all that they had was their
mere hands and voices to attempt to stop him. In *most* circumstances
there would not have been time to go *INSIDE* and grab the duct tape,
except Ben was home and one of them was able to pin the jerk down while
the other went in for tape. What if Drake and Victoria (I think that's
her name???) had been ALONE, though?
Maybe I'm different than most people, I don't know. My respect level is
ZERO when a creep walks onto my property acting like they own the
place. I'm the same way with somebody who was invited over and their
attitude suddenly changes (for whatever reason) to the tone where
they're in CHARGE of my surroundings. If people in and around my home
don't know their boundaries and exercise them accordingly, they had
better LEAVE at once or else they're as good as dead. When my comfort
level is compromised, my patience/tolerance level goes out the window.
Yes, that's me. I'm the person on the block who's made the teenagers
afraid to throw a party when mommy & daddy are on vacation.... "Is that
half rack and that carton of Marlboros really worth it, Junior? You're
thinking of inviting HOW many people over at 11 PM?!?!? Yeeeeah, that's
what YOU think, too bad I think NOT and have the phone # of the hotel
you're mom's staying at. Ya' might want to call your friends BACK on
that swell cell phone of your's. Hope you haven't used up all of your
minutes! And while you're at it...have you composed a LIST of the ages
of all who'll be drinking at your house this evening? I seem to recall
a certain 14 year old downing tequila shots like they were mere lemon
candy last time you attempted such a stunt..." Teenagers nearly always
refer to me as "that c***t who wont allow us any free reign" as opposed
to my first name. We get along *SWELL* if they're on the honor roll,
know two or more languages and play the clarinet!!! If not, then to
hell with the little brats and good riddance if they move out of the
neighborhood. :-) :-) :-)
S*Babykins
Booker
S*Babykins
Martha, is that you?? Bad mood today?
Booker
suzee
> psca...@aol.com wrote:
>
>> Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
>> New Year's Eve? I believe he and his son managed to tie the intruders
>> wrists and ankles by ducktaping them together.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I don't know if you could call it a "home invasion", really. It
> happened in his yard while he was painting his house according to most
> reports. Yes, it still happened on his property, but it doesn't seem to
> be a break-in. It was more like a whackjob who was threatening his
> family out in the yard.
>
>
> So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland adjacent to
> one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super cute and you can wrap
> more presents with it than with stickers. ;-)
There's a brand of duct tape called `Duck Tape'. You can get it lots of
places...
sue
The Audacity of Ice
news:1169159382....@m58g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
> What's with this "he" shit you're selling this poor poster on, anyhow? I'm
> 100% female through and I've got more woman in my left pinky that
> you've got in your whole beastly body, Brandy. As for me living in a "tiny
> world", I'm a city woman through and through and I come from and
> spent time in larger, more diverse and tougher cities than a bleached
> bottle blonde fake and bake bimbo like you will see any day, loser. I
> was *kidding* with the poster, you nimble minded idiot!
For some reason, Whorezilla's posts haven't been showing up on my server
(thank God for tender mercies). Interestingly though, rather than build upon
the 8 - 12 weeks of no flamewars between us, she chooses to start up a new
fight with you and therefore relinquishes any and all claim that you, me, or
Terry are "obsessed" with her. If she was so concerned about us stalking her
and obsessing over her, she'd have kept a low profile and tried not to get
on our bad sides. So much for her weak, specious arguments. Time and again
Brandy shows herself to be an intellectual whore in addition to being a
regular whore. She went and inserted herself into a thread where no flaming
was occuring, and we all know how Brandy loves to insert herself into other
peoples business (or, in some cases, insert stuff into herself, like a
police baton).
> You haven't even spoken to me in over a MONTH, Baton Butt, so why bother
> NOW??? Why'd you have to go and ruin a good thing, GeroniHo? Screw you
> and the rusty caboose you rode in on for wrecking it.
She's a shameless whore, Jen. Don't lower yourself to her level. Just let
Brandy go back to making those videos of her sodomizing a police baton; it's
all she knows how to do.
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Icebreaker
"Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
babies."
Spanglebaby
The Audacity of Ice wrote:
>
> For some reason, Whorezilla's posts haven't been showing up on my server
> (thank God for tender mercies). Interestingly though, rather than build upon
> the 8 - 12 weeks of no flamewars between us, she chooses to start up a new
> fight with you and therefore relinquishes any and all claim that you, me, or
> Terry are "obsessed" with her. If she was so concerned about us stalking her
> and obsessing over her, she'd have kept a low profile and tried not to get
> on our bad sides. So much for her weak, specious arguments. Time and again
> Brandy shows herself to be an intellectual whore in addition to being a
> regular whore. She went and inserted herself into a thread where no flaming
> was occuring, and we all know how Brandy loves to insert herself into other
> peoples business (or, in some cases, insert stuff into herself, like a
> police baton).
>
> She's a shameless whore, Jen. Don't lower yourself to her level. Just let
> Brandy go back to making those videos of her sodomizing a police baton; it's
> all she knows how to do.
>
>
Thanks, you're a complete angel for even BOTHERING with this stupid
thread that she has managed to bust in on. :-)
Even if the topic has nothing to do with her, she has to editorialize
and pontificate at all times. Her mouth is as big as her ripped
butthole, unfortunately.
I was perfectly happy basking in the lush tropical warmth of not
communicating with Brandy for several weeks. She just HAD to go and
mention me by name.
It's a NEW year, Ice. She must be bored, dumped and unemployed again.
Hence her new "improved" screen name. :-)
S*Babykins
Booker
Oh go to bed, Snobbykins! Or...go file your nails (to a point, of course).
Booker
Tattoo Vampire
> I was perfectly happy basking in the lush tropical warmth of not
> communicating with Brandy for several weeks. She just HAD to go and
> mention me by name.
You love it when she pays attention to you.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Terry Lomax
It's the Principle! wrote:
> Not to mention, it was the other way around. I responded to a post.
> He apparently was DYING for someone to say "boo" so he could flip out
> again. I wasn't the only one who made the correction. I'm guessing
> more was said than this? Like I give a rat's butt about the clinically
> insane.
>
> Brandy Alexandre
As usual, Brandy claims she has us in her killfile, pretending the only
text by Spanglebaby she reads is quoted by other posters. If I had a
dollar for every time Brandy claimed, "Terry | Ice | Spanglebaby is in
my killfile and I don't read his/her posts, but I saw the post in
quoted text...", I could afford to retire. When Brandy says, "I'm
guessing more was said than this?", Brandy means, "I read Spanglebaby's
entire post, but am ashamed I did so now I'll claim I just read the
quoted part".
Regarding the Duck Tape, Brandy might have plugged it into a
superficial web search to find the details about the military use,
trying to appear smart when in reality she's a moron. If Brandy did
see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart, it was probably next to Preparation
H in the impulse aisle, as Brandy regularly buys Preparation H to treat
some of the side effects (Brandy would call them "affects") of her
"career" letting people sodomize her with strange objects.
BarebackBill
>Regarding the Duck Tape, Brandy might have plugged it into a
>superficial web search to find the details about the military use,
>trying to appear smart when in reality she's a moron. If Brandy did
>see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart,
http://www.duckproducts.com/products/subcategory.asp?CatID=1&SubID=1
Sarah Czepiel
<icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
:> Whorezilla, stalking her and obsessing over her, our bad sides, whore, a
:>regular whore, insert stuff into herself, like a police baton), shameless whore,
:>sodomizing a police baton;
Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it a
secret fetish for you two ?
:>-------------------------------------
The Audacity of Ice
news:xyvmefl...@desktop1.ziggynet...
> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
>> I was perfectly happy basking in the lush tropical warmth of not
>> communicating with Brandy for several weeks. She just HAD to go and
>> mention me by name.
>
> You love it when she pays attention to you.
Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made you look
like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending her against us
"stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her going on the attack against us
when we've said nothing about her for months and weren't even talking about
her in this thread.
The Audacity of Ice
news:1169324629.0...@s34g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> If Brandy did
> see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart, it was probably next to Preparation
> H in the impulse aisle, as Brandy regularly buys Preparation H to treat
> some of the side effects (Brandy would call them "affects") of her
> "career" letting people sodomize her with strange objects.
Agreed. She was also probably picking up some penicillin, Geritol, and
Depends. My guess is that she'll have to go on a colostomy bag at some
point; you can't repeatedly rape a policeman's baton and not end up doing
major damage to your colon.
Spanglebaby
Yes, that's right! Bingo! You are soooo astute to have caught that
Sarah, Darling! Bravo! Icebreaker and I have a special artistic
affinity for police batons. This year he made me a Christmas tree
ornament that was originally carved out of a police baton and later
resembled a small reindeer. I carved and sculpted him some beautiful
salad tongs out of a couple of 1950's police batons that I picked up at
the police department's annual rummage sale.
His great grandfather was a poor and struggling Dutch wooden rocking
horse maker and mine was confined to a wheelchair and crafted rolling
pins for bakeries in the South of Italy. It's been an ongoing crusade
for us, Sarah, but it hurts and dismays us so very deeply to know that
Brandy would ever manipulate a gorgeous former tree and place *any*
form of wood up her wide and capacious expanse of a miserable
poopshooter. Wood and wood items are part of our HERITAGE and she's
disrespecting it. We will march proud and strong until she vows to
never disrespect trees and wood in this manner ever again, let alone
videotape such an act. It is just deplorable that she would disrespect
our National Resources this way.
(Trees have feelings, too! Respect for the rings! WWJD---What WOOD
Jesus do?)
<<Rolling my eyes at Sarah's ridiculous suggestions. MD Bath tissue,
bubble bath and soap are the only thing that's coming within a
centimeter of my crapper, so I hope that answers her
question/accusation about my supposed "ass fetishes". Sarah "Whiskers"
Czepiel might be into the monkey butt love on those rare nights when
she can talk her mate (a.k.a. husband who is really a blow up doll)
into putting an oversized Kroger grocery bag over his head in order to
get naked with her in the first place, but I, for one, think that it's
a behavior that only the most degenerate of heterosexuals would ever
bother to involve themselves in. Asses were built for these to come OUT
of, not for things to go INTO.>>
S*Babykins
Spanglebaby
Terry Lomax wrote:
> Regarding the Duck Tape, Brandy might have plugged it into a
> superficial web search to find the details about the military use,
> trying to appear smart when in reality she's a moron. If Brandy did
> see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart, it was probably next to Preparation
> H in the impulse aisle, as Brandy regularly buys Preparation H to treat
> some of the side effects (Brandy would call them "affects") of her
> "career" letting people sodomize her with strange objects.
Ding! Ding! Ding! Lomax is at half court and the competition tries but
FAILS to create a sceen. He shoots! He SCORES!!!
LMAO!!! Great post, Terry.
S*Babykins
Spanglebaby
It's the Principle! wrote:
> Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
>
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
Impossible, eh? Well, that didn't stop YOU, now did it? So, tell
us...was he your first? Did you put a little blindfold over the police
baton and promise him that when he lost his virginity to you it
wouldn't hurt and you wouldn't tell the rest of the force? That police
baton had a reputation in it's community and you wrecked it. He could
never go out and serve the community at night again and it cost money
for the department to replace him. I'm sure there are numerous crack
addicts, crystal meth makers, gang members and deviant thieves who
recognized the baton in your video as the one that was used on them.
How do you think they felt knowing that the objects that helped to make
them incarcerated prison system celebrities; that put them on the
evildoers map; later rode you up your Hershey Trail?
(Sodomy, BTW, is the deviant act itself, not the person or orifice that
it's perpetrated upon. Therefore, it is most certainly possible to
"sodomize" a police baton. The sodomy occurs in the act of placing it
where it doesn't belong, and not solely in the crime or the feelings of
the victim. Technically, YES, you sodomized a police baton and
deviantly injected it into an orifice. It did need be human or have a
voice for you to have sodomized it. Check a dictionary. I did. You're
argument suggests that sodomy is only sodomy for the sake of the crime
and not for the sake of the *technical* act itself and you're wrong.)
S*Babykins
raoul
Spanglebaby <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> It's the Principle! wrote:
>
> > Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
> >
> >
> > --
> > Brandy Alexandre
> >
> > --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
>
>
>
>
>
> Impossible, eh? Well, that didn't stop YOU, now did it? So, tell
> us...was he your first? Did you put a little blindfold over the police
> baton and promise him that when he lost his virginity to you it
> wouldn't hurt and you wouldn't tell the rest of the force? That police
> baton had a reputation in it's community and you wrecked it. He could
> never go out and serve the community at night again and it cost money
> for the department to replace him. I'm sure there are numerous crack
> addicts, crystal meth makers, gang members and deviant thieves who
> recognized the baton in your video as the one that was used on them.
> How do you think they felt knowing that the objects that helped to make
> them incarcerated prison system celebrities; that put them on the
> evildoers map; later rode you up your Hershey Trail?
Wow, you've really thought this one out, didn't you? Do you also
realize that the video scene in question took place over 13 years ago?
I could probably find ya a vidcap of the scene- want me to send you a
copy 'cuz I betcha never have really seen it.
Spanglebaby
raoul wrote:
> In article <1169340577.5...@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,
> Wow, you've really thought this one out, didn't you? Do you also
> realize that the video scene in question took place over 13 years ago?
>
> I could probably find ya a vidcap of the scene- want me to send you a
> copy 'cuz I betcha never have really seen it.
Brandy, in an effort to make it look like she's too hip to bother with
me is now writing in to the NG as Raoul. This was to be expected.
Is she Eating Raoul these days, too? Wouldn't surprise me.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist. It's the title of a film.)
S*Babykins
BarebackBill
I just watched it last night.
It's one of my favorite black comedies.
Tattoo Vampire
> Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made you look
> like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending her against us
> "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her going on the attack against us
> when we've said nothing about her for months and weren't even talking about
> her in this thread.
You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Spanglebaby
It's the Principle! wrote:
>
> > The Audacity of Ice wrote:
> >
> >> Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made
> >> you look like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending
> >> her against us "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her
> >> going on the attack against us when we've said nothing about her
> >> for months and weren't even talking about her in this thread.
> >
> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
>
> person who did it. But look how totally owned they are. If I cared
> I'd reload articles and count the dedication. But then I don't.
>
> -- Brandy Alexandre
Ummm, no. You didn't make one little old correction about duct tape,
you made a complete character assessment saying that I live in a "tiny,
tiny world inside my head" all over the fact that Duck is brand name of
duct tape.
You're the most ignorant, capaciously stretched in the sagging vagina
SLUT I've ever met in my life. Go back to your baton, lying bitch. All
you will ever be is an ignorant porn tramp and your past will follow
you wherever you go. Deal with it and shut the hell up about the rest
of us who outnumber you and are sexually and morally normal.
All that you are is JEALOUS because WE haven't messed up OUR lives the
way that you did, Whore.
S*Babykins
Spanglebaby
Buuut, he's sexually normal as opposed to deviant is friends with
sexually normal and non-deviant people who are not perverted offenders
without morals, like you, Tattie. Therefore he's a thousand MILES AHEAD
OF you. People judge you by the company you keep, TV. Therefore, by
constantly defending your little Human Paploma Virus of a pal (Brandy),
we have no better than to assume that you are equally as scathed,
equally as germy and equally as pathetic for any old fuck that a
stranger will give you, on videotape or otherwise.
Hell, even if Icebreaker were a 400 pound whale who was financially
supported by his billionaire grandpa, he'd still be in better shape
than you just merely based on his personality, his sense of spirit and
values, and the education/intelligence level of the company that he
keeps. He doesn't befriend trailer trash pornographers, prostitutes or
porn actresses who've filed from bankruptcy and have been fired from
valuable, morally on the level work later in life for lying about thier
porn past.
You don't write very well, you're average looking at best, and you're
not even very funny, Tattie. STILL...without Brandy in your back
pocket, I guarantee that you could still manage to somehow attract some
half-educated bimbo of a decent looking woman who was looking for a man
to pay her way through life; somebody to fiend off. However RIGHT NOW
you're trashing your life. What's a chick to do when she finds your
email address after having met you, Googles your ass, and finds out
that you're best buds online with Brandy the PornHolio?
Dude, come on.....I say this with all due regard to your FUTURE, man.
Buddying up with Brandy is going to wind up being the death of you.
Nobody's going to ever want you once they know that you've got to the
mat to defend the likes of such a VALUELESS BIMBO. Her lack of self
esteem and her life choices rub off on you, Tattie. Think about it. And
don't even tell me that doesn't matter and you've already found your
lady love and are perfectly happy as punch because I won't believe it.
Not defending this tramp you're not. If you were set for life you'd not
be so enamoured by the so-called skank celebrity that you think is
attached to Brandy via being her A #1 supporter.
She's your crack, Dude, and she's ruining you. Time to rehabilitate
your sense of priorities, Hon.
S*Babykins
Tattoo Vampire
> Ummm
Look, she learned a new word.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...$665.95: Retail price of the Beast
Tattoo Vampire
> You don't write very well, you're average looking at best, and you're
> not even very funny, Tattie.
Answer one question for me. Why in the world do you think I care what your
opinion of me is?
--
Regards,
[tv]
...$666: Minimum deposit of the Beast
The Audacity of Ice
>> Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it a
>> secret fetish for you two ?
Yes, it is a secret obsession of mine. I'm obsessed with not shoving a
police baton (or any other object) up my arse.
Incidentally Sarah, have you ever tried Pacquin Skin Cream? I don't know if
it's sold up North where you live, but it smells real nice (like roses) and
can probably really help you out on some of those liver and age spots you've
got; I don't know if it can do anything about the wrinkles and the man hair
on your arms, though.
The Audacity of Ice
> You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
Notice, folks, that Tattoo doesn't bother to argue actual facts. Why?
Because he can't. He spent all of 2006 trying to get inside of Brandy's
granny panties by blindly defending the tramp, and now she's left him
intellectually holding the bag, as she's completely undecut all his
arguments about us attacking her and being obsessed with her and stalking
her. For months nothing was said to Brandy Alexandre, and yet she's taken it
upon herself to kick off 2007 with the first, official flame war, and it was
all at her behest. She inserted herself into this non-argument as sure as
she inserted that policeman's baton into her Hershey Highway all those many
years ago.
I mean, it's pretty sad when you can't even hold down a job as an
entry-level secretary at Forest Lawn mortuary (though the only reason she
initially applied for the job was because the ad read: "Must have experience
working with stiffs"). Speaking of stiffs.....I wonder if Brandy has yet to
pay back all those creditor she stiffed. when she declared bankruptcy. Where
did all that fabulous mad money go when you made those videos, Brandy? Up
your nose like a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
Tattoo Vampire
> Notice
No.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast
raoul
Spanglebaby <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> raoul wrote:
> > In article <1169340577.5...@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,
> > Wow, you've really thought this one out, didn't you? Do you also
> > realize that the video scene in question took place over 13 years ago?
> >
> > I could probably find ya a vidcap of the scene- want me to send you a
> > copy 'cuz I betcha never have really seen it.
>
>
>
>
> Brandy, in an effort to make it look like she's too hip to bother with
> me is now writing in to the NG as Raoul. This was to be expected.
Not hardly....
>
>
>
> Is she Eating Raoul these days, too? Wouldn't surprise me.
Geezzz..... I wish she would... ;P~~~~~~~~~~~~
raoul
<icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> "Tattoo Vampire" <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote in message
> news:i1dp59z25crz$.dlg@desktop1.ziggynet...
>
> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
>
> Notice, folks, that Tattoo doesn't bother to argue actual facts. Why?
> Because he can't. He spent all of 2006 trying to get inside of Brandy's
> granny panties
Oh, no! Brandy wears thongs. White, cotton thongs. She sold a pair to
me and I have them over my head even as we speak. They have such a
smell of.... wood and varnish...
raoul
Sarah Czepiel
<bran...@kittylitternewsguy.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel <nine...@cox.net> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
:>
:>> On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:36:40 -0500, "The Audacity of Ice"
:>><icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
:>>
:>>:> Whorezilla, stalking her and obsessing over her, our bad sides,
:>>:> whore, a
:>>:>regular whore, insert stuff into herself, like a police baton),
:>>:>shameless whore, sodomizing a police baton;
:>>
:>> Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it
:>> a secret fetish for you two ?
:>
:>Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
Minor details when it comes to those two nitwits. :)
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>It's the Principle! wrote:
:>
:>> Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
:>>
:>>
:>> --
:>> Brandy Alexandre
:>>
:>> --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>Impossible, eh? Well, that didn't stop YOU, now did it?
[ If you only had a brain..... ]
Ok then Spangieskank, tell us how you'd sodomize a police baton.
So, tell
:>us...was he your first? Did you put a little blindfold over the police
:>baton and promise him that when he lost his virginity to you it
:>wouldn't hurt and you wouldn't tell the rest of the force? That police
:>baton had a reputation in it's community and you wrecked it. He could
:>never go out and serve the community at night again and it cost money
:>for the department to replace him. I'm sure there are numerous crack
:>addicts, crystal meth makers, gang members and deviant thieves who
:>recognized the baton in your video as the one that was used on them.
:>How do you think they felt knowing that the objects that helped to make
:>them incarcerated prison system celebrities; that put them on the
:>evildoers map; later rode you up your Hershey Trail?
:>
:>
:>
:>(Sodomy, BTW, is the deviant act itself, not the person or orifice that
:>it's perpetrated upon. Therefore, it is most certainly possible to
:>"sodomize" a police baton.
Maybe for a dopey bitch like you....
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>raoul wrote:
:>> In article <1169340577.5...@51g2000cwl.googlegroups.com>,
:>> Wow, you've really thought this one out, didn't you? Do you also
:>> realize that the video scene in question took place over 13 years ago?
:>>
:>> I could probably find ya a vidcap of the scene- want me to send you a
:>> copy 'cuz I betcha never have really seen it.
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>Brandy, in an effort to make it look like she's too hip to bother with
:>me is now writing in to the NG as Raoul. This was to be expected.
And you're the same paranoid loon who said I was Laura Linger.
:>Is she Eating Raoul these days, too? Wouldn't surprise me.
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>Sarah Czepiel wrote:
:>> On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:36:40 -0500, "The Audacity of Ice"
:>> <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
:>>
:>> :> Whorezilla, stalking her and obsessing over her, our bad sides, whore, a
:>> :>regular whore, insert stuff into herself, like a police baton), shameless whore,
:>> :>sodomizing a police baton;
:>>
:>> Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it a
:>> secret fetish for you two ?
:>>
:>> :>-------------------------------------
:>> :>Icebreaker
:>> :>"Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
:>> :>babies."
:>
I hope you don't honestly think I'm going to read this long winded
lunacy Jennifer? I mean reeeeealy.
It's so easy to wind you up, grasshopper. :)
:>
:>Yes, that's right! Bingo! You are soooo astute to have caught that
Sarah Czepiel
<icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
:>>> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
:>
:>>> Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it a
:>>> secret fetish for you two ?
:>
:>Yes, it is a secret obsession of mine. I'm obsessed with not shoving a
:>police baton (or any other object) up my arse.
You're just obsessed with someone else sticking one up their arse.
Quaint if perverse, Michael.
:>Incidentally Sarah, have you ever tried Pacquin Skin Cream? I don't know if
:>it's sold up North where you live,
Maryland is "up North" ? <snicker>
Better not tell the county boys ....
:>but it smells real nice (like roses) and can probably really help you out on some of those liver and age spots you've
:>got;
In in south we call them "freckles", darlin......
:>I don't know if it can do anything about the wrinkles and the man hair on your arms, though.
Wrinkles and hair? Not me, Mikey. You must be viewing more male
bunghole video's again....
:>-------------------------------------
:>
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>Tattoo Vampire wrote:
:>> The Audacity of Ice wrote:
:>>
:>> > Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made you look
:>> > like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending her against us
:>> > "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her going on the attack against us
:>> > when we've said nothing about her for months and weren't even talking about
:>> > her in this thread.
:>>
:>> You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
:>> --
:>> Regards,
:>> [tv]
:>>
:>> ...Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
:>
:>
:>
:>Buuut, he's sexually normal
No he's not sexually normal. No one obsessed with sticking police
batons up the arse is normal. I can understand your attraction to
him, really.
Sarah Czepiel
wrote:
:>
:>It's the Principle! wrote:
:>> Tattoo Vampire <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote in
:>> alt.gossip.celebrities:
:>>
:>> > The Audacity of Ice wrote:
:>> >
:>> >> Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made
:>> >> you look like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending
:>> >> her against us "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her
:>> >> going on the attack against us when we've said nothing about her
:>> >> for months and weren't even talking about her in this thread.
:>> >
:>> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
:>>
:>> No kidding. I made one correction to one person and wasn't the only
:>> person who did it. But look how totally owned they are. If I cared
:>> I'd reload articles and count the dedication. But then I don't.
:>>
:>> -- Brandy Alexandre
:>
:>
:>
:>
:>Ummm, no. You didn't make one little old correction about duct tape,
:>you made a complete character assessment saying that I live in a "tiny,
:>tiny world inside my head"
That's generous Spankieskank. I'd have described you as the last
aging bitter virginal loon in the local nuthouse.
Sarah Czepiel
<icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
:>"Tattoo Vampire" <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote in message
:>news:i1dp59z25crz$.dlg@desktop1.ziggynet...
:>
:>> You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
:>
:>Notice, folks, that Tattoo doesn't bother to argue actual facts. Why?
Because he can't be bothered arguing with morons?
The Audacity of Ice
> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
>> You don't write very well, you're average looking at best, and you're
>> not even very funny, Tattie.
>
> Answer one question for me. Why in the world do you think I care what your
> opinion of me is?
Ummmm....because you constantly stalk Spanglebaby on this newsgroup, read
what she has to say, and are always responding to it. Kind of hard to argue
that you don't care when you're the one coming into this newsgroup and
seeking out Spanglebaby. It's not like she followed you over into
alt.music.michael-jackson and started attacking you.
Conversely, we didn't care what Brandy was saying and doing for the past few
months. We had nothing to do with her, and yet she attacked us again,
without provocation. We can't help it that Brandy's upbringing was so
miserable that she had to resort to doing porn, or that she's financially
and morally bankrupt, or that she can't hold down a real, decent-paying job.
It's not our fault she puts up these emotional "walls" and, as a defense
mechanism, lashes out at people who weren't saying anything about her or
doing anything to her. That's on Brandy, not us.
------------------------------
psca...@aol.com
Spanglebaby wrote:
> psca...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >
> > Wasn't it Hogestyn that subdued an intruder during a home invasion on
> > New Year's Eve? I believe he and his son managed to tie the intruders
> > wrists and ankles by ducktaping them together.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> I don't know if you could call it a "home invasion", really. It
> happened in his yard while he was painting his house according to most
> reports. Yes, it still happened on his property, but it doesn't seem to
> be a break-in. It was more like a whackjob who was threatening his
> family out in the yard.
>
>
> So...where do you buy duck tape at, anyways? At Disneyland adjacent to
> one of the Donald Duck rides? I'll bet it's super cute and you can wrap
> more presents with it than with stickers. ;-)
>
>
> I've always used DUCT TAPE, except I've never used it for that sort of
> thing. Most solicitors and people who have wound up on my property and
> were complete salesman shmucks and/or little assholes were easy enough
> for me to get rid of without having to resort to such measures. ;-)
> <evil grin>
>
>
> I guess Mr. Hogestyn doesn't own a gun, eh? Maybe now he'll think twice
> about getting one. Seriously, this is just crazy. How many people do
> you know who duct taped some wiseass for grabbing their wife by the
> neck and harassing their twenty-something year old son? How many do you
> know who would *leave* their wife/mom outside struggling with the
> perpetrator for even a second to go and grab the said hot tea water/can
> of mace/duct tape/knife, etc., come to think of it? Why is Drake
> Hogestyn's address published in a phone book or anywhere else that is
> easily accessible to your average dumbshit, loser Oregonian if Mr.
> Hogestyn is a television actor? (If the agressor/perpetrator is *THAT*
> mentally unhinged he probably can't hold down a job nor could he afford
> a Private Detective to go and find this house...)
>
>
>
> If he lives in that easy to access of a neighborhood and he doesn't
> have any motion detectors or security alarm installed, he's a nutcase
> and he's partially to blame. I read that he has like four kids and only
> one of them is in their twenties. Can't he at least install a security
> system to protect them? What a cheapskate loser. It is time for Mr.
> Hogestyn to think more carefully about ways in which he could protect
> his family or else move to a different neighborhood all together;
> preferably one where that kind of thing doesn't happen and/or one that
> is family oriented enough that all hell would break loose and the
> NEIGHBORS would come running over to ASSIST if somebody was physically
> assaulted in their yard on A NATIONAL HOLIDAY like New Year's.
>
>
>
> I'm not even a rich television or movie star and I know full well that
> if some Anti-Satan, bible totin', neck strangling nutjob came into my
> yard to start tackling women or kids that a whole gaggle of my
> physically fit and more middle aged neighbors (aged 45 and younger, in
> other words) would come running over and would beat the crap out of him
> to the degree where no sillyassed duct tape or no help from a skinny,
> gangly red headed stepson was even necessary in the first place. Where
> is the sense of COMMUNITY at in Drake's neighborhood? Maybe he's just
> too lost in his own little life and unfriendly to the degree where no
> neighbors WANTED to support him? If that the case, that's really quite
> sad. One would expect better in terms of NEIGHBORHOOD rallying and
> assistance on a holiday during an emergency such as this.
>
>
>
>
> S*Babykins
Ok, Ok, spelled it wrong- got it! And you really thought out the
Hogestyn thing, lol.
I actually have duct tape holding a branch on my baby tree, together.
My neighbor put it on there when he found a big branch hanging off the
tree and didn't just want to cut it off. We'll see if it survives an
upstate NY winter.
raoul
> Conversely, we didn't care what Brandy was saying and doing for the past few
> months. We had nothing to do with her, and yet she attacked us again,
> without provocation. We can't help it that Brandy's upbringing was so
> miserable that she had to resort to doing porn,
Don' know, Lucy, but, udder dan a morbid curiosity in seeing chickens
heads being cut off, I tink Brandy's upbringing wuz pretty good...
mary...@rcn.com
On Jan 21, 8:14 am, "pscan...@aol.com" <pscan...@aol.com> wrote:
> I actually have duct tape holding a branch on my baby tree, together.
> My neighbor put it on there when he found a big branch hanging off the
> tree and didn't just want to cut it off. We'll see if it survives an
> upstate NY winter.
My mom had a tree guy come in to fix a similar problem, and he BOLTED
the branch back up, we're talking power tools, duct-taped it, and then
used a crutch to support the weight. No word on whether Bacitracin was
involved.
Arborial medicine, I guess.
Terry Lomax
The Audacity of Ice wrote:
> her. For months nothing was said to Brandy Alexandre, and yet she's taken it
> upon herself to kick off 2007 with the first, official flame war, and it was
> all at her behest. She inserted herself into this non-argument as sure as
> she inserted that policeman's baton into her Hershey Highway all those many
> years ago.
Yep, I knew the relative peace and quiet on agc couldn't last long.
This thread is like Old Home Week.
> I mean, it's pretty sad when you can't even hold down a job as an
> entry-level secretary at Forest Lawn mortuary (though the only reason she
> initially applied for the job was because the ad read: "Must have experience
> working with stiffs").
LOL!
> Speaking of stiffs.....I wonder if Brandy has yet to
> pay back all those creditor she stiffed. when she declared bankruptcy. Where
> did all that fabulous mad money go when you made those videos, Brandy? Up
> your nose like a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
I've heard Brandy actually had to PAY the porn movie company to be in
their movies! Really good porn actresses get paid well, not-so-good
ones get paid less, the really horrible ones can only get a part if
they do it for "free", and the absolute worst ones have to bribe the
studio to get included!
Tattoo Vampire
> Ummmm
[snip]
Keep right on pulling your pathetic pud while engaging in Brandy fantasies,
Iceboy.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company!
Tattoo Vampire
> What is his "us" thing. Is he a conjoined twin with the other loon?
Kinda sorta. His head is imbedded deeply into the other one's rectum.
Roofshadow
"Spanglebaby" <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
> > On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:36:40 -0500, "The Audacity of Ice"
> > <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> >
> > :> Whorezilla, stalking her and obsessing over her, our bad sides, whore, a
> > :>regular whore, insert stuff into herself, like a police baton), shameless
> > :>whore,
> > :>sodomizing a police baton;
> >
> > Why are you and Skankywhore so obsessed with Police batons? Is it a
> > secret fetish for you two ?
> >
> > :>-------------------------------------
> > :>Icebreaker
> > :>"Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
> > :>babies."
>
>
>
Not done kooking out over stuff you imagine that Brandy did huh?
Well have at it - and let's see if you run away and hide again like you
did last time I began x-posting your obsessive rants to AUK).
(AUK added)
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"Spanglebaby" <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> It's the Principle! wrote:
>
> > Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
> >
> >
> > --
> > Brandy Alexandre
> >
> > --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
>
>
>
>
>
> Impossible, eh? Well, that didn't stop YOU, now did it? So, tell
> us...was he your first? Did you put a little blindfold over the police
> baton and promise him that when he lost his virginity to you it
> wouldn't hurt and you wouldn't tell the rest of the force? That police
> baton had a reputation in it's community and you wrecked it. He could
> never go out and serve the community at night again and it cost money
> for the department to replace him. I'm sure there are numerous crack
> addicts, crystal meth makers, gang members and deviant thieves who
> recognized the baton in your video as the one that was used on them.
> How do you think they felt knowing that the objects that helped to make
> them incarcerated prison system celebrities; that put them on the
> evildoers map; later rode you up your Hershey Trail?
>
>
>
> (Sodomy, BTW, is the deviant act itself, not the person or orifice that
> it's perpetrated upon. Therefore, it is most certainly possible to
> "sodomize" a police baton. The sodomy occurs in the act of placing it
> where it doesn't belong, and not solely in the crime or the feelings of
> the victim. Technically, YES, you sodomized a police baton and
> deviantly injected it into an orifice. It did need be human or have a
> voice for you to have sodomized it. Check a dictionary. I did. You're
> argument suggests that sodomy is only sodomy for the sake of the crime
> and not for the sake of the *technical* act itself and you're wrong.)
>
>
>
> S*Babykins
You sure do love to fantasize about Brandy and police batons - maybe one
day you'll realize that you're telling us MUCH more about yourself than
you are about Brandy.
Roofshadow
Tattoo Vampire <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote:
> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
> > I was perfectly happy basking in the lush tropical warmth of not
> > communicating with Brandy for several weeks. She just HAD to go and
> > mention me by name.
>
> You love it when she pays attention to you.
Exactly.
Don't forget to x-post replies to her and/or Icekook to AUK - I'd love
to get a kook award or two out of those clowns.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"The Audacity of Ice" <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> "Tattoo Vampire" <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote in message
> news:i1dp59z25crz$.dlg@desktop1.ziggynet...
>
> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
>
> Notice, folks, that Tattoo doesn't bother to argue actual facts. Why?
> Because he can't. He spent all of 2006 trying to get inside of Brandy's
> granny panties by blindly defending the tramp, and now she's left him
> intellectually holding the bag, as she's completely undecut all his
> arguments about us attacking her and being obsessed with her and stalking
> her. For months nothing was said to Brandy Alexandre, and yet she's taken it
> upon herself to kick off 2007 with the first, official flame war, and it was
> all at her behest. She inserted herself into this non-argument as sure as
> she inserted that policeman's baton into her Hershey Highway all those many
> years ago.
>
> I mean, it's pretty sad when you can't even hold down a job as an
> entry-level secretary at Forest Lawn mortuary (though the only reason she
> initially applied for the job was because the ad read: "Must have experience
> working with stiffs"). Speaking of stiffs.....I wonder if Brandy has yet to
> pay back all those creditor she stiffed. when she declared bankruptcy. Where
> did all that fabulous mad money go when you made those videos, Brandy? Up
> your nose like a Hoover vacuum cleaner?
>
> -------------------------------------
> Icebreaker
> "Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
> babies."
Nice to see you're still obsessed with Brandy - can't get a date in real
life huh?
Roofshadow
"Spanglebaby" <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
> > The Audacity of Ice wrote:
> >
> > > Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made you
> > > look
> > > like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending her against us
> > > "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her going on the attack against
> > > us
> > > when we've said nothing about her for months and weren't even talking
> > > about
> > > her in this thread.
> >
> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish.
> > --
> > Regards,
> > [tv]
> >
> > ...Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
>
>
>
> Buuut, he's sexually normal as opposed to deviant is friends with
> sexually normal and non-deviant people who are not perverted offenders
> without morals, like you, Tattie. Therefore he's a thousand MILES AHEAD
> OF you. People judge you by the company you keep, TV. Therefore, by
> constantly defending your little Human Paploma Virus of a pal (Brandy),
> we have no better than to assume that you are equally as scathed,
> equally as germy and equally as pathetic for any old fuck that a
> stranger will give you, on videotape or otherwise.
>
>
> Hell, even if Icebreaker were a 400 pound whale who was financially
> supported by his billionaire grandpa, he'd still be in better shape
> than you just merely based on his personality, his sense of spirit and
> values, and the education/intelligence level of the company that he
> keeps. He doesn't befriend trailer trash pornographers, prostitutes or
> porn actresses who've filed from bankruptcy and have been fired from
> valuable, morally on the level work later in life for lying about thier
> porn past.
>
>
>
> You don't write very well, you're average looking at best, and you're
> not even very funny, Tattie. STILL...without Brandy in your back
> pocket, I guarantee that you could still manage to somehow attract some
> half-educated bimbo of a decent looking woman who was looking for a man
> to pay her way through life; somebody to fiend off. However RIGHT NOW
> you're trashing your life. What's a chick to do when she finds your
> email address after having met you, Googles your ass, and finds out
> that you're best buds online with Brandy the PornHolio?
>
>
> Dude, come on.....I say this with all due regard to your FUTURE, man.
> Buddying up with Brandy is going to wind up being the death of you.
> Nobody's going to ever want you once they know that you've got to the
> mat to defend the likes of such a VALUELESS BIMBO. Her lack of self
> esteem and her life choices rub off on you, Tattie. Think about it. And
> don't even tell me that doesn't matter and you've already found your
> lady love and are perfectly happy as punch because I won't believe it.
> Not defending this tramp you're not. If you were set for life you'd not
> be so enamoured by the so-called skank celebrity that you think is
> attached to Brandy via being her A #1 supporter.
>
>
> She's your crack, Dude, and she's ruining you. Time to rehabilitate
> your sense of priorities, Hon.
>
>
>
> S*Babykins
Nice kookrant.
Why are you so obsessed with this woman?
You claim you're not a man and you're not a lesbian... so why do you
obviously enjoy fantasizing about her so?
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"The Audacity of Ice" <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> "Tattoo Vampire" <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote in message
> news:ga75g9m3...@desktop1.ziggynet...
> > Spanglebaby wrote:
> >
> >> You don't write very well, you're average looking at best, and you're
> >> not even very funny, Tattie.
> >
> > Answer one question for me. Why in the world do you think I care what your
> > opinion of me is?
>
> Ummmm....because you constantly stalk Spanglebaby on this newsgroup, read
> what she has to say, and are always responding to it. Kind of hard to argue
> that you don't care when you're the one coming into this newsgroup and
> seeking out Spanglebaby. It's not like she followed you over into
> alt.music.michael-jackson and started attacking you.
>
> Conversely, we didn't care what Brandy was saying and doing for the past few
> months.
Are you and Spanglekook some kind of group entity now?
We had nothing to do with her, and yet she attacked us again,
> without provocation. We can't help it that Brandy's upbringing was so
> miserable that she had to resort to doing porn, or that she's financially
> and morally bankrupt, or that she can't hold down a real, decent-paying job.
> It's not our fault she puts up these emotional "walls" and, as a defense
> mechanism, lashes out at people who weren't saying anything about her or
> doing anything to her. That's on Brandy, not us.
>
> ------------------------------
> Icebreaker
> "Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
> babies."
Keep fantasizing about Brandy - maybe it'll allow you to escape from
your own miserable life for a few more minutes.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"Spanglebaby" <serene...@lycos.com> wrote:
> Terry Lomax wrote:
>
> > Regarding the Duck Tape, Brandy might have plugged it into a
> > superficial web search to find the details about the military use,
> > trying to appear smart when in reality she's a moron. If Brandy did
> > see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart, it was probably next to Preparation
> > H in the impulse aisle, as Brandy regularly buys Preparation H to treat
> > some of the side effects (Brandy would call them "affects") of her
> > "career" letting people sodomize her with strange objects.
>
>
>
>
> Ding! Ding! Ding! Lomax is at half court and the competition tries but
> FAILS to create a sceen. He shoots! He SCORES!!!
>
>
>
> LMAO!!! Great post, Terry.
>
>
>
>
> S*Babykins
Oh look - Spanglekook is slurping Terry Lomax!
Didn't you know that Terry hates women - and that means that he hates
YOU (unless of course you're not really a woman...)
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"The Audacity of Ice" <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> "Terry Lomax" <Lom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1169324629.0...@s34g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> > If Brandy did
> > see the Duck Tape brand at Walmart, it was probably next to Preparation
> > H in the impulse aisle, as Brandy regularly buys Preparation H to treat
> > some of the side effects (Brandy would call them "affects") of her
> > "career" letting people sodomize her with strange objects.
>
> Agreed. She was also probably picking up some penicillin, Geritol, and
> Depends. My guess is that she'll have to go on a colostomy bag at some
> point; you can't repeatedly rape a policeman's baton and not end up doing
> major damage to your colon.
>
>
> -------------------------------------
> Icebreaker
> "Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
> babies."
And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
doesn't it?
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
The Audacity of Ice
news:Roofshadow2004-CD2...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
> doesn't it?
Sucks to be me, eh? Hmmm...and yet here you are in AGC crossposting threads
that have nothing to do with you over to AUK. Don't you have anything better
to do with your life than win some pitiful, pathetic award from the dweebs,
plebiscites, and squamulous legerts of AUK? Ouch, I guess not.
Sarah Czepiel
<bran...@kittylitternewsguy.com> wrote:
:>Sarah Czepiel <nine...@cox.net> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
:>
:>>:>(Sodomy, BTW, is the deviant act itself, not the person or
:>>:>orifice that it's perpetrated upon. Therefore, it is most
:>>:>certainly possible to "sodomize" a police baton.
:>>
:>> Maybe for a dopey bitch like you....
:>
:>Indeed, I understand wanting to defend your dumb friends, but this is
:>the lamest spin I've seen in a while. Why can't allegedly secure
:>people just say, "Oops! I was wrong," instead of making themselves
:>look more stupid?
They can't admit their mistakes because they're far from secure having
veered off into mentally unbalanced long ago.
Tattoo Vampire
> Don't forget to x-post replies to her and/or Icekook to AUK - I'd love
> to get a kook award or two out of those clowns.
Damn, I keep forgetting that.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Tattoo Vampire
> Sucks to be me, eh? Hmmm...and yet here you are in AGC crossposting threads
> that have nothing to do with you over to AUK. Don't you have anything better
> to do with your life than win some pitiful, pathetic award from the dweebs,
> plebiscites, and squamulous legerts of AUK? Ouch, I guess not.
That's really funny, since it comes from a poor slob who has an unhealthy
fascination with another member of the newsgroup. Don't you have anything
better to do with your life than slobber over Brandy? Ouch, I guess not.
Tattoo Vampire
> And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
> doesn't it?
Even Ice's hands don't want to have sex with him. It REALLY sucks to be him.
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> "Spanglebaby" wrote:
>> It's the Principle! wrote:
>>
>> > Not to mention it's impossible to sodomize a police baton.
>>
>> us...was he your first? Did you put a little blindfold over the police
>> baton and promise him that when he lost his virginity to you it wouldn't
>> hurt and you wouldn't tell the rest of the force? That police baton had
>> a reputation in it's community and you wrecked it. He could never go out
>> and serve the community at night again and it cost money for the
>> department to replace him. I'm sure there are numerous crack addicts,
>> crystal meth makers, gang members and deviant thieves who recognized the
>> baton in your video as the one that was used on them. How do you think
>> they felt knowing that the objects that helped to make them incarcerated
>> prison system celebrities; that put them on the evildoers map; later
>> rode you up your Hershey Trail?
>>
>> (Sodomy, BTW, is the deviant act itself, not the person or orifice that
>> it's perpetrated upon. Therefore, it is most certainly possible to
>> "sodomize" a police baton. The sodomy occurs in the act of placing it
>> where it doesn't belong, and not solely in the crime or the feelings of
>> the victim. Technically, YES, you sodomized a police baton and deviantly
>> injected it into an orifice. It did need be human or have a voice for
>> you to have sodomized it. Check a dictionary. I did. You're argument
>> suggests that sodomy is only sodomy for the sake of the crime and not
>> for the sake of the *technical* act itself and you're wrong.)
>
> day you'll realize that you're telling us MUCH more about yourself than
> you are about Brandy.
>
> (AUK added)
Well, damnitall, and here I thought there wouldn't be _too_ much
competition for teh Monkey-k00k, but here comes his foil from AGC...Any
chance you could put 'er on hold for ten days? Farky looks set to clean
up at the awards. You could help train him, if you like...
--
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Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
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Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> "Spanglebaby" wrote:
>> Tattoo Vampire wrote:
>> > The Audacity of Ice wrote:
>> >
>> > > Figured you'd say that. I mean, what else can you say? She's made
>> > > you look
>> > > like a complete idiot. You spent all of 2006 defending her against
>> > > us "stalkers" and "psychopaths", only to see her going on the attack
>> > > against us
>> > > when we've said nothing about her for months and weren't even
>> > > talking about
>> > > her in this thread.
>> >
>> > You're a pitiful, pathetic, obsessed nebbish. --
>> > Regards,
>> > [tv]
>>
Whatever TV's flaws, s/he seems to be very talented at getting multiple
paragraphs of foam out of *you*, Glitterkins, especially considering
that you weren't being addressed.
> Nice kookrant.
>
> Why are you so obsessed with this woman?
>
> You claim you're not a man and you're not a lesbian... so why do you
> obviously enjoy fantasizing about her so?
Over-compensating.
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking: <redacted>
> Icek00k wrote:
> We had nothing to do with her, and yet she attacked us again,
>> without provocation. We can't help it that Brandy's upbringing was so
>> miserable that she had to resort to doing porn, or that she's
>> financially and morally bankrupt, or that she can't hold down a real,
>> decent-paying job.
Nice projection of your issues, there, Fuckwheat. Too bad porn isn't as
bad as you think it is, eh?
The God of Odd Statements
state:
> "Roofshadow" wrote...
>
>> And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
>> doesn't it?
>
> Sucks to be me, eh? Hmmm...and yet here you are in AGC crossposting
> threads that have nothing to do with you over to AUK. Don't you have
> anything better to do with your life than win some pitiful, pathetic
> award from the dweebs, plebiscites, and squamulous legerts of AUK?
> Ouch, I guess not.
The awards wouldn't be for *her*, Icy baby. Only k00ks can win k00k
awards, and you /are/ ably demonstrating yourself to be as k00ky as the
PorchMonkey.
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________________________________________________________________________
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Tattoo Vampire
> s/he
"He". :-)
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The Demon Prince of Absurdity
The ying collective raped three children today and abused nine horses.
They aare such losers
Text Medium No. 5
> On Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:42:41 -0500, The Audacity of Ice did most oddly
> state:
>> "Roofshadow" wrote...
>>
>>> And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
>>> doesn't it?
>> Sucks to be me, eh? Hmmm...and yet here you are in AGC crossposting
>> threads that have nothing to do with you over to AUK. Don't you have
>> anything better to do with your life than win some pitiful, pathetic
>> award from the dweebs, plebiscites, and squamulous legerts of AUK?
>> Ouch, I guess not.
>
> The awards wouldn't be for *her*, Icy baby. Only k00ks can win k00k
> awards, and you /are/ ably demonstrating yourself to be as k00ky as the
> PorchMonkey.
>
The *ying* collective is full of kooks and inbred trash. Totally
deserving of the golden gerbil award.
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
> issue further by squeaking: <redacted>
>> Icek00k wrote:
>> We had nothing to do with her, and yet she attacked us again,
>>> without provocation. We can't help it that Brandy's upbringing was so
>>> miserable that she had to resort to doing porn, or that she's
>>> financially and morally bankrupt, or that she can't hold down a real,
>>> decent-paying job.
>
> Nice projection of your issues, there, Fuckwheat. Too bad porn isn't as
> bad as you think it is, eh?
>
*Ying* collective is all 100% fag.
Roofshadow
TV is a guy.
> > Nice kookrant.
> >
> > Why are you so obsessed with this woman?
> >
> > You claim you're not a man and you're not a lesbian... so why do you
> > obviously enjoy fantasizing about her so?
>
> Over-compensating.
Icekook and Spanglekook are both obsessed with Brandy - a woman they
claim to revile... they constantly fantasize about her with a police
baton.
I just don't get it.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
Demon Lord of Confusion <verwa...@verwirren.confused> wrote:
Well if Ice and Spangle act true to form they'll both disappear as soon
as AUK starts paying attention to them... one day I'll get a CoTM out of
one or both of them!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"It's the Principle!" <bran...@kittylitternewsguy.com> wrote:
> Roofshadow <Roofsha...@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in
> alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> > And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
> > doesn't it?
>
> No one would. That's probably why he keeps getting so confused about
> what acts you can perform and what acts are performed on you. He's
> such a bimbo.
I still can't figure out if Spanglekook is male or female - and neither
can s/he evidently.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"It's the Principle!" <bran...@kittylitternewsguy.com> wrote:
> Roofshadow <Roofsha...@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in
> alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> Still spinning his fantasies about her pefect woman, too. Of course
> his perfect woman has to be drug addicted, as you can see. Wht else
> would any have anything to do with him? He best asset is the welfare
> check.
It's funny how Spanglekook is always crawling up IceKook's ass and yet
even s/he says that Icekook is too fat and unattractive for hir tastes!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
Tattoo Vampire <tat2v...@geeemail.com> wrote:
> Roofshadow wrote:
>
> > Don't forget to x-post replies to her and/or Icekook to AUK - I'd love
> > to get a kook award or two out of those clowns.
>
> Damn, I keep forgetting that.
Don't worry - I'll keep reminding you!
;)
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Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
"The Audacity of Ice" <icebr...@CindySheehan.com> wrote:
> "Roofshadow" <Roofsha...@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Roofshadow2004-CD2...@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>
> > And yet she would STILL never have sex with YOU - sucks to be you
> > doesn't it?
>
> Sucks to be me, eh? Hmmm...and yet here you are in AGC crossposting threads
> that have nothing to do with you over to AUK. Don't you have anything better
> to do with your life than win some pitiful, pathetic award from the dweebs,
> plebiscites, and squamulous legerts of AUK? Ouch, I guess not.
Nope I sure don't!
But thanks for asking!
And hey - at least I don't spend all my time spinning bizarre elaborate
sexual fantasies about someone I claim to despise!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Tattoo Vampire
> TV is a guy.
You sure?
(Looks down)
Damn, where did that come from?
--
Regards,
[tv]
...i66686: CPU of the Beast
Some Guy
> Roofshadow wrote:
>
>> TV is a guy.
>
> You sure?
>
> (Looks down)
>
> Damn, where did that come from?
Biologically, that would be your father via the Y chromosome.
Tattoo Vampire
> Putting it mildly.
>
> http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg
Damn, it looks like Iceman has lost some poundage. He might be able to see
his wee-wee in another ten years or so.
--
Regards,
[tv]
...Police toilets stolen! Officers have nothing to go on!