Re: Horse Hung Hollywood: Big Penis List For 2004
Barb
===:- o
Barb-
Fulla Bulla
says...
>
>Here it is folks. The updated list of male celebrities reported to have
>the biggest penises in Hollywood. Since we've received only 1 report of
>Colin Farrell's endowment via imdb and it's appearance in "Tigerland"
>not quite measuring up to our standards Hollywood's newest "bad boy"
>hasn't yet made our list. Enjoy!
>
>Milton Berle
>Jerry Lewis
>John Schneider
>Anthony Quinn
>Woody Harrelson
>Willem Dafoe
>Roddy McDowell
>Eddie Fisher
>Humphrey Bogart
>Tobey Maguire
>Jimi Hendrix
>Wesley Snipes
>Billy Rose
>Jim Croce
>Warren Beatty
>Tom Jones
>Steve Martin
>Brad Garrett
>Shadoe Stevens
>Samuel L. Jackson
>Robert Wagner
>David Bowie
>Ron Ely
>Jim Nabors
>Frank Zappa
>Patrick Stewart
>Freddy Frank
>Vanilla Ice
>Tommy Lee Jones
>Marjoe Gortner
>Jason Priestley
>Nicholas Cage
>Buster Keaton
>Matt Dillon
>Mikhail Baryshnikov
>James Wood
>Wilt Chamberlain
>Donald Sutherland
>Aldo Ray
>Paul Stanley
>Groucho Marx
>Lou Reed
>Lyle Lovett
>Sean Connery
>Liam Neeson
>Errol Flynn
>Ed Begley, Jr.
>Warren Cuccurullo
>David Niven
>Gary Cooper
>Gordon Lightfoot
>Michael Landon
>Leonard Cohen
>James Caan
>Ewan McGregor
>Hugh Beaumont
>Robbie Benson
>Clint Walker
>Dennis O'Keefe
>Arsenio Hall
>Kevin Spacey
>Eddie Murphy
>Dolph Lundgren
>Charlie Chaplin
>David Letterman
>David Cassidy
>Shaun Cassidy
>Iggy Pop
>Bob Newhart
>Chris Isaak
>Tim Robbins
>Dick Cavett
>Dr. Hook
>Tommy Lee
>Christopher Walken
>Scott Bakula
>Huey Lewis
>Freddy Mercury
>Dennis Rodman
>Vincent Price
>Edward Norton
>Billy Bob Thornton
>Forrest Tucker
>Victor Mature
>Matthew Lillard
Aren't you forgetting Rosie O'Donnell?
FB
Big J
3311.bay.webtv.net:
> HUGH BEAUMONT ??????????????
>
>
Now we know why June said "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver
last night?"
Big J
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Ferrante
>John Schneider
I would have loved for old John to mount me in Hazzard County. I
really believe I developed eye strain from starring at his crotch
everytime he was on TV. Lovely package he has.
>Woody Harrelson
White boys may not be able to jump, but they can screw. I would
certainly spread my legs for "Woody."
>Tobey Maguire
How I would have loved to have been in The Cider House when he was
there. He is so hot, and I am as I type these words...
>Warren Beatty
"I ain't no loverboy" Clyde told Bonnie, but you don't have to be.
Leave the lovin to me...
>Tom Jones
I could show old Tom a few new things this Pussycat knows...
>Vanilla Ice
Hey, Vanilla Ice in da house! Yeah, baby, we could do it while your
"DJ revolves it."
>Tommy Lee Jones
He sure turned me on in Coal Miner's daughter. I would have loved to
have him take me to the wood.
>Jason Priestley
Just too hot and too big. It doesn't get any better (or bigger0 than
this!
>Matt Dillon
Any doubts as to his size, just watch the movie, Singles (which is
currently playing on HBO), about ten minutes from the end of the
movie, where Matt is walking down the sidewalk towards the camera. His
jeans are tight and it couldn't be more obvious. I bought the movie
for that one minute. My favorite since I saw him in his underwear in
Little Darlings.
>Paul Stanley
De does nothing for me. His tonuge is another matter...
>Robbie Benson
That fat queer was so lucky in Ode to Billy Joe. Tragic ending that
prohibits me from watching it anymore. The music is great, he is hot,
but I cannot take the ending.
>David Cassidy
How I would have loved to have had old Keith Partridge on that
bus...or anywhere else. This guy they say is big. And he is still
gorgeous after all these years!
>Shaun Cassidy
Oh yes. Three is certainly company. Bring it on!
The others do nothing for me. I, as you know, have high standards...
Mark Ferrante
nimue
> <<> Steve Martin>>
I always thought he was well endowed!
>
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>
> Barb-
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nimue
"If I had created reality television I would have had a much greater
influence, but then I would have had to KILL MYSELF."
Joss Whedon
HudsonGrl
>From: Fulla Bulla Fulla_...@newsguy.com
>Date: 6/24/2004 4:19 PM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <cbfgg...@drn.newsguy.com>
>
for some reason Dick Cavett and Toby Maguire seem like they don't belong.
Hudson
Craig Smith
Big things come in small packages. Or rather, big packages come on
small frames!
.:. Craig
Craig Smith
>Aren't you forgetting Rosie O'Donnell?
She has big balls, but not a big dick.
.:. Craig
Big J
news:tbqmd0top6el6q9vu...@4ax.com:
And big things can come on big frames, too. Former Laker James Worthy is
known to have an anaconda.
That T Woman
who cares?
"BGarza420" <BGar...@REMOVEplace.net> wrote in message
news:BGarza420-0D8F0...@news.la.sbcglobal.net...
> Here it is folks. The updated list of male celebrities reported to have
> the biggest penises in Hollywood. Since we've received only 1 report of
> Colin Farrell's endowment via imdb and it's appearance in "Tigerland"
> not quite measuring up to our standards Hollywood's newest "bad boy"
> hasn't yet made our list. Enjoy!
>
> Milton Berle DEAD
> Jerry Lewis
> John Schneider
> Anthony Quinn DEAD
> Woody Harrelson
> Willem Dafoe
> Roddy McDowell DEAD
> Eddie Fisher
> Humphrey Bogart DEAD
> Tobey Maguire
> Jimi Hendrix DEAD
> Wesley Snipes
> Billy Rose ? I don't know who he is/was
> Jim Croce DEAD
> Warren Beatty
> Tom Jones
> Steve Martin
> Brad Garrett
> Shadoe Stevens DEAD
> Samuel L. Jackson
> Robert Wagner
> David Bowie
> Ron Ely
> Jim Nabors
> Frank Zappa DEAD
> Patrick Stewart
> Freddy Frank
> Vanilla Ice
> Tommy Lee Jones
> Marjoe Gortner
> Jason Priestley
> Nicholas Cage
> Buster Keaton DEAD
> Matt Dillon
> Mikhail Baryshnikov
> James Wood
> Wilt Chamberlain DEAD
> Donald Sutherland
> Aldo Ray DEAD
> Paul Stanley
> Groucho Marx DEAD
> Lou Reed
> Lyle Lovett
> Sean Connery
> Liam Neeson
> Errol Flynn DEAD
> Ed Begley, Jr.
> Warren Cuccurullo ?
> David Niven DEAD
> Gary Cooper DEAD
> Gordon Lightfoot
> Michael Landon DEAD
> Leonard Cohen
> James Caan
> Ewan McGregor
> Hugh Beaumont DEAD
> Robbie Benson
> Clint Walker
> Dennis O'Keefe
> Arsenio Hall
> Kevin Spacey
> Eddie Murphy
> Dolph Lundgren
> Charlie Chaplin DEAD
> David Letterman
> David Cassidy
> Shaun Cassidy
> Iggy Pop
> Bob Newhart
> Chris Isaak
> Tim Robbins
> Dick Cavett
> Dr. Hook
> Tommy Lee
> Christopher Walken
> Scott Bakula
> Huey Lewis
> Freddy Mercury DEAD
> Dennis Rodman soon
> Vincent Price DEAD
> Edward Norton
> Billy Bob Thornton
> Forrest Tucker DEAD
> Victor Mature DEAD
> Matthew Lillard
S
Craig Smith
>Too many of these men are dead! Unless they're able to rise from the grave,
>who cares?
You ain't getting the ones who are alive, either, so it's pretty much
a moot point.
>> Billy Rose ? I don't know who he is/was
Song writer, Broadway producer:
http://imdb.com/name/nm0741269/
>> Shadoe Stevens DEAD
Alive:
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/snames-nf/Stevens+Shadoe
.:. Craig
Fulla Bulla
You're probably right. But she is a dickhead.
FB
Fannie
Pictures, we need pictures!
Bob Newheart and Dick Cavett? ~~Shivers~~
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!
Caramel Amazon
What about Michael Jordan? If my memory serves me correct, I once read
that he's supposedly well endowed...
CRobin4564
>>the biggest penises in Hollywood. Since we've received only 1 report of
>>Colin Farrell's endowment via imdb and it's appearance in "Tigerland"
>>not quite measuring up to our standards Hollywood's newest "bad boy"
>>hasn't yet made our list. Enjoy!
>>
>>Milton Berle
>>John Schneider
>>Anthony Quinn
>>Willem Dafoe
>>Roddy McDowell
>>Humphrey Bogart
>>Tobey Maguire
>>Jimi Hendrix
>>Wesley Snipes
>>Billy Rose
>>Jim Croce
>>Tom Jones
>>Steve Martin
>>Brad Garrett
>>Shadoe Stevens
>>Robert Wagner
>>David Bowie
>>Ron Ely
>>Jim Nabors
>>Frank Zappa
>>Freddy Frank
>>Vanilla Ice
>>Tommy Lee Jones
>>Marjoe Gortner
>>Jason Priestley
>>Nicholas Cage
>>Buster Keaton
>>Mikhail Baryshnikov
>>James Wood
>>Wilt Chamberlain
>>Aldo Ray
>>Paul Stanley
>>Groucho Marx
>>Lyle Lovett
>>Sean Connery
>>Liam Neeson
>>Errol Flynn
>>Warren Cuccurullo
>>Gary Cooper
>>Gordon Lightfoot
>>Michael Landon
>>James Caan
>>Ewan McGregor
>>Hugh Beaumont
>>Clint Walker
>>Dennis O'Keefe
>>Arsenio Hall
>>Kevin Spacey
>>Eddie Murphy
>>Dolph Lundgren
>>Charlie Chaplin
>>David Cassidy
>>Shaun Cassidy
>>Iggy Pop
>>Bob Newhart
>>Chris Isaak
>>Tim Robbins
>>Dick Cavett
>>Dr. Hook
>>Tommy Lee
>>Christopher Walken
>>Scott Bakula
>>Huey Lewis
>>Freddy Mercury
>>Vincent Price
>>Edward Norton
>>Billy Bob Thornton
>>Forrest Tucker
>>Matthew Lillard
>
I thought Ernest Borgnine had a big one. In fact, I heard his wife talking
about it about 10 days ago. Either he is GOOD in the sack or he is good AND
has a big one. But I thought I had heard somewhere else that he was well
endowed.
CarolR
Makan amess
E.
> "BGarza420" <BGar...@REMOVEplace.net> wrote in message
> news:BGarza420-0D8F0...@news.la.sbcglobal.net...
>
> make a dick of myself or cock-up a post but I cant see his name in the list
> but I thought old blue eyes, Frank Sinatra, was supposed to be pretty well
> endowed and had "special" underware ????
>
> From Sunny Oz, Rick :)
> Proud Keeper of the talented & beautiful Halle Berry.
Ava Gardner apparently had this to say:
"He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock."
(found on this site: http://www.gretagarbage.com/chapter.html)
E.
PS: the only one on that gretagarbage site I take issue with, is Don's
Johnson. There are pictures online that show it sure ain't no "beer
can"; and, I met a guy who was his lover way back in the day and
confirmed he wasn't anything to write home about. :/
Argyle
On 24-Jun-2004, "Rick in Oz" <ozbadcat@h*tmail.com> wrote:
> old blue eyes, Frank Sinatra, was supposed to be pretty well
> endowed and had "special" underware ????
>
> From Sunny Oz, Rick :)
Now, that's one I haven't heard. Always thought he was hung like chicken.
Argyle
On 24-Jun-2004, huds...@aol.com (HudsonGrl) wrote:
> for some reason Dick Cavett and Toby Maguire seem like they don't belong.
>
> Hudson
My thought, also.
Argyle
On 25-Jun-2004, crobi...@aol.com (CRobin4564) wrote:
> I thought Ernest Borgnine had a big one. In fact, I heard his wife
> talking
> about it about 10 days ago. Either he is GOOD in the sack or he is good
> AND
> has a big one. But I thought I had heard somewhere else that he was well
> endowed.
>
> CarolR
We definitely was/is a big prick! Is he still shopping?
Dr. Sooz
~~
Sooz
Robert L. Morris
"Argyle" <Arg...@nowhere.xxx> wrote in message
news:R66dnRMZkpr...@adelphia.com...
- had "special" underware - is what Liz Taylor had to have made for Senator
John Warner during their marriage.....I know I know off topic politician not
Hollywood celeb but with Liz in there doesn't that count as close like in
horse
shoes...and since we are speaking of those hung like horses....? I think I
better
go take my medician I'm rambing ... again.
Ferrante
not on this list. Did he shrink?
Mark Ferrante
Craig Smith
>I htought Kevin Baocn was famous for his big dick.
He's shown it in plenty of movies. Nothing to sneer at, but certainly
not way bigger than normal.
.:. Craig
CRobin4564
Yep, he's still shopping the pig and still doing the hokey-pokey.
CarolR
rayj...@gmail.com
pdq
>I'm not gay, but c'mon man you know Freddy mercury was diggin sewers.
Alan Smithee
jannenem...@gmail.com
jannenem...@gmail.com
Anthony Riggins
> What a meat market...
> >John Schneider
> I would have loved for old John to mount me in Hazzard County. I
> really believe I developed eye strain from starring at his crotch
> everytime he was on TV. Lovely package he has.
> >Woody Harrelson
> White boys may not be able to jump, but they can screw. I would
> certainly spread my legs for "Woody."
> >Tobey Maguire
> How I would have loved to have been in The Cider House when he was
> there. He is so hot, and I am as I type these words...
> >Warren Beatty
> "I ain't no loverboy" Clyde told Bonnie, but you don't have to be.
> Leave the lovin to me...
> >Tom Jones
> I could show old Tom a few new things this Pussycat knows...
> >Vanilla Ice
> Hey, Vanilla Ice in da house! Yeah, baby, we could do it while your
> "DJ revolves it."
> >Tommy Lee Jones
> He sure turned me on in Coal Miner's daughter. I would have loved to
> have him take me to the wood.
> >Jason Priestley
> Just too hot and too big. It doesn't get any better (or bigger0 than
> this!
> >Matt Dillon
> Any doubts as to his size, just watch the movie, Singles (which is
> currently playing on HBO), about ten minutes from the end of the
> movie, where Matt is walking down the sidewalk towards the camera. His
> jeans are tight and it couldn't be more obvious. I bought the movie
> for that one minute. My favorite since I saw him in his underwear in
> Little Darlings.
>
> >Paul Stanley
> De does nothing for me. His tonuge is another matter...
>
> >Robbie Benson
> That fat queer was so lucky in Ode to Billy Joe. Tragic ending that
> prohibits me from watching it anymore. The music is great, he is hot,
> but I cannot take the ending.
> >David Cassidy
> How I would have loved to have had old Keith Partridge on that
> bus...or anywhere else. This guy they say is big. And he is still
> gorgeous after all these years!
> >Shaun Cassidy
> Oh yes. Three is certainly company. Bring it on!
>
> The others do nothing for me. I, as you know, have high standards...
> Mark Ferrante
