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Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 2:19:31 PM11/27/06
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Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.

Top ugly 10, regardless of talent :

Sandra Oh
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Sarah Jessica Parker
Tori Spelling
Jennifer Aniston
Felicity Huffman
Marcia Cross
Meryl Streep
Glen Close
Rosario Dawson

Other uglies :

Kirsten Dunst
Juliana Margulies
Debra Messing
Patricia Arquette
Chloe Sevigny
Kimberley Stewart
Niki Hilton
Whoopi Goldberg
Ellen de Generes
Ellen Pompeo
Christina Ricci
Marcia Gay Harden
Minnie Driver

Ugliest actors :

Owen Wilson
Sean Penn
Dustin Hoffman
Matthew Perry
John Hurt
John Cusak
Hugh Grant
Leonardo di Caprio
William H. Macy
David Arquette

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 2:25:17 PM11/27/06
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Daniel Craig!!!!
Tobey Jones
Rhys Ifans
Steve Coogan

Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 2:30:04 PM11/27/06
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PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :

> Daniel Craig!!!!
> Tobey Jones
> Rhys Ifans
> Steve Coogan
>

Agree, except for Daniel Craig.

Other uglies :

Jim Carrey
Frances McDormand
Rupert Everett
Dermott Mulroney

Jack Thompson

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Nov 27, 2006, 2:48:24 PM11/27/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> Daniel Craig!!!!

Nice predictions on the success of Casino Royale.

Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 3:13:30 PM11/27/06
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PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :

> Daniel Craig!!!!
> Tobey Jones
> Rhys Ifans
> Steve Coogan
>

majcm

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Nov 27, 2006, 3:57:28 PM11/27/06
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"Villaf" <pvolk...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :

Other uglies :

Faces don't matter anymore. You have to have a good body, for women anyway.

Other uglies:

T.R. Knight
Paris Hilton
Edie Falco
The mom from Six Feet Under
James Gandalfini


PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 4:54:53 PM11/27/06
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Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 4:55:52 PM11/27/06
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Yeah well.. ummm... errr....

Happy Feet was the #1 movie for the last two weeks in the UNited States.
So there.

nimue

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:04:59 PM11/27/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
snip

>
> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.

Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is so
bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned, wanna-be lover.

--
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"As an unwavering Republican, I have quite naturally burned more books
than I have read." Betty Bowers

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:16:58 PM11/27/06
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nimue wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> snip
>> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.
>
> Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is so
> bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned, wanna-be lover.
>


No. It's just that given the looks of past bond, he's hideous. Even it
he had never been cast in CR he'd still be ugly.

How would you feel if Linda Hunt got the lead in Pretty Woman?

fuzzy

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:24:22 PM11/27/06
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how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?

Jinx...@aol.com

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:31:19 PM11/27/06
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There is something about Drew Barrymore that I find really
unattractive. Her popularity is a complete mystery to me . . .

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:33:39 PM11/27/06
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Jinx...@aol.com wrote:
> There is something about Drew Barrymore that I find really
> unattractive. Her popularity is a complete mystery to me . . .
>

She gets megapoints for dumping Tom green. He was a major ButtNugget!!

se...@winning.com

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:37:05 PM11/27/06
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fuzzy wrote:
> how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?

How is this person a celebrity, for that matter.... I've never heard
of him/her.

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:38:21 PM11/27/06
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she did a nudie scene in Alexander
and was most recently in the movie "A guide to recognizing your saints"

se...@winning.com

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:38:57 PM11/27/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> Jinx...@aol.com wrote:
> > There is something about Drew Barrymore that I find really
> > unattractive. Her popularity is a complete mystery to me . . .


"Something" about her? Try: plain, chubby, self-important, obnoxious,
the lisp....

AJ Davenport

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Nov 27, 2006, 5:42:46 PM11/27/06
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What, this list is not complete until you add
Steven Buscemi
Ugly yes, but a darn fine actor and compelling to watch.

AJ
Because, somebody has to be the Diva!

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Doomella

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Nov 27, 2006, 8:56:41 PM11/27/06
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Whaaaaaat?
Rosario Dawson is gorgeous as hell. She's like the love child of Bianca
Jagger and Angelina Jolie, and she makes Jolie look like a cheap
Hollywood over-surgeried bloated harlot.

Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 9:35:15 PM11/27/06
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fuzzy wrote:
> how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?

She is a dead ringer for Mick Jagger.

Other ugly performers :

Mariah Carey (I'd rather look at a real monkey)
Celine Dion
Christina Aguilera
Lyle Lovett
Pink
Dionne Warwick
Kelly and Jack Osborne
Marie and Donnie Osmond

subscriber1997

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Nov 27, 2006, 9:59:38 PM11/27/06
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AJ is a lotta things
BLOATED ain't one of them


avery

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:18:03 PM11/27/06
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"subscriber1997" <duke...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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To clarify: I certainly don't mean *fat* -- obviously.
But she is, for my taste, superfluously labial, mushy-gushy, gooey,
unformed -- too much (facial) flesh and (facial, I'd better repeat) lips for
beauty to coexist. It's kind of the Tweety-Bird curse. I know that "some men
like that" and all, but I genuinely don't go for the look.


AnthonyM1975

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:18:48 PM11/27/06
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Great list I would add Forest Whitaker to ugliest actors

joni

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:23:29 PM11/27/06
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On Nov 27, 2:37 pm, s...@winning.com wrote:
> fuzzy wrote:

> > how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?How is this person a celebrity, for that matter.... I've never heard
> of him/her.

And because you havent heard of someone they arent a celebrity? Ahh
yeah ..
Save this link at imdb and look people up before you say something so
stupid:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0206257/

joanne

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:27:05 PM11/27/06
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AnthonyM1975 wrote:
>
>
> Great list I would add Forest Whitaker to ugliest actors
>

Also add Bokeem Woodbine. He's like a black version of the dude from the
original hills have eyes movie.

subscriber1997

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"avery" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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fair enough
i do find her a tad too luxurious

tho certainly she should never be on
a ugly actor list

i'd like to check her labial
action out


joni

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:32:46 PM11/27/06
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On Nov 27, 11:19 am, "Villaf" <pvolkswa...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
> ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.
> Top ugly 10, regardless of talent :

So has this thread made you feel any better about your own looks? Arent
you the most perfect?
People who point out/diss others who they consider ugly are the ugliest
themselves; both on the inside and out.


joanne

avery

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:34:23 PM11/27/06
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"subscriber1997" <duke...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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No argument there; nor should the vast majority of those in the pile-up at
the onset of this thread. (Nor was Jolie even on the list, as our supposed
friend Google could presumably prove (or not).)
I was merely being argumentative about the inclusion of the lovely Ms.
Dawson.

> i'd like to check her labial
> action out

After a few years the waiting list oughtta be tolerable - especially if
you've got a best-seller under your belt.


Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:46:33 PM11/27/06
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Oh, here comes Miss Morality!!!

A few other uglies :

Peter Gallagher (ugly, insignificant, boring and stupid)
Arsenio Hall
Kirstie Alley (totally repulsive)
Cybill Shepherd (hideous, her forehead takes most of her face)
Lindsay Lohan (when she is not soaked in makeup from head to toe to
hide her crocodile skin)
Star Jones
Caroll Burnett
Lisa Rinna (looks like she has a permanent mask on)
Rumer Willis (Demi's oldest daughter - a rare ugliness)
Melanie Griffith (yeck, a pack of sillicon)

Prince Harry
Carolyne Bessette Kennedy
Condi Rice
Donatella Versace
Chelsea Clinton

BUT THE UGLIEST OF ALL IS SANDRA OH!

Villaf

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Nov 27, 2006, 10:52:23 PM11/27/06
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Some more uglies :

Sissy Spacek
Roseanne Barr
Rosie O'Donnell
Wilhem Dafoe
Kevin Bacon
Keira Sedgwick
Faye Dunaway
Barbara Streisand
Cathy Bates

subscriber1997

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"avery" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Oh now dat you splained it to me
i'll stick with my delectable 21 yr old
Puerto Rican babe and pass on the Jolie twat
thank you


Jon Schild

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Nov 28, 2006, 1:31:23 AM11/28/06
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Well, the ugliest actress must be Conchata Ferrell. (currently Berta on
2 1/2 Men) She is also one of the funniest.

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Pithy and Original

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She used to be on a sitcom called "HOT L BALTIMORE". she was real pretty
when she was young, even though she was chubby then too.


trippy

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Nov 28, 2006, 6:24:32 AM11/28/06
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In article <1164655171.1...@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Villaf took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...

> Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
> ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.
>
> Top ugly 10, regardless of talent :
>

> Sandra Oh
> Sarah Bernhard
> Marg Helgenberger

More after I stop wretching.

--
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"Now, technology's getting better all the time and that's fine,
but most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocketknife,
and a smile."

-- Robert Redford "Spy Game"

Villaf

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Nov 28, 2006, 10:58:00 AM11/28/06
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TribuneofRome wrote:
> _____________________________________________________
> More uglies:
>
> Kid Rock
> Sammy Davis ( although dead his face could stop a bus)
> Milton ( monster cock) Berel (spelling)

Right, I forgot Kid Rock!

To be added to the list :

Adrian Brody
Mel Gibson (hideous, as he ages)
Billy Crystal
Julianne Moore without makeup
Michelle Rodriguez
Victoria Beckham
Robin Williams
Dyan Cannon (absolutely hideous)
Elliott Gould
Danny de Vito
Angie Harmon

captainspalding

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Nov 28, 2006, 11:12:20 AM11/28/06
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Sandra Oh
Looks like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan.

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Homely as hell. Looks like a street person.

Sarah Jessica Parker
Horse Face

Tori Spelling
Looks like an alien

Felicity Huffman
Perfect choice to play a transexual

Marcia Cross
Botoxed to death. Looks like a crazed insect.

Glen Close
Looks like a man.

Rosario Dawson
Just plain ugly.


Other uglies :

No further comments needed. I'd add Pam Anderson and Priscilla Presley
as an example of too much plastic surgery.

Villaf

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Nov 28, 2006, 11:19:35 AM11/28/06
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captainspalding wrote:

> Glen Close
> Looks like a man.

Wow! This is not very nice for men! Poor men, being told they look like
Glen Close...yeck!

Glen Close, apart from her role in fatal attraction and Cruella,
shouldn't be anywhere.

BUT SANDRA OH IS THE UGLIEST OF ALL!

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pha...@pcmla.com

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Nov 28, 2006, 8:29:56 PM11/28/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> Daniel Craig!!!!
> Tobey Jones
> Rhys Ifans
> Steve Coogan

All except Rhys look handsome in a suit and tie !

Daniel looks especially good wearing a white shirt and green tie.

>
>
> Villaf wrote:
> > Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
> > ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.
> >
> > Top ugly 10, regardless of talent :
> >
> > Sandra Oh

> > Maggie Gyllenhaal
> > Sarah Jessica Parker
> > Tori Spelling
> > Jennifer Aniston
> > Felicity Huffman
> > Marcia Cross
> > Meryl Streep
> > Glen Close
> > Rosario Dawson
> >
> > Other uglies :
> >

> > Kirsten Dunst
> > Juliana Margulies
> > Debra Messing
> > Patricia Arquette
> > Chloe Sevigny
> > Kimberley Stewart
> > Niki Hilton
> > Whoopi Goldberg
> > Ellen de Generes
> > Ellen Pompeo
> > Christina Ricci
> > Marcia Gay Harden
> > Minnie Driver
> >

pha...@pcmla.com

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Nov 28, 2006, 8:30:41 PM11/28/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> majcm wrote:
> > "Villaf" <pvolk...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> > news:1164655832.8...@l39g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :

> >
> >> Daniel Craig!!!!
> >> Tobey Jones
> >> Rhys Ifans
> >> Steve Coogan
> >>
> > Agree, except for Daniel Craig.
> >
> > Other uglies :
> >
> > Jim Carrey
> > Frances McDormand
> > Rupert Everett
> > Dermott Mulroney
> >
> > Faces don't matter anymore. You have to have a good body, for women anyway.
> >
> > Other uglies:
> >
> > T.R. Knight
> > Paris Hilton
> > Edie Falco
> > The mom from Six Feet Under
> > James Gandalfini
> >
> >
>
> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.

I masturbate while staring at a photo of him in a suit and tie.

الطيف

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Villaf أرسلت:

nimue

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Nov 28, 2006, 8:39:13 PM11/28/06
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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>> snip

>>> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.
>>
>> Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is
>> so bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned,
>> wanna-be lover.
>>
>
>
> No. It's just that given the looks of past bond, he's hideous. Even it
> he had never been cast in CR he'd still be ugly.
>
> How would you feel if Linda Hunt got the lead in Pretty Woman?

How would I feel? Feel? I wouldn't care. I sure wouldn't obsessively post
about it on a newsgroup. This is my whole point -- you CARE. It's weird.
It's almost personal with you, almost as if you had been rejected by Daniel
Craig.

--
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"As an unwavering Republican, I have quite naturally burned more books
than I have read." Betty Bowers

PorchMonkey4Life

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Nov 28, 2006, 9:58:34 PM11/28/06
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nimue wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>> nimue wrote:
>>> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>>> snip
>>>> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.
>>> Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is
>>> so bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned,
>>> wanna-be lover.
>>>
>>
>> No. It's just that given the looks of past bond, he's hideous. Even it
>> he had never been cast in CR he'd still be ugly.
>>
>> How would you feel if Linda Hunt got the lead in Pretty Woman?
>
> How would I feel? Feel? I wouldn't care. I sure wouldn't obsessively post
> about it on a newsgroup. This is my whole point -- you CARE. It's weird.
> It's almost personal with you, almost as if you had been rejected by Daniel
> Craig.
>

hey at least I'm not as rabid as KITN. And if Linda Hunt were cast as
Pretty Woman the film would have been direct to video and no money would
have be made.

Plus Craig is too ugly to be Bond. All the other bonds were reasonably
good looking (except for connery)

Villaf

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Nov 28, 2006, 10:31:48 PM11/28/06
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Geez, Hollywood is full of uglies, dead or alive!

Jamie Lee Curtis
Arnold 'Gorilla' Schwarzenneger
Woody Allen (difficult to be any uglier)
Christopher Walken (creepy and scary)
Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn (deserved each other)
Charles Bronson
Holly Hunter (ouch!)
Bob Hope
Courteney Love
Gwen Stefani
Jeanne Tripplehorn
Anjelica Huston (hideous is too kind a word)
Kathy Najimy
Martha Plimpton
Lili Taylor
Joe Pesci
Nick Nolte (thinks he's hot, but he's hot ugly)
Donald 'clown' Trump
Shelly Duvall (the real reason why The Shining was a scary movie)
Benicio Del Toro (del monkey more appropriate)
Kiefer Sutherland
Brittany Murphy
Dominic Monaghan

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DoMaMe

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Nov 29, 2006, 10:20:37 PM11/29/06
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> "Villaf" <pvolk...@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:1164655832.8...@l39g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>
> PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :
>
> Daniel Craig!!!!
> Tobey Jones
> Rhys Ifans
> Steve Coogan
>
>
>
>
> That actor from Sex and the City who was also in the movie Blue
Velvet....shit! I don't remember his name! I think he's really
creepy looking. Kyle something or other?????
> ALSO
> Lou Diamond Phillips
> Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anne

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Nov 29, 2006, 10:40:18 PM11/29/06
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Don't forget Renee Zelwhatever. The squinty eyed chick.

Villaf

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Anne wrote:
> Don't forget Renee Zelwhatever. The squinty eyed chick.
>
She's not ugly yet, but she's well on her way....

She is so puffed around the eyes and mouth she looks like she's ready
to burst.

A real plain Jane who thinks she's hot...

Yeck.

Villaf

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Nov 30, 2006, 3:23:53 PM11/30/06
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So many uglies in Hollywood!!!!!

Justin Timberlake
Heidi Klum's husband (ugly beyong belief. A real life Frankenstein)
Kate Jackson (looks like a creepy scarecrow)
Susan Lucci (looks like she's a bodyless head)
Nia Vardalos (a luck she became famous)
Olympia Dukakis
Luka Haas (ugly, dumb, looks like an ant)

The kid that played in Unfaithful (Richard Gere & Diane Lane). Never
seen such an ugly kid in all my life.

Terrible, disgusting. A real joke...

BUT SANDRA OH IS THE UGLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Spanglebaby

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Villaf wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :
>
> > Daniel Craig!!!!
> > Tobey Jones
> > Rhys Ifans
> > Steve Coogan
> >
> Agree, except for Daniel Craig.
>
> Other uglies :
>
> Jim Carrey
> Frances McDormand
> Rupert Everett
> Dermott Mulroney


I love Jim Carrey! I think his smile is cute as heck. I've always liked
him, though, so go figure. Just merely by virtue of his sense of humor
alone he's attractive to me.


I think Lindsay Lohan is the butt. She is just homely and pale as hell
and I can't stand all of her freckles. Seriously, she looks sick all of
the time. I'm tired of seeing her everywhere on every magazine with
those big huge eyes and that tiny little mouth.


I think that girl from Sabrina The Teenaged Witch is seriously ugly,
too. I also have noticed more and more since his game show started that
HOWIE MANDEL is seriously strange looking and very, very homely.


I can't stand Kelly Ripa, either. Everything about her looks and sounds
so damned plastic. She's got to be one of the most annoying women
alive. Right up there with Rachel Ray who always looks like she needs
to cut/brush/wash her hair and has the nastiest, biggest, goofiest
looking mouth in all of television, not to mention a voice that just
makes me wish I'd gone deaf yesterday morning.


S*Babykins

Spanglebaby

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Oh Yesss.......Ellen Pompeo majorly. I agree wholeheartedly with that
one. What gives with her star power, anyways? She's really stuck up in
all of her interviews, too. She is just so boring and run of the mill
looking. I can't believe that ANYBODY thinks Marcia Gay Harden is
unattractive, though. For her age group, I think she's gorgeous. I
think Leonardo Di Caprio is adorable. How'd he wind up an ugly list?
He's got beatiful eyes and an adorable smile. All of the Arquettes are
funny lookin', though. I agree with that one big-time. Macy is ordinary
looking. I don't find him ugly, but he just looks like your average
Every Man. He is kind of like Nicholas Cage to me. He looks like he
could be anybody's brother. Very average and redundant, really, but not
necessarily ugly or gross to look at. Cusak (John, that is) is
beautiful, though. NO WAY is he ugly. He's fiiiiiiine. His sister Joan,
funny and original though she may be, is disgusting looking, though.


John Hurt and JOEL GREY are both wrinkled up like a raisin and VERY,
VERY ugly looking, though.


Commedienne Caroline Rhea, too. She's just repulsive looking. Her nose
looks like an abortion. It's like it got plastered onto the wrong face.
It doesn't match.


Rosario Dawson, though? Holy shit no! That woman is to die for. She's
got it going on from every angle, especially her eyes and smile. She's
a vision. Owen Wilson is a poor choice, too. He's got immense boyish
charm. His brother Luke is very cute, too.


Minnie Driver, AFAIC, is not ugly. She's got a strange jawline, but
she's a good looking gal. Nice eyes, fabulous hair, perfect skin. She's
got a funky jawline like Jen Aniston's, though.


People don't mention ROSIE PEREZ on their ugly list often enough. She's
the butt and then some. She is just SO God Awful nasty looking and
sounding. Ugggh....Uggggh....Ugggh. Absolutely hurl-o-riffic. SJessica
Parker is all the nastiness, though. You're right about her. My friends
and I back in our college days nicknamed her "Horse Woman". Guys and
girls alike....we all couldn't stand her.

ALLEY SHEEDY is another one people don't mention often enough. She
looks SOOOO much like a guy. I don't know if I spelled her first name
right, but she's just hella' bizarre looking and has eyes that looked
posessed, total guy hair and a strange looking smile. She NEVER looks
her age, either. She always looks about fourteen in every photo. She's
got this immature look about her that just bugs the shit outta' me...

JACK BLACK is another one. He's funny, sure, but that doesn't take away
from the fact that he looks filthy and repulsive. I cannot believe that
a great looking gal like Laura Kitelinger (sp.?) ever screwed him.


ALAN CUMMINGS is another one. If you don't know who he is, look him up
on IMBD.com. He's done a lot of theater and a lot of comedy over the
years. He's just the skinniest, ugliest looking little twerp, but I
have to give credit where it's due, he's certainly a good actor. VERY
ugly, though. Funny and multi-talented, but very, very unattractive and
almost scary looking. In "Circle of Friends" with Minnie Driver he is
especially horrific on the eyes.

JIM BROADBENT (British Actor) is another one----great actor but truly
strange looking fellow. He looks like an elf or something. His face is
just soooooo round and his eyes bug out in a really scary, harrowing
manner that makes me uncomfortable.


That chick who portrayed Tom Cruise's wife in The Firm (Damn! I forgot
her name! Really super strange looking eyes and mouth on her,
though...) is always one that comes to mind, too. She's just butt ugly.


S*Babykins

Spanglebaby

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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> Jinx...@aol.com wrote:
> > There is something about Drew Barrymore that I find really
> > unattractive. Her popularity is a complete mystery to me . . .
> >
>
> She gets megapoints for dumping Tom green. He was a major ButtNugget!!


Yeah, Tom Green was quite homely and very boring and simple looking
(and his VOICE just grated on my nerves like crazy...damn), I agree,
but have you ever seen a picture of Drew's ex-boyfriend Eric Erlandson
from Courtney Love's band Hole? Erlandson is like 13 times scarier
looking than that Simpleton Tom Green. Erlandson looks like some kind
of phantom or something. His teeth and chin alone, without even looking
at the rest of his face or ratty looking hair will make ya' wanna' hurl
chunks for days. Erlandson also has always appeared to be
mega-anorexic. He is wayyyyy scary. I've always read/heard that he's
just the nicest, sweetest guy ever and is everybody's best friend and
that's all fine and good, but Eric is still mighty atrocious looking.

S*Babykins

Spanglebaby

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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> Daniel Craig!!!!
> Tobey Jones
> Rhys Ifans
> Steve Coogan
>

Coogan's always struck me as looking like Ted Nugent's long lost
brother. Similar eyes and forehead or something, I think...


Forgot to put Malcolm McDowell. DAMN do his creepy EYES ever scare me
and that big nose of his is nasty, too. Wonderful mult-faceted actor,
but ugly as Hell in the looks dept. sorry to have to say... :-'(


S*Babykins

Doomella

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Spanglebaby wrote:

> I love Jim Carrey! I think his smile is cute as heck. I've always liked
> him, though, so go figure. Just merely by virtue of his sense of humor
> alone he's attractive to me.
>
> I think Lindsay Lohan is the butt. She is just homely and pale as hell
> and I can't stand all of her freckles. Seriously, she looks sick all of
> the time. I'm tired of seeing her everywhere on every magazine with
> those big huge eyes and that tiny little mouth.
>
> I think that girl from Sabrina The Teenaged Witch is seriously ugly,
> too. I also have noticed more and more since his game show started that
> HOWIE MANDEL is seriously strange looking and very, very homely.
>
> I can't stand Kelly Ripa, either. Everything about her looks and sounds
> so damned plastic. She's got to be one of the most annoying women
> alive. Right up there with Rachel Ray who always looks like she needs
> to cut/brush/wash her hair and has the nastiest, biggest, goofiest
> looking mouth in all of television, not to mention a voice that just
> makes me wish I'd gone deaf yesterday morning.


You must be very lovely indeed.

Sweeeet Wizdom

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That seriously ugly woman who played opposite Paul Newman in The
Verdict.

Villaf

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Marcia Gay Harden is ugly!!!! Huge awful mouth and pig nose...A cross
between a monkey and a bull dog. Can't understand how she made it to
Hollywood.

Leonardo di Caprio, that hairless lilttle nerd, though talented, is
ugly. A James-Cagney-in-waiting!

Rosie Perez : you're absolutely right. I forgot her (maybe because we
haven't been seeing a lot of her lately which is a good thing). She's
hideous.

Rosario Dawson looks like a huge mouth, nose and eyes in an extremely
small face. Beurk!

Charlotte Rampling looks like an enormous batrician. Beyond ugly

As to the actress opposite Tom Cruise in The Firm, she's on my list all
right : JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN. Bou hou hou...Extremely ugly.

nos...@earthlink.net

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Jamie Lee Curtis has been morphing into a man, becoming more and more
masculine and less and less feminine, for the last decade or so. What is
she doing, getting testosterone therapy? Ycccch.
>


Villaf

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Right. She's never been attractive anyways. She's extremely homely.
Funny how decent good-looking parents (Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh)
could produce such a monster.

Villaf

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One of the ugliest actors ever is Adam Sandler.

Haven't mentioned him because I haven't thought about him. I avoid him
as much as possible. His eyes, huge teeth in a small mouth, nose, shape
of head and voice make me sick.

Another ugly :
McCauley Culken. Looks like a ghost.

nos...@earthlink.net

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Pauly Shore


Villaf

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Ellen Burstyn!

How can I have forgotten her?

nos...@earthlink.net

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> Ellen Burstyn!
>
> How can I have forgotten her?
>

Kathy Bates


Villaf

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Kathy Bates is already on the list.

Another ugly : Laura San Giacomo

Villaf

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Vincent Schiavelli (ugliest of the ugliest, but at least he knew it. He
didn't expect any Casanova roles)

Kirk (Yirk) Douglas
Humphrey "Bogeyman" Bogart (thought he was a sex symbol...ouch!)
Gerard Depardieu (great actor, but ohhhh ugly!)
James Cagney
Joan Crawford
Barbara Stanwyck (beurk!)

Villaf

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Not actors, but well-known, ugly ugly ugly faces :

Camilla Parker Bowles. Horrendous, frightening, hideous, monstrous,
repulsive freak
Prince Charles. If he was not prince, he could be working in a circus.
Amy Carter (gaawwwk!)
Queen Liz
Rigoberta Menchu, nobel prize winner a few years ago...(She wouldn't
have won a beauty contest for sure)
Tony and Cherie Blair - absolutely horrendous!!!!
Aristote Onassis (funny what money can do...)

Villaf

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OHHHH so many uglies in Hollywood!!!!

Mary Tyler Moore - with or without makeup, she's downright hideous
Regis 'Dentures' Philbin
Portia de Rossi
Jennifer Grey (one hit wonder, no wonder)
Tatum O'Neil
Anna Paquin
Charlotte Gainsbourg (French actress, ugly beyond belief)
Jane Birkin
Loni Anderson (a would-be, repugnant Barbie doll)
Fred McMurray
Angela Lansbury
Annabella Sciorra
Loretta 'Hot ugly lips' Swit

record hunter

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Villaf wrote:
> Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
> ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.
> Ugliest actors :
>
> Owen Wilson
> Sean Penn
> Dustin Hoffman
> Matthew Perry
> John Hurt
> John Cusak
> Hugh Grant
> Leonardo di Caprio
> William H. Macy
> David Arquette

Agree with some. Not with Chandler, though. And you left Ben Affleck
and Jimmy Smits off the list.

I saw a commercial for Leo's new movie this AM, and I thought, eewww,
who's gonna see a movie with him in it?

record hunter

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avery wrote:
> "subscriber1997" <duke...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:uCNah.26401$dN4....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
> >
> > "Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1164679001.1...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> "PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> >>> se...@winning.com wrote:
> >>> > fuzzy wrote:
> >>> >> how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?
> >>> >
> >>> > How is this person a celebrity, for that matter.... I've never heard
> >>> > of him/her.
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> she did a nudie scene in Alexander
> >>> and was most recently in the movie "A guide to recognizing your saints
> >>
> >> Whaaaaaat?
> >> Rosario Dawson is gorgeous as hell. She's like the love child of Bianca
> >> Jagger and Angelina Jolie, and she makes Jolie look like a cheap
> >> Hollywood over-surgeried bloated harlot.
> > ================
> >
> > AJ is a lotta things
> > BLOATED ain't one of them
>
> To clarify: I certainly don't mean *fat* -- obviously.
> But she is, for my taste, superfluously labial, mushy-gushy, gooey,
> unformed -- too much (facial) flesh and (facial, I'd better repeat) lips for
> beauty to coexist. It's kind of the Tweety-Bird curse. I know that "some men
> like that" and all, but I genuinely don't go for the look.

Thanks. I have struggled to understand why AJ is considered anything
beyond "acceptable," for I agree she has the qualities you ennumerate
here.

'Superfluously labial.' I think I shall remember that forever. There's
just too much of her...yes... Brilliant.

Villaf

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> Agree with some. Not with Chandler, though. And you left Ben Affleck
> and Jimmy Smits off the list.
>
> I saw a commercial for Leo's new movie this AM, and I thought, eewww,
> who's gonna see a movie with him in it?

I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
movies, is HOT HOT HOT!

I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
small, but then again, it depends.

Jimmy Smits? Euh...he's on my list of the most beautiful!

record hunter

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Villaf wrote:
> > Agree with some. Not with Chandler, though. And you left Ben Affleck
> > and Jimmy Smits off the list.
> >
> > I saw a commercial for Leo's new movie this AM, and I thought, eewww,
> > who's gonna see a movie with him in it?
>
> I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
> movies, is HOT HOT HOT!

I agree. But I meant Matthew Perry.

> I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
> small, but then again, it depends.


I have no idea how he gets work. He must have blown somebody important,
and often.


> Jimmy Smits? Euh...he's on my list of the most beautiful!

Ewwwwww. He looks like a gray pickle slice on top of a hot dog on top
of two toothpick legs. And then he opens his mouth and a truckload of
stupid falls out.

He must have sucked his way to the top, too.

Villaf

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record hunter wrote:
> >
> > I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
> > movies, is HOT HOT HOT!
>
> I agree. But I meant Matthew Perry.

Matthew Perry is on my first ugly list. He's hideous.


>
>
> > I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
> > small, but then again, it depends.
>
>
> I have no idea how he gets work. He must have blown somebody important,
> and often.

Between him and Matt Damon, Matt Damon is the ugliest. He's not even
talented.


>
>
> > Jimmy Smits? Euh...he's on my list of the most beautiful!
>
> Ewwwwww. He looks like a gray pickle slice on top of a hot dog on top
> of two toothpick legs. And then he opens his mouth and a truckload of
> stupid falls out.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Loved him in NYPD Blue

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record hunter

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Villaf wrote:
> record hunter wrote:
> > >
> > > I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
> > > movies, is HOT HOT HOT!
> >
> > I agree. But I meant Matthew Perry.
>
> Matthew Perry is on my first ugly list. He's hideous.
> >
> >
> > > I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
> > > small, but then again, it depends.
> >
> >
> > I have no idea how he gets work. He must have blown somebody important,
> > and often.
>
> Between him and Matt Damon, Matt Damon is the ugliest. He's not even
> talented.

You and I agree on little in the looks dept. Matt Damon is so cute, I
can't look at him. I had to throw out Details this month.

> >
> >
> > > Jimmy Smits? Euh...he's on my list of the most beautiful!
> >
> > Ewwwwww. He looks like a gray pickle slice on top of a hot dog on top
> > of two toothpick legs. And then he opens his mouth and a truckload of
> > stupid falls out.
>
> Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
>
> Loved him in NYPD Blue
> >
> > He must have sucked his way to the top, too.

Stopped watching Blue on account of him.

Villaf

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record hunter a écrit :

> Villaf wrote:
> > record hunter wrote:
> > > >
> > > > I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
> > > > movies, is HOT HOT HOT!
> > >
> > > I agree. But I meant Matthew Perry.
> >
> > Matthew Perry is on my first ugly list. He's hideous.
> > >
> > >
> > > > I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
> > > > small, but then again, it depends.
> > >
> > >
> > > I have no idea how he gets work. He must have blown somebody important,
> > > and often.
> >
> > Between him and Matt Damon, Matt Damon is the ugliest. He's not even
> > talented.
>
> You and I agree on little in the looks dept. Matt Damon is so cute, I
> can't look at him. I had to throw out Details this month.

Possible! If you agree that Sandra Oh is the ugliest, then we agree on
a lot!!!
I saw Matt Damon in the Bourne identity. I thought he was an awful
actor. Looks too young and beardless...but he looks better than Leo,
though.

Villaf

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TribuneofRome a écrit :

> _____________________________________________________________\
>
> Seal.............Big ugly head and deformed face. A absolute freak. Of
> course his wife's head is almost as big as his, Hiedi (The Cum
> Repository) Klum.

So, Mr. TribuneofRome, are you going to start another thread with your
last last list of ugliest, one that includes Seal?

Seal is frightening. His ugly face all patched up.

record hunter

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Villaf wrote:
> record hunter a écrit :
>
> > Villaf wrote:
> > > record hunter wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > I think Jeff Chandler, that I happened to see a couple of times in old
> > > > > movies, is HOT HOT HOT!
> > > >
> > > > I agree. But I meant Matthew Perry.
> > >
> > > Matthew Perry is on my first ugly list. He's hideous.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > I don't really have an opinion on Ben Affleck. Eyes and teeth too
> > > > > small, but then again, it depends.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I have no idea how he gets work. He must have blown somebody important,
> > > > and often.
> > >
> > > Between him and Matt Damon, Matt Damon is the ugliest. He's not even
> > > talented.
> >
> > You and I agree on little in the looks dept. Matt Damon is so cute, I
> > can't look at him. I had to throw out Details this month.
>
> Possible! If you agree that Sandra Oh is the ugliest, then we agree on
> a lot!!!


She doesn't bother me. I like the character she plays, so why would I
not like her. I like everyone on GA. Hey...did you list Patrick
Dempsey. I've long thought he was the cutest guy on the planet. And the
rest of them...I really like GA, and the people on it.


> I saw Matt Damon in the Bourne identity. I thought he was an awful
> actor. Looks too young and beardless...but he looks better than Leo,
> though.

I saw the first Bourne movie. He looks like a kid compared to how I
envisioned Jason Bourne when I read the books. I was picturing more of
a Robert Redford type. Or Daniel Craig, to put it in today's terms.
Matt Damon's boyish in comparison. But I like him.

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Biting on Tinfoil

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Villaf wrote:
> So many uglies in Hollywood!!!!!
>
> Justin Timberlake
> Heidi Klum's husband (ugly beyong belief. A real life Frankenstein)
> Kate Jackson (looks like a creepy scarecrow)
> Susan Lucci (looks like she's a bodyless head)
> Nia Vardalos (a luck she became famous)
> Olympia Dukakis
> Luka Haas (ugly, dumb, looks like an ant)
>
> The kid that played in Unfaithful (Richard Gere & Diane Lane). Never
> seen such an ugly kid in all my life.
>
> Terrible, disgusting. A real joke...
>
> Owen Wilson
Paris Hilton
Janice Dickenson
Tyra Banks
Kelly Ripa
Britney
Brandy Alexandre (z-listed)
Ellen Pompeio (sp?)
Madonna
Fergie

Fugliness abounds!!

JMc

Biting on Tinfoil

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Spanglebaby wrote:
> Villaf wrote:
> > PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :
> >
> > > Daniel Craig!!!!
> > > Tobey Jones
> > > Rhys Ifans
> > > Steve Coogan
> > >
> > Agree, except for Daniel Craig.
> >
> > Other uglies :
> >
> > Jim Carrey
> > Frances McDormand
> > Rupert Everett
> > Dermott Mulroney
>
>
>
>
> I love Jim Carrey! I think his smile is cute as heck. I've always liked
> him, though, so go figure. Just merely by virtue of his sense of humor
> alone he's attractive to me.

Remember him as the blonde surfer-dude/alien in Earth Girls are
Easy....key-yoo-tee-pie!
>
>
> I think Lindsay Lohan is the butt. She is just homely and pale as hell
> and I can't stand all of her freckles. Seriously, she looks sick all of
> the time. I'm tired of seeing her everywhere on every magazine with
> those big huge eyes and that tiny little mouth.

Actually, I think she looks pretty Ann_Margaret-ish...kinda pretty but
majorly f*cked up! (and her little momma too!)
>
>
> I think that girl from Sabrina The Teenaged Witch is seriously ugly,
> too.

Fugly with a capital FUG! Lazy eye, Pamela-curl-lip....<shudder>

I also have noticed more and more since his game show started that
> HOWIE MANDEL is seriously strange looking and very, very homely.

I had a *HUGE* crush on the man when he was on St. Elsewhere. (Dr.
Gonzo?) LOL. Still thinks he's cute but in more of
a....obsessive/compulsive kinda way LOL
>
>
> I can't stand Kelly Ripa, either. Everything about her looks and sounds
> so damned plastic. She's got to be one of the most annoying women
> alive. Right up there with Rachel Ray who always looks like she needs
> to cut/brush/wash her hair and has the nastiest, biggest, goofiest
> looking mouth in all of television, not to mention a voice that just
> makes me wish I'd gone deaf yesterday morning.

KUDOS! The Ripa (sounds like a fart, don't it?) is THE MOST ANNOYING
PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD*

I liked RR when she was on 30 mins. meals. Got a lotta good ideas.
Then she went all...*gooshy*...and just became a tad too saccarine for
my taste.

JMc

*title currently being held by a washed up wanna-be z-listed
droopy-faced porn actress with a bad secretary spread and bankruptcy
lawyers constantly *knockknockknocking* at her (front) door>
>
>
>
> S*Babykins

Biting on Tinfoil

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Doomella wrote:

> Spanglebaby wrote:
>
> > I love Jim Carrey! I think his smile is cute as heck. I've always liked
> > him, though, so go figure. Just merely by virtue of his sense of humor
> > alone he's attractive to me.
> >
> > I think Lindsay Lohan is the butt. She is just homely and pale as hell
> > and I can't stand all of her freckles. Seriously, she looks sick all of
> > the time. I'm tired of seeing her everywhere on every magazine with
> > those big huge eyes and that tiny little mouth.
> >
> > I think that girl from Sabrina The Teenaged Witch is seriously ugly,
> > too. I also have noticed more and more since his game show started that

> > HOWIE MANDEL is seriously strange looking and very, very homely.
> >
> > I can't stand Kelly Ripa, either. Everything about her looks and sounds
> > so damned plastic. She's got to be one of the most annoying women
> > alive. Right up there with Rachel Ray who always looks like she needs
> > to cut/brush/wash her hair and has the nastiest, biggest, goofiest
> > looking mouth in all of television, not to mention a voice that just
> > makes me wish I'd gone deaf yesterday morning.
>
>
> You must be very lovely indeed.

Why...as a matter of fact, she *is*...quite lovely. I've seen the pic.

Just as lovely as everyone else here who has responded to the original
post in a likewise manner. You may want to start with the first
responding poster and work your way down (you know, like you usually
do) from there

JMc

Biting on Tinfoil

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Spanglebaby wrote:
> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> > Jinx...@aol.com wrote:
> > > There is something about Drew Barrymore that I find really
> > > unattractive. Her popularity is a complete mystery to me . . .
> > >
> >
> > She gets megapoints for dumping Tom green. He was a major ButtNugget!!
>
>
>
>
> Yeah, Tom Green was quite homely and very boring and simple looking
> (and his VOICE just grated on my nerves like crazy...damn),

TOM GREEN!! I swear to all that is...well....*whatever*...There's a
little pub about 1/2 block from where I live and the bartender there is
the living breathing and COMPLETE twin of Tom Green!!!!!! It's
freaky! Only this guy actually has *wit* and a *personality*!. Creepy
resemblance...I'll snap a phone pic for ya.....

...haven't had the nerve to ask him about his balls yet, though. LOL!
JMc

doree...@yahoo.com

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AJ Davenport wrote:
> Villaf wrote:
> > PorchMonkey4Life a écrit :
> >
> > > Daniel Craig!!!!
> > > Tobey Jones
> > > Rhys Ifans
> > > Steve Coogan
> > >
> > Agree, except for Daniel Craig.
> >
> > Other uglies :
> >
> > Jim Carrey
> > Frances McDormand
> > Rupert Everett
> > Dermott Mulroney
>
> What, this list is not complete until you add
> Steven Buscemi
> Ugly yes, but a darn fine actor and compelling to watch.
>
> AJ
> Because, somebody has to be the Diva!
Okay, I was gonna say "& that diva AIN'T you honey, 'til the nice part
about Steve...underrated at best...

JMc

doree...@yahoo.com

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Didn't Brandy *do* him? No, wait, it was his "assistant"....no, wait,
it was his "assistant's/assistant"...no, wait...she *wanted" to do him
but there was this old guy and...oh! well, there was f*cking involved,
she just forgot *who*, or *what*, or *when*, or *how*....and, BTW, most
importantly, did she receive a cheque? Nope...mostly likely
cash...sweaty $1.00 bills...not enuf for lipo *obviously*

JMc

avery

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"Biting on Tinfoil" <jodi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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And then again I may not.


Villaf

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TribuneofRome a écrit :

> _________________________________________________________________
>
> Sandra Oh could be even more hideous than Whoopi. When one is as ugly
> as these two, it is hard to determine the top spot.

Whoopi's eyes are at least symetrical.

SANDRA OH IS THE UGLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!

nimue

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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> nimue wrote:
>> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>>> nimue wrote:
>>>> PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
>>>> snip
>>>>> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.
>>>> Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is
>>>> so bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned,
>>>> wanna-be lover.
>>>>
>>>
>>> No. It's just that given the looks of past bond, he's hideous. Even
>>> it he had never been cast in CR he'd still be ugly.
>>>
>>> How would you feel if Linda Hunt got the lead in Pretty Woman?
>>
>> How would I feel? Feel? I wouldn't care. I sure wouldn't
>> obsessively post about it on a newsgroup. This is my whole point --
>> you CARE. It's weird. It's almost personal with you, almost as if
>> you had been rejected by Daniel Craig.
>>
>
> hey at least I'm not as rabid as KITN.

I don't know who KITN is and you are totally obsessive. You can't stop.

>And if Linda Hunt were cast as
> Pretty Woman the film would have been direct to video and no money
> would have be made.

Um, it would have been a totally different film. That's all we know. Ever
see Harold and Maude?
>
> Plus Craig is too ugly to be Bond.

Clearly he's not, since he is Bond. You don't like him but you can't stop
talking about him and posting about him -- it's weird. You sound like a
rejected stalker when it comes to him.

>All the other bonds were reasonably
> good looking (except for connery)

Connery was gorgeous beyond gorgeous.

--
nimue

"As an unwavering Republican, I have quite naturally burned more books
than I have read." Betty Bowers

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Doomella wrote:

>
> "You must be very lovely indeed."


Would you puhhhleeeze stop posting about the guys you hook up with
through the personal ads, Doomella? We're not interested in whatever
special phrases they whisper to you over the phone. Honestly, please
keep your personal drama and pathetically desperate dating fetishes to
a minimum.

S*Babykins

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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> nimue wrote:
> > PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> > snip
> >> Daniel Craig is probably the ugliest person on the list. C'mon.
> >
> > Did he turn you down or something? I mean, your loathing of him is so
> > bizarre and intense it almost seems like you are a spurned, wanna-be lover.
> >
>
>
> No. It's just that given the looks of past bond, he's hideous. Even it
> he had never been cast in CR he'd still be ugly.
>
> How would you feel if Linda Hunt got the lead in Pretty Woman?

Craig is WAAAAY cuter than Timothy Dalton. Dalton's the ugliest Bond.
He looks like some kind of a wet field mouse or something. His eyes and
hair are just really repulsive. He's embarassing looking.

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Doomella wrote:
> "PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> > se...@winning.com wrote:
> > > fuzzy wrote:
> > >> how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?
> > >
> > > How is this person a celebrity, for that matter.... I've never heard
> > > of him/her.
> > >
> >
> >
> > she did a nudie scene in Alexander
> > and was most recently in the movie "A guide to recognizing your saints
>
> Whaaaaaat?
> Rosario Dawson is gorgeous as hell. She's like the love child of Bianca
> Jagger and Angelina Jolie, and she makes Jolie look like a cheap
> Hollywood over-surgeried bloated harlot.


I've posted on here for a long time that Rosario Dawson and singer Hope
Sandoval (formerly of the band Mazzy Star) are mine. You cannot have
them and how DARE you fawn over them that way. Puhhhhleeze. Rosario
looks nothing like Jagger (who's got eyes like Medusa and exhibits a
snaggletoothed smile at best) or Angelina Jolie. Rosario Dawson is like
Cleopatra, only more chocolatty. All of her facial featues are
perfectly symmetrical and divine. It's like someone painted her and
she's not even human. She's the vogue-est of the vogue indeed in terms
of her facial bone structure, hair, perfect eyebrows and complexion.
Cheekbones and eyes like those come along but once in a lifetime. Don't
even get me started on her smile. It's so star-lit it could raise Van
Gogh back up from the dead.


You're *FAR* too inferior to respect RoDawz like I do. Get back.

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avery wrote:
> "subscriber1997" <duke...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:uCNah.26401$dN4....@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
> >
> > "Doomella" <doom...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1164679001.1...@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> "PorchMonkey4Life wrote:
> >>> se...@winning.com wrote:
> >>> > fuzzy wrote:
> >>> >> how is rorasrio dawson ugly? in the least bit?
> >>> >
> >>> > How is this person a celebrity, for that matter.... I've never heard
> >>> > of him/her.
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> she did a nudie scene in Alexander
> >>> and was most recently in the movie "A guide to recognizing your saints
> >>
> >> Whaaaaaat?
> >> Rosario Dawson is gorgeous as hell. She's like the love child of Bianca
> >> Jagger and Angelina Jolie, and she makes Jolie look like a cheap
> >> Hollywood over-surgeried bloated harlot.
> > ================
> >
> > AJ is a lotta things
> > BLOATED ain't one of them
>
> To clarify: I certainly don't mean *fat* -- obviously.
> But she is, for my taste, superfluously labial, mushy-gushy, gooey,
> unformed -- too much (facial) flesh and (facial, I'd better repeat) lips for
> beauty to coexist. It's kind of the Tweety-Bird curse. I know that "some men
> like that" and all, but I genuinely don't go for the look.


Jolie looks EXACTLY like her father, except she's got a t**t. Come on,
already. Can she help that her cheeks look like she's sucking helium
and her lips looks big and chapped? No, she cannot. She's the spawn of
Voight, so piss on your post and it's rank, backwoods, unpleasant
Deliverance. (Pun intended) She's her father's daughter and *his*
features are very cartoonish as far as I'm concerned. Wide eyes, fleshy
mouth, sunken cheekbones, shiny forehead, etc. She has always looked
like she could be Cameron Diaz's sister. They look pouty and a
unreasonably baby faced. They are all three more cute than pretty
because of it, but I'd hardly call them "Gooey" or unbeautiful. You
need your eyes checked if you witness no beauty in that face AFAIC.
Jolie's nose, chin, hair and eyebrows are about as perfectly rendered
as it gets.

P.S. How can the chick look both "unformed" and "bloated", you dope?
The two words are exact opposites!!!!

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AnthonyM1975 wrote:
> Villaf wrote:
> > Wonder how some of them manage to find work in Hollywood. Perhaps
> > ugliness has become a prerequisite to make it in Hollywood.
> >
> > Top ugly 10, regardless of talent :
> >
> > Sandra Oh
> > Maggie Gyllenhaal
> > Sarah Jessica Parker
> > Tori Spelling
> > Jennifer Aniston
> > Felicity Huffman
> > Marcia Cross
> > Meryl Streep
> > Glen Close
> > Rosario Dawson
> >
> > Other uglies :
> >
> > Kirsten Dunst
> > Juliana Margulies
> > Debra Messing
> > Patricia Arquette
> > Chloe Sevigny
> > Kimberley Stewart
> > Niki Hilton
> > Whoopi Goldberg
> > Ellen de Generes
> > Ellen Pompeo
> > Christina Ricci
> > Marcia Gay Harden
> > Minnie Driver

> >
> > Ugliest actors :
> >
> > Owen Wilson
> > Sean Penn
> > Dustin Hoffman
> > Matthew Perry
> > John Hurt
> > John Cusak
> > Hugh Grant
> > Leonardo di Caprio
> > William H. Macy
> > David Arquette
>
>
> Great list I would add Forest Whitaker to ugliest actors

Whitaker looks like a huge infant. He looks and is built like a black
Garth Brooks, who also looks like a big, huge giant baby-face infant.
Seriously, those two guys do not look like adults when you gaze at
their faces. It's just too round, dimply and pudgy. They're like a
couple of Campbell Soup Kids or Hummel figurines, unfortunatley...


(And Whitaker's eye looks like he got socked. It bugs me about as
horrifically as Roseanne Barr's squealing, ranting, bitching voice.)

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TribuneofRome wrote:

> Sandra Oh looks like her face was run over by a bus, utterly hideous.
> Mic The stoned Stone is beyond ugly and Julie Roberts looks like a man
> in drag.
> Sharon Stone has a face of stone and Paris Hilton looks like a sad dog.


Sandra Oh has beautiful hair, however. I'm not too fond of her looks,
either, but her complexion is flawless and her hair is gorgeous!!! Her
eyes, nose, forehead and mouth are rather ordinary and bland, so I'll
agree with you there. She's got potential in that her figure,
complexion, smile and hair are great, though. Her voice leaves a lot to
be desired, though. I just don't like it.


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The chick on Will on Grace....the Hispanic maid/housekeeper-ish one.
She's just nasty.


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I've met tens of thousands of women who adore him, but I have to add
Miguel Ferrer to the list. He's got this absolutely huge head that's
way too big for the rest of his body. His nose, forehead and smile just
bug the snot out of me. I'm in absolute awe that he's George Clooney's
blood related cousin. That just floors me, although I *do* see a bit of
resemblance between Miguel and the late Rosemary, whom I thought was
boring and average looking, but not exactly ugly or appallingly "out
there".


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PorchMonkey4Life wrote:

> AnthonyM1975 wrote:
> >
> >
> > Great list I would add Forest Whitaker to ugliest actors
> >
>
> Also add Bokeem Woodbine. He's like a black version of the dude from the
> original hills have eyes movie.


Isn't he the little shit who portays Greg Pratt's gay little brother on
ER? If so, then yes, he is not at all appealing. ESPECIALLY in
comparison to Pratt (Mekhi Pfieffer) who's ferociously hot and then
some. Good actor, though, if he's indeed the one who plays Pratt's bro
and I *think* he is. If I'm mistaken, apologies...


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