My theory on Suri Cruise, her Asian appearance and Chris Kline
Thesecond...@yahoo.com
theory on why she looks partially Asian. My theory is that she's
acutally Chris Kline's (Katie's ex for 5 yrs before Cruise came along)
baby. This could account for the almond shaped eyes and Asian looking
features. Afterall, Chris Kline was thought to be a Keanu Reeves
lookalike. Keanu has bed room eyes from his father who happens to be
Asian. It's just a hypothsis but what if Chris and Katie are actually
still a couple and the entire Katie and Cruise matchup is just a PR
facade or Chris and Katie are still seeing each other on the side and
he fathered Suri, not Cruise.
camille
She doesn't look Asian at all.
A.
I agree. She's got those down-turned Katie Holmes eyes (and Tom
Cruise has the slightly down-turned round eyes - typical in parts of
Europe, and customary in ancient Sumeria, which is interesting - it
isn't as pronounced in him as in Katie, but Katie really has the down
turned round (not almond) shaped eyes - so does Suri.
She sure has lots of hair, though.
A.
Gamer5175
I dunno, I might have to go with Camille on this one, I think I see
what you are trying to say, but who knows really?
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mooseb...@hotmail.com
All the things wrong:
1) It's Chris Klein, not Kline.
2) Chris Klein is not of asian descent.
3) Suri Cruise doesn't look asian.
4) Sperm lasts inside the human female about three days, maximum, not
weeks or months.
The only part that *could* be possible is the last part about the
Cruise Holmes relationship being a scam and her still dating Klein.
But that's unlikely too...
PattyPat
The child looks quite Asian. My thought is that the child was adopted.
How hard could it be to buy an Asian baby? The rumor was that Katie was
never pregnant anyway.
kangar...@email.com
Agreed, Camille. I don't know why the original poster thinks Suri looks
like Asian. Both Tom & Kat have jet black hair.
Joey
kangar...@email.com
PattyPat wrote:
> The child looks quite Asian. My thought is that the child was adopted.
> How hard could it be to buy an Asian baby? The rumor was that Katie was
> never pregnant anyway.
lmao.
Joey
SamMar...@aol.com
You know what maybe with Tommy's approval this is true. But half of
that thing is still Asian and no one will ever convince me otherwise.
SamMar...@aol.com
So do Asians!
kangar...@email.com
So do Americans!
Joey
camille
So do African-Americans!
whimples
The pretty, beautiful baby is Tom Cruise's child - will you LOOK AT THE
HAIRLINES. HIS AND HERS ARE THE SAME SAME SAME. Forget the eyes.
camille
Let's for conversation's sake say this is true: the kid is half Asian.
Why would Tom do that? Under your theory, he's obsessed that everyone
think he's straight and screwing women like there's no tomorrow, and he
will do ANYTHING to promote that idea.
Why then would he pick a donor who is Asian? Wouldn't he pick a white
person who looks like him? Assuming he didn't just donate his own
sperm.
This theory makes no sense at all.
Besides I have a daughter who is Asian and one who is half-Asian and
this kid does NOT look Asian. The eyes are not Asian.
America's Best Christian
A good rule of thumb when dealing with what Scientologists say: Don't
be as stupid as they are when it comes to blindly believing what you
are told.
Claire
"camille" <lin...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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ita. how many asians have blue eyes?
A.
The eyes don't look Asian anyway - they look just like Katie's.
That pic posted above is great - the baby looks just like Katie.
Maybe,
they spun Tom's sperm in a jar until they had all the recessive genes.
Then, they found Katie - who had all dominant genes. Then they made
a baby to look just like Katie.
We'll never know why.
But seriously - the kid looks a lot like Tom, especially the nose.
We sound like a bunch of grammas.
A>
avery
>> > > > She doesn't look Asian at all.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Agreed, Camille. I don't know why the original poster thinks Suri
>> > > looks
>> > > like Asian. Both Tom & Kat have jet black hair.
>> > >
>> > > Joey
>> >
>> > So do Asians!
>>
>> So do Americans!
>>
>> Joey
>
> So do African-Americans!
Which brings us full circle back to the Mike Tyson-as-poppa-Suri theory.
Check out his "Asian Eyes"!
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sport/0603/29/SPORT-29s01-tyson-564_438.jpg
Solved! Case closed. <handing out cigars>
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compelled by mysterious forces to say:
oh, i posted a variation on this theory months ago. keep up, would
you?
--dez
...a pistol-hot cup of Dez...
"Chef of chicanery, your buns are mine!"
--the Tick
Gary D
looks like Asian. Both Tom & Kat have jet black hair. Joey>>>>
Tom Cruise doesn't have jet black hair! He has/had medium brown hair.
His hair is probably salt and pepper now but he NOW dyes it dark brown.
Katey Holmes also dosen't have jet black hair. It also is more of a
medium brown. There is nothing black about it.
kangar...@email.com
source?
Joey
SamMar...@aol.com
Straight haired?
davepa...@hotmail.com
Brandy Alexandre wrote:
> <kangar...@email.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> http://topcelebrity.free.fr/katie23.jpg
Agreed.
With Wiki listing Cruise(/Mapother) as having German/Welsh ancestry,
and given Holme's facial characteristics, there's really no need for
wild speculation.
Although baby photos of the two parents would be interesting to
reference.
I can think of another actor of Welsh decent who could be thought to
possess at least a tuch of Asian ancestry;
http://media1.santabanta.com/full/global%20celebrities(f)/catherine%20zeta%20jones/cat16a.jpg
http://media1.santabanta.com/full/global%20celebrities(f)/catherine%20zeta%20jones/cat5s.jpg
And it's not because I just might enjoy looking at pics of CZ-J; okay
maybe just a little. ;-)
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
SamMar...@aol.com
Brandy Alexandre wrote:
> <davepa...@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> > Agreed.
> > With Wiki listing Cruise(/Mapother) as having German/Welsh ancestry,
> > and given Holme's facial characteristics, there's really no need for
> > wild speculation.
> > Although baby photos of the two parents would be interesting to
> > reference.
>
> of the two of them. If I wasn't still in the camp that Tom didn't
> father Suri I'd say the kid does look quit a lot like both. I just
> can't find the pictures now that I'm at work. I'm sure I'm using the
> same search terms. :::shrug:::
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> -- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
At work, what do you do?
SamMar...@aol.com
Brandy Alexandre wrote:
> <SamMar...@aol.com> wrote in alt.gossip.celebrities:
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> -- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
OUGHT O!
Taylor (mynetworktv@yahoo.com)
I can accept the possibility that Katie was never pregnant. I can. I
also think she has LOUSY taste in men. Her ex Chris IS A FUCKING WASTE
OF LIFE who can _actually_ make Freddie Prinze Jr. look like a SUPERB
actor in comparison! lmfao Seriously, almost aaaaaaaaaall the "kids"
from the 'American Pie' movies were only meant to ever to do those
movies and just fade away from the entertainment
industry/quasi-celebrity pool, just like those teen boys from the
'Meatballs' movies. Really!!!!!!!
Patt...@aol.com
> > PattyPat wrote:
> > > The child looks quite Asian. My thought is that the child was adopted.
> > > How hard could it be to buy an Asian baby? The rumor was that Katie was
> > > never pregnant anyway.
> >
So it makes sense if they were going through this elaborate scheme to
produce a baby to trick the world into thinking it is theirs....they
would adopt an ASIAN baby. And you guys think that Tom is the crazy one!
deneph
Thesecond...@yahoo.com wrote:
> After looking at the Vanity Fair pictures of Suri Cruise I have a
> theory on why she looks partially Asian. My theory is that she's
> acutally Chris Kline's (Katie's ex for 5 yrs before Cruise came along)
> baby. This could account for the almond shaped eyes and Asian looking
> features. Afterall, Chris Kline was thought to be a Keanu Reeves
> lookalike. Keanu has bed room eyes from his father who happens to be
> Asian. It's just a hypothsis but what if Chris and Katie are actually
> still a couple and the entire Katie and Cruise matchup is just a PR
> facade or Chris and Katie are still seeing each other on the side and
> he fathered Suri, not Cruise.
Only because I've heard forever that he can't have kids, I would put a
dollar down that it's possible he asked his close cousin William
Mapother to help him out with a sample. The baby would have some of
the same DNA and a resemblance to Tom. I'd be more willing to believe
that than it being Klein's. At first glance I thought the baby did
look a little like Tom, but William looks a little like Tom.
I dont know, either way, what does it really matter?
PattyPat
Thesecond...@yahoo.com wrote:
> After looking at the Vanity Fair pictures of Suri Cruise I have a
> theory on why she looks partially Asian. My theory is that she's
> acutally Chris Kline's (Katie's ex for 5 yrs before Cruise came along)
> baby. This could account for the almond shaped eyes and Asian looking
> features. Afterall, Chris Kline was thought to be a Keanu Reeves
> lookalike. Keanu has bed room eyes from his father who happens to be
> Asian. It's just a hypothsis but what if Chris and Katie are actually
> still a couple and the entire Katie and Cruise matchup is just a PR
> facade or Chris and Katie are still seeing each other on the side and
> he fathered Suri, not Cruise.
I think you are quite right. Look at this photos of Chris Kline and
remember the baby's photos have been photoshoped but not enough to
destroy the resemblance.
SamMar...@aol.com
> make government and naughty vendors give money back. We just nail
> Louisiana. They made a $2 million assessment against our client and
> we whacked it down to $300,000.
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> -- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
Well then I must say you have my respect!
Patt...@aol.com
Photoshoped in YOUR mind. The pictures are in Vanity Fair taken by a
respected photographer. Why would they risk their reputation?
Chris Pisarra
>>
> Photoshoped in YOUR mind. The pictures are in Vanity Fair taken by a
> respected photographer. Why would they risk their reputation?
Every single cover photo you see is photoshopped to within
an inch of its life. There is no surprise there, or anything to harm Annie
Lebovitz's reputation.
Chris
--
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Lily
<<Photoshoped in YOUR mind. The pictures are in Vanity Fair taken by a
respected photographer. Why would they risk their reputation?>>
No one in their right mind would tinker with an Annie Lebovitz
photo--except Annie Lebovitz. She'd never let VF do it, and VF wouldn't
dare.
You have to remember that to get those 22 pictures, probably more than
200 had to be shot. (Conservative estmate--especially when working with
a baby) From the entire collection, how hard could it be to get good
photos of beautiful, photogenic people?
I had to have a jacket photo taken once, and the photographer (who'd
studied with Gordon Parks!) took at least 30 polaroids before he took
about 60 shots.
I am not photogenic. But he did a hell of a job making me look good.
Lily
SamMar...@aol.com
> >> Louisiana. They made a $2 million assessment against our client
> and
> >> we whacked it down to $300,000.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Brandy Alexandre
> >>
> >> -- Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
> >
> > Well then I must say you have my respect!
> >
> >
>
> contingency. We take a percentage of a recovery, or in a case like
> LA, a percentage of the savings. It's variable depending, but for
> this it's 20% (it's usually higher, but they were whining), and my
> cut is 5% of that (even if I did most of the work, but that's why
> they're a bosses and I am not).
>
> We just closed their California audit with an $80,000 savings and
> we're in the middle of defending their Texas audit. Their Nevada
> audit starts Monday. For some reason all the states decided to slam
> this poor company at once, they're located in 20 states so this
> might not be the last of it. Not so good for them; plenty good for
> us. My bosses told me about another client where they came up
> against the same state auditor they took to the cleaners with a
> previous client. The guy folded. Closed the audit then and there,
> no assessment. It was nice, but sadly they couldn't pursue credits
> past the statute of limitations, which is usually waived for an
> audit. Cut us off at the pass, but the client was REALLY happy.
>
> Just got word that the refund check from Caliifornia for client I
> contracted on where I met my boys was approved by the state
> controller for $575k. That only took three years :::rolling eyes:::
> But I smell another pretty decent commish check.
>
> Boring as HELL most of time, but I'm really good at it and it pays
> better than porn. This concludes our brief lesson on cost recovery
> auditing.
>
>
>
> --
> Brandy Alexandre
>
> --Everything tastes better with cat hair in it. =^.^=
Safer than porn too I bet!
Podkayne Fries
<bran...@kittylittercomcast.net> wrote:
>
>You know, my bosses now consider me the California sales tax expert
>when it comes to the motion picture exemptions. I would LOVE to do
>the porn companies because there are some things I know that I don't
>think they know... There's money on the table out there for both of
>us.
So why haven't you gathered information and presented your bosses with
a plan to make you all rich? Do the research, put together a
presentation and tell them that you want to use part of the huge
commissions you'll rake in to buy into the partnership.
--
Regards, Podkayne Fries
Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
Roofshadow
Podkayne Fries <Podkay...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 8 Sep 2006 12:17:28 GMT, Brandy Alexandre
> <bran...@kittylittercomcast.net> wrote:
>
> >
> >You know, my bosses now consider me the California sales tax expert
> >when it comes to the motion picture exemptions. I would LOVE to do
> >the porn companies because there are some things I know that I don't
> >think they know... There's money on the table out there for both of
> >us.
>
> So why haven't you gathered information and presented your bosses with
> a plan to make you all rich? Do the research, put together a
> presentation and tell them that you want to use part of the huge
> commissions you'll rake in to buy into the partnership.
Oooo!
I agree with this poast!
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
Roofshadow
Brandy Alexandre <bran...@kittylittercomcast.net> wrote:
> Roofshadow <Roofsha...@spamtrap.yahoo.com> wrote in
> alt.gossip.celebrities:
> I don't wanna be a boss! I just want the money. :)
Hee!
Besides, the
> partners are all strictly commission. I like my salary plus even if my
> plus is kinda small.I've only been at it just under 4 years. I've
> tried to quit three times and they won't let me, so things are pretty
> secure. When I'm comfy I never feel the need to make changes because
> money isn't really a motivator. My therapist thinks there's something
> a little wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to risk losing a good thing IMO.
--
Roofshadow
AUK FNG
lola...@webtv.net
Source??
Try watching Cruise's movies, especially "Risky Business" or his other
first few movies. His hair has gotten darker as he's gotten older. It's
called hair dye, look into it. Even now his hair isn't jet black, it's
dark brown. Holmes's hair is also brown not black and certanly not "jet
black"!
lola...@webtv.net
Source??